Seabreacher X Watercraft
Ahoy there! Why mess about on the water when you can mess about below it too? This custom-built shark-like vessel utilises a 260hp supercharged engine and fully vectored thrust system to sustain impressive speeds above and below the wet stuff. It can even perform wild stunts. Yachts and jet-skis? Pah!
The Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing
Scientifically illustrating the relationship between profanity, science and art, this one-of-a-kind, Modern Toss-approved contraption is a real life periodic table of swearing. Simply press any one of its 100 buttons to hear a staggeringly creative volley of filth. It is big, it is clever and it costs fifty grand. Now eff off!
Caran D'Ache 1010 Diamonds
There’s no point signing million dollar documents with a tuppenny ha’penny pen. So sign like you mean it with this, the world’s most expensive pen. Ludicrously luxe, the limited edition Caran D’Ache fountain pen is crafted in white gold with more than 850 exceptionally pure diamonds. ‘Lend us a pen?’ Certainly not!
G-1 Glass Pool Table
Making every other pool table you’ve racked up on seem utterly prehistoric, this stunning glass table features a fully-visible ball-return mechanism within a skeletal aluminium frame. Topped with a patented Vitrik playing surface that plays just like baize, the award-winning G-1 is clearly revolutionary. Your break…
Woo Catwoman, wipe that smile off the Joker’s face and reduce onlookers to tears with this stunning, fully operational Batmobile. Fully loaded with working bat-gadgets, retro touches and 21st century tech, this beautifully engineered, fully licensed replica of the iconic 1966 Adam West-era vehicle makes every other car on the road look like total bat-cack. BAM!
Moller Skycar M400
Why travel in 2D when you can travel in three dimensions? The Skycar will put an end to road rage. Stuck behind slow-moving traffic? Then take to the air, my man.
Electric DeLorean DMCEV
‘Can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've made a major breakthrough, I'll need your assistance.’ No, it’s not Doc Brown calling, it’s Firebox because we’ve got hold of this amazing DeLorean car. With a top speed of 125mph it easily exceeds 88mph – incredible as this stupendous retro-modern vehicle is electric!
Super yachts? Bah! Now all you billionaires can rule the waves with your very own floating city because Project Utopia will soon be a reality. With 11 decks, a wet dock, several helicopter pads and enough luxe accommodation to house a micro-nation/army, this jaw-dropping ocean-going giant is ideal for flush megalomaniacs.
Marchi Mobile eleMMent RV
Hit the road, oligarch styley, in the world’s most luxurious RV. Pimped up beyond belief, the 40ft eleMMent is a high tech palace on wheels and features a rooftop patio, huge bedroom, luxe spec bathroom and lounge fit for an oil baron. The only downer is the 1.9 million price tag.
Hoverwing Flying Hovercraft
Basically, the Hoverwing Flying Hovercraft is the lovechild of every great vehicle, ever designed by mankind.
Devon Tread 1 Watch
Think your wristwatch is radical? Think again because Devon’s mind-blowing Tread 1 displays the time using a series of interwoven, perpetually moving motor-driven conveyor belts, clearly visible to onlookers via a bulletproof polycarbonate crystal. Time, art or a feat of micro engineering? Probably all three. Utterly mesmerising!