Crackheads Hyper Three Pack
"Three boxes per order. Share them or eat 'em all yourself!! It's hard sometimes. You can't bring crackheads home, or your parents (no matter how old) will yell at you. You can't bring them to work, or you risk losing your job. And you can't really hang out with them, or you risk being arrested. But now we've discovered Crackheads (the capital ""C"" is very important here), a delicious way to give yourself a nice, legal buzz with everyone's favorite drug of choice: caffeine! Crackheads (technically, Crackheads 2, but we're calling them Crackheads Hyper, because you will be) are white and dark chocolate covered espresso beans, and dang are they ever tasty! Each 1.3oz box has about 30-32 Crackheads inside, which packs a nice punch of about 600mg of caffeine per box. And 600mg of caffeine is a very sweet treat indeed. OMG! But seriously, there is nothing more enjoyable than inviting someone to your office to enjoy some Crackheads and Bawls. For nutritional information, click here. Want to try just one? Click here and build your own Caffeine Sampler! Crackheads Unbelievably tasty espresso beans candies. A whopping 600mg of caffeine per box (dark chocolate and candy coated espresso beans) Box Dimensions: 4.5"" X 0.75"" X 1.5"" (1.3oz)"
Pittsburgh Steelers Flying Rally Monkey
Itâs not a bird, itâs not a plane, and itâs definitely not Superman. He may not have insane x-ray vision or super strength, but the Flying Rally monkey sure knows how to liven up a crowd of Pittsburgh Steelers fans! Not only is he brilliantly disguised by a fierce face mask and a removable team-colored cape that features a boldly printed team logo, but he also has the ability to soar over sixteen yards. By inserting your two index fingers into the tiny pockets on his hands, pulling back on his tail and letting go, you can send this furry little guy through the air for all your fellow Steelers fanatics to enjoy. He also makes an audible heightened screeching sound while flying to help you prove that your wild and crazy team pride is strictly Pittsburgh-spirited monkey business!
PowerGen 2.1Amps / 10W Dual USB Car charger Designed for Apple and Android Devices - White
The PowerGen 2.1Amps / 10W Dual Port USB In Car charger charges TWO of electronic devices at once, eg. iPad, iPhone, iPod, MP3 Players, Digital Cameras, PDAs, Mobile Phones and other devices. It is compact with high quality finish and comes with full 1 year limited warranty. Compatible Models: MP3 players, ipods, iphone 4s, iphone 4s, iphone 3G, Apple iPad, Mobile phones, PDA, GPS, MP4, Portable wifi, Amazon Kindle fire / DX and other kindles. USB Port 1 (labeled as A, Designed for Apple products) Compatibility iPad @ 2 Ampere Max. iPhone / iPod Touch @ 1 Ampere Max. Others phones / GPS / Tablet etc. @ 0.5 to 1 Ampere Max. (May not support charging of some devices) USB Port 2 (labeled as S, designed for non apple products) Compatibility iPhone / iPod Touch @ 0.5 Ampere Max. Others Android phones / GPS / Tablet etc. @ 1 to 2 Ampere Max. NOTE: Currently known support tablets: Amazon Kindle Fire & all other Kindles, Nook Color / Tablet, HTC Flyer, Huawei Tablets. [NOT compatible with Samsung Galaxy Tab Series & Asus transformer]. Package Includes: 1pc PowerGen 2.1Amps 10W Dual Port USB Car charger User Guide 1 year limited waranty included
Boyfriend Arm Body Pillow
Single? Lonely? Us too! That's why we strongly recommend getting a Boyfriend Pillow to ease those lonely nights. Now you can have a nice, warm cuddle on the couch and watch your favorite film... with no complaints from your pillow!
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Stainless steel mirror or matt finished holder, personlized engraving logo is available
Free shipping, $2.51-3.14/Piece:buy wholesale stainless steel mirror or matt finished holder, personlized engraving logo is available of Metal,size: 96x66x13MM,polished from DHgate.com,get worldwide delivery and buyer protection service.
Giant Inflatable Boxing Gloves
Giant Inflatable boxing gloves
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
tabAmp for iPad - Volume Booster for iPad2 & iPad3
Redirect you iPad's sound toward you! Don't miss anything - Hear Everything.
Store Trooper USB Flash Drive in C-3PO from ModCloth
Take your files far, far away with this collectors USB key - a miniature clone from the Star Wars cast! The perfect gift for genuine fans of the trilogy, this flash drive was created in the likeness of C-3PO, with a golden metallic exterior, a removable cap, and 8GB of hyperspace to carry an array of holographic messages and maps of the galaxy. Youll enjoy centuries of fun as you explore the collection of wallpapers, avatars, icons, and screen savers hidden within this delightful droid. May the files be with you!
Patriot Autobahn 16GB Flash Drive
Patriot Autobahn PSF16GLSABUSB 16GB Flash Drive - USB 2.0, Plug and Play
Mimobot - Optimus Prime 4GB USB 2.0 Flash Drive
Mimobot - Optimus Prime 4GB USB 2.0 Flash Drive The leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime Mimobot has traveled across the galaxy with a singular purpose; to protect your data from falling into the greedy clutches of the evil leader of the Decepticons, Megatron. The 4GB storage capacity provides ample space for special photos, videos, music, documents and more. Time to transform and roll-out! What You Get Optimus Prime 4GB USB 2.0 flash drive Mimobot - Optimus Prime 4GB USB 2.0 Flash Drive Features High-speed USB 2.0 interface ensures fast data transfer Preloaded wallpapers, icons, and more digital extras Compatible with PC and Mac Made in China
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Quartet(R) Key Chain Laser Pointer
Projects a brilliant red laser dot to highlight the details of any presentation Casing is made of black, high-impact plastic. Includes a removable key chain and 2 LR44 batteries. Projection distance is up to 600ft.. Quartet(R) Key Chain Laser Pointer is one of many available through Office Depot. Made by Quartet.
