Serenity Schematic Babydoll
Sure, to some it might be a flying piece of go se, but to a handful of folks it's home. And sure, the Series 4 is out, but who needs it? You wait until the 4 comes out, that's when you get a great deal on the Series 3. None of that depreciation when you fly it off the lot. What's the 4 got anyhow? Twice the space for crew? If you ain't using all the berths in a 3, you don't need that. A hydroponics garden? Oooh. Fancy. We get our strawberries by other means, pal. And twice the range? If you need twice the range, you ain't arranging your smuggling proper-like. That's all I gotta say about that. Serenity specs in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Thor Hammer Cuff Bracelet
"Looking for a way to say to the world that you are a strong woman with old-fashioned values (and even older gods)? Take on the symbol of the lightning god Thor with this Hammer Cuff Bracelet. This particular bracelet is a double-headed Mjölnir that stretches nearly all the way around your wrist. It features an intricate pattern across the cuff and 48 tiny rhinestones on each of the hammer heads for a bit of glitter when it catches the light. This is a solid cuff but has a bit of give if you're big-boned like a good Norse gal should be. Product Specifications Wear a double-headed Mjölnir on your wrist Unlike Thor's actual hammer, this is quite lightweight Intricate pattern across the cuff, tiny rhinestones on the hammer head Materials: Imitation rhodium (nickel-free tin alloy) Dimensions: 7.85"" circumference (one size fits most adults) For our customers with nickel allergies: the metal in this bracelet is imitation rhodium, a nickel-free tin alloy."
Left 4 Dead Zombie Survival Medkit Babydoll
You know, we can never find the first aid kit around the ThinkGeek offices when we need it. And when you think about it, that and a good fire extinguisher are pretty much the two requirements in an office where you fabricate flying R/C objects, solder assorted circuits, and evaluate various types of knives. Okay. First aid kit, fire extinguisher, and a lot of PowerSquids. But we digress. First aid. Hard to locate when you need it. If we each wore a medkit on our backs, we'd never have trouble finding bandaids and burn cream. Problem solved. Medkit printed in red and white on the back of a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.
Human life is all about proportions and ratios. For instance: a palm is the width of four fingers a foot is the width of four palms a cubit (whatever that is...) is the width of six palms a conventional bowling grip extends to the second knuckle of the middle two fingers a White Russian is the width of 2 fingers of vodka and two fingers of Kahlua Note that there are no toes in the above calculations in case you are missing any. Not even a little toe. As in a tiny part, not as in pinkie toe. Although there's none of them either. What were we talking about? Oh yeah. Life. Proportions. You have to live it. It's important to live it to the fullest. Because fullness is everything. Speaking of that, I'm feeling kinda like I could use a snack.... A print of The Dude standing in the style of Leonardo Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man with a bowling ball in one hand and a White Russian in the other on a camel, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Garlic Zoom XL
"We love garlic in our food, but we hate having to mince it up. Garlic cloves are small, they stick to the knife, and they stink up your fingers for hours. Garlic presses are easy to use, but they produce a smoosh of garlic. (That's a culinary term, right? A smoosh?) There are times a smoosh is fine, but most times, we want fresh minced garlic of a certain size. The Garlic Zoom makes us happy inside. Just insert one or two peeled cloves in the trapdoor on top, close it up, and then drive your Zoom around the countertop. The stainless steel blades whizz around inside, slice and dicing the garlic. When the pieces appear to be the right size, just open Zoom back up, carefully remove the blade, and dump your minced garlic into your recipe. Say goodbye to stinky garlic hands and hello to stinky garlic breath! Yum. Product Specifications Vroom vroom! Chop your garlic the fun way with this gadget Clear acrylic body with stainless-steel chopping blades Place garlic cloves inside, then drive it back and forth on the counter Fun for kids (the driving part! Don't let kids near the blades inside.) See-through design lets you see when garlic is chopped enough No more smelly garlic hands Blade unit removes for cleaning; top-rack dishwasher-safe Product Dimensions: 1"" x 2.4"" x 3"""
Victorian Rotating Triple Locket
When engaging in cosplay, you have to immerse yourself in your character. Who are they? What type of world are they from? How do they treat others of their social station and those below their station? What type of accent do they have? How would they eat a greasy convention center cheeseburger? All of these things are so important and vital to your accurate portrayal of your character. Have fun with your cosplay, but don't forget who you are. You may be Lady Ann Vandeleur Macnamee III, but you're also a geek, a partner, a mom, or a pet owner. Keep your true loves safe within this charming rotating pendant locket. The long gold tone twisted chain draws the eye down to the wishbone-shaped frame and spinning pendant. Place up to three tiny pictures of your loved ones within the frames and keep them close to your heart, no matter who you are on the outside. Product Specifications Charming Victorian-style locket holds up to three tiny photos Wishbone-shaped frame holds the three sided spinning pendant All surfaces are etched with a floral motif in two differing designs Materials: Gold-tone base metal 30" gold-tone French rope chain with lobster claw clasps Made in the USA Clean with a dry polishing cloth Allergy note: This metal may contain copper, brass, or nickel. If you have allergies, we recommend swapping out the chain with one of a metal your skin approves of.
