Plush Peeps Gift Set
"There are a lot of things we like to do with Peeps, including: Peep Kabobs: Peeps, fudge, cake, and strawberries, oh my! Peeps Sushi rolls: Or sashimi, your choice! Peep S'mores: Far superior to mere marshmallows! Peeps Fluffernutter Sammich: Oh yeah.... Those are all food? Oh, right. Here's our favorite Peep activity: PEEP JOUSTING. Line your microwave with wax paper (you'll thank us later). Arm each Peep with a toothpick and place them about 3"" away from each other. Close the door, start up the doomsday device, and may the biggest and best Peep win! These Peeps? Don't eat them or microwave them. Product Specifications Four adorable plush Peeps Choose traditional chicks or adorable bunnies Look cute in an Easter basket Do not eat them: they are toys, not food Set includes one each of yellow, pink, blue, and purple Comes packaged in a Peeps gift box (7"" wide) Dimensions: Each Peep is 3"" tall."
If you're hanging out with the likes of us, you're far from normal. You probably have a creature in your basement, just waiting to be animated by the next thunderstorm. Or perhaps you are the creature in the basement... This hand-sculpted brain candle is suspended in gel wax, so it looks just like a laboratory specimen. Thankfully, it doesn't smell like formaldehyde. Actually, it doesn't smell like anything since we couldn't agree on what brains should smell like. Pop off the lid, light it up, and your mad science laboratory or evil wizard lair will be ablaze with neurotic brilliance. Product Specifications Why be normal, Abby? Have a brain candle! Hand-sculpted brain candle suspended in gel wax Scent: Unscented (what do brains smell like anyway?) Dimensions (jar): 4" x 4"
Sometimes, we have to admit, when we get super stressed we eat cupcakes. And not one or two, but a dozen or more. But this practice isn't the healthiest. That's why we found the Stress Cupcake. We get the joy of holding and squeezing a cupcake (something we do with real ones before eating anyways), but don't get all the evil calories and stuff...
Desktop Jellyfish Tank
Looking for a totally unique pet that will remind you to just keep swimming? How about a jellyfish you can keep on your desktop at work? We discovered this product when it was a top project on Kickstarter and won the Best Product award at the Global Pet Expo. It was just awesome enough for us to want several of our very own. We named them all Squishy, naturally...
Pair of Giant Googly Eyes
In our imagination world, everything has a face and talks to us. Our chair has eyes and sings, our water cooler has eyes and asks us how our day is going, and our fridge has eyes and coaches us on selecting healthy snacks. The part that makes them all so adorable is the eyes (really, we don't listen to Mr. Fridge that much). And now our imagination can enter the real world with this Pair of Giant Googly Eyes...
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Door/Floor Mat
Tired of people stepping all over you? Well take your frustrations out by stepping all over these choice door/floor mats. Adorned with the peculiar 'There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1' phrase, consider them your own personal wormholes to a place where users invented clue and upper management gets outsourced...
Fairies. They are tiny. (Unless we're talking the True Blood version of fairies, but we won't go there today.) But how do fairies stay so tiny? For starters, they're always moving. Humans don't see fairies often because they're just THAT FAST. Zip. Gone. Also, fairies are constantly preparing food for humans to lure them into Fairyland and out of the real world. Since party hosts rarely have a chance to eat, again, fairies are at a calorie deficiency...
DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
How many times have you told your love that you would cut off an arm for them? Or give them a kidney or your own blood if they needed it to survive? Well, cutting off an arm is easy, but foolish. And giving blood or a kidney is noble, but could pose a big problem if you don't share the same blood type. What would happen, you wonder? It's very simple - your loved one's blood antibodies would bind to too many antigens in your donor blood causing the erythrocytes of your love to burst...
You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you? Didn't think so. Oh well. We do love mazes, but we've been stuck in this one for quite some time and it's a little difficult to find the way out. There are these semi-plush walls that make rectangular boxes in which there are almost always desks. Some of the enclosures are decorated with plush versions of terrifying monsters like mindflayer rats and young Elder Gods with big blue eyes. There's even a member of the Locust Horde, but we're pretty sure Big Chap from Alien has him under control. There seems to be multiple sources of fluorescent lighting, but they're not turned on. It's a bit dark in here... are you sure you haven't seen the exit? This pen is for every kid-at-heart who has ever gotten lost in a hedge maze or bonked their head a little too hard in the glass maze at the amusement park. (That nosebleed really helped future maze-goers find the way out. Hooray for "helping!") It's a simple black pen with a maze inside. Rotate the pen around to help the ball find its way to the other side. Great replay value! Turn around and move the ball back to the beginning when you're done! Whoa. Perfect for folks who like to fidget in meetings and have been forbidden from playing with their iPhone by management. Product Specifications Pen that contains a maze with a little ball Move the ball through the maze to win Excellent way to entertain yourself during boring meetings Does not contain an oubliette. (Oh, don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.)