DCI Unisex's The Mini Flask Keychain (1 fl. Oz.)
DCI Unisex's The Mini Flask Keychain (1 fl. Oz.), Accessories: Mini 1 fluid ounce flash keychain with twist top closure. By DCI
Camera Lens Stainless Steel Travel Thermos
Most people need a good shot of caffeine in the morning to help them get focused. Or maybe even an Insulated mug full of caffeine. Or two Insulated mugs full. (Who's counting?) And what better way to get your focus, and your caffeine than with this Camera Lens Stainless Steel Travel Mug. If you like a high quality lens, then you are sure to like this high quality "mug," if you can even call it that. Not only will it keep your hots hot or your colds cold -- for a really long time -- but it has many other awesome features as well. The cap becomes a cup. The leak proof pour spouts means that your contents won't lose temperature if you want to sample a little taste of the goods. It has grips to keep it steady in your hands and it comes with its own carrying case. We would still maybe recommend keeping your caffeinated liquids away from your actual, real-life, super-expensive lenses though. Just in case, you know. Product Specifications Looks like a camera lens, but it's an Insulated mug Insulation keeps beverages hot or cold Lightweight and durable Cap can become a cup Comes with carrying pouch Capacity: 17 ounces Love your Insulated mug: Hand wash, please.
Scrolling LED Belt Buckle II
Your job requires you to wear a monkey suit, complete with tie and belt. It's not fun, it's not comfortable, and sometimes, you wonder why you even have to dress up if the only people who see you every day are your fellow coworkers. But rules are rules. Luckily, we got a copy of your Employee Handbook and there are no rules specifying what kind of belt BUCKLE you are allowed to wear. And do we have the buckle for you! Express your creativity! Send not-so-covert messages to your friend standing across the break room. Flirt with that cutie from Accounting. All with your belt. The Scrolling LED Belt Buckle II has 147 colored LEDs surrounded by a chrome frame that can be attached right to your belt. Its your own personal billboard ready to announce your brilliant thoughts to the world or a convenient way to quietly tell someone to STFU. We'll leave that decision up to you. Too chicken to wear your snark on your waistline? The Scrolling LED Belt Buckle II can also be propped up on a shelf or table to deliver messages to those who visit you in your domain.
CB Radio iPhone Handset
Sometimes, when you're barreling down the highways of life, you just have to reach out your voice into the darkness and see who's there - to let the faceless void fill with your words and thoughts and peek into your soul for a time. Why? Because that's what truckers do. They do it with CB radios, just like TV and movies of the 80s taught us. Well, the 80s are in our past, but the tech has been adapted for our present. Presenting, the CB Radio iPhone Handset. The CB Radio iPhone Handset is just a lot of fun. Plug it into your iPhone (or any smart phone with a 3.5mm headphone jack) and get ready for loads of retro fun. A dial on the side turns the unit on and pumps up the volume, it's got a belt clip, blah blah blah. But the real joy of the CB Radio iPhone Handset is the mute button. All it does is mute the other side of the conversation, but what it really does is make the experience all the more like a real one-way CB dialog. The CB Radio iPhone Handset is great for whenever you want to talk to your good buddy and feel like the cubicle trucker you are. CB Radio iPhone Handset Looks just like you ripped it off an old CB radio. Microphone integrated into cord for better sound pickup. Features: Answer and Hang Up button. Volume Control and Power On/Off dial. Mute Button - mutes the other side to feel more like a real one-way CB radio. Belt Clip. Handset works as just a speaker, too! Works with any smart phone with a 3.5mm earphone jack including the iPhone 5 (Answer and Hang Up button, however, will only work on phones with this function). Batteries: 2 AAA (not included) Dimensions: approx. 3" x 2.6" x 0.8" - with 20" long curly cord (relaxed state).
Limited Edition Star Trek Pez Set
"""The Traveler was not the man you all thought he was, nor the man I thought him to be. He robbed me blind and left me on that forsaken planet to die! But I survived. I survived and was able to get back to the Enterprise, back to my beloved crew. But, now my crew is better than ever! Now, they all dispense my PEZ! My PEZ, my tasty little PEZezes. Wesley isn't just some weird child among men now, no he isn't, not precious pretty Wesley! Wesley is your master, your creator, your tasty candy overlord here to protect you and love you and eat from beneath your quivering chins. Shh, shh, quiet your worried eyes; Wesley is here for you. Shh, yes, shh shh."" Wesley went a bit mad. After leaving with the Traveler, he was taken for everything and left alone and scarred. But, after just a few years of scavenging for materials and letting his mighty beard grow, he created the Star Trek TNG PEZ Set. Everyone loves PEZ; Wesley just loves it a bit more than most... For nutrition information, click here. Product Specifications: A set of 8 PEZ dispensers for fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation Includes: Picard Riker Worf Data Geordi Dr. Crusher Troi Enterprise Limited edition collectible, officially licensed Comes with PEZ candy so you can snack right away"
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
In the olden days (at least, from what we learned from cartoons), when someone got a black eye, the best remedy was to put a steak on it. Imagine that: curing (get it?) a wound with meat! We've always thought bacon was the balm for any emotional wound, and now it can help physical ones as well! Introducing Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages! Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon (hence the name). And really, that's about it...
