Gryffindor House Babydoll
It's the casual Friday version of the Gryffindor uniform. Okay. Not really. This uniform would only be approved for use when you're hanging out in your dorm or wandering around the school grounds, not so much when you're doing your lessons. Maybe this is what laundry day looks like at Hogwarts. This grey shirt with a collar, house tie, and the Gryffindor emblem printed on it is 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not allow your house-elves to iron. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
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Brownie Bar Factory
No, no, we don't want to chomp on the wee Girl Scouts. They are the suppliers of Thin Mints, after all! We're taking about fresh from the oven, warm, fragrant, chocolatey brownies. The kind that are crunchy on the edges and soft in the middle. When the going gets tough, we want to be in our Mommy's kitchen right at the moment when she hands us our corner piece from the brownie pan. When you're craving brownies, you don't have to call Mom anymore. (But really, she'd appreciate a call now and then for other reasons.) Just pull out your Brownie Bar Factory and a box of your favorite brownie mix. Follow the directions on the brownie mix box and then pour the thick chocolate batter into the molds, close the top, and in 15 minutes, you will have a half dozen piping hot and delicious brownie bars. We will warn you that for your waistline's sake, it's best to bake brownies when friends and family are around. They are delicious and tempting and you will eat all six by yourself if left to your own devices. Our recommendation? Grab some ice cream and hot fudge and have a Brownie Sundae Party. Just be sure to invite us, okay? Product Specifications Bake a batch of brownies in 15 minutes Makes 6 brownie bars, each 1.8 x 3.5 x 1 inches Works with any brownie mix or recipe May work with cake or cookie mix if you're willing to do some experiments in the name of Bakery Science. (Remember to eat your mistakes!) Stores vertically so it fits in small spaces Uses 25% less electricity than a conventional oven BPA-free, FDA compliant food-safe materials used throughout PTFE & PFOE free non-stick surface Dimensions: 10 x 4 x 7.9 inches
$18.89 $26.99 (- 30%)
adiPURE Trainer Shoes - Mens
Harness your body's natural mechanics for optimal training in the adidas adiPURE Trainer shoes. The toes are liberated so your foot can move as freely as if you were barefoot, with a rounded outsole in tough rubber for extra protection and traction.
by Paragon Sports
Dark Chocolate M&M's Tank Dress Costume
Disney Mickey Mouse Crossbones T-Shirt 2XL
Yo ho! Yo ho! A Disney life for me! 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in men's sizes
by Hot Topic
Keep Calm And Kill Zombies T-Shirt 2XL
"This green T-shirt reads ""Keep Calm And Kill Zombies."""
by Hot Topic
Lion Giraffe I Am A Genius Girls T-Shirt
Can't see the giraffe? No problem! This little lion put on some stilts. He's a genius. 100% cotton Wash warm; dry low Imported Listed in junior sizes
by Hot Topic
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Etch A Sketch iPhone Case
Yep, we have an iPad Etch-a-Sketch case. Slide your iPad into it and it'll look just like your favorite car trip toy of yesteryear. On Thursday, we were working on our time machine (since that's what we do every Thursday). Fraize accidentally connected the white wire to the green wire instead of the red wire. Green light and smoke filled the workshop and when it cleared, everything in the room had shrunk to tiny size and Fraize's iPad, snug in its Etch-A-Sketch case looked just like an iPhone! (What happened to Fraize? Let's just say we're glad we have this PC Habicase!) This iPhone 4 case is as functional as it is whimsical. It's a protective iPhone case made of impact resistant ABS plastic and molded to look exactly like a tiny Etch-a-Sketch. Know why? It's made in the same factory that makes the original Etch-a-Sketch toy. You can even run the Etch-a-Sketch app while using your iPhone 4 in its Etch-a-Sketch case, which is so much awesome that our heads might explode.
$9.99 $24.99 (- 60%)
Mitt Romney's Cash Candle
Dog Food for Humans
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"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
$89.99 $99.99 (- 10%)
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Spock Cookie Jar
"If you have a sweet tooth, you might think that your cravings for sugary delights are totally illogical. Out of nowhere, your brain screams, ""COOKIE!"" Suddenly all of your thoughts veer off course and all you can think about is sinking your teeth into a soft, squishy, sweet chocolate chip cookie. You can feel the texture of it. The way the sugar seems to make a beeline from your taste buds straight to the pleasure center of your brain. Truth is, those cravings are totally logical. Our bodies are programmed to want sugar, fat, and salt. These desires live deep in our caveman brains. When we find a food that has a combination of these things - say, a warm, soft, gooey chocolate chip cookie - our brain lights up like a carnival. Thus, Spock here doesn't judge your cookie cravings. He knows they're totally logical and he’s equipped himself to provide you with the sugar, fat, and salt your brain wants. Nom away! Product Specifications Ceramic cookie jar shaped like the bust of Spock Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Can easily hold a package of store bought cookies, or an equivalent amount of homemade noms Love your Spock Cookie Jar - hand wash only"
$37.49 $49.99 (- 25%)
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
"Basically, there are two ways we can approach how awesome these brain-shaped ice-cubes are: 1 - we can take the obvious zombie angle. Naturally, Zombies are (were) people, too, and when they're done with a long day at the office, tearing the gizzards out of Phil in Accounting, there's nothing they prefer more than to kick back with a high-ball of their favorite adult beverage, and ruminate on the day's activity... 2 - we can make reference to the well-known-but-oft-misunderstood ""Brain Freeze"" phenomenon made famous by Slurpee / Slushee / Squishee aficionados world-wide. You know - the pain you get when you drink a beverage (usually of the not-quite-frozen-yet-still-below-zero variety), and a pain shoots from your sinus cavity into your brain like icy daggers... yeah, we could definitely do that. But we're opting for a third approach to marketing these little silicon trays. This third option completely outstrips the zombie angle and the brain-freeze angle and leaves them in their metaphorical dust. You ready? Buy these Brain-Freeze Ice Cube Molds. They're friggin' awesome. What do you mean, ""I'm fired?"""
