Book of Secrets
Did you know there's a secret daily flight from the United States to Cuba? Or, that in 1966, the U.S. government smashed a bacteria-laden light bulb inside the New York subway system? Or that there are quite a few abandoned underground New York subway stations? Or, that there's an entire (now-abandoned) underground movie theater in France? Of course not, because they are secrets. And this book is full of them. That's why it's called [insert eerie music here] the Book of Secrets. OOOOoooooo...
Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar
What could possibly make you love your Companion Cube more? How about filling it with cookies! After a long day of testing, nothing tastes better than fresh baked cookies. But how can you eat all alone? Well now there's no reason to feel lonely. We've got your cookies and your companion right here! The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an upgrade to the most incredible companion ever. Within this spacious cube you will find room for all of your favorite baked delicacies. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar also serves as an amazing candy bowl sure to bring your friends and fellow test subjects around to your desk day in and out. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an officially licensed Portal 2 collectible, and the fine craftsmanship of this ceramic cookie jar will surprise and delight every seasoned test subject. Product Specifications An upgrade to the most incredible companion ever Do not burninate: FILL WITH COOKIES INSTEAD! Officially licensed Portal 2 Collectible Dimensions: 7"x7"x7" Cookies not included
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
Blue v neck ribbed dress
Blue ribbed bodycon dress with a V-neck line and pencil finish to the skirt. Length 107cm 93% Polyester,6% Acrylic,1% Elastane. Machine washable.
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
Secret Decoder Ring
Big Brother is watching. Listening. Reading your notes. What can you do? The tinfoil hat only protects your brain from the aliens. Once you put your ideas down on paper, anyone can read them. ANYONE. Possibly even the aliens with their x-ray beams. But definitely Big Brother since you're 99% sure that your house is bugged for video and audio. How else does Google find out you want to bake spam casserole? Paranoid much? (It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.) Pick up a pair of Secret Decoder Rings and you'll be able to encrypt your most personal messages, like the sticky notes you leave on your significant other's lunch bag. Nobody needs to know that she calls you Pookiepants and you call her Snoshmuffin. Simply remove the ring from your finger, twist the interlocking bands and you'll be able to code and decode your messages in a jiffy. Product Features Code and decode secret messages with your jewelry Made of stainless steel Three sizes available: Small (size 6) - 16.5mm diameter - for slight ladies (or wearing on a chain) Medium (size 10) - 19.8mm diameter Large (size 12) - 21.3mm diameter
There's a lot of information in the world - information they don't want you to know. But we want you to know. Because knowing is half the battle, and all that good stuff...
Nail Polish Dryer - Monkey Shape
Don't have enough patience to wait for your nails to dry? Afraid that you will mess up your freshly painted nails and have to do it all over again? Now with our cute monkey blower, your time and work will be saved! You just need to put your finger on the plate of bananas and the monkey will blow and dry your nail polish automatically!
Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring
We love steampunk style. The tiny top hats, the goggles (they do nothing!), the corsets, the leather, the crazy weapons. We love that there's no canon, no official characters to cosplay, so you're free to let your imagination go wild when designing a costume. We're calling this amazing accessory Captain Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring, named after... well, actually, we just made him up...
Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was only to be used for tests and by using the lucky pen, we were guaranteed to do better than if we used another, lesser pen. And since these pens are imbued with The Force, they'll obviously make the perfect lucky pen. Styled like the lightsabers wielded by Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars saga, these pens are the writing implements of a more civilized age. A civilized age where people got As on tests and aced their presentations with the board. If your life is in need of a little luck, these lightsaber pens are just the Jedi mind trick you need. Product Specifications WARNING: Contains Sharp Point. Not intended for Children under 4 years of age A pen for a more civilized era Available in red, blue, and green Comes in a tin collector's box to protect it (since it's lucky!) NOTE: Luckiness of pen may vary. Do not contact ThinkGeek regarding failed tests.
JOYSTICK-IT Arcade Stick for iPad
"Bring your tablet-based gaming to the next level with the JOYSTICK-IT Tablet Arcade Stick. The JOYSTICK-IT gives you a real physical joystick for increased precision with touchscreen based games. Simply press down to attach the JOYSTICK-IT to your tablet based computer's screen for improved gaming. No wires or batteries needed. The JOYSTICK-IT works with thousands of different game apps. Any game that has an on-screen control pad of some kind is perfect for the JOYSTICK-IT. Simply run your game of choice, place the JOYSTICK-IT over the on-screen control pad and push down. The JOYSTICK-IT sticks to the glass of your display and is ready for action. The lightweight solid milled-aluminum construction of the JOYSTICK-IT adds more precise movement and faster response time for enhanced playability. When you're done, simply pull-up on the JOYSTICK-IT to remove from the screen. Hardware Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT works with any device which features a capacitive touchscreen. This includes the iPad™ and many Android™ tablets. The JOYSTICK-IT will work with mobile phones that have capacitive touchscreen displays, however it may not be ideal for this purpose because of its size. Game Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT will work with any game that features a virtual on-screen control pad of some kind. Games that use swiping, swipe-style joypads, joypads with variable on-screen locations, or complex finger based gestures will not work properly with the JOYSTICK-IT. Product Features Add a real physical joystick to your tablet computer for enhanced gaming precision Works with thousands of different games No wires or batteries required Removable and reposition-able. Will not harm your screen. Solid milled-aluminum construction Laser etched crosshair design on top of stick adds thumb traction Invented and designed by ThinkGeek Patent Pending design Games seen in demo video include: Pac Man (Make Sure to set control to ""Joystick"" in game options) Edge (Make Sure to set control to Arrows in game option) Reckless Racing HD iDracula Ridge Racer iFighter ToyShop Dig Dug Remix CubedRR HD Space Blast HD Galaga Remix Babylonian HD Monster Dash Soosiz HD MX Mayhem Vector Racing iPad™ is a Registered Trademark of Apple, Inc.. Android™ is a Registered Trademark of Google, Inc.. This product is not an officially licensed product from Apple, Inc. or Google, Inc.."
Timmy The ThinkGeek Monkey
We don't want to go into a long story about the history of ThinkGeek's very own Timmy the Monkey; it involves far too many sub-plots, server closets, and time-space ripples. Suffice it to say that Timmy the Monkey, on this planet at least, would be catalogued as a codeslinger, a kung-foo monkey coder with more than just bad-ass programming powers and a cute face. We would be humble to say he only invented water...