Batman Money Clip
It's a pity that Bruce Wayne couldn't use this money clip. At least not while he's being a billionaire playboy. Then again, we figure that he probably doesn't carry large wads of green. On the other hand, Batman isn't exactly swinging the Batmobile through the drive-thru at his favorite burger joint either. So it's up to you to fly your Bat flag high with this super sweet Batman Money Clip. It's a tiny batarang that folds protectively over your precious money, keeping it from flying away...
.375 Bullet Pen
"I believe it was Marcus Brody who said that the pen is mightier than the sword. Well, the gun is also mightier than the sword, at least for slaying from a distance. It stands to reason than a pen that looks like a bullet should be the mightiest weapon ever created. Right? Write? The .375 Bullet Pen uses a real .375 H&M Magnum Shell. Of course, it's inert. We wouldn't want you blowing your digits off while penning your grocery list. The perfect gift for hunters or outdoorsgeeks, this brother to the Fisher Space Pen will write in temperatures from -50º to 250ºF, underwater, in zero gravity, at any angle – even upside down! That's why they're the choice of ski patrols, search and rescue teams, law enforcement agencies, armed forces, and anyone who demands writing reliability in adverse conditions. Product Specifications Writes at any angle, even in zero gravity Writes in extreme temperatures from -30F to 250F Precision assembled, hand-tested, and lifetime guaranteed by manufacturer Materials: Brass and steel, tungsten carbide ball Ink Color: Black Dimensions: 5.2"" x 0.4"" x 0.4"""
Scrolling LED Name Tag
"Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed ""on the fly"" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours."
Touchless IR Thermometer
Are you worried about the increasing entropy of the universe? Does the second law of thermodynamics keep you awake at night? Are you concerned that all matter is cooling to a state of equilibrium in an irreversible fashion? If any of these describe you then the Touchless IR Thermometer should come in pretty handy (or at least it'll keep you so busy checking the temperature of everything that you forget about the potentially grim implications of that stupid second law). It's also kind of addictive and you'll quickly be looking for hot and cold stuff to check the temperature.
FreeLoader Pro Solar Charger
"Freeloader Pro is the ultimate solar charger capable of powering virtually every electrical device, anywhere in the world, whether on a beach, a mountain, jungle or the Polar ice cap. Freeloader Pro uses its high power solar panels or USB (cable supplied) to quickly charge its internal battery (7 to 9 hours in sunny conditions). Once fully charged Freeloader Pro is capable of delivering enough power to give a mobile phone 70 hours of standby time, 5000 page turns on an eBook or a 100% full charge for a digital camera battery. Also by switching its multi-voltage switch to 9.5V, the Freeloader Pro is capable of charging power hungry, high voltage devices such as MP4 players, portable DVD players and SLR camera batteries. The metallic push button ""Power Halo"" indicates how much power is in Freeloader Pro's battery. Made from tough aluminum and finished in a stylish ""piano"" black finish, Freeloader Pro is the perfect companion for travelers, journalists, explorers, mobile geeks, and anyone who demands the best. Included with the Freeloader Pro is the CamCaddy. The CamCaddy is a specially designed adapter that accepts virtually every type of camera battery whether a simple compact digital camera, professional SLR or a video camera battery. CamCaddy suits all sizes of battery (3.2v to 7.9v) using its variable slider bar and adjustable contact pins. Light weight and rugged, the CamCaddy is the ONLY camera battery charger capable of powering virtually all camera batteries."
So, it's mid-summer, and Mario wakes up full of energy. The sun is shining brightly and there's nary a cloud-that-looks-just-like-a-bush in the sky. He steps outside in his Tanooki bathing suit, and squints hard. The sun is-a so bright! So what does Mario do? Simple - he slips on a pair of 8-Bit Sunglasses. And now you can have your own 8-Bit Sunglasses. They are stylish, fun, actually work, and fit most adult heads. They probably won't fit Bowser's head, but most others...
Brewzkey Beverage Key
Back in the day, everybody had a cheap bottle opener. It was brightly colored and probably had a sports team logo or other loud design on it. When beer appeared, you and your buddies simultaneously whipped out your keychains and were able to peel back your bottle caps with ease. That is, until your opener snapped or bent. Then you had to remember to buy a new one from the liquor store on the next beer run. Oh, and heavens forbid your bottle opener was part of a multi-tool or Swiss Army knife. Ever tried to get one of those through airport security? "We're sorry, but either we'll have to confiscate it or you have to mail it home." Sigh. Yes sir, TSA Guy, sir. Are you ready for a bottle opener that is TSA-safe, practically unbreakable, and that disguises itself as a mild-mannered key? We are, which is why we jumped for joy when we found the Brewzkey. To be specific, we jumped for joy and then we opened our brewskis to celebrate. (After all, jumping after opening a brewski often results in a party foul, which is grounds for termination at ThinkGeek.) The Brewzkey is a rugged, near indestructible bottle opener that masquerades as a mild-mannered key. That's right! Just because you enjoy a beer now and then doesn't mean your keychain has to look like a frat boy's anymore.
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen
Time to update a classic that updated a classic. Imagine this: two rival gangs, one named the Jets and one named the Sharks. They live in Anytown, and any time they meet, they rumble. And dance a bit. And when they rumble, they pull out their Butterfly Knife-Styled Pens and show off their tricks. Why? Because this pen can flip and spin and write and it's just plain awesome. And, as you know, the pen is mightier than the sword...
