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Cobalt blue 'geek.' glass
$9.99
Cobalt blue 'geek.' glass
This is a powerful statement. But you already knew that. Sure we could have slapped some esoteric code or lingo onto a container so that all your co-workers and friends could stand around and drool over your complexity - but we already do that with other mugs and glasses. We figured this time around we would simply tell it like it is. A deep deep deep translucent midnight blue 12 ounce glass with the word 'geek.' written in white front and center. 99% of the time this glass is going to look completely black and opaque. The remaining 1% of the time (when you are holding it at an angle inbetween your optical nerves and some bright light source) it will look like a deep translucent blue. In either configuration, it's quite a unique beverage containment device...
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Glow in the Dark Constellation Creations
$6.99
Glow in the Dark Constellation Creations
Whether you believe the stars are symbols of the gods, your ancestors looking down on you, or balls of gas billions of miles away, you can admit that there's something awe-inspiring about a cloudless, starry night. While forming a star takes the universe billions of years, you can create whole constellations on your ceiling or wall in just minutes with this kit. Simply tape up the constellation template, press a self-adhesive star through each hole, and remove the template. BAM, constellation. The stars charge by day via sunlight or your lightbulbs and when the lights go out, they'll glow until you fall asleep. Which begs the question, if you never fall asleep, will they glow forever? There's only one way to find out, kids! Product Specifications For Ages 5 Years and Up Create glowy constellations in just minutes 150 self-adhesive glow-in-the-dark stars 10 constellation templates with fun star facts Stars charge up by day and glow when its dark Just like real stars, they shine brightest when its fully dark Instructions and glossary of star terms included
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Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool
$21.99 $17.59
Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool
"Hobos really began coming into prominence after the Civil War, when the US was feeling its way to a rejoined future. Hobos were migrant workers, with no home, but with a desire to do a hard day's labor. They had their own cuisine (Mulligan Stew, anyone?) and their own tools. One of these tools was the Hobo Knife - a pocket tool that separates into a fork and a knife for simple and functional portable cutlery. And if you think about your commute, your wanderings around your city and office, and all the mobility of your daily life, you'll realize why you need a Hobo Knife, too. And here's what makes this Hobo Knife so lovely. First, it's not bulky - the fork and knife are very refined looking, yet super strong. Also, we really loved the rose-wood handles; they give the Hobo Knife a sense of class when you use it in a fancy restaurant (and the bottle opener helps crack open some of them fancy wines). Add the leather carrying pouch, and you will always have your Hobo Knife with you wherever so you may roam. Because when the zombies come, you want to be prepared to eat anywhere - and you will be once you get your own Hobo Knife . . . and a shotgun. Get it? Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool It's a fork and knife in one tool - that separates into two tools! Bottle opener on the three-tined fork. Rose-wood handles. Leather carrying pouch (with belt loop) included. Clip point blade and fork made of 440C Stainless Steel. Dimensions: Blade Length: 3"" Fork Length: 2.75"" Total Open Length: 7"" Closed Length: 3.75"""
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Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
$6.99
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
Is ginger used in embalming? No. Is it an effective herbal ingredient in tinctures that increase longevity? Not really. Can you make a ginger tea that will make you look younger, reduce wrinkles, stem the effects of Alzheimers, macular degeneration, or arthritis? Sadly, no. Ginger is great for things like stomach aches and nausea, but will it lead to a longer life? Probably not. So it is with this cookie cutter that we remind ourselves of our mortality. The inevitability of death. The haunting spectre of Thanatos as he creeps up behind you, scythe at the ready... but it's not all bad news! At least we can get some cookies out of the deal, and that will make the years we have left to us that much more delicious! Gingerbread men are a delicious holiday cookie, but the ones we make have a twist. The cookie cutter we use, you see, cuts a wee little man shape out of your rolled gingerbread dough, while the other side presses a cutesy little skeleton into the surface. The finished cookie looks like a Gingerbread x-ray. A GingerDEAD man, if you will. Get one of your own right here! They're high-quality food-safe ABS plastic is durable, and cleans up quickly, so you can get back to eating more gingerbread cookies. Ginger may not keep your hair-line from receding, but at least they're delicious! Features One gingerbread man cookie-cutter with skeleton impression Makes deliciously dead gingerbread men Durable ABS food-safe plastic Handwash only 5 inches high by 4.25 inches wide
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Battery Thermokruzhkus Mug
$14.99
Battery Thermokruzhkus Mug
Caffeine is our power source, whether it's from coffee or tea or BAWLS. What better way for us to visualize our batteries being charged than a mug with a battery that powers up when we fill it with our piping hot caffeinated libation of choice? This ceramic mug is classic black with a white outline of a battery on it. Pour in your hot liquid - anything over 96.8F (36C) - and watch the green cells within the battery light up. As your beverage cools (or is ingested) the battery will fade into emptiness, reminding you that you need a refill. Product Specifications Ceramic mug changes color when filled with hot coffee or tea Holds 10 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Watch the battery "light up" when your mug is hot Love your mug: hand-wash only. The extreme temperature of a dishwasher will destroy the color-changing parts of the mug.