Pac-Man Multi-Color Ghost Lamp
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? We invested in a Ghost Lamp on the off chance he reappears in our house. The Ghost Lamp is remote-controlled, so when you hear Pac-Man sneaking out of the guest bedroom, just push a button and the ghost will glow, sending him scurrying back to his room. We've had Ghost Lamps in the past, but these new ones are way more awesome because they have 16 different colors and can flash, strobe, or fade in addition to regular light. Unfortunately, they still will not provide any power-ups if you eat them while they're blue. Product Specifications Ghost lamps to decorate your desk at work or home Scare off that yellow guy who steals your food Officially licensed Pac-Man collectible White when off, glows in 16 different colors Pick your color and effect by remote control Smooth, Flash, Strobe, or Fade effects Lamp Power: Plug it into the wall! Remote Battery: CR2035 (not included) Dimensions: Approx. 7.8" tall
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
Electronic Rolling Laughing Monkey
Here at ThinkGeek, we know a lot about monkeys. Not the kind of monkeys in the zoo, rather the ones who code and the robotic type that work diligently in our warehouse every day. Being fans of monkeys it seemed only natural that we would sell a Rolling Laughing Monkey. Of course this would ultimately become our downfall as giggling simians took over our office. At first we were smiling and laughing along with these insane beasts... but after a while we began to go slowly insane ourselves as the rolling and crazy laughing permeated the halls of ThinkGeek. Any sound or movement triggers the Rolling Laughing Monkey into action, so watch what you do if you take one of these monkeys home. Of course when showing this toy to real monkeys they became greatly offended and claimed that actual monkeys do not laugh insanely and the product only served to provide a negative stereotype of monkeys in general.
Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
Real bombs are sad. Real bombs hurt. Real bombs are for making things break. Seed Bombs are happy. Seed Bombs heal. Seed Bombs are for making thing more beautiful. Seed Bombs are a simple way to add smiles to the face of the planet. We added a few more words to be more descriptive; we call them Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants, and you can learn more about them by reading the next chunk of words. Welcome to the next chunk of words...
Electronic Bubble Wrap Keychain
One of the single greatest gifts (and curses) to anyone who is a little anal retentive is bubble wrap. Sure it's good for protecting packages, but the real joy is popping each and every bubble. You can't let even one survive or your mission as bubble popper has failed. But what happens when you desire the joy of popping bubble wrap but don't have the time to invest in popping a full 60' roll? Welcome to the future, my friends; electronic bubble wrap is here. Each keychain device has 8 rubbery little "bubble" buttons. They have a pretty close tactile feel to actual bubble wrap. Guess what happens when you push one? That's right, you hear a little pop. In a nutshell, that is the simple beauty of the electronic bubble wrap keychain. But there is one bonus, and here's where the OCD can kick in a little. Every 100th "pop" is not a pop at all, but a silly sound: a boing, a bark, a rude noise, etc. And since you can easily pop (pun intended) the keychain in your pocket, you'll always have bubble wrap when you need it most (you know, like when your boss starts talking). Dimensions: 1.75" x 1.5" x 0.5"
Out of all the various flavors of Monopoly you could own, we think this one takes the cake. (Speaking of cake, we're pretty upset about Bowser's use of the Trojan Birthday Cake to steal away Peach in Super Mario Wii. Very evil.) Gone are the property names from New Jersey, replaced with your favorite Nintendo characters, grouped mostly by game. Collect Samus Aran, Ridley, and Metroid to complete the orange set, or Link, Zelda and Ganondorf to complete the green. Power-up your characters and build them toward being invincible. Zip your star past go, collect your $200 and drive your friends into bankruptcy. But we hear ya. You're sayin', "Monopoly takes FOREVER! I wanna kill my family members by the third hour! Mario isn't going to make it any better!" (Gosh, you're loud and demanding. Good thing we love you.) We're happy to announce that Nintendo Monopoly comes with Speed Play rules that keep the game fast and fun. So not only does Nintendo-izing it make it better, it makes it as speedy as Mario when he's high on invincibility star.
Pac-Man Fleece Blanket
Deep in the bowels of a dark and forbidding maze, our intrepid hero steps carefully. His hunger gnaws at him in the omnipresent darkness. Every morsel of food he sees he greedily gobbles up, and yet each mere pellet can only just sustain him. He presses onward. The howling of the wind chills him to the bone, and reverberates through the blue black walls of the labyrinth like a warbling siren...
Nightmare Before Christmas Operation
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Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
SEPHORA COLLECTION MONOPOLY: Sephora Edition
MONOPOLY - Sephora style! Sephora has teamed up with MONOPOLY to create a beauty-full edition of the classic game where you - GO TO JAIL for bad hair days, ADVANCE TO GO for winning a shopping spree, and pay for your products with Beauty Bucks. It's every beauty enthusiast's favorite pastime!Buy, sell, and trade all the beauty-full products that make Sephora successful as you vie to own the Sephora empire. Stock your stores with beauty products and hire store directors and specialists, while ensuring that your store has all the essentials like water and electricity. Learn the basics of the beauty business from The Beauty Authority!*Licensed by Hasbro Properties Group. The MONOPOLY name and logo, the distinctive design of the game board, the four corner squares, the MR. MONOPOLY name and character, as well as each of the distinctive elements of the board and playing pieces are trademarks of Hasbro for its property trading game and game equipment. Copyright 2006 Hasbro. All Rights Reserved.