Sometimes, we have to admit, when we get super stressed we eat cupcakes. And not one or two, but a dozen or more. But this practice isn't the healthiest. That's why we found the Stress Cupcake. We get the joy of holding and squeezing a cupcake (something we do with real ones before eating anyways), but don't get all the evil calories and stuff...
DC Comics Mimobot Thumb Drives
"You have precious data to protect. Do you choose a hero or a villain? Here's a prime example of your decision: If you admire Batman's moral code, give your precious files to him. Just remember that he won't kill anyone to protect them. If, on the other hand, you'd like someone more conniving to watch your stuff, The Joker's ready to help. Each of these DC Comics thumb drives has 8 GB of storage. Will you choose Good... or Evil? Product Specifications 8GB thumb drives for fans of DC Comics Choose: Batman, The Joker, The Flash, Superman, or The Dark Knight Comes preloaded with extras: desktop wallpaper, icons, and more Hi-speed USB 2.0 Mac/PC compatible Dimensions: 2.5"" tall x 1"" wide"
Hot Rod Heated Travel Mug
Your morning routine probably includes coffee, and a daily commute. You take great pains to make sure your coffee is rich and delicious, and, most importantly, hot. So when it comes to taking your travel mug full of hot coffee with you for your trip to work, what happens? You guessed it. The coffee gets cold before you really get a chance to enjoy it. Most travel mugs, you see, do a very bad job at actually insulating, and bleed out heat faster than an airlock blows out atmosphere...
Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man Shirt
This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotubes into your brain. The chest-mounted uni-beam is powered by photons, which it collects and then disperses when the wearer enters a dark area. For all body parts covered by the Mark IX's new form factor, the suit provides protection from adverse weather conditions, UV rays, and temperature extremes. It is designed for up to two days of use inside Earth's atmosphere, although after the first 12 hours of use its effectiveness is reduced. After 24 hours, it begins to act as a repulsor. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Shirt has three components: the t-shirt, a light panel with a long cable, and a battery box. When fresh batteries are in the battery box and the unit is switched on, the Arc Reactor shines brightly. So this particular arc reactor isn't going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide. Product Specifications Officially licensed Marvel collectible Black cotton t-shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Looks like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit Flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior Provides protection from adverse weather, UV rays, and temperature extremes With fresh batteries in the battery box, Arc Reactor will glow when switched on Will not prevent shrapnel from reaching your heart Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: 1. Detach cable from battery box. 2. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. 3. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat.
Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen
Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says gadget enjoyment increases in direct proportion with the number of things said gadget has crammed in it. In simple terms: the more it do, the more we like it. And this Geek Pen does it all. This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool...
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
Secret Agent Phone Holster
Starsky: "Well, here we are again facing danger together in the pursuit of law and order. To the average passerby, we may seem like three ordinary people... on the way up to the maternity ward, to see if it's a boy or girl or something in between. Little do they know that we are three highly dedicated servants of the public." Hutch: "Starsky?" Starsky: "Huh?" Hutch: "Shut up." Whether you're Starsky, Hutch, Ponch, Baker, Thorny, Farva, Mac, Rabbit, Beckett, Crockett, Tubbs, Angel, or Butterman, you'll need to look slick when you're facing danger in the pursuit of law and order. You need to keep your ultimate weapon handy and hidden under your jacket. And by ultimate weapon, we mean your smartphone. Unless you're a K9 like our pal Hooch. He'd probably use a holster to carry a big ol' bone. Worn like a real FBI-style gun holster, this fun accessory is an ingenious way to keep your smartphone ready to grab at a moment's notice. But we don't stop there. The Secret Agent Phone Holster includes stick-on seventies sideburns and a handlebar mustache for when you're feeling retro. It's instant Starsky & Hutch! Product Specifications Phone holster lets you play good cop (or bad cop, or goofy cop) Holster your phone and slap on a fake stache. Who's laughing meow? Holster is big enough to fit nearly all models of mobile phone Self-adhesive 70s-style sideburns and handlebar mustache included Great for Halloween, cosplay, or Thursday
Universal Gadget Wrist Charger
One of the best parts of road trips is quality time playing our favorite handheld games. (This is, of course, why you insist someone else drives the vehicle.) But the problem with long road trips is that you often exhaust the battery life of your gaming system before the point on the road trip where you really, really need it...
Ctrl-Alt-Delete Cup Set
Let's look at your computer's lifecycle. When your Windows computer is being a bit slow, when its memory is fragmented, when the threads of its normal execution become so tangled that it's no longer considered useful, the one thing that will refresh it fully is the troika of buttons "Ctrl - Alt - Del." Hitting those three buttons are designed to interrupt the computers processes, clearing out the memory, and recycling the system power. Now, let's look at your lifecycle...
The Amplifiear - Sound Amplifier for iPad
Amplifiear simply clips onto the corner of the new iPad or iPad 2 and reflects and projects the sound coming from the speaker forwards towards the user. Kickstarter project that had 1453 Backers and $45,691 Raised
Gap Star Wars USB 2.0 Flash Memory Drive
Gap Star Wars themed USB flash drive. Fussy protocol droid, C 3PO is the golden boy of the Star Wars MIMOBOT collection of designer USB flash drives. Star Wars' dark lord of the Sith is back in MIMOBOT form! Remove Darth Vader's helmet to reveal his face below, with 1 in 6 chance that face is the Return of the Jedi era pale, scarred countenance! Everyone's favorite astromech droid, R2 D2, makes his triumphant return to the Star Wars MIMOBOT collection. Whether you need to smuggle Death Star plans, put your X Wing on autopilot, or carry all your music, R2 is there for you. Just remember €“ you need to plug him in the data port, not the power jack. Stormtrooper Unmasked MIMOBOT is presented as a blind assortment character with a 50/50 chance of receiving either Luke or Han. Premium true capacity 4 GB drive. Supports USB 2.0. 100% Man Made Materials.