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Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar
$29.99 $17.99
Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar
What could possibly make you love your Companion Cube more? How about filling it with cookies! After a long day of testing, nothing tastes better than fresh baked cookies. But how can you eat all alone? Well now there's no reason to feel lonely. We've got your cookies and your companion right here! The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an upgrade to the most incredible companion ever. Within this spacious cube you will find room for all of your favorite baked delicacies. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar also serves as an amazing candy bowl sure to bring your friends and fellow test subjects around to your desk day in and out. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an officially licensed Portal 2 collectible, and the fine craftsmanship of this ceramic cookie jar will surprise and delight every seasoned test subject. Product Specifications An upgrade to the most incredible companion ever Do not burninate: FILL WITH COOKIES INSTEAD! Officially licensed Portal 2 Collectible Dimensions: 7"x7"x7" Cookies not included
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One Stop Chop Cutting Board
$39.99
One Stop Chop Cutting Board
Your dog is going to hate this cutting board. In a normal kitchen, when one is prepping food for a meal, there's almost always a bit of carrot, a chunk of cheese, or a bit of bacon that falls to the floor and makes its way into the belly of an eager canine. With the One Stop Chop Cutting Board, these treats from heaven will be a thing of the past. The One Stop Chop Cutting Board is a raised, bamboo cutting board with three food prep containers. Slice and dice your ingredient, then use your knife to slide it directly into one of the drawers. Repeat for your other ingredients. Then pull out the drawers and dump your chopped ingredients directly into your pot or skillet. Bam! Food prep that is sliced, diced, and organized and with every morsel going directly where it should. Product Specifications Slice, dice, and organize like a master chef Raised cutting board with storage drawers underneath Bamboo surface treated with mineral oil, durable and beautiful Three prep drawers pull out so you can slide chopped food in them Bring the drawer to the stove for easy & spill-free cooking Materials: Bamboo surface, BPA-free plastic drawers, rubber feet Dimensions: 16" x 11" x 1.75" Drawer Dimensions: 3.5" x 8" x 1" (three drawers)
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Camera Lens Stainless Steel Travel Thermos
$24.99 $12.49
Camera Lens Stainless Steel Travel Thermos
Most people need a good shot of caffeine in the morning to help them get focused. Or maybe even an Insulated mug full of caffeine. Or two Insulated mugs full. (Who's counting?) And what better way to get your focus, and your caffeine than with this Camera Lens Stainless Steel Travel Mug. If you like a high quality lens, then you are sure to like this high quality "mug," if you can even call it that. Not only will it keep your hots hot or your colds cold -- for a really long time -- but it has many other awesome features as well. The cap becomes a cup. The leak proof pour spouts means that your contents won't lose temperature if you want to sample a little taste of the goods. It has grips to keep it steady in your hands and it comes with its own carrying case. We would still maybe recommend keeping your caffeinated liquids away from your actual, real-life, super-expensive lenses though. Just in case, you know. Product Specifications Looks like a camera lens, but it's an Insulated mug Insulation keeps beverages hot or cold Lightweight and durable Cap can become a cup Comes with carrying pouch Capacity: 17 ounces Love your Insulated mug: Hand wash, please.
