Arcade Cabinet Candy Two Pack
"Two packs per order. Share them or eat 'em all yourself!! All those hours standing around the arcade cabinets of old; all those quarters pumped into the machines. All those Power Pellets, fruits, and ghosts eaten; all those insect-like aliens blasted into nothingness. Ah, the memories. Alas, we can't bring ALL the memories to your office (the shipping charges on those arcade machines would be huge!), but we can bring a little nostalgia. And candy. Time for you to buy a bunch of tins of Arcade Cabinet Candy. Each tin is shaped like an arcade cabinet, like the ones you lovingly fed coins. And inside each tin of Arcade Cabinet Candy is (you guessed it) candy! More specifically: Pac-Man or Space Invaders candy - whichever one you chose! And what do they taste like? Well, Pac-Man tastes like strawberry, just like the real Pac-Man (long story; trust us), while the Space Invaders taste like other-worldly sour apple. Best of all, once you eat the candy, you can keep neato things in the empty tin. Might we suggest quarters? Then you'll be the coolest kid at the arcade! All thanks to Arcade Cabinet Candy. Yay! For nutrition information, click here. Arcade Cabinet Candy Your choice of Pac-Man or Space Invader shaped candies in a retro arcade cabinet tin! Pac-Man candies are strawberry flavored and Space Invader candies taste like sour apple. Get a 2 pack of Pac-Man, a 2 pack of Space Invaders, or 1 of each! Net Wt.: 0.6oz of candy per tin (approx. 30 pieces) Tin Dimensions: approx. 1"" x 2"" x 3.25"""
Light Show Fountain Speakers
As geeks, we find Las Vegas to be a fascinating city. For starters, we get to indulge our picky eating habits at giant buffets. Then we can observe legions of people at the slot machines, blissfully and willfully ignorant of the laws of probability. We can collect trading cards from those nice guys in neon t-shirts. (We're sure it's a TCG.) Outside of Treasure Island, we can watch a show about pirates that involves fire and explosions. Then it's off to our favorite casino for some Texas Hold 'Em. If your trip to Vegas isn't complete without the fountain show at the Bellagio, our Light Show Fountain Speakers are relevant to your interests. Plug them into your iPod, mp3 player, or computer via the included USB cable and start up your tunes: the water inside will dance to the beat and the 4 multi-colored LEDs will light up. Take your tunes to a new level with the Light Show Fountain Speakers and your wallet to a whole new high since you won't need to go to Vegas for a fun fountain show. Product Specifications Let your music dance before your eyes Plug your iPod, mp3 player or computer in and start the music Water bounces to the beat Multi-colored LEDs light up the water Comes with water inside and is sealed tight Looks great in the dark Added Bonus: Awesome reflection on the ceiling. Make sure you look up USB cable included Compatibility: If you can plug it in via USB, it'll work! Power: 5v USB (can be plugged into a smartphone/tablet charger) Dimensions: 9 inches tall
Mini Batman Bat-Signal
In the inky cloak of florescent lighting, things keep disappearing from your desk. First it was a pen. Then a pencil. Then a sandwich. Then your mouse. Assuming you aren't taking these things home with you, there's office theft abounding. But these crimes are too small to call the police - you need to call a mini Batman! And what better way to summon Mini Batman than with this Mini Batman Bat-Signal...
