Limited Edition Star Wars Moleskine 2013 Planners
"Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away some stuff happened. And it was all, like, zoom and pew pew and whooosh and special edition and Greedo now shooting first and . . . . Ok, so we got out of control. Let's all remember the good old days, before the prequels, where Han ALWAYS shot first and Yoda was a puppet. This is the Star Wars that is represented in these Limited Edition Star Wars Moleskine 2013 Planners. Read on you must. See, everything is all high tech today, so actual hand written planners will help separate you from the herd. Limited Edition Star Wars Moleskine 2013 Planners are the ones to get! They come in large or small sizes and in weekly or daily formats. Each planner features a different classic character - and each cover and insides have quotes from that character. You also will get a Star Wars address book and a postcard (also with the volume's featured character). But just like your childhood memories of Star Wars, these Limited Edition Star Wars Moleskine 2013 Planners won't last long before Darth Lucas starts special editioning them. So get yours before they are gone forever! Limited Edition Star Wars Moleskine 2013 Planners The coolest planners ever - with Star Wars quotes and themes. January - December 2013. Each book features a specific character (for art and source of quotes). Each planner includes a Star Wars themed address book and a postcard (reflecting the featured character). Limited edition. Planner Breakdown: Small Weekly - Flight Suit Luke - 144 pages - White debossed text Large Weekly - Yoda - 144 pages - White debossed text Small Daily - Han Solo - 400 pages - White debossed text Large Daily - Darth Vader - 400 pages - Black debossed text Dimensions: Small Weekly - approx. 3.5"" x 5.5"" x 0.5"" Large Weekly - approx. 5.25"" x 8.5"" x 0.5"" Small Daily - approx. 3.5"" x 5.5"" x 1"" Large Daily - approx. 5.25"" x 8.5"" x 1"""
So Now You're a Zombie
"Ah crap - you've been infected. Now you are going to die, be reanimated, and become one of the undead horde lurching all over the planet's face. But don't feel bad. Rejoice. So Now You're a Zombie is here to help. Holding your hand through your new un-life, So Now You're a Zombie will teach you everything you need to know to survive. All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in So Now You're a Zombie. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about ""life"" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, Flanking Zeds (aka people), the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall. All these tips and techniques will help you secure human prey and their all-important flesh and brains. So Now You're a Zombie - don't get hungry, get braaaaaains."
Darth Vader and Son
What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if "I am your father, " was just a stern admonishment from an annoyed dad? In this hilarious and sweet comic reimagining of Star Wars, Darth Vader is a dad like any other - except with all the baggage of being the Dark Lord of the Sith. Darth Vader and Son presents the trials and joys of parenting through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. Each lovingly-drawn comic is chock full of enduring life lessons including lightsaber practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star ("Er, he looks just like you, Lord Vader!"), and the special bond shared between any father and son. And did we mention force tickling? Darth Vader and Son is full of force tickling. It's the perfect book for any Jedi/Padawan, Sith Master/Apprentice, and Father/Son team out there. Darth Vader and Son - grow closer to your spawn . . . with the power of the Force.
Lord Of The Rings - 50 Year Anniversary Edition
To quote the beginning of this fine collector's edition....'The Lord Of The Rings is often erroneously called a trilogy, when it is in fact a single novel, consisting of six books plus appendices, published for convenience in three volumes..." Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie...
Star Wars: The Jedi Path
Every course of study has a text book, and finally we can read the text students at the Jedi Temple have been reading for over a thousand generations. It's been revised over and over by the Jedi Masters, annotated by Jedi (many times by hand, to the distress of the Jedi Librarians), and now can be bought in facsimile form. And in that form, it is called Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual. If you've ever wanted to be a Jedi, you need this book. Within the pages of Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual, the Jedi-in-training will discover the history and lore of the Jedi Order, the ways of the Force and how to wield it, the subtle nuances of lightsaber combat, and the dangers of the Dark Side. Inside Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual, you'll also find "handwritten" annotated notes by Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Count Dooku, Darth Sidious, and many more. Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual was created in collaboration with Lucasfilm, with the help of an acclaimed Star Wars author and revered Star Wars illustrators. This volume also introduces never-before-seen ships, creatures, characters, and details about the Star Wars galaxy. Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual - study now to be a real Jedi. There will be a test, later. (Insert weird Obi-Wan scream here.)