Huey the Color Copying Chameleon Lamp
Huey is an electronic glowing chameleon lamp that dynamically matches the color of whatever he sits on. Have a favorite green notebook? Plop Huey down on top and he matches the color with his glowing skin. Just painted your room Cerulean Blue? Hold Huey against the wall, then squeeze him gently and he'll hold the color, even if you put him down on your brown nightstand. Huey even has a color cycle mode if you're indecisive...
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
IngenuiTEA 16oz Teapot
Caffeine comes in many forms to tickle the taste-buds and please the palate. While some prefer their caffeine to be a simple tasteless pill form, most like to enjoy and savor the flavor. Sodas and coffee are the most popular, but the caffeine delivery system that gets the least amount of attention is tea. Ah, tea - that most ancient and honored brew! A simple infusion of herbs. Sometimes dried, often oxidized, tea is a natural source of caffeine as well as theobromides, anti-oxidants, polyphenols and amino acids. All that chemistry may sound intimidating, but it all translates to yummy goodness. The problem with tea, though, is it can be a little fiddly to make the perfect cuppa. Anybody who knows anything about tea knows that the best is made from loose tea leaves. Get that teabag crap outta here! You know as well as we do that you'd be made fun of if you brought out your nice shiny porcelain teapot. "Ooh!" you can hear your coworkers saying, "Do you have doilies? Is it time for finger sandwiches?" Grr. We've got the coolest way possible to make a perfect cup of tea with no mess. The IngenuiTEA holds up to 16 ounces of brew and tea leaves. After the specified amount of brewing time, just rest the pot over your mug, and the spring-loaded valve empties the tea into your mug, leaving the spent leaves behind. Dump and rinse, and you're done. Easy! So whether yours is a nice toasty genmaicha, or a spicy rooibos, an earthy oolong, or a lovely bergamot Earl-Grey, there's no finer way to get your tea fix!
Stem - DIY Citrus Juice Sprayer
"Our weekly grocery list always includes at least one lemon. They're such a versatile fruit. You can make lemonade, burn down houses, brighten up the flavor of a dish, prevent cut fruit from browning, and garnish beverages. But until now, to retrieve the juice from a citrus fruit, you had to cut it in half and squeeze it. You had to try to catch the seeds before they landed in the bowl or skillet with the rest of the recipe. And if you wanted to spritz citrus juice, you had to put that squeezed juice into a spritzer. With Stem, you can spray juice directly from a citrus fruit. Use the serrated teeth to chomp a hole in the fruit. Then you can spray juice directly on your favorite foods lightly and evenly. It's perfect for fruit trays, fried fish, and any other dish that just needs a spritz of bright citrus flavor. Product Specifications Spray citrus juice directly from the lemon, lime, or orange Serrated teeth allow for easy insertion into fruit Sprays and distributes juice evenly Easy disassembly for cleaning (hand wash) Small and easy to store Materials: Food safe plastic Dimensions: 3.68"" x 0.94"" Warning: Do not use Stem on Cave Johnson's Combustible Lemons."
It's rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea straws for sucking up giant tapioca beads. But as usual, we didn't think of the consequences: landfills full of red and white plastic straws, piles of refuse looking like giant porcupines. Save the planet and have cooler drinks with Ice Straws! The mold is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make six 8-inch straws of whatever liquid you like. Of course, we don't have to remind you, dear fans of chemistry, that alcohol doesn't freeze too well. We recommend water or juices to make the best frozen straws. Pop them out of the mold and into your drink and you'll have the coolest meltable straw on the block.
Cocktail Chemistry Set
There are several rules for cocktails - 1. You must be twenty-one. 2. - A proper martini is made with gin and not vodka (sorry, but it's true). And 3. - Constitutional isomers of dimethyl ether, when blended with a combination of citric acids and disaccharides are damned tasty. If you can live by these rules, then you can be a certified scientific mixologist: one who is capable of using their immense intelligence to create astonishingly awesome alcoholic beverages. We've got your starter set of glassware right here. Beakers, vials and lab-stand right out of a mad-scientist's laboratory. Beware the pan-galactic-gargle-blasters, though. They are potent.
Camera Lens Mug
Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot...
Cylon V-Neck Babydoll
So, sure you think you're human. Don't we all? But how do you know? Really? Memories? Right. We've all seen Blade Runner. And admit it. Haven't your distant friends occasionally said they've seen someone who looked eerily like you? They checked your foursquare to make sure you weren't in town, but no. Must have been somebody else. You are not a number? You're a free man? We've heard that one before, too. Thanks for playing. This black v-neck babydoll comes from our friends at Her Universe, which is owned by Ashley Eckstein, the voice of Ahsoka Tano on Star Wars:The Clone Wars. It features a small red oval badge with a modern Cylon Centurion head on the lower left corner of the front of the shirt and a gorgeous, red foil print up the spine, like you're, well, you know. Busy. The foil is delicate. Turn it inside out when washing on gentle. Tumble dry low (still inside out) or lay flat to dry. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Front Length 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/4 in. 28 in. 28 3/4 in.