Puma Ftr R698 Lite Sneakers - Black
Sneakers by Puma Real leather and textile uppers Breathable inserts Lace fastening Signature branding Round toe Thick, durable tread sole ABOUT PUMA Founded in 1948, Puma has been the label of choice for many of the world's sporting heroes. A focus on functionality as well as style is paramount in Puma's designs, with their collections of clothing and footwear embracing contemporary design and innovative sports technology. ABOUT ME Upper: 50% Other Materials, 50% Real Leather, Lining: 100% Textile, Sole: 100% Other Materials. LOOK AFTER ME Treat With A Suitable Leather Protector (Not Included) And Avoid Contact With Liquids Product Code: 472852
Razer Nostromo Gaming Keypad
A race car driver is only as good as his car. A concert violinist is only as good as her instrument. And a hardcore gamer... well, you're only as good as your computer and peripherals. Whether you're a fan of FPS, MMORPG, or RTS games, the Razer Nostromo gaming keypad will give you the upper hand while keeping said hand and wrist completely comfortable. It has an arsenal of tournament-grade controls including 16 fully programmable Hyperesponse keys, 8 keymaps that you can switch between on the fly, and an 8-way directional thumb pad all integrated into one dedicated gaming keypad, you’re prepared to take on all challengers. The new Razer Nostromo boasts several enhancements over its predecessor, the Belkin N52te, like the ability to switch instantly between eight keymaps (up from Belkin's three), and the flexibility of storing up to 20 gaming profiles from the previous limit of 10. The device's new configurator software puts its advanced macro programming capabilities in the hands of gamers in a user-friendly way, allowing them to conveniently remap all the Nostromo’s buttons with any game command. Any gamer will be a deadly force to reckon with when they’ve got a set of personalized commands and combos right at their fingertips. Product Specifications The ultimate gaming keypad for the hardcore gamer Ergonomic form factor and tournament-grade layout 16 fully programmable Hyperesponse keys Programmable 8-way directional thumb pad and scroll wheel Instantaneous switching between 8 key maps Unlimited macro lengths Stores up to 20 different game profiles Adjustable soft-touch wrist pad for exceptional comfort Backlit keypad and scroll wheel for total control even in dark conditions Enhanced Razer configurator software Approximate dimensions in mm: 184(L) x 160(W) x 59(H) Approximate weight: 250g Hardware Requirements: PC with USB port Windows 7 / Windows Vista / Windows XP Mac drivers found here. Internet connection (for driver installation) At least 35MB of hard disk space
Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man Shirt
This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotubes into your brain. The chest-mounted uni-beam is powered by photons, which it collects and then disperses when the wearer enters a dark area. For all body parts covered by the Mark IX's new form factor, the suit provides protection from adverse weather conditions, UV rays, and temperature extremes. It is designed for up to two days of use inside Earth's atmosphere, although after the first 12 hours of use its effectiveness is reduced. After 24 hours, it begins to act as a repulsor. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Shirt has three components: the t-shirt, a light panel with a long cable, and a battery box. When fresh batteries are in the battery box and the unit is switched on, the Arc Reactor shines brightly. So this particular arc reactor isn't going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide. Product Specifications Officially licensed Marvel collectible Black cotton t-shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Looks like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit Flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior Provides protection from adverse weather, UV rays, and temperature extremes With fresh batteries in the battery box, Arc Reactor will glow when switched on Will not prevent shrapnel from reaching your heart Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: 1. Detach cable from battery box. 2. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. 3. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat.
Pixel Time Wall Clock
Back when videogames cost a quarter per play, and nobody had phones in their pockets, geeks would spend their hard earned cash in dimly lit yet brightly colored arcades. The din of bleeps and bloops was hypnotic, and drew passers by within, like some kind of insidious 8-bit pitcher-plant. Arcades, like Las Vegas casinos, were designed to lure you in and keep you there, so as to keep collecting your coins. No view of the outside world, no clocks, no sense of time at all...
Flying Alarm Clock
It's not that we've gotten lazy as a species, far from it! We're more productive now than we've ever been, but with more and more work to do, we have to create time by cutting down on late night raids on Molten Core, ordering fast-food, talking on the phone while driving… The only time we have left is spent sleeping. Now you have to stay up late and get up early in an effort to get more done. Waking up after a pitiful five hours of sleep has its own challenges, though. At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for new ways to haul your lazy butt out of bed. Normal alarm clocks wake you up with loud noises to jar you into wakefulness, however we've become accustomed to the snooze-bar… Now, it's become muscular instinct to flail your hands roughly in the direction of the noise, and smack! Nine more minutes of blissful unconsciousness. No more. The Flying Alarm Clock wakes you up with a loud shrieking alarm coupled with a little propeller-driven key that leaps off your nightstand. To turn off the horrible racket, you have to get out of bed and retrieve the key. The propeller flies the key high into the air and off into some dusty corner. You have to force your sleep addled brain into wakefulness, move your stiff legs and retrieve the key before the alarm goes off. By the time you've done so, you're awake enough at least to go make a pot of coffee.