Put the future at your fingertips with our virtual laser keyboard. NEW! Green laser projection keyboard is even brighter! Revolutionary laser technology projects a virtual keyboard on any flat surface Advanced optics track your fingers like magic Connect via Bluetooth® wireless technology Types to Apple®, Android™, and other smartphones, tablets and devices Easily pair the laser projection keyboard with your smartphone, laptop or tablet Rechargeable li-ion battery (USB cord included) Only at Brookstone You touch, it types. Inside advanced optics are hard at work tracking your fingers like magic. Bluetooth® wireless technology. Because it is Bluetooth enabled, the laser projection keyboard pairs quickly and easily with tablets, smartphones and most laptops. Rechargeable, lithium ion battery. Comes with a USB cord for easy recharging. Lasts for up to two hours of continuous typing. Order your Virtual Laser Projection Keyboard from Brookstone today. The Bluetooth® word mark and logos are registered trademarks owned by Bluetooth SIG, Inc. and any use of such marks by Brookstone is under license.
Cube - Bluetooth Laser Projected Keyboard
"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"
"With the popularity of netbooks, tablets, and other tiny typing devices, our fat fingers often yearn for a normal-sized keyboard. Alas, if we're traveling, our full-sized keyboard stays at the office with our docking station, so we are the Lords and Ladies of Typos. Or perhaps in your house there are tiny fingers on your keyboard... the kind of fingers that are often sticky and covered in who-knows-what? If you have geeklings, you've probably had your share of stuck keys and dead keyboards after a drink-related oopsie. Enter the Roll-Up Keyboard, ready to solve both problems! The internal components are sealed inside a single-piece silicone case, preventing damage from debris, moisture, and most anything you can spill on it. It's easily hand-washed with gentle cleansers and is constructed without screws or sharp edges, so it's perfect for kids or klutzes. The soft-touch keys, including numeric keypad, Sleep, Wake, and Power keys are silent and responsive for easy typing wherever you go. Just roll it up and stick it in your laptop bag. Product Specifications 108-key roll-up keyboard for typing on the go 100% silicone, latex-free construction, virtually indestructible Silent operation makes it ideal for computing away from home Ergonomic key arrangement, including Power, Sleep, and Wake keys Number, Scroll, and Caps Lock with LED indicators Easy-to-clean, hygienic surface resists dust, moisture, spills, and contaminants. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. (Do not clean with any harsh solvents.) 5,000,000 keystroke switch life Voltage: +5 V DC +/- 250 mA USB cable length: 50 inches Dimensions: 19"" x 5.5"" x 0.6"" Weight: 10 ounces Made for Windows, but works on Macs, too! (The Windows key works as the Command key on a Mac.)"
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
DC Comics MimoMicro USB Drive & Reader
"The key to being an effective superhero or heroine is to be there when people need you. When trouble is afoot, you're there. When it seems everything is going to hell, you're there. Not only are you there, you're wearing a super awesome outfit and wielding some handy weaponry or tools to get the job done right. We wished for a superhero to help us quickly move files from device to device... and MimoMicro swooped in! Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease with the MimoMicro USB Drive and Reader. These tiny heroes are less than two inches tall, but are super-powered on the inside. Pull your microSD card from your cell phone, pop it into your MimoMicro, flip out the USB port and it's ready to transfer your files to your computer. There's even a keychain attachment so you can keep your MimoMicro by your side at all times. Product Specifications Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease MicroSD USB card reader hidden inside a DC comics hero Compatibility: microSD, microSDHC, microSDXC memory cards Note: MimoMicro does not come with a microSD card. You must provide your own. Flip out USB port with LED light (so you know it's working!) High speed USB 2.0 interface Mac/PC friendly Keychain included so you can take it wherever you go Dimensions: 1.75"" tall x 1"" wide"
Ditch Modular Laptop/Bail Out Bag
"Sometimes you just need to go. To the office, to the park, to the mountains, to your brother-in-law's house, to the range, to ANYWHERE BUT HERE. We know the feeling. And we also know that for those days you just need to get out and go somewhere, you need a bag that will hold all of your stuff, from trail mix to iPad to the occasional weaponry in case you are suddenly thrown into a Hunger Games scenario. The Ditch Modular Laptop / Bail Out Bag is going to be your best buddy on all sorts of trips. On first glance, it's a soft, briefcase-style bag. But keep digging and you'll see all the pockets, fasteners, belts, and more. Among the things you might carry in your Ditch: up to a 15.6"" laptop, a folding-stock carbine (with magazine in), a ballistic armor plate, any full-sized auto-pistol, or hey, just your iPad and some photography equipment for a nice walk in the woods. The Dupont Cordura exterior is just about indestructible, so it can go wherever you do, in any weather conditions. Product Specifications Briefcase, laptop bag, range-bag, travel bag, photography-case, tool kit, aviator's cockpit bag campus bag, escape and evade survival kit, etc. Perfectly sized dimensions for the most common loads Padded, top-zippered, rear laptop/armor-plate pocket Front/side web arrays to add a layer of custom gear Inside web-array allows weaving in modular pouches Side wall pockets, grab-handles, and metal snap-rings Front loop fasteners for patches or other add-ons Drop-down ‘shelf’ work-area with document/map window Shelf retainers allow use while wearing bag like a chest-rig Full-organizer for pens, knives, lights, magazines, s.d. cards Top-flap peels completely and hides in an internal pocket Loops on the inside allow insertion of a MOLLE divider panel Padded front panel with unpadded sides and floor so bag to flatten and reduce bulk when unfilled or stored Top-zipper link with big pulling-handle for fast opening, can unpair from one puller Zipper-link can also act as a key ring or retainer clip Fits: Up to a 15.6” laptop (even in a separate sleeve) Folding-stock carbine like H&K G36C (with magazine in) Folding/telescopic-stock sub machine guns like H&K MP5 3 L bladder reservoir (on floor or in laptop compartment) Ballistic-armor plate (in laptop or main compartment) Internal/external wide belts for belt-slide-type holsters Side flat-pockets for paddle-type holsters The organizer’s 3 flat pockets hold any full sized auto-pistol Main Material: DuPont® Cordura® 1000D External Dimensions: 17.75"" x 12.6"" x 5.1”"