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Light Show Fountain Speakers
$39.99
Light Show Fountain Speakers
As geeks, we find Las Vegas to be a fascinating city. For starters, we get to indulge our picky eating habits at giant buffets. Then we can observe legions of people at the slot machines, blissfully and willfully ignorant of the laws of probability. We can collect trading cards from those nice guys in neon t-shirts. (We're sure it's a TCG.) Outside of Treasure Island, we can watch a show about pirates that involves fire and explosions. Then it's off to our favorite casino for some Texas Hold 'Em. If your trip to Vegas isn't complete without the fountain show at the Bellagio, our Light Show Fountain Speakers are relevant to your interests. Plug them into your iPod, mp3 player, or computer via the included USB cable and start up your tunes: the water inside will dance to the beat and the 4 multi-colored LEDs will light up. Take your tunes to a new level with the Light Show Fountain Speakers and your wallet to a whole new high since you won't need to go to Vegas for a fun fountain show. Product Specifications Let your music dance before your eyes Plug your iPod, mp3 player or computer in and start the music Water bounces to the beat Multi-colored LEDs light up the water Comes with water inside and is sealed tight Looks great in the dark Added Bonus: Awesome reflection on the ceiling. Make sure you look up USB cable included Compatibility: If you can plug it in via USB, it'll work! Power: 5v USB (can be plugged into a smartphone/tablet charger) Dimensions: 9 inches tall
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Rubik's Cube Mug
$9.99
Rubik's Cube Mug
Liquids are our favorite things to drink. And puzzles are our favorite things to solve. Combine the two, and you have the perfect way to quench your thirst while satiating your love of puzzles. What could we be talking about? Why the Rubik's Cube Mug, of course (you know, the thing that's in all these pictures). Each Rubik's Cube Mug comes presolved (and, really, it can't be messed up, so there). Although it seems difficult to drink out of a cube, the lip is actually curved a bit for your comfort. It's a mug. It's a Rubik's Cube. It's the Rubik's Cube Mug! Drink from one of the world's most beloved puzzles, and show your pride in the Cube that Rubik built. Rubik's Cube Mug It's a mug, but it looks like a Rubik's Cube, but it's a mug! A curved lip actually makes drinking out of a cube easy. Ceramic mug is not dishwasher/microwave safe. Hand wash only! Holds: 8oz (250ml) of liquid goodness. Dimensions: approx 3" cubed (not included handle).
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Pirate Mug
$7.99
Pirate Mug
"Sure it would have been fun to have lived during the golden age of Piracy, a time where the Pirates of the Spanish Main ruled the seas and brought about a delightful amount of plundering, pillaging and looting. Ah, such were the times of leather-faced privateers and buccaneers from the West Indies with their masted frigates and schooners laden with iron cannons and loaded with sea-loving, simple-minded, deck hands. To relive the legends of treasure and mermaids, of island lore, and of war on the seas. How romantic to have been a a pirate, eh? NOT. Let's get something straight. You, yes YOU Mr. reading-this-very-sentence are in every conceivable way incapable of even existing in the same room as a real pirate. You would simply and quickly explode from fear from the inside out, leaving only a slightly tangible mass of flesh, blood, and bones on the planks beneath you. So, go back to ""plundering"" in your online ""guild"" and stop dreaming of ever being a pirate. That would just be too much of an insult to the real deal. Umkay? Just grab this mug, fill it with kool-aid and hurry on to the next ""raid"" before Mom calls you to set the table. Pwned. All scary realities aside, this is a big pirate mug for a big pirate cup of Java. Holds sixteen ounces of your favorite liquid. Sleek looking gloss interior and black matte exterior with the Jolly Roger on one side and ""ARRRRRGGH..."" on the other. Optionally great for moonshined sugarcane rum, grog, and, of course, heavily hopped and heady ales. Pieces of silver not included. The intestinal fortitude of a pirate certainly not included. Note: Because of a shipment being lost at sea, you may receive a mug which has a slightly more tapered bottom than the one pictured and a matte handle. They both hold the same amount of grog (16 oz.). Arrgh."