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
Cyborg R.A.T. 9 Gaming Mouse
Take the lead and lose the wire with the top-of-the-range R.A.T. 9. The power and performance of the R.A.T. 7 combine with next-generation wireless technology for an unsurpassed gaming experience.
Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was only to be used for tests and by using the lucky pen, we were guaranteed to do better than if we used another, lesser pen. And since these pens are imbued with The Force, they'll obviously make the perfect lucky pen. Styled like the lightsabers wielded by Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars saga, these pens are the writing implements of a more civilized age. A civilized age where people got As on tests and aced their presentations with the board. If your life is in need of a little luck, these lightsaber pens are just the Jedi mind trick you need. Product Specifications WARNING: Contains Sharp Point. Not intended for Children under 4 years of age A pen for a more civilized era Available in red, blue, and green Comes in a tin collector's box to protect it (since it's lucky!) NOTE: Luckiness of pen may vary. Do not contact ThinkGeek regarding failed tests.
"Sometimes you don't want big, flashy statement apparel that shouts ""I AM A GEEK!"" For instance, in corporate America, our t-shirts are generally frowned upon. For places that consider polos and khakis casual wear, we have an option that lets you show just a little bit of your true self any day of the week: superhero earrings. These earrings, made from surgical stainless steel, feature Marvel and DC Comics icons. The discs are each 1/4"" in diameter with a slightly domed appearance. On the die-cuts, the Punisher is 1/4"" wide by 3/8"" tall. The Batman is 3/8"" wide by 1/4"" tall. The Superman is super-sized: 5/8"" wide by 1/2"" tall. All have 18-gauge posts with butterfly-style, friction (push) backs. Product Specifications Sold as a pair. Made from 18G 316L surgical stainless steel. Not intended for use by children 12 and under. Dimensions: Discs are 1/4"" diameter. Die-cut are 1/4"" x 3/8"". For our customers with nickel allergies: these are made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means their five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel."
Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray by ThinkGeek
You're at an Aperture Science reunion party that GLaDOS is throwing; it's just you and a bunch of robots, a total circuit-fest. There's no food or drinks and nobody is talking to anyone, at least in any audible language you can understand. So, it's basically a silent gathering of robots and you're standing alone in the corner. You found yourself some water, which was surprisingly difficult, but it's warm. Hot, actually, because it came from a cooling tank for the incinerator... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
"Have you ever fallen victim to this classic scenario? You are at ""X"" fun event, camping, tailgating, bonfire, ultimate frisbee, etc., with all your best buds and somebody mentions that you should put on some tunes. You put your key in the ignition and power up your car to pump the music out of your car's sound system. Hours later, guess what has happened? That good old DieHard or Everstart has fizzled out and now you need a jump. With the Road Rocker portable Bluetooth sound system, those days are over. The Road Rocker is an ultra-compact speaker system compatible with most technology that has Bluetooth functionality. That means that you can send your favorite playlist to the system, or your friends can switch out your music for theirs. The speaker also includes a dock designed to cradle an iPad, iPhone or iPod Touch and an input for microphones or instruments. Take this little guy camping, on hikes, road trips, tailgating, or use it right at home in your backyard during BBQs. With 50 hour of rechargeable battery life, the Road Rocker will last for hours, without draining your battery. Product Specifications Bluetooth sound system for outdoor dance parties Works with iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch, Android devices and more Cradle or dock designed for iPad, iPhone Note: Not compatible with iPhone 5, iPad 3, or mini iPad Microphone/instrument input Includes 1/8"" audio cable Batteries: Built-in rechargeable batteries"
Apex 32" Class 720p 60Hz LCD HDTV - Black (LD3288M)
Find televisions and combos at Target.com! Update your media room with this lcd hdtv from apex. The three hdmi inputs allow flexible connectivity options, so you can enjoy your favorite movies, games and tv shows in high-definition. It comes with a sturdy base, but it can also be mounted on a wall.
R2-D2 USB Hub
There are lots of astromechs out there, but no design more popular than the venerable R2 unit. Sure, R4's are great, but they lack the personality R2 units are known for. Not everyone can speak in bleeps and bloops, but you won't have much trouble getting the gist of what they say. While we don't yet have the technology in this corner of the galaxy for fully automated repair droids like R2 units, we can get a portion of R2's versatility into something small enough to sit on your desk.
