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BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn
Back in the day, Timmy's grandma used to make the most delicious popcorn on the stove. She'd stick her monkey paw into a jar and pull out a big glob of bacon grease, stick it in a pot with the popcorn kernels, put on the lid, and shake shake shake as the popcorn pop pop popped. In another saucepan, she'd melt delicious butter and she poured it all over the bacon-flavored popcorn. With just a sprinkle from the salt shaker, the masterpiece was complete. You COULD do all that today - going through the effort of collecting your bacon grease in a jar and using it to pop your popcorn by hand, but let's face it, you just don't have the time to do it like Grandma Monkey. Now thanks to BaconPop, you don't have to! Just stick a bag in the microwave, press the Popcorn button, and stand back and watch the bag inflate with delicious, buttery, bacontastic popcorn. Everything is better with bacon and this popcorn is so much better, you'll never go back to regular popcorn. Ever. For nutrition information, click here. BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn Microwave popcorn with delicious buttery bacon flavor Each box contains 3 bags of Bacon Pop, ready for popping in your microwave WARNING: Once they smell it, your co-workers will jump you in an attempt to steal it. Best to eat at home. Alone. BaconPop is vegetarian and certified Kosher (aka, it tastes like bacon, but no pigs were harmed!)
$6.99 $9.99 (- 30%)
Astronaut Ice Cream Balls
Before you die, you owe it to yourself to go to the moon. Sure, it's a little commercialized, but they do have a couple good rides there. And if you can get the "Whalers on the Moon" song out of your head, make your way to the little booth near where the dude with the Méliès-esque head tends to stay, you'll find a booth with the most delicious treat. Astronaut Ice Cream Balls, to be precise. And boy, are they yummy! Astronaut Ice Cream Balls takes everything you love about astronaut ice cream (the freeze dried-ness) and combine it with that theme park favorite dotted ice cream treat (the mini ball-ness). Each tube is full of three different flavors (the classic neapolitan): chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla. Plus, once you eat them all, you can use the tube to hold your extra tiny space gear. Or quarters. Astronaut Ice Cream Balls - the Pluto-sized food with the Jupiter-sized taste! For nutrition information, click here. Astronaut Ice Cream Balls Freeze dried ice cream in tiny balls for your enjoyment. Ready to eat right out of the tube! Mix of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla balls. A full meal for super tiny astronauts. No refrigeration needed. Reusable container. Net Wt.: 0.35oz Container Dimensions: approx. 1.25" diameter x 4"
Old Fashioned Bacon Candy
"Close your eyes, and think back to long ago. You'd go over to grandma's house. There'd be a little jar on the table with treats, and you were always allowed to have one. Such great memories. Until that time, you took something from the OTHER jar, and grandpa chased you around to get his teeth back. Well, time to bring those memories (the candy, not the teeth) back with these Old Fashioned Bacon Candy. See, Old Fashioned Bacon Candy look just like those candies grandma shared with you - except these candies taste like bacon. And they come in a delightfully retro tin you can display on your coffee table or desk. Eat the Old Fashioned Bacon Candy one by one, and savor the taste of bacon while recollecting a calmer, gentler time. Or eat them all at once, what do we care. We just know you'll love these Old Fashioned Bacon Candy - so there. Pffft. For nutrition information, click here. Old Fashioned Bacon Candy They look like old fashioned candy in an old fashioned tin - but they taste like bacon (the candy, not the tin). A sweet and smoky bacon treat to delight your taste buds. Each candy is individually wrapped. Tin shows you where bacon candy comes from. Approx. 12 candies per tin (it's filled by weight, so can vary just a tad). Tin Dimensions: 3.25"" x 2.5"" x 2"""
Astronaut Ice Cream - Neapolitan Single
Science museums are really cool places with tons of wonderful learning experiences available to the public. You can walk through giant heart models, see dazzling laser displays, even gawp at actual moon landers. But let's face it, the best part of every science museum is normally in a bin near the cash register: freeze dried ice cream. Four of the tastiest words in the English language...
ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
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Chocolate Gaming Dice Set
Ok, we're just going to come out and say it: eating dice is bad for your face. Not only does it destroy your cavalier smile, but it also really damages the dice. And you don't want your dice to be angry with you, do you? So, use your dice for dice, and use the dice in this Chocolate Gaming Dice Set for your feeding delight. Each Chocolate Gaming Dice Set comes with six of the tastiest rollers you'll ever meet. You get a d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20, each hand poured and packaged (from custom built molds) with loving care. Wondering how they taste? Well, they're made from pure Ghirardelli chocolate, which means they taste like a chocolate dream. Wondering if they roll? Yeah, actually they roll pretty well. Until we eat them (which doesn't take too long). The Chocolate Gaming Dice Set is great for you, for your friends (instant best gift at a party), and more for you. Get a bunch - before we eat them all! For nutrition information, click here. Chocolate Gaming Dice Set A full set of gaming dice made out of delicious Ghirardelli chocolate. 6 dice per set (one each: d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20). Dark chocolate - 60% cacao. Poured and packaged by hand in custom built molds. Made in USA. Net Wt: 0.9oz Dimensions: based on the 16mm die standard (so a d20 is approx. 20mm in diameter, etc.)
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Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets
Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. "But how?" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds)...
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pi*z*z*a T-Shirt - Red, XXL
As part of our anniversary proceedings each year, we like to look back. And this year we looked back and saw few shirts looking back at us. This shirt, specifically, was one of them. And it had pizza on it. Who are we to deny pizza? Pizza is the perfect food. It's got your grain, your dairy, your... fruit. Man, we make a face just typing that. Fruit doesn't belong on pizza. But we digress. Food pyramid. Depending on your choice of toppings, pizza may also provide protein and vegetables...
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"We had the strangest dream the other night. (What, your job doesn't have group nap time with shared dreams?) Everyone at ThinkGeek had turned into zombies and we were shambling around Northern Virginia in search of brains to eat. Just as we were nearing George Mason University, this group of delicious brains turned the corner and faced us with guns in hand. Shots were fired. A warmth filled our bellies but it was not our undead blood oozing out. It was chocolate. The smell of cocoa and cream filled the air as we transformed into chocolate zombies. The last thing we remembered was the survivors descending on us, eating our delicious chocolate brains. If you've ever wanted to turn zombies into chocolate, you can do so with these delicious Chocolate Bullets. Each ammo tin contains 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets. No responsible gun owner has allowed us to try to load 'em up and fire them to see if they really turn zombies into candy, but we figure that when the zombies are knocking down our door, they'll be more amenable to such things. Product Specifications Delicious milk chocolate bullets look like the real deal 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets May or may not turn zombies into chocolate edible zombies Delivered in a reusable, lockable, and stackable mini ammo tin Dimensions (tin): 5"" x 3.5"" x 3.5"""
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Nice! Bacon Jerky
Smart. Quality. Everyday. This Bacon Jerky Is A Tasty Snack With A Smoky Flavor That Will Leave You Ache'n For More. These Strips Are Packet With Protein, Making Them A Great On-The-Go Snack, Or Even When It's Time To Kick Up You Boots And Relax With This Meaty Treat. Natural Smoke Flavor Added.
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