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Periodic Table Refrigerator Magnets
$9.99 $6.99
Periodic Table Refrigerator Magnets
There are many memorization techniques in the world. . You can open the book and read, repeating important phrases over and over for hours. You can listen to the book-on-tape version while you sleep. You can also lie back and have somebody jam electrodes into the base of your skull and have your operator beam the pilot program for a B-212 helicopter directly into your brain. Two of these are fairly ineffective, and one is just a movie... The most effective way to learn is through immersion...
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Portal 2 Lemon Grenade Mug
$19.99
Portal 2 Lemon Grenade Mug
"""When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"" - Cave Johnson Oh, lab boys. In the attempt to make a combustible lemon, they made a vessel in which one could drink lemonade. The irony, it hurts us, Precious. This lemon grenade mug features the Aperture Science Combustible Lemons logo and will hold 12 ounces of your favorite beverage. It even comes in a genuine Aperture Science Combustible Lemon crate, for safety. Well, as much safety as is in the budget, which isn't much. Product Specifications Combustible lemon mug, as mentioned in Portal 2 Invented by Cave Johnson, brought to life by the lab boys Features the Aperture Science Combustible Lemons logo Lemon does not actually explode (we'll have the lab boys fix that in the next batch) Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Ceramic, holds 12 ounces of lemonade"
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Crystal Skull Glassware
$9.99
Crystal Skull Glassware
Have you been putting in late hours at your lab in Castle East? Seeing eerie and surprising sights? Now the cadavers rise, the ghouls knock down the doors, the zombies are pouring drinks for Wolf Man and Dracula... are you still at work or is this a party? Now everything's cool. Just have that coffin-banger over at the bar mix you a Transylvania Twist in one of these Crystal Skull Shotglasses. Not into shots? No biggie, how about a pumpkin ale or a hard cider in a Crystal Skull Stein? Sit back and enjoy the rockin' sounds of Igor and the Crypt-Kicker Five. Just remember, no matter how awesome the monster bash is, we'd like to see you around tomorrow. We hear that Frankenstein runs a designated driver service. Product Specifications Creepy cool glassware for Halloween or anytime Host your own monster bash (with or without vampires) Choose: Skull Stein (holds 1 pint), features bony handle Set of 4 Skull Shotglasses (1.5 ounces each) Dishwasher safe We love you (even you creepy people), so drink responsibly
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Chocolate Gaming Dice Set
$7.99 $5.99
Chocolate Gaming Dice Set
Ok, we're just going to come out and say it: eating dice is bad for your face. Not only does it destroy your cavalier smile, but it also really damages the dice. And you don't want your dice to be angry with you, do you? So, use your dice for dice, and use the dice in this Chocolate Gaming Dice Set for your feeding delight. Each Chocolate Gaming Dice Set comes with six of the tastiest rollers you'll ever meet. You get a d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20, each hand poured and packaged (from custom built molds) with loving care. Wondering how they taste? Well, they're made from pure Ghirardelli chocolate, which means they taste like a chocolate dream. Wondering if they roll? Yeah, actually they roll pretty well. Until we eat them (which doesn't take too long). The Chocolate Gaming Dice Set is great for you, for your friends (instant best gift at a party), and more for you. Get a bunch - before we eat them all! For nutrition information, click here. Chocolate Gaming Dice Set A full set of gaming dice made out of delicious Ghirardelli chocolate. 6 dice per set (one each: d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20). Dark chocolate - 60% cacao. Poured and packaged by hand in custom built molds. Made in USA. Net Wt: 0.9oz Dimensions: based on the 16mm die standard (so a d20 is approx. 20mm in diameter, etc.)