Digital Coin Sorter
Cash in on that loose change! Digital Coin Sorter processes 312 coins per minute. A digital display shows you the dollar value or coin quantity. Works quickly and smoothly with anti-jam technology. Pull out a coin tube, and the sorter stops automatically. Features two rows of tubes, with two tubes for each coin denomination, so it handles a lot of sorting. Lid opens to remove unsortable coins or foreign objects. No batteries required, merely plug into a standard electrical outlet. Turn those bulky coins into spendable cash fast and easy! Order your Digital Coin Sorter from Brookstone today!
Doctor Who Cell Phone Alert Charms
"If there is one thing the Doctor hates, it's missing a call on his cell phone. And sometimes, he's in a place where he has to be very quiet and sneak about so he doesn't get seen. Lucky for him, then, that whilst traveling the universe he found a little shop selling baby Daleks and Cybermen - really tiny, pocket-sized Daleks and Cybermen. They were too small to cause any harm, but they did have one curious feature. When exposed to certain frequencies, they would spin in a circle and cause random lights to flash. The good Doctor knew he had a powerful tool at his disposal so he bought a ton of the little creatures and disappeared into his workshop. When he emerged, he had invented the Dalek Cell Phone Alert Charm. Later, by popular demand of folks who were a little creeped out by Daleks and Cybermen, he used the same technology to reproduce his trusty vehicle, the TARDIS. Just hang one off your jacket, computer bag, navel ring, etc., and any time you get a call on your cell phone, your very own Dalek, Cyberman, or TARDIS will spin around and little lights will flash near its base. It's just that simple. So, anytime you have to leave your cell phone on ""silent,"" just watch your charm to see if you have an incoming call. 'But hey,' you are wondering, 'Didn't you just say the Doctor invented these things? Then how did ThinkGeek get them to sell to me?' Let's just say we have friends all over the universe..."
Jot Pro Stylus
It's funny how technological trends come full circle. First, there was the age of the Palm PDA, where we used a stylus to tap away at our busy schedules and we learned the single stroke gestures of Graffiti to be able to write notes quickly. Then we moved to Blackberry with the keyboards and the... trackball. (Fans of xkcd know what we really wanted to type there.) And now, we have our iPhones and Androids and we're happily dragging our digits across the screens and calling it revolutionary. Sure it's revolutionary, but as anyone who has tried to play DrawSomething on their phone can tell you, we all have fat fingers. The Jot Capacitive Touch Stylus is here to save you from your clumsy hand sausages. Just pop open the Jot and you'll immediately feel like you're holding a familiar ballpoint pen - because you are! The durable aluminum and steel exterior gives Jot superior conductivity while feeling like a luxury writing instrument in your hand. You'll be sketching like a artistic boss in no time. Product Specifications Stylus for your smartphone or tablet Captures the precision stroke of everything you write or draw Thin and clear disc gives you accuracy at up to a 40 degree angle Dampening Tip for a natural feel and quiet screen contact Locking protective cap sits on the back of the pen while you write Quality craftsmanship, feels like a luxury writing instrument Materials: Durable aluminum and steel for superior conductivity Compatible with all capacitive touch screen devices (smartphones, tablets, iPod Touch, etc.) Note: Jot works well with the majority of screen protectorsl
USB Heated Blanket
"There are very few things in the universe that are better when they are cold. Among these are Revenge, Balrog, and overclocked processors. Most other things suck when they're cold - most notably you! That chill you get can't be warmed adequately with sweaters, stiff drinks or warm intentions! You need direct application of heat! If you work in an office environment, you've probably encountered the dreaded office-manager - that jerk that tells you it's ""against policy"" to have space heaters in your cube, but won't do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you're going to do, burn the whole building down? How do you keep from shivering to death? What you need is an electric blanket that won't draw the ire of that office-manager jerk. Hey, your computer spits out power out of those USB ports! Why not use them? Plug in our USB Heated Lap-Blanket to two spare USB ports, and spread it out on your lap. Suddenly, it's like Ebenezer put another lump of coal on the fire! Is it a Christmas miracle? Perhaps. All you know is you're toasty warm, and you didn't have to set the building on fire to do it!"