With the advent of the incessantly beeping and easily concealable Annoy-a-tron, ThinkGeek has ushered in a new era of sophisticated office pranks sure to drive your co-workers bonkers while you snicker silently at your desk. Now the next advanced level in stealthy office joke electronics is ready for your enjoyment. The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim's computer, no drivers needed. The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases. Switches on the side allow you to choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three. An adjustment dial sets the duration between "events". We recommend you don't set it too frequently so as to extend the agony. Your hapless co-worker pal will think his computer has been possessed or infected by a destructive virus. As he writhes in anger and furiously dials tech support you can rest easy with a job well done. WARNING The Phantom Keystroker never hits the return key and it never clicks the mouse button. However you should not use it on anyone's system who is doing critical work where disruption could cause serious consequences. The Phantom Keystroker is a joke, like any joke you need to use prudence and judgement when executing it. You have been warned!
Yoda Plush Backpack
Ever since its release in 1980, The Empire Strikes Back has fueled the dreams of geeks across the world. Considered by many to be the best of the Star Wars saga, it was the first film where we really learned what it took to be a Jedi. Sure Obi Wan taught us a little in A New Hope, but it wasn't until we met Yoda that we truly realized how powerful the Force was and how hard it was to master. Yoda was the pinnacle of what a Jedi should be: mighty and humble, wise and peaceful...
JLAB - B-Flex USB Laptop Speakers - Portable Hi-Fi Stereo Speaker for Notebooks and Desktops
Need better sound from your laptop? The B-Flex is an ultra compact and stylish USB laptop speaker on a flex cable that WIRED magazine says Puts laptop speakers to shame. The B-Flex generates amazing sound quality using only the power from your USB port, without batteries or wires. Engineered for portability and performance, this handy speaker utilizes 2 digital amplifiers and 2 full range high output micro drivers to achieve crystal clear sound and surprisingly powerful volume. It's easy to use...just plug it in to your USB, flex it to your desired position, and enjoy incredible sound! It's ideal for enjoying MP3s, DVDs, Internet Radio, YouTube, and Gaming, on the go or while traveling. The B-Flex is also used by tens of thousands of people for business and educational purposes, to enhance presentations during training, sales, board room meetings, and at trade shows. Plug and play for PC and Mac, laptops and desktops, and even works on Linux. The only product of its kind, this amazing gadget has been featured in the NY Times, on ABC News, in WIRED magazine, and on virtually every gadget site in the world. Makes a great gift! Available in Black, White, Pink, Red, and Silver. Please check Technical Details above for compatibility updates before puchasing.
Super Mario Plush Backpack - Yoshi
Wanna carry your 3DS in style Nintendo Plush Backpacks is your answer!
Nintendo Plush Backpacks
"Let's face it, Mario really gets around. And when you're traveling from Kingdom to Kingdom or Planet to Planet, it's important to travel in style and comfort. So when we these great new backpacks arrived at the ThinkGeek MegaPlex we fell in love. These plushie backpacks are ultra soft and provide just enough room for a Nintendo DS, a charger, and the most important games in your collection. Not only that, but while your game gets a nice cushy ride you'll be strutting in style just like Mario. Each plush backpack measures just over 17"" tall and features a matching color harness. The pocket for each backpack is tucked safely on the back so you don't have to worry about a koopa picking your pocket. Product Specifications 17"" Plush with backpack Compartment Officially-Licensed Collectible Mario or Yoshi Style. Colors are random. (Sorry that is how we get them) Perfect for carrying your DS or one hundred gold coins"
Boom Box Carry On Suitcase
Stand out style! Be the envy of your fellow passengers as you effortlessly glide by with this sleek, super cool SUITSUIT BOOM Box Suitcase.
Washing Machine Carry On Suitcase
SUITSUIT 20" Carry-On Trolley Case (washing machine) Be the centre of attention and the envy of your fellow passengers as you effortlessly glide by with this sleek, super cool SUITSUIT light weight 'washing machine' carry-on trolley case. Fits in the aircraft cabin as hand luggage on all airlines including budget and charter flights. You will get noticed with this funky ABS hard shell light weight luggage. Strong racing style wheels for super smooth manoeuvrabiliy Light and impact resistant Locking trolley system with push button control and multiple height stops TSA lock SUITSUIT branded interior with mesh lid compartment, packing straps and interior pockets Grab handle for extra stability when loaded Material: ABS; Capacity: 34L Size: 54 x 36 x 20cm Weight: Only 2.4 kg SUITSUIT carry-on trolley cases have a two year guarantee.
