USB Toast Handwarmers
"There was squee-fest in the ThinkGeek office when we got the sample for these USB Toast Handwarmers. The head Squee-er was Assistant Merchant Monkey Andrea, who danced down the halls singing about the cuteness of tooooast. Jazz hands while wearing stuffed toast gloves? Andrea did it. Since she's a huge fan of French toast (with challah, naturally), we weren't surprised that she latched on to these handwarmers and wouldn't let go. USB Toast Handwarmers are squishy and adorable, but the genius is when you plug them into the nearest USB ports and switch them on. In just a few moments, your hands will be wonderfully toasty. And yes, you CAN type while wearing them. Your friendly neighborhood copywriter monkey has been doing just that! Of course, she's under strict direction to return them to Andrea the French Toast Queen when she's done writing this product description. Get your own toasty warm hands and conquer your always-freezing office with adorable plush foodstuff. Product Specifications Strap some toast to your hands to keep them toasty warm Plug into your USB port and they get toasty quickly Set your level of warmth to low or high Adjustable strap lets you get them as snug as you like Size: One size fits most hands Dimensions: Each toast is 5.5"" x 5.5"" Weight: Each toast weighs only 2 oz Cord length: 57"" Compatibility: PC, Mac, Linux, any USB-enabled device that can handle 5V, 3W with 1.5M USB line. Note: While totally adorable, these are not suitable for children under 6. Addendum: Sadly, not edible."
IRIS 9000 Bluetooth Speaker & Speakerphone
Having an artificially intelligent computer at our beck and call has long been the fantasy of every green blooded sci-fi fan amongst us. Finally Siri on the iPhone has given us a tantalizing taste of this promised future... and we're lapping it up. However it's not all roses in our 2012 A.I. future tech fantasy. Sure Siri can schedule appointments, make funny quips and answer inane trivia questions with the help of Wolfram Alpha but she has one failing... to get her to listen you've got to have your hands on your phone and push a button. Somehow when we imagined the future of smart computer companions we assumed that shouting at them from across the room to do our bidding was part of the package. Apparently not. Therefore you can see why we were forced to create the IRIS 9000. Simply place your iPhone into the cradle and use the included micro remote to trigger Siri. Just tap the IRIS 9000 remote button once, listen for the Siri chime, and speak your command. The built in mic on the IRIS 9000 picks up your voice and the embedded speaker amplifies Siri's spoken responses. You can also make and receive calls using the IRIS 9000 like a standard speakerphone. Oh and did we mention that the glowing eye flickers along with Siri's voice? How's that for amazing Buckaroo Banzai future tech? Product Features Classic Sci-fi styling. Aluminum accents. Included micro remote triggers Siri with a single button press Built-in mic picks up your voice Embedded speaker amplifies Siri's responses Use as a standard speakerphone to make and receive calls Glowing LED eye flickers along with Siri's voice Power: 3 AAA batteries (not included) or USB Bluetooth® v3.0 + EDR Class II Supports the Hands Free Profile (HFP) and Headset Profile (HSP) Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Important: Please read all product documentation before you begin your odyssey with IRIS 9000. *iPhone and Siri are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. **This is not an officially licensed Apple product and all references to iPhone and Siri are only used to indicate compatibility. The Bluetooth word mark and logos are registered trademarks owned by Bluetooth SIG, Inc. and any use of such marks by ThinkGeek is under license. Other trademarks and trade names are those of their respective owners.
MondoHub 28 Port USB 2.0/3.0 Hub
Is your menagerie of USB powered devices getting a little too big for the britches of your current hub? Never fear, MondoHub is here with 28 ports. Unlike many other USB hubs, the MondoHub features four SuperSpeed USB 3.0 ports and is great for charging your devices or transferring data. The case is compact and durable, reduces cable clutter, and has automatic overcurrent protection and power switches for each port. Product Specifications Features Provides 28 Hi-Speed USB ports for additional peripherals 24 USB 2.0 ports 4 USB 3.0 ports Replaces less-capable hubs with compact multiport design and high-capacity 4-amp power adapter Conveniently recharges mobile devices and connects flash drives, receivers, card readers and more Switch each port on and off individually Overcurrent protection; hot-swappable Compatible with all USB-equipped computers Plug and Play – Windows and Mac compatible Lifetime Manufacturer Warranty Standards and Certifications USB 3.0, USB 2.0, USB 1.1, USB 1.0 FCC CE RoHS Ports Transfer speeds: 1.5 / 12 / 480 Mbps / 5 Gbps (1) upstream plug, Standard-A (24) downstream ports, USB 2.0 Standard-A (4) downstream ports, USB 3.0 Standard-A (1) 5 V DC port Physical Dimensions: 23 (h) x 229 (w) x 112 (d) mm; .9 (h) x 9 (w) x 4.4 (d) in. Weight: 354 g (12.5 oz.) USB Standard-A to Standard-B cable, 75 cm (30 in.) Housing: plastic LED power indicator Power Adapter cUL, FCC Input: 100 - 240 V, 50/60 Hz; 1.6A, maximum Output: 5 V / 4 A Cable: 1.2 m (6 ft.) System Requirements USB-enabled PC or Mac system Windows 2000/XP/Vista/7 or Mac OS 10 or above Available USB 2.0 or USB 3.0 port Package Contents MondoHub Power adapter Quick install guide
Timmy's Tea Sampler
How do we hate tea bags, let us count the ways! Sadly, 95% of tea sales in the U.S are in tea bag form and they usually contain the crappiest tea possible. Since looseleaf tea can't expand in a bag, tea merchants decided to fill the bags with smaller leaves. Called "fannings" or "dust," this grade of tea is essentially the byproduct of real tea production. If you drink tea made from tea bags, you're getting water dressed in brown. Gross...