USB 7 Port Hub with Power Switches
Having a lot of hubs is great - you can plug in all of your fun gadgets, even your USB Pet Rock, and they'll be juiced up and ready to go when you need them. But what about those USB devices that you don't want to have on 24/7? What if the lights from your USB Christmas Tree are giving you a migraine? What if your USB Alien has stuck out his inner mouth one too many times today? You could unplug them, we suppose. But if you're anything like us, you have your hub tucked back somewhere out of the way. And by out of the way, we mean, inconvenient to get to regularly for plugging and unplugging. This hub is the perfect solution. It has seven ports and seven power switches, enabling you to turn your USB gadgets on and off without unplugging them. Just a flick of a switch and you can turn off your Big Chap before he drives you crazy, or cut off the juice once your iPod is fully charged. It even has over current detection and protection to keep your devices safe while they're plugged in. Product Specifications 7 Port USB 2.0 Hub with power switches Seven downstream ports can handle high speed (480Mbps) Full speed (12Mbps) and low speed (1.5Mbps) Bus power and self-power mode used Plug-and-play function Over current detection and protection Optional power supply (included, 100-240V) Each USB port has a power switch - only juice the gadgets you need! Windows and Mac friendly
Hamilton Beach(r) Half Pint(tm) Soft-Serve Ice Cream Maker (Pink)
With this ice cream maker, you can prepare two frozen treats faster than the ice cream truck can drive down the street. Just add a few fresh ingredients and in minutes, your taste buds will be rewarded.
DC Comics MimoMicro USB Drive & Reader
"The key to being an effective superhero or heroine is to be there when people need you. When trouble is afoot, you're there. When it seems everything is going to hell, you're there. Not only are you there, you're wearing a super awesome outfit and wielding some handy weaponry or tools to get the job done right. We wished for a superhero to help us quickly move files from device to device... and MimoMicro swooped in! Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease with the MimoMicro USB Drive and Reader. These tiny heroes are less than two inches tall, but are super-powered on the inside. Pull your microSD card from your cell phone, pop it into your MimoMicro, flip out the USB port and it's ready to transfer your files to your computer. There's even a keychain attachment so you can keep your MimoMicro by your side at all times. Product Specifications Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease MicroSD USB card reader hidden inside a DC comics hero Compatibility: microSD, microSDHC, microSDXC memory cards Note: MimoMicro does not come with a microSD card. You must provide your own. Flip out USB port with LED light (so you know it's working!) High speed USB 2.0 interface Mac/PC friendly Keychain included so you can take it wherever you go Dimensions: 1.75"" tall x 1"" wide"
Razer Naga: MMO Gaming Mouse
"PC Gamer's Editors' Choice Award Winner No matter what the game, we're ready to tank and spank, we'll tell ya that. No QQing from us, no sir/ma'am! We're pulling our comfy chair up to our desks, grabbing cheesy poofs in our left hand and the Razer Naga in our right. The Razer Naga is the ultimate Massively Multiplayer Online Gaming mouse that shifts the balance between keyboard and mouse by putting an unprecedented number of in-game commands right at your fingertips. 17 MMO-optimized buttons, right on your mouse! A multi-button thumb grid and Razer's MMO game interface add-on combine to place every command you need in the palm of your hand. Organize your skills and eliminate visual clutter with the Razer Naga's in-game custom interface add-ons (available for World of Warcraft and Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning, and more). An ergonomic form shaped to maximize ease of use lets you game in comfort for hours on end. With the Razer Naga, you will get imba. Razer Synapse 2.0 is cutting-edge intuitive proprietary software that functions as the Razer Naga's brain – automatically syncing the gaming mouse to a cloud server to download driver and firmware updates, as well as save individual gamer settings without you needing to lift a finger. Specifically for the Razer Naga, Razer Synapse 2.0 capabilities will be expanded to store settings for a custom Razer in-game UI designed just for MMO players. Product Specifications The ultimate MMO gaming mouse for serious gamers 17 MMO-optimized buttons Program up to thousands of different in-game commands Maximum comfort for long gaming sessions Ergonomic design, optimized