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Star Wars X-Wing Ice Cube Tray
$9.99 $5.99
Star Wars X-Wing Ice Cube Tray
"Red Daddy, this is Red Mama. I thought I'd given you the entire party shopping list, but it appears I forgot a few things. Please pick up a ranch dressing packet, another 2-liter of cola, and some birthday candles. Remember, Red Kiddo hates the color red lately, so get blue candles, okay? Stay on target, Red Daddy. You can do it. I'll be here at home base frosting the birthday cake. Red Mama out. The X-Wing Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of X-Wing Fighters. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. We're pretty sure that Red Mama has made X-Wing chocolates to decorate Red Kiddo's cake. Black frosting stains the teeth, but it's worth it to have a cake that looks like a dogfight in space. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of X-Wings Makes 6 X-Wings at once Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25"" x 4.25"" x 1"""
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Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
$129.99
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
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Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glasses
$24.99 $17.49
Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glasses
"You are a party viking - a Norse God of Geek-shindigs, and your gatherings are legendary. If there isn't at least one visit from the police or ambulance, people are disappointed. People whisper as you walk down the office hallways, ""did you go to his party Friday night? Dude, Britney was there!"" The two biggest problems in hosting a truly epic party are keeping the drinks cold, and glass breakage. So, the good scientists at ThinkGeek Hootenanny Industries, L.L.C. realized there was a need begging for a product. After weeks of study and drinking well into the night, we found the Cool Shooters Ice shotglasses tray. This silicon rubber tray is shaped like the negative of picardie style shotglasses. Just pour in some water, stick them in the fridge for an hour or so, and unmold 4 perfect shotglasses designed to keep two ounces of your favorite alcohol deliciously chilly while keeping your precious Austrian crystal barware safe and sound. If someone breaks one, who cares? It's ice! Toss it in the sink and make another! ThinkGeek would like to remind everyone to please not drink and perform Calculus. Remember, friends don't let friends derive drunk. Ooh, terrible joke. Was that a party foul?"
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DC Comics Pint Glass
$9.99 $7.99
DC Comics Pint Glass
"We weren't quite sure what to think of the announcement that DC was going to reboot. But now that we've gotten our monkey paws on a few and done some reading, some of us are getting into it. (The rest will happily remain comic grognards.) If you never got into comic books as a wee geek, there's no better time than now to hop in. The pool is fresh and new! And if you find yourself thirsty while reading, we have a solution. These glasses seem like your typical 16 ounce glass, except they are emblazoned with amazing artwork featuring some of your favorite DC superheroes. Somehow, when Wonder Woman is on the side of your glass, everything in it just tastes better. Product Specifications Pint glasses featuring artwork from the DC universe Choose: Justice League, Batman, Wonder Woman Everything in these glasses tastes 100% more super Capacity: 16 fluid ounces (1 pint) Dimensions: 6"" (15 cm) tall"
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The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
$79.99
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
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Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses
$15.99
Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses
Unless you're ingesting only pure rainwater and distilled pure grain alcohol, you're ingesting poison. That's right, Mandrake. Just like the global communist conspiracy, anything you drink will infiltrate and corrupt from within. That's why we're strong believers in total commitment. As long as you're going to drink poison, you may as well make sure your drinking vessel of choice makes it look the part. Sure, we all have hard jobs - Ice-cream Fluoridation Administrator, Director of Survival Mineshafts, Nuclear Rodeo Cowboy - but at the end of the day, we could all use a drink, amirite? So grab your highball, and pour yourself a nice tall glass of something tasty. Oh, and if you can make it green and slightly radioactive, even better. These glasses look the part, alright. Each set of two glasses look like little 55 gallon drums except they're just twelve ounces, and they're made of borosilicate glass. Still, with the nuclear hazard logo etched in the side, and filled with some sort of green luminescent liquid on-the-rocks, they're guaranteed to be the hit of the party.
