LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
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The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what I was drinking when I took the picture, but feel free to use it for your daily double cappucino with a shot of skyrocket syrup. 8 ounce glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed in lime green. Not microwave safe. Logo may rub off if put in dishwasher.
$3.99 $7.99 (- 50%)
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
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Mini Cupcake Factory
"Cupcakes appeal to the geek because they're entirely made out of cake! Plus, they're teeny and cute, and, for some reason, things that are miniaturized make some of the geek girls here in the office squee with delight! One only has to look at adorable pictures of miniature horses to know the truth of this. So, in the epic battle of cake vs. cupcake, the cupcake has one point for its teenyness, if that's even a word. Another advantage the cupcake has is, due to its size, it has an extremely high crust-to-cake ratio. You know, that outer layer of extra caramelized batter that's soaked up some of the oil and has a slight give to the crumb? Nummy. Also, again - size related, the cupcake cooks in a mere 5 minutes time. So, if you include the time spent mixing and heating the cupcake pan, you're only 10 minutes away from craving to nomming delicious hot cupcakes! ThinkGeek knows you love cupcakes - mostly because we love cupcakes. Consequently, when we found this electric mini cupcake pan, we knocked over little old ladies to get at them. Each one of these little pans heats up in minutes, and cooks 7 cupcakes at a time in 5 short minutes. So you can go from craving to mixing to eating hot delicious cupcakes in less time than it takes to make five 2-minute eggs. Maybe our math is wrong? Apropos of nothing: in the UK, they're called ""fairy cakes."" Unfortunately for our british friends, though, this little guy only has a US 110v plug. Which is fine, really. More for us!"
$17.54 $26.99 (- 35%)
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Darth Vader USB Hub
Vader - once Anakin Skywalker, though that name no longer has any meaning to him - When we were just younglings, that breathy evil space-samurai used to give us nightmares. Now, though, Lucas has turned him into a simple misunderstood uberjedi with a few mechanical upgrades. Still, that lovable 7 foot-tall misanthrope is the coolest Jedi evar, and it was about time we turned him into a USB Hub. 480 MBps of digital connectivity in a simple four-port USB 2.0 hub sits on your desk, just oozing sithy malevolence. Plug in your flash drives, scanners, and other devices, and he'll frighten you with those iron-lungs of his. HHHHHOOOOOOOO-PHERRRRRRR! The Darth Vader USB Hub is here! Buy one now! The Emperor is not as forgiving as I.
$34.99 $49.99 (- 30%)
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Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
Here at ThinkGeek, we truly understand you have needs. Especially at work where minutes often last hours and hours become days. You need to be entertained, you don't want your neurons to prematurely atrophy. You crave stimulation. You crave a Carnivorous desktop plant set. Perfect for the casual office worker who delights in watching insects slowly meet their makers as they are painfully digested by an engaging variety of meat-sucking flora. Nothing quite like it...
$14.99 $24.99 (- 40%)
Do you sip your coffee from a demitasse? Is your pinky extended? Gah! Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children. Finally, it should be drunk from a vessel that is worthy of the finest caffeinated beverage on the planet. Any mug you dare drink coffee from should be big enough to hold 20 ounces of Joe, and be big and heavy enough to use as a melee weapon should the Zombie Apocalypse finally come. Your wish is our command, bitches. This mug's handle is shaped like a face-smashing set of brass-knuckles, and will put anyone around you on notice: I'm drinking my coffee, dammit. Interrupt me at your own physical peril.
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Cat Scratch DJ
Did you know that the new generation of cats has a burning desire to DJ? It all started in 2007 with Rap Cat, the official entertainment of the left side drive-thru at Checkers. (He's got the hottest beats and the softest fur.) Then kittens started climbing up on real turntables and trying to break into the music scene. They succeeded in being popular on YouTube, but no record deals have been signed as of yet. Train your cat to be the next superstar DJ with the Cat Scratch DJ. This cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat features a spinning deck and posable tone arm. It comes flat-packed, but you can fold it together in just a few minutes. No tools, no glue! Sprinkle a little bit of catnip on the deck to get your kitteh interested and soon you'll be taking hilarious videos of your feline getting the party rocking. Product Specifications Cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat Features spinning deck, posable tone arm, and kitty DJ stickers Easy assembly (folds together) with no glue or tools necessary To get kitty interested, sprinkle a bit of catnip on the deck Dimensions: 15.25 inches long x 13.75 inches wide x 5.75 inches tall when fully assembled
$9.99 $29.99 (- 67%)
Apt. 9 Connect Bedding Coordinates
Be bold. Take your decor up a notch with these bedding coordinates. In turquoise/multi.
Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray
That doesn't really have the same sort of dramatic impact, does it? Still, that's basically what Darth Vader meant when he was talking to Boba Fett in the bowels of Cloud City. Thankfully, you won't need to go to such extremes if your Han Solo Ice Cubes melt. You just stick them back in the freezer and through the magic of the exothermic process you'll have ice in no time at all...