for easy access to every button Three interchangeable side panels for the perfect fit to your hand Custom interface add-ons for MMO games Razer Synapse 2.0 syncs your mouse to the cloud for updates Technical Specifications: 5600dpi Razer Precision 3.5G Laser Sensor 1000Hz Ultrapolling™ / 1ms response time 200 inches per second max tracking speed Zero-acoustic Ultraslick™ mouse feet 17 MMO-optimized buttons (including 12 button thumb grid) Optional MMO-specific software add-ons Unlimited character profiles with add-ons Approximate size: 4.57"" (Length) x 2.76"" (Width) x 1.81"" (Height) Weight: 0.30 lbs System Requirements: PC / Mac with USB port Windows® 7 / Windows Vista® / Windows® XP or Mac OS X (v10.4 and above) Internet connection (for driver installation) At least 35MB of hard disk space"
USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Put the future at your fingertips with our virtual laser keyboard. NEW! Green laser projection keyboard is even brighter! Revolutionary laser technology projects a virtual keyboard on any flat surface Advanced optics track your fingers like magic Connect via Bluetooth® wireless technology Types to Apple®, Android™, and other smartphones, tablets and devices Easily pair the laser projection keyboard with your smartphone, laptop or tablet Rechargeable li-ion battery (USB cord included) Only at Brookstone You touch, it types. Inside advanced optics are hard at work tracking your fingers like magic. Bluetooth® wireless technology. Because it is Bluetooth enabled, the laser projection keyboard pairs quickly and easily with tablets, smartphones and most laptops. Rechargeable, lithium ion battery. Comes with a USB cord for easy recharging. Lasts for up to two hours of continuous typing. Order your Virtual Laser Projection Keyboard from Brookstone today. The Bluetooth® word mark and logos are registered trademarks owned by Bluetooth SIG, Inc. and any use of such marks by Brookstone is under license.
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
Staple Free Stapler
Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, an entire afternoon was spent watching a government mandated corporate safety video that showed, in excruciating slo-motion Tarantinoesque detail, just how terrible accidents with staples can be. ThinkGeek employees, however, rolled their eyes... for they had converted to an entirely staple free environment. We found in our travels a device that staples papers together - without staples! Oh, we're not crazy, this thing is real. This handy (and might we add - environmentally friendly) device cuts a tiny flap in the corner of your paper, and folds it in on itself, tucked in a tiny paper pocket. Sleek and small, the Staple Free Stapler can clip together up to five sheets with ease.
Telepen Telescopic Keychain Pen
"We've all been there. Somebody sent you a check and you had to go to the bank. (What are you, a wizard?) You're idling in the drive-thru and you've stuck your card into the ATM. Now you just need to endorse the check. Dangit! You were sure there was a pen in the glove box. You throw on the emergency brake, unbuckle your seat belt, and start groping under the seats and hoping you don't find a cold, hairy french fry like last time. Meanwhile, the guy behind you is beeping his horn. The guy behind you in the ATM line has a Telepen. It's a full length pen that is as small as your house key and hangs from your keychain. This stainless steel beauty extends telescopically to just over 4.5"" so you can write comfortably. When you're done, just pop it back down to less than half its size and it goes back to being a mild-mannered keychain. The Telepen even comes with three refills, because you are really going to use it that much! Product Specifications Stainless steel ball point pen fits on your keychain Telescopic - goes from less than 2"" long to just over 4.5"" long 3 refills included (black ink) Perfect for those times when you totally forgot a pen You'd be surprised by how often you'll save the day with this pen!"
The Closer You Get, The Slower Ill Drive Bumper Sticker
Send the message loud and clear, quot;Don't tailgate mequot; But since yelling won't help, let your bumper do the talking. Funny Sticker Bumper Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Size: 10 x 3. Available in Opaque white or Transparent clear. Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks - means no fading in the sun or bleeding in the rain..
Patterned Duck Tape 1.88 Wide 10 Yard Roll-Paint Splatter
High performance strength and adhesion characteristics. Excellent for repairs, color-coding, fashion, crafting and imaginative projects. Tears easily by hand without curling and conforms to uneven surfaces.