Star Wars MimoMicro USB Drive & Reader
"When you need to transport certain *cough* cargo across the galaxy, you call up one Han Solo and his Millenium Falcon. He's sure to get it where it needs to go for a price. But what if you want to quickly remove a file from your digicam to your iPhone? Turns out, the Millenium Falcon is the answer to that problem, too! Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease with the MimoMicro USB Drive and Reader. These tiny heroes are less than two inches tall, but are super-powered on the inside. Pull your microSD card from your cell phone, pop it into your MimoMicro, flip out the USB port and it's ready to transfer your files to your computer. There's even a keychain attachment so you can keep your MimoMicro by your side at all times. Product Specifications Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease MicroSD USB card reader hidden inside a Star Wars character or vehicle Compatibility: microSD, microSDHC, microSDXC memory cards Note: MimoMicro does not come with a microSD card. You must provide your own. Flip out USB port with LED light (so you know it's working!) High speed USB 2.0 interface Mac/PC friendly Keychain included so you can take it wherever you go Dimensions: approx. 1.75"" tall x 1"" wide (Yoda is smaller, natch.)"
Star Wars Mimobot Thumb Drives
"Mimobots are a cute mashup of designer toys and USB storage devices. We originally carried these nifty monster-style thumb drives a couple of years ago at ThinkGeek, but when we heard that Mimoco (the somewhat insane creators of Mimobots) had secured an official Star Wars license we really perked up. It turns out that Mimobots + Star Wars = Some pretty sweet collectable USB Thumb Drives. All are cute, limited edition and can store 8GB of data while protecting it with the Force. The gang's all here, including: Admiral Akbar, Boba Fett, C3PO, Han in Carbonite, Lando Calrissian, Jawa, R2-D2, Slave Leia, Stormtrooper, Vader, a Wampa, Wicket, and Yoda. These high speed USB thumbdrives store 8 GB of data. Just pop off your pal's head and shove 'em in the nearest port to access it. Product Features High Speed USB 2.0 Thumbdrives Store 8GB of Data Removable Head Cap Reveals USB Connector Flashing Tail Indicates Data Transfer 2.375"" High Works with any OS including Windows, Mac and Linux"
Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens System
Checking emails, brewing a cup of Dagobah Green Tea, hanging up your collection of ThinkGeek t-shirts, putting on Wild Cherry Pepsi lip balm, using PorkKleen Hand Sanitizer to protect yourself from germs, refilling your red Swingline stapler, eating Tribbles n'Bits cereal, reading the newspaper... everything is cooler through a fisheye lens. But the Olloclip doesn't stop with just a fisheye lens. Compatible with the iPhone 4, 4S, 5, and the 4th generation iPod touch (adapter required) the Olloclip is a quick-connect lens system that includes fisheye, wide-angle, and macro lenses in a tiny and convenient package. It was a huge hit on Kickstarter, where the project blew past its $15k production costs goal and ended up raising a whopping $68,201. Using Olloclip is easy! Slide it on over your iPhone's rear camera lens and you're ready to take amazing photos and videos. The fisheye lens captures a nearly 180 degree field-of-view. The wide-angle lens doubles the field of view of the iPhone camera. Finally, the macro lens lets you focus the iPhone within 12-15mm of your subject and applies roughly a 10X multiplier. Olloclip's storage bag even doubles as a microfiber cleaning cloth for the ultimate in convenience. Product Specifications Quick-connect camera lens for iPhone 4, 4S, and 5 Three lens options: fisheye, wide-angle, macro Slides on to the corner of your iPhone and automatically aligns itself The camera will autofocus as normal with the Olloclip on, don't worry! Works for still photos, videos, even Facetime Lenses made with precision ground glass multi-element optics Barrels made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum Soft plastic material on clip protects your iPhone from scratches Included in the Olloclip package: Fisheye lens Wide-angle lens Macro lens Lens caps for both ends Microfiber lens cleaning cloth storage bag iPod Touch adapter: 5 includes a 5th gen iPod touch adapter 4/4S includes a 4th gen iPod touch adapter Note: The Olloclip is specifically designed for the shape and size of the iPhone 4, 4S, and 5. It will not fit any other device besides the iPod touch models mentioned above. Dimensions:1.37" tall x 1.22" across at the widest section Weight: 0.7 ounces
Golden Robot USB Flash Drive
Golden Robots are the wave of the future. Our old pal C3PO started the fad. Remember Tik-Tok? No, not that song you've heard blasted from your annoying neighbor's car stereo, the automaton from Return to Oz! Golden robots are all over Futurama: Calculon, Hedonism-Bot, and even alternate reality Bender! All robot, all gold, all the time. Suddenly feel the need for a golden robot companion of your very own? Getting a little sad about it, even? Well fear not! Our Golden Robot USB Flash Drive will stand by your side - and on its own two feet as it bends over, inserting its USB noggin into your computer. This USB Flash Drive is shaped like a little humanoid robot and is super shiny (in the literal and Firefly sense of the word). Pop off the round helmet to reveal the USB connector. His shiny gold brain will hold 4 GB worth of data: plenty for some tunes, important documents, and that program you're going to load into your company's bank software. The best part? He's posable! That's right - he's smart AND handsome. What a catch! Just don't tease him about being bald - he's a bit sensitive. Product Specifications Posable golden robot USB Flash Drive His brain holds 4 GB of data, ready to share with you Bend him, pose him, seat him by your laptop Shiny in the literal and Firefly sense of the word Be fashionable before it's fashionable: golden robots are the future!