Portion - Cooking Spoons w/ Measuring Grooves
"Love making your own food but hate doing tons of dishes? You're not alone. Nothing sucks worse than using your measuring cups and spoons one night, tossing them in the sink, and then realizing the following night that they're buried (and still dirty). Even those of us who subsist on the easy-cook food like blue box macaroni and cheese need to measure out the milk! Portion is a magical device. You see, when a measuring cup loves a spoon very much, they make a Portion! This set includes two Portion spoons, one to measure teaspoons and one for tablespoons. Once you have your ingredients in place, use Portion to mix everything together. Perfection and with only one or two dirty utensils! Product Specifications When a measuring cup loves a spoon very much, you get Portion! Measures wet or dry ingredients, then lets you stir them Small Spoon measures: 1/4 teaspoon, 1/2 teaspoon, teaspoon, 2 teaspoons Large Spoon measures: teaspoon, tablespoon, 2 tablespoons Made of food safe nylon Dimensions: Large spoon: 13"" long x 2.5"" wide Small spoon: 8.5"" long x 1.75"" wide"
Robot Tea Infuser
They don't have emotions (yet), but robots are slowly taking over all the boring jobs we didn't want to do ourselves. They skim our swimming pools, vacuum our floors, spy on our children, and now they brew us the perfect cup of loose leaf tea. If you've been waiting to hop on the loose leaf tea wagon, now is the perfect time to join the revolution. The Robot Tea Infuser is made of stainless steel. Pop open his chest compartment and load it with your favorite loose leaf tea. Close it up and he's ready for an invigorating dip in your hot tub mug of scalding hot water. His adjustable arms allow him to hang freely without getting his head wet. When your steeping time is done, the infuser tray below the robot prevents dripping as you carry him to the nearest waste containment vessel. Product Specifications Stainless steel tea infuser shaped like a robot Put your loose leaf tea in the robot's chest compartment His adjustable arms hug the sides of your cup as he takes a dip At the end of your steep, the infuser tray acts as a saucer to prevent drips Fits any size mug (he can hug them all!) Gift idea: Combine with Timmy's Tea Sampler
Pivot Power - Articulated Power Strip
Somewhere, in the grand history of electronic stuff, nobody bothered to set a standard for the size and shape of plugs and adapters. Thus, we have big square ones, long rectangular ones, semi-round ones, even oddly geometric ones. And trying to plug them all into one surge protector is like playing Tetris in a game with no long pieces. Pivot Power made us squeal with nerdly glee. With up to six adjustable outlets, we can pivot this surge protector in such a way that we can actually use all the outlets. Every plug fits into every outlet. And if that wasn't cool enough, you can also use Pivot Power's ... powers to wrap around furniture or squeeze a surge protector into hard to reach places. (The long cord helps with that too!) With 672 joules of rock-solid protection, Pivot Power is poised to be our new favorite surge protector - why not give it a shot and see if you agree? Product Specifications Adjustable power strip that holds large adapters in every outlet Standard features six adjustable outlets, Jr. features four adjustable outlets: every kind of plug fits into every outlet No more unusable outlets! Just pivot and fit it! 672 Joules of rock-solid protection Flexible shape pivots around furniture and hard to reach places Crazy reach: Standard features four feet of cord with a flat head plug, Jr. features two Conforms to UL Std No. 1363, Certified to CSA Std C22.2 No. 21
iCrayon Capacitive Touch Stylus
Oh, to be a kid again! Grabbing our crayons and drawing all over things we shouldn't was so much fun. Time to bring that feeling back with the iCrayon stylus! This red stylus looks and feels like the real thing, and works on any touchscreen device -- iPhones, iPads, Android tablets, and more. It's perfect for drawing apps and games and great for keeping your greasy fingers off the screen with touch-typing. Plus, imagine the looks you'll get from strangers as they see you play on your tablet with a crayon! Liven up a stuffy classroom or office meeting with one of these. Or hand it to your wee geeks to let them play. (Just hide the real crayons from them!) Product Specifications Works on iDevices, Android, and other capacitive touch screen Looks and feels like a crayon! Color: Red
The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what I was drinking when I took the picture, but feel free to use it for your daily double cappucino with a shot of skyrocket syrup. 8 ounce glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed in lime green. Not microwave safe. Logo may rub off if put in dishwasher.
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
Batgirl Costume Babydoll
In the past we've shied away from carrying superhero logo costume-style t-shirts. When you can find Green Lantern or the Flash on the racks at your local SuperChainMart, that's a product ThinkGeek doesn't need to pick up. And then we saw these. They're unique. We knew we had to carry them for our crowd of female comic book fans. They're not subtle, but they're also not over the top. These are costumey without being cosplay. Basically, depending on how you accessorize the shirt, you can play up or down its kitchiness. Black, 100% cotton shirt with the logo on the chest and utility belt printed in yellow across the waist of the shirt. The back is blank. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. It comes down around your hips for the full costume-but-not-costume effect. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.