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LEGO® Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks
"Did you know that the first interlocking LEGO bricks were produced in 1949? Sure they were a little different than the bricks we know and love today (those ABS bricks have been around since 1963), but still, that's a very long time. And hey, LEGO is so awesome that those bricks made in 1963 still connect with bricks made today. LEGO bricks are a prototyper and maker's dream, as they can easily build almost anything the mind can imagine. So, get ready to doubly unlock your creativity with these LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks. Doubly unlock? Yup, see here's what we use our LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks for. First, you use the inside to design and plan out your LEGO project du jour. And then, because each of the LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks has an integrated brick on the cover, you can actually build your creation right on the notebook. Or, you can use that brick for little LEGO ""doodles"" while you are thinking of what to write next. Get some LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks today (heck, get 'em all), and let the magic of LEGO inspire your life. LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks Beautiful LEGO-ized versions of the world's best notebooks - with LEGO stickers to further make it your own. In two different sizes (small and large) and two different styles (ruled and blank). Each comes with an integrated LEGO brick on the cover, so you can build right on the notebook! Each notebook features a sewn binding, acid-free paper, rounded edges, elastic closure, cloth ribbon placeholder, and a rear expandable inner pocket. Pages: Small Notebooks have 192 pages; Large Notebooks have 240 pages. Notebook Dimensions and Info: Small Ruled - Yellow LEGO screenprint and 2X4 brick - 3.5"" x 5.5"" Large Ruled - Black LEGO screenprint and 4X6 brick - 5"" x 8.25"" Small Blank - Green LEGO screenprint and 2X4 brick - 3.5"" x 5.5"" Large Blank - Red LEGO screenprint and 4X6 brick - 5"" x 8.25"""
Guns Only Have Two Enemies Bumper Sticker
Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals Guns Sticker Bumper Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Size: 10 x 3. Available in Opaque white or Transparent clear. Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks - means no fading in the sun or bleeding in the rain..
Brewzkey Beverage Key
Back in the day, everybody had a cheap bottle opener. It was brightly colored and probably had a sports team logo or other loud design on it. When beer appeared, you and your buddies simultaneously whipped out your keychains and were able to peel back your bottle caps with ease. That is, until your opener snapped or bent. Then you had to remember to buy a new one from the liquor store on the next beer run. Oh, and heavens forbid your bottle opener was part of a multi-tool or Swiss Army knife. Ever tried to get one of those through airport security? "We're sorry, but either we'll have to confiscate it or you have to mail it home." Sigh. Yes sir, TSA Guy, sir. Are you ready for a bottle opener that is TSA-safe, practically unbreakable, and that disguises itself as a mild-mannered key? We are, which is why we jumped for joy when we found the Brewzkey. To be specific, we jumped for joy and then we opened our brewskis to celebrate. (After all, jumping after opening a brewski often results in a party foul, which is grounds for termination at ThinkGeek.) The Brewzkey is a rugged, near indestructible bottle opener that masquerades as a mild-mannered key. That's right! Just because you enjoy a beer now and then doesn't mean your keychain has to look like a frat boy's anymore.
Aim Keyboard Zippo Lighter
This Black Zippo Lighter features a keyboard design.
Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
""The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." - Han Solo When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body. The meat of an adult Wampa can feed a family of six for an entire Winter. Wampa is the fruit of the blizzard. You can BBQ it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's Wampa kabobs, Wampa creole, Wampa gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried..."
Workstation Repair Tool Kit
A great toolkit for the modern geek including nice sets of screwdrivers, pliers and various size wrenches. These tools will allow you to perform all of the basic repairs on computers and workstations. Also, handy for modding activities and last minute gaming upgrades. The toolkit has these components.
Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool
"Hobos really began coming into prominence after the Civil War, when the US was feeling its way to a rejoined future. Hobos were migrant workers, with no home, but with a desire to do a hard day's labor. They had their own cuisine (Mulligan Stew, anyone?) and their own tools. One of these tools was the Hobo Knife - a pocket tool that separates into a fork and a knife for simple and functional portable cutlery. And if you think about your commute, your wanderings around your city and office, and all the mobility of your daily life, you'll realize why you need a Hobo Knife, too. And here's what makes this Hobo Knife so lovely. First, it's not bulky - the fork and knife are very refined looking, yet super strong. Also, we really loved the rose-wood handles; they give the Hobo Knife a sense of class when you use it in a fancy restaurant (and the bottle opener helps crack open some of them fancy wines). Add the leather carrying pouch, and you will always have your Hobo Knife with you wherever so you may roam. Because when the zombies come, you want to be prepared to eat anywhere - and you will be once you get your own Hobo Knife . . . and a shotgun. Get it? Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool It's a fork and knife in one tool - that separates into two tools! Bottle opener on the three-tined fork. Rose-wood handles. Leather carrying pouch (with belt loop) included. Clip point blade and fork made of 440C Stainless Steel. Dimensions: Blade Length: 3"" Fork Length: 2.75"" Total Open Length: 7"" Closed Length: 3.75"""
Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but you don't have to fill all the space! Gotta leave room for the energies to flow. It's all feng shui and stuff. That's why we just had to snatch up a bunch of these Diecast Sonic Screwdrivers. They have the beauty of a collectible with a very realistic twist...
Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen
Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says gadget enjoyment increases in direct proportion with the number of things said gadget has crammed in it. In simple terms: the more it do, the more we like it. And this Geek Pen does it all. This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool...
Cube - Bluetooth Laser Projected Keyboard
"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"
Need to shed a little light on the subject? Try the USB Flex Light. Perfect for traveling or evening work, the Flex light gently illuminates your notebook keyboard without disturbing others. USB Flex Light No batteries; plugs into any USB port Uses less than 90 seconds per hour of battery charge Bulb-free LED design has a 100,000 hour lifetime Fits easily into your notebook case
Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases
Captain's Log: Just got back from Deep Space Station K-7. What a mess: little guinea pig things all over the place, bar fights, some crew members I didn't recognize (but who seemed really happy to see me), no women for Kirk. It was a long day. Dictating this log using my Starfleet-approved iPhone and protecting said iPhone with my Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Case. Everyone's got one on board the Enterprise. There's one for Command in yellow, Science in blue, and Engineering in red (which we try to recover when... accidents happen). They are high quality plastic with a little sparkle (just like this one lady I met on... never mind). Oh, and one time, there was this freak accident, and I discovered they have these Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases in a mirror universe - only theirs are silvery. I brought one of those back so I can check my hair on away team missions. Hey, a captain's gotta look his best, you know. That's why we all use our Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases. Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases Four awesome Star Trek cases to protect your iPhone 4 or iPhone 4s. Choose from Command (Yellow), Science (Blue), Engineering (Red), or Mirror Universe (mirror-y chromed). Made out of space age (hard) plastic, with Starfleet-approved microsparkles. Fits iPhone 4 (AT&T or Verizon) and iPhone 4s.
"With the popularity of netbooks, tablets, and other tiny typing devices, our fat fingers often yearn for a normal-sized keyboard. Alas, if we're traveling, our full-sized keyboard stays at the office with our docking station, so we are the Lords and Ladies of Typos. Or perhaps in your house there are tiny fingers on your keyboard... the kind of fingers that are often sticky and covered in who-knows-what? If you have geeklings, you've probably had your share of stuck keys and dead keyboards after a drink-related oopsie. Enter the Roll-Up Keyboard, ready to solve both problems! The internal components are sealed inside a single-piece silicone case, preventing damage from debris, moisture, and most anything you can spill on it. It's easily hand-washed with gentle cleansers and is constructed without screws or sharp edges, so it's perfect for kids or klutzes. The soft-touch keys, including numeric keypad, Sleep, Wake, and Power keys are silent and responsive for easy typing wherever you go. Just roll it up and stick it in your laptop bag. Product Specifications 108-key roll-up keyboard for typing on the go 100% silicone, latex-free construction, virtually indestructible Silent operation makes it ideal for computing away from home Ergonomic key arrangement, including Power, Sleep, and Wake keys Number, Scroll, and Caps Lock with LED indicators Easy-to-clean, hygienic surface resists dust, moisture, spills, and contaminants. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. (Do not clean with any harsh solvents.) 5,000,000 keystroke switch life Voltage: +5 V DC +/- 250 mA USB cable length: 50 inches Dimensions: 19"" x 5.5"" x 0.6"" Weight: 10 ounces Made for Windows, but works on Macs, too! (The Windows key works as the Command key on a Mac.)"