Screaming Monkey Slingshot
Legend tells of a hero not born unto this world, but destined to change forever the course of human existence. A hero so grand that all past legends will turn to dust in the wake of his greatness. This is not that hero. This is, however, the next best thing: a monkey with a cape and a mask. Because nothing says power like a cape and a mask. This monkey has a secret - there are pockets in the monkey's hands. Slip your fingers in, pull back his hind legs, and his arms will stretch to a crazy length with the magic of rubber! You can just feel the potential energy coursing through the monkey's imaginary veins. Let fly and you will be treated to a wondrous sight. The monkey will scream with delight when jolted. So, if the launch is hard enough, you'll get a scream of power in mid air; or if the landing is hard, you'll get a scream of protest as gravity does its work. Or, you fling like a master, you'll get a double-dose of monkey justice (i.e. noise). Dimensions: 11" Tall (arms at sides)
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Bonsai Kitty Plush
"A long time ago in a distant galaxy, no one knew what a meme was. ""Meme?"" they asked. ""What the heck is a meme?"" Then the Internet arrived to teach everyone. One of the earliest and most enduring memes was the poor case of the Bonsai Kitten. You may recall that the evil Dr. Chang was doing nefarious experiments to raise tiny kittens in jars. As they grew, the kitten's supple bones would mold themselves into the shape of the jar and become even more... cute? Here at ThinkGeek we love memes and kittehs equally. Since a real Bonsai Kitty would be cruel, we have created the amazing Bonsai Kitty Plush. This cuddly kitty comes direct from Dr. Chang's lab and wants to live at your house, dorm room, or office. Please do not free him from the jar! In his distorted shape, he is no longer able to exist in the outside world. Instead give him love and accept him as a beautiful consequence of human ingenuity and moral breakdown. Important Note: No cats kittens or kittehs were harmed in the creation of this product. For the uninformed, the original Bonsai kitten joke was a hoax (aka NOT real). Dr. Chang is a fictional character and real cats wouldn't live long in a glass jar. Here at ThinkGeek, we love cats. We want to hug all of them, which is crazy cuz we can't hug every cat. But we just want to. Okay? Product Specifications Plush Kitty based on the original Bonsai Kitten Internet meme Includes jar filled with kitten Jar looks like glass, but is made from clear plastic Kitten may be freed from jar but he's pretty blocky from being stuck in there for so long No batteries required No actual cats were harmed Measures approximately 7"" long Suitable for ages 3 and up"
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Ninjas, traditionally, are stealth assassins - trained in a variety of fighting styles. There are times, however, when combat isn't required; when struggle needs not the exquisite edge of the blade, subtler means become necessary. Snuggles. Wee Ninjas spend most days training, and most nights ninjaing. When they're not ninjaing, they're perfecting the art of the Stealth Hug. They're also quite adept at the Sneak Snuggle, and the Fists of Tickle Fury. Cloaked in the night, these Wee Ninjas are perfect for cuddling their quarry into submission. The Wee Ninja is 9 inches tall and 8 inches wide, while his younger cousin, pocket ninja, is 5 by 5. Both ninja are as plush and cuddly as they are deadly.
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iOptron SmartStar-E-R80 8502B Computerized Telescope - Astro Blue
Find Magnification Devices at Target.com! Expand your view of the sky with this telescope from iOptron. It features an achromatic refractor for optimal stargazing performance. This computerized telescope includes an auxiliary port, Gps compatibility, 40x magnification and a computerized star locator to help you search the galaxy. Color: Astro Blue.