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Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
$6.99 $14.99 (- 53%)
Water Bottle Stick Ice Cube Tray
Water is good for you. Unless, of course, you are a sandworm. Not big fans of water, those great worms. Hopefully you're human, and need to stay hydrated - especially when you're exerting yourself. Nothing's more refreshing than ice-cold water on a hot day, unfortunately while you were outside soaking up the sunshine and raising your internal body temperature, your bottle of water has been doing the same! Twisting off the cap, you take a long pull and PFFAAAAA!! Blood-warm and disgusting. What would be good is some ice, but your ice-cubes are bigger than the mouth of your water bottle. You'll have to settle for tepid water. Or do you? What if your ice-cubes were big enough to chill your water, but small enough to fit in the narrow bottle opening? Finally, somebody made a silicone ice-cube tray that makes ice perfectly shaped to fit in your water bottle! So go out for a run, mow the lawn, maybe wander the high desert in search of a Fremen sietch and always have a bottle of ice-cold water handy. You're going to need it!
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Kai Pure Komachi 2 9 Piece Kitchen Block Set
High-carbon stainless-steel bladesContoured resin handles are comfortable in the handFood-safe coating resists corrosion and releases foodIridescent acrylic knife blockHand-washing and drying recommended. Just as you color code your closet you can use the Kai Pure Komachi 2 9 Piece Kitchen Block Set to color code your kitchen tasks. Crafted from high-carbon stainless steel these blades are coated in a variety of colors to help prevent cross-contamination of your food. The razor-sharp edges get the job done quickly and efficiently so you can move on to the best part of cooking: eating. The food-safe coating on these knives resists corrosion makes cleaning simple reduces friction and helps the knives glide through foods with ease. The durable color-matched molded resin handles are lightweight in the hand for a comfortable grip and nimble performance. This whimsical knife block set sets the standard for colorful kitchens and perfect cutting performance. Set includes: 8-inch chefs knife 8-inch bread knife 6.5-inch santoku knife 4-inch citrus knife 4-inch tomato knife 3.5-inch paring knife 6-inch utility knife 5.75-inch sandwich knife Acrylic storage block About KAI USA Ltd.For more than 100 years the highly skilled artisans of KAI USA Ltd. home of Kershaw knives and Shun cutlery have been producing blades of unparalleled quality in the spirit of the legendary swords smiths of Japan. For more than three generations they have been dedicated to listening to the voices of customers and providing products that contribute to a more tasteful life. Incredibly sharp edges partnered with a stunning aesthetic set Shun and Kershaw knives apart from others. A tradition of excellence combined with the newest technology and advanced materials makes every knife a functional work of art.
$71.99 $74.95 (- 4%)
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Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl
We're going to let you inside the hallowed halls of ThinkGeek's World Domination Corporate Headquarters for a moment for a quick tour. Over here is our cloning facility where we build the genetically engineered robot monkeys that fill your packages for shipment. Down the hall there is the lead-lined bunker where the experimental tricobalt fusion reactor pumps out the terawatts of power necessary to keep the engines of commerce running in our datacenter. Around the corner there is Ted from human resources. And over here is the commissary. This is where many of our geeks take their lunch breaks where they ingest their favorite kinds of fuel. Some opt for Taun Taun steaks, others go for shredded bits of vegetation - what we call 'Salad Club.' Still others opt for bowls of colorful breakfast cereal for lunch. What? There's nothing wrong with breakfast cereal as an other-than-for-breakfast meal! Look at the side of the packaging - it's chock full of all kinds of vitamins, and where else are you going to get your RDA of yellow number six? It's, like, a daily requirement, man. Anyway, most of our geeks use highly specialized vessels in which they pour their Trix, or Captain Crunch, or Fruity Pebbles. Hans prefers upturned dinosaur fossil skulls. Christian two-fists it by pouring a mouthful of cereal followed by a gulp of soy-milk with each bite. However, we've just got in a shipment of squishy silicone bowls made to look like an artistic splash of milk frozen into a concave shape. Perfectly suitable for a giant bowl of Peanut Butter Bumpers. Moving on - we're walking, we're walking. And here's the end of our tour! Make sure you visit the gift shop on your way out!
$5.99 $14.99 (- 60%)
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
"Basically, there are two ways we can approach how awesome these brain-shaped ice-cubes are: 1 - we can take the obvious zombie angle. Naturally, Zombies are (were) people, too, and when they're done with a long day at the office, tearing the gizzards out of Phil in Accounting, there's nothing they prefer more than to kick back with a high-ball of their favorite adult beverage, and ruminate on the day's activity... 2 - we can make reference to the well-known-but-oft-misunderstood ""Brain Freeze"" phenomenon made famous by Slurpee / Slushee / Squishee aficionados world-wide. You know - the pain you get when you drink a beverage (usually of the not-quite-frozen-yet-still-below-zero variety), and a pain shoots from your sinus cavity into your brain like icy daggers... yeah, we could definitely do that. But we're opting for a third approach to marketing these little silicon trays. This third option completely outstrips the zombie angle and the brain-freeze angle and leaves them in their metaphorical dust. You ready? Buy these Brain-Freeze Ice Cube Molds. They're friggin' awesome. What do you mean, ""I'm fired?"""