Portal 2 Aperture iPad Sleeve
If you have an iPad and work for Aperture Laboratories, there's something Cave Johnson needs you to pick up, stat. Of course, Cave isn't with us anymore, but if he were, he'd demand that all of his current testing subjects carry their iPads in the new Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories iPad Sleeve. You see, since Aperture owns the iPad and you have to return it after testing (or in the event of your unfortunate demise), protecting it from damage is a must. The thought of our personal iPads getting damaged or destroyed is enough to send shivers down our spines. There's just so much on our devices that we love and NEED; we'd hate to lose them to a mishap. This iPad Sleeve fits both the iPad and iPad 2 and is bright orange to match Chell's jumpsuit. It features black and white details, including the Aperture Laboratories logo and has a rubberized grommet to feed your headphone cord through so you can listen to your favorite tunes while pondering how you're going to get through your next test. Product Specifications Aperture Science iPad Sleeve for fans of Portal 2 Designed for the iPad 2 but will fit original iPad Orange material matches Chell's jumpsuit Black & white details, including the Aperture Science logo Rubberized grommet allows you to feed your headphone cord through and listen to music while on the go Small outside pocket for storing your testing orders and a pencil Aperture Laboratories logo printed on the zipper pull Inside is lined to protect your iPad from scratches Officially licensed Portal 2 product
Apple 16GB iPad 2 with Wi-Fi - White (MC989LL/A)
Find portable computers at Target.com! The all-new thinner and lighter design makes ipad 2 even more comfortable to hold. It s even more powerful with the dual-core a5 chip, yet has the same 10 hours of battery life. With two cameras, you can make facetime video calls, record hd video, and put a twist on your snapshots in photo booth. And the ipad smart cover attaches magnetically and wakes up, stands up, and brightens up your ipad 2.
USB Pet Rock by ThinkGeek
The Pet Rock phenomenon was an unbelievable experiment performed in the 70s by an advertising executive. The challenge: could he take a simple idea, market it, make people happy, and use it all to turn himself into a millionaire? The answer: yes. And . . . well, we at ThinkGeek love performing famous experiments to see if we can duplicate the outcome. But we need your help. Simply plug the USB cable into a free port and let the fun begin. The USB Pet Rock will instantly begin to work its magic...
Portal 2 Cave Johnson Talking Portrait
"The most fascinating man the world has ever known can now hang proudly on your wall... and share his innermost thoughts. The Cave Johnson Talking Portrait is the perfect addition to any scientific facility, office, or bedroom. Really, where wouldn't you hang this handsome portrait? Of course, no portrait of Cave Johnson would be complete without some scientific enhancement, and we've spared no test subjects in developing a miraculous advancement in the field of decor. That's right, the Cave Johnson Talking Portrait actually talks! Cave Johnson was a brilliant man with a thrilling vision of the future. The included phrases in his portrait are among the most memorable quotes of all time, ever said by any man, woman, child, or personality construct. The Cave Johnson Talking Portrait is an officially licensed Portal 2 collectible. Product Specifications Printed on canvas Pine frame Portrait of Aperture Science's founder & luminary, Cave Johnson It talks! Includes famous phrases from the most fascinating man ever 13 phrases, including the entire ""life gives you lemons"" rant (Yes, you can switch it off if you'd like to ponder his wisdom in silence.) Officially licensed Portal 2 Collectible Dimensions: 15 1/2"" x 11 1/2"" Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) To read the wisdom that Cave Johnson will bestow upon you please click the details tab above."
Geek Love Poem T-shirt
The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears. We're not sure where this one lies in the spectrum of emotional reactions, but we're thinking somewhere between a chuckle and a look of heartfelt confusion. This shirt, designed by ThinkGeek Love Labs® makes an especially good gift to one you love or love to confuse, depending on their knowledge of hex and Internet lore. roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF all my base are belong to you Also available in a Ladies Babydoll version! 100% cotton t-shirt in our favorite color, black. Heavyweight, preshrunk cotton tee with the lovely poem above printed on the front in white, blue, and red.
Wi-Fi Detector Shirt
Here at ThinkGeek we're pretty lazy when it comes to technology. We expect our gadgets to do all the busywork while we focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That's why we hate to have to crack open our laptops just to see if there is any wi-fi internet access about... and keychain wi-fi detectors, we would have to actually remove them from our pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.
Blue Reef Deluxe 5 Titanium Knife, Blunt - Gray/Yellow
Blue Reef titanium knives are extremely resistant to corrosion and their blades have a remarkable fine hollow ground cutting edge. The thermoplastic rubber molded handle fits comfortably in gloved and bare hands. The quick-adjust rubberstrap on the sheath eliminates the inconvenience of older style manual buckles. The 5 blade is manufactured from Ti6AL-4V Titanium which is completely corrosion resistant has a serrated edge on the top and a straight edge with linecutter on the bottom. The butt cap can be used as a hammer is also made of durable, corrosion free titanium. The sheath has a push-down lock system to secure the knife safely.
Black Ion-plated Stainless Steel Carbon Fiber Link Bracelet
Stainless steel construction with black ion plating and carbon fiber inlay defines this bold men's bracelet. This bracelet fastens with a jewelry clasp and offers a highly polished finish. All weights and measurements are approximate and may vary slightly from the listed information.
XGear Smart Carbon Real Carbon Fiber Strips For Apple Smart Cover
Ultra sleek, ultra sexy, ultra smooth. This is the Smart Carbon. Made of Real Carbon Fiber, these strips are precision cut to provide an exact fit for your Smart Cover, allowing you to follow the great look and protection of Carbon Fiber.