Laser Guided Scissors
Okay, so we're not quite at the point in the future where everyone has their own flying car and, possibly more disappointing, we don't have personal laser cutting instruments. But judging by the way people drive while still on the ground, we're probably not ready for flying cars or laser cutting instruments for that matter. Still, a geek has to dream about such things, right? For now we will go with these Laser Guided Scissors, that will at least help you make some straight cuts...
Secret Agent Phone Holster
Starsky: "Well, here we are again facing danger together in the pursuit of law and order. To the average passerby, we may seem like three ordinary people... on the way up to the maternity ward, to see if it's a boy or girl or something in between. Little do they know that we are three highly dedicated servants of the public." Hutch: "Starsky?" Starsky: "Huh?" Hutch: "Shut up." Whether you're Starsky, Hutch, Ponch, Baker, Thorny, Farva, Mac, Rabbit, Beckett, Crockett, Tubbs, Angel, or Butterman, you'll need to look slick when you're facing danger in the pursuit of law and order. You need to keep your ultimate weapon handy and hidden under your jacket. And by ultimate weapon, we mean your smartphone. Unless you're a K9 like our pal Hooch. He'd probably use a holster to carry a big ol' bone. Worn like a real FBI-style gun holster, this fun accessory is an ingenious way to keep your smartphone ready to grab at a moment's notice. But we don't stop there. The Secret Agent Phone Holster includes stick-on seventies sideburns and a handlebar mustache for when you're feeling retro. It's instant Starsky & Hutch! Product Specifications Phone holster lets you play good cop (or bad cop, or goofy cop) Holster your phone and slap on a fake stache. Who's laughing meow? Holster is big enough to fit nearly all models of mobile phone Self-adhesive 70s-style sideburns and handlebar mustache included Great for Halloween, cosplay, or Thursday
SOG PowerAssist Multi-Tool
"Or two knives and 11 other tools to be specific. The SOG PowerAssist Multitool is a beast. Let's begin with the fact that one model of the PowerAssist comes with a C4 punch. Now let's think about this for a second: what type of person needs a C4 punch and more importantly what do they expect of their multitool? They expect to be awesome and in fact that's a fine word to describe the SOG PowerAssist Multitool. Just about every multitool begins with a pair of pliers and integrated wire cutters. The SOG stands out here with their patented Compound Leverage design and the strength of their stainless. As a test, we took a titanium spork and used the cutters to slice through the handle. Not a scratch on the cutters but wow did it make short work of the titanium! The blades on the SOG pop free using the PowerAssist technology built into the tool. Just unlock a blade and flick it with your thumb and the tool takes over. On the other side, you have a standard rack of various tools. However, unlike most multitools each individual component locks into place on the SOG giving you a steady and sturdy tool to work with. This model does not include the aforementioned C4 punch but it does include a host of other amazing tools. And if you really want that punch, the SOG PowerAssist is fully upgradable through the simple-yet-sturdy hex-bolt construction. Includes the following tools: Pliers Wire Cutters Blasting Cap Crimper (also good for general crimping) Straight Knife Blade Serrated Knife Blade Three-sided File Phillips Screwdriver Can Opener/Small Screwdriver Bottle Opener/Medium Screwdriver V-Cutter (useful for stripping wires, cutting seatbelts or cords) Ruler (built into the handles) Additional Product Specifications Stainless Steel Multitool with Black Oxide Finish Hex-bolt construction for easy maintenance and upgrades Closed: 4.675"" Open: 7.125"" Weight: 9.3 oz. Model: B66N-CP Includes heavy duty nylon sheath"