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Dead On Annihilator Superhammer
There are two classifications of people in this world: those who will prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, and those who will become food. If you're a fan of keeping your brains firmly inside your skull, listen up. Z-Day plus one, you'll need to secure shelter, water, food and weapons. The survival of the human race is at stake. They say the geek shall inherit the earth, and we're pretty confident the reason why will be that when the zombies come, we will take the threat seriously...
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Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool
"Hobos really began coming into prominence after the Civil War, when the US was feeling its way to a rejoined future. Hobos were migrant workers, with no home, but with a desire to do a hard day's labor. They had their own cuisine (Mulligan Stew, anyone?) and their own tools. One of these tools was the Hobo Knife - a pocket tool that separates into a fork and a knife for simple and functional portable cutlery. And if you think about your commute, your wanderings around your city and office, and all the mobility of your daily life, you'll realize why you need a Hobo Knife, too. And here's what makes this Hobo Knife so lovely. First, it's not bulky - the fork and knife are very refined looking, yet super strong. Also, we really loved the rose-wood handles; they give the Hobo Knife a sense of class when you use it in a fancy restaurant (and the bottle opener helps crack open some of them fancy wines). Add the leather carrying pouch, and you will always have your Hobo Knife with you wherever so you may roam. Because when the zombies come, you want to be prepared to eat anywhere - and you will be once you get your own Hobo Knife . . . and a shotgun. Get it? Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool It's a fork and knife in one tool - that separates into two tools! Bottle opener on the three-tined fork. Rose-wood handles. Leather carrying pouch (with belt loop) included. Clip point blade and fork made of 440C Stainless Steel. Dimensions: Blade Length: 3"" Fork Length: 2.75"" Total Open Length: 7"" Closed Length: 3.75"""
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Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction
With the advent of modern household products and office supplies (binder clips, clothespins, rubber bands, ballpoint pens, toothpicks, paper clips, plastic utensils, and matches) troublemakers (DIY'ers) of all stripes have the components needed to build an impressive, if somewhat miniaturized, arsenal. Detailed, step-by-step instructions for each project are provided, including materials and ammo lists, clear diagrams, and construction tips. Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction is your guidebook to conquering your workplace. In Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction, you'll find plans to build 35 devices of office warfare - including catapults, slingshots, minibombs, darts, and combustion shooters. You'll construct a tiny trebuchet from paper clips and a D-cell battery, wrap a penny in a string of paper caps to create a surprisingly impressive explosive, and convert champagne party poppers and pen casings into a three-barreled bazooka. Finally, plans are provided for a top secret concealing book to hide your stash, as well as targets (cardboard critters, big-headed aliens, and zombies) for shooting practice. Never let your cubicle, home office, or personal space go undefended again. Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction - FTW!
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Orcrist The Sword Of Thorin Oakenshield
Thorin Oakenshield found one of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Orcrist after it was missing for over 6000 years. Forged alongside its mate, Glamdring, Orcrist was meant to be wielded by only a few. Among those few was Ecthelion of the Fountain. Never officially stated that the sword belonged to him, it can only be surmised that he used this sword to slay one of the two most famous and feared Balrogs, Gothmog. After slaying Gothmog, Orcrist disappeared, having been stolen by Scatha the Worm. 2000 years later, Scatha was slain by Fram, son of Frumgar and the beasts treasure hoard was recovered by the Dwarves of Ered Mithrin with Orcist buried deep within it. Some of the hoard was lost in transit as Fram's people settled in Rohan, and among those whom rediscovered some of its missing relics some years later in a troll den were Thorin and Gandalf. Thorin used it in battle, earning him his name, Thorin Oakenshield before he lost it after being captured in the Woodland Realm. It was later returned to Thorin, placed on, or in, his tomb after his death. Product Specifications Wield the sword of Thorin Oakenshield Solid metal hilt parts, simulated gemstones, acrylic resin grip Etched runic inscription Presented with wood wall mount display Officially licensed Hobbit collectible Includes Certificate of Authenticity Dimensions: 38 3/4" long with a 25 7/8" stainless steel blade
Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen
Time to update a classic that updated a classic. Imagine this: two rival gangs, one named the Jets and one named the Sharks. They live in Anytown, and any time they meet, they rumble. And dance a bit. And when they rumble, they pull out their Butterfly Knife-Styled Pens and show off their tricks. Why? Because this pen can flip and spin and write and it's just plain awesome. And, as you know, the pen is mightier than the sword...