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
MicroVision SHOWWX+ HDMI Laser Pico Projector
"Raise your hand if you've found yourself huddled around a cell phone with at least 3 people. We know you can't see this, but everybody else reading this page is raising their hand, too. We've all done it. How many times have you wished you had a projector that didn't require a small suitcase to be portable? The current ""solutions"" for video projection just downright suck for portability (not to mention you can fry an egg on 'em, they get so hot!). The MicroVision SHOWWX+ is a portable HDMI laser pico projector that features ultra clear and high contrast video with vivid color. It's also great because you can plug it directly into your iPhone, iPad, or iPod to project your favorite pictures and videos on the nearest flat surface. Take projection out of the boardroom and into the palm of you hand. Since it fits in your pocket and runs on batteries, it can go anywhere you go. Project a movie on your ceiling while you are stuck in bed with the sniffles, review your presentation slides on the back of the seat in front of you on the airplane, do an instant replay of a friend's party foul before you upload it to YouTube... the possibilities for good and evil are endless! Product Specifications Turn your iPhone, iPod, or iPad into an HDMI projector Play movies, view photos & presentations, even stream video Plug & Play: So easy to use, even for non-geeks Sleek and small, about the size of an iPhone Image is always in focus, even on curved surfaces Projects images from 6"" to 100"" a dark room Wide projection angle brings the big screen closer to the user High-resolution (WVGA) and 16:9 format Laser light source produce lifelike, vivid colors with exceptional contrast 3.5mm stereo jack - audio pass through when supplied Will operate off wall power when plugged into a wall socket Connects to these Apple products with a single cable (included): iPhone 4 iPad, iPad2 iPod Touch, Nano (3rd gen or newer), Classic Composite adapter to other TV-Out devices via a dedicated adapter cable (included): Digital cameras Camcorders Non-Apple mobile phones Portable gaming devices Non-Apple tablets Gaming console Requires the SHOWWX+ VGA Dock (sold separately) and VGA-Out capability: Laptops Netbooks MacBook / MacBook Pro Battery: Rechargeable, up to 2 hours of battery life on a full charge Wall adapter included for charging via micro-USB Specs: Resolution: WVGA (848 x 480) Brightness: 15 Lumens Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Widescreen Focus: No user focus adjustment needed. Image is always in focus. Refresh Rate: 60 Hz (nominal) Color Gamut: >200% NTSC Contrast Ratio: >5,000:1 Throw Ratio: 1:1 (projection distance/image diagonal) Image size: 150mm to 2500mm (6"" - 100"") Projection distance: 150mm to 2500mm (6"" - 100"") Regulatory: Class 2 laser product Weight (with battery): 4.3 oz Box Includes: SHOWWX+ laser pico projector Rechargeable battery Wall charger Cable for iPhone, iPad, iPod Composite adapter Storage pounch Micro-USB cable Wrist strap User guide"
"The only way to be ready for the zombie apocalypse is to begin preparing now. First, secure your safehouse. Then stock up on the essentials: water, ammo, comic books, socks, and food. And not just any food - 'cause if you'd got the guns and the ammo, what you need to be eating are sammiches. Lots and lots of sammiches. Tactical Sammiches are the only ones you need. Read on . . . then stock up. Ok, so these Tactical Sammiches are absolutely delicious. They come in two flavors (Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef) and are less than 300 calories each. But the most exciting part is: these sammiches have a 2 year shelf life. Yeah, you read that right. That means you can fill your bunker now with these yummy Tactical Sammiches, and they'll still be tasty when the zombies come. Just like you! Everybody wins. For nutrition information, click here. Tactical Sammich In two delicious flavors: Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef. Less than 300 calories per sammich! Shelf Life: 2 years (if stored at a temperature of 80°F or less - shelf life decreases as temperature rises). Net Wt.: 2.5oz (Pepperoni); 3.5oz (Honey BBQ Beef) Packaging Dimensions: approx. 8"" x 6"""
"We had the strangest dream the other night. (What, your job doesn't have group nap time with shared dreams?) Everyone at ThinkGeek had turned into zombies and we were shambling around Northern Virginia in search of brains to eat. Just as we were nearing George Mason University, this group of delicious brains turned the corner and faced us with guns in hand. Shots were fired. A warmth filled our bellies but it was not our undead blood oozing out. It was chocolate. The smell of cocoa and cream filled the air as we transformed into chocolate zombies. The last thing we remembered was the survivors descending on us, eating our delicious chocolate brains. If you've ever wanted to turn zombies into chocolate, you can do so with these delicious Chocolate Bullets. Each ammo tin contains 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets. No responsible gun owner has allowed us to try to load 'em up and fire them to see if they really turn zombies into candy, but we figure that when the zombies are knocking down our door, they'll be more amenable to such things. Product Specifications Delicious milk chocolate bullets look like the real deal 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets May or may not turn zombies into chocolate edible zombies Delivered in a reusable, lockable, and stackable mini ammo tin Dimensions (tin): 5"" x 3.5"" x 3.5"""
Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Laser Pointer by ThinkGeek
Star Wars Gifts: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was Powerpoint. (The Empire is all about bureaucracy. You know they had Powerpoint.) In order to draw attention to important parts of presentations, Grand Moffs would point with lightsabers, but when they got carried away over ROI, they'd put it right through the expensive projection screen, and somebody'd have to call to get it replaced. It's a costly business. Much like leaving the projector bulb on. Looking at you, Executive Team... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.