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Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
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Star Trek Uniform Bodysuits
No matter what your little one's proclivities, there's a snapsuit for your future space traveler. Projectile vomits unidentifiable substances? Science. Figured out how to juryrig the high chair to obtain Cheerios at will? Engineering. Has fully trained the adults in the house to do his or her bidding? Command. If the future isn't yet clear, pick up the Academy Cadet. 100% cotton creepers in Star Trek Uniform colors Snap bottom closure for easy diaper access...
$9.99 $19.99 (- 50%)
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
PREMATURELY PINK DOG
Your Puppy Will Be Pretty In Pink! If Your Dog'S Got An Old Soul And An Appetite For All Things Pink Then This Outfit Is The Perfect Costume For Her! The Zelda - Bouffant Pet Costume Includes A Pink Dress A Hot Pink Beehive Wig And Pink Rimmed Glasses.
Star Wars Plush w/ sound
"As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting that.) Also, plushes are great gifts for wee geeks that you're trying to mold into lovers of the good Star Wars movies. Start them young, raise 'em right, we say. Don't want them asking for a Jar Jar plush! If there was ever a case for justifiable filicide... or at least extensive reprogramming... These Star Wars Plush come in sizes from 4"" keychain buddies all the way up to the mega huge 24"" huggable Chewie. The 4"" versions can be clipped to your keys, backback, laptop bag, or even the zipper of your winter coat. Each plush has a signature sound effect when you squeeze them: R2-D2 with his bleeps and bloops, Chewbacca with a Wookiee growl, Darth Vader's creepy stalker breathing, and Yoda with his patented advice for young Jedi-to-be. Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Plush Star Wars characters with signature sound effects Made of polyester fibers infused with pure galactic awesome 4"" models have attached keychain to hang from your keys or laptop bag Choose wisely R2-D2 with bleep blooping sound effects: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Chewbacca with trademark Wookiee growl: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Vader with creepy stalker breathing: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Boba Fett with three phrases: 9"" Jawa with light-up eyes, laughter, and phrases: 9"" Yoda with signature Jedi a signature phrase: 4"", 9"" or 15"""
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Prank Powder Decepti-candy
"There is nothing more enjoyable than pranking someone. The thrill of wondering if your subject will take the bait, the enjoyment as you hear them cry out, and the all-day-long internal glow as you witness your subject spend the rest of the day in shame - ah, the simple pleasures of life. Well, we wanted to make pranking your friends and/or coworkers even easier, so we formed The Pranking Institute. Our first creation? Prank Powder Decepti-candy. Let us explain. Each tube of Prank Powder Decepti-candy sounds harmless and lovely. But each label is deceiving. While the inner label sounds as innocuous as a baby tribble on valium, the outer label tells you what each candy is capable of. And even if you lose the outer label, we've placed clues to help you remember what Prank Powder Decepti-candy does what: Sweet Pixie Pollen is yellow, but tastes like cherry. The ""Sweet"" lets you know it will be super sour. Refreshing Pegasus Powder is red, but tastes like lemonade. The ""Refreshing"" lets you know it will foam up in your victim's mouth. Shining Fairy Dust is green, but tastes like blue raspberry. The ""Shining"" lets you know it will stain your victim's mouth green. Ultimate Unicorn Sprinkles is blue, but tastes like green apple. It's the atom bomb of this set - the ""Ultimate"": it is super sour, foams up, and stains your victim's mouth blue. Even the color of each candy is deceptive (red tastes like lemonade, yellow tastes like cherry, etc). And the best thing about Prank Powder Decepti-candy is (apart from the prank side effects) these candies are so tasty, you might want to even eat them yourself and chance the consequences. Prank Powder Decepti-candy is candy with a mission; an evil mission. For nutritional information, click here."
$2.99 $5.99 (- 50%)
Barbie Can Do Better Girls T-Shirt Plus Size 4XL
Anything Ken can do, Barbie can do better! So true.
by Hot Topic
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Stand Back (Science)
We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, "Do or do not. There is no try." "Stand back! I'm going to try science!" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.
$14.99 $19.99 (- 25%)
Kill You With My Brain Fitted Ladies' Tee - Black, M
The statement on this shirt is great. It's not just a reference to one of our favorite pop culture phenomena, because ... think about it. You probably could kill people with your brain. Have a psionic character in an RPG? Ding. Know how to mix acids and bases? Ding. Use dangerous skills learned on MythBusters for fun and profit? Ding. There are so many opportunities to use your mind as a dangerous weapon we're surprised you don't have to have it registered...
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"It's better to be safe than sorry. Give fair warning with your own pre-printed disclosure unmentionables. You could say you're ""briefing"" your Significant Other on the situation. Let's face it: if they've gotten far enough to read the warning, it isn't likely to stop them, but it sure will elicit a few chuckles. And it's said that a sense of humor is one of the most attractive things about the opposite sex. Personally, we go more for the size of the library and the speed of the processor. These panties fit low on the hips. They're the same style as our HTTPanties, if you have a pair of those. They're 100% cotton, soft, comfortable, and stretchy. And they have full coverage in the back. They come in two varieties: ""I'm blogging this."" which goes nicely with the matching shirts and ""Warranty Void If Removed"", which pairs up nicely with our ""i void warranties"" shirt. Sizing Info: Small Medium Large Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in. Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in."
$5.99 $7.99 (- 25%)