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Laser Stars Projector
$169.99 $119.99
Laser Stars Projector
"Caution: This product is more amazing in real life than on a two dimensional website As you should well know here at ThinkGeek we are constantly striving to find tools for you, our loyal customers, to aid in your quest for World Domination. But we also want to encourage you to come up with schemes to conquer the entire Universe (and any parallel universes you might stumble across while conquering this one). And to properly conquer the known Universe, you'll need a a nice reliable star map. The Laser Stars Projector is not that map, but it sure does seem like one. And the second most important thing a Universe conqueror might do besides conquering Universes is seeming to conquer Universes. Keeps you buttered up for the real thing. Ok, carrying on then... When you turn off your lights and turn this unit on - trust us - you will be bamboozled with star rapture. That's the only way we can describe it. Everybody who has seen the Laser Stars Projector in action at the ThinkGeek headquarters has at least one 'Oh My Gods, that's Frakking brilliant!' moment. But ThinkGeek, what IS the Laser Stars Projector really? It's a unit about 10inches tall that projects a combination of green laser stars and blue (slightly ultraviolet-ish blue) clouds onto your ceiling, walls, pets, etc. Both the clouds and the stars are constantly moving and morphing, just like a proper Universe should. And there are literally thousands of green laser stars to look at. There are two ways you can adjust your Laser Stars Projector, first you can pivot the projector itself 180 degrees horizontally around the base so that you can control *where* it is projecting in your room. It can literally fill up an entire ceiling and portions of several walls at once. And the other thing you can adjust is the intensity of the blue gaseous clouds, from zero to full intensity. ThinkGeek, I'm a techie. How does it really work? The Laser Stars Projector utilizes a state of the art Diode Pumped, Solid State (DPSS) green laser combined with custom developed multiphase diffractive holographic optics, super luminous diodes and precision motors to produce the laser stars effect. The coherent light produced by the DPSS laser passes through a passive diffractive holographic optical element, which in turn passes through a circular periodicity electromechanical wheel, which is driven by a precision motor to create the soothing motion of the star field. So there. Hurry, get one before your friends do. Then plug it in, turn it on, and tune out... Features: Uses Green Laser and Holographic technology 2 built-in precision glass lenses Creates thousands of stars with or without blue cloud formations Ac Adapter Included (US Only - 120V) Unit Dimensions: 10"" tall x 9"" wide x 7"" deep Please note: It's difficult to portray what the Laser Stars Projector projects here in images because it works best in the dark. The images tend to mute the green stars and exaggerate the blue clouds a bit. But we've tried our b..."
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Pac-Man Pint Glass 2-Pack
$16.99
Pac-Man Pint Glass 2-Pack
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? At least ol' Pac left our glassware alone. He must get all the liquid he needs from the things he eats. If you need some sweet, arcade-inspired glassware, wokka-wokka yourself right to the BUY NOW button and these can be yours. Product Specifications Set of 2 pint glasses featuring Pac-Man Classy black with brightly colored creatures One glass features a Pac-Man level, the other is more of a fun design Love your glasses: hand wash for longest artwork life
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Hammer of Thor Bottle Opener
$17.99 $14.99
Hammer of Thor Bottle Opener
"You've created your own Valhalla in your home. There's your big screen TV, flanked by surround sound speakers. A comfy couch with a fuzzy warm blanket for snuggling. Side tables to hold your popcorn and drinks. And in the corner, your bar, stocked with all your favorite libations. You have built a godly hall of entertainment. Now you need a godly bottle opener. Are you thirsty enough to wield Mjolnir? The Thor Bottle Opener is the first in a line of Marvel-themed bottle openers being made in 2012. Crafted in solid metal, this 6"" bottle opener feels powerful in your hand as you pop open brews for your fellow beer gods. Product Specifications Bottle opener is a miniature Thor's hammer Officially licensed Marvel collectible First in a series of Marvel-themed bottle openers for 2012 Crafted in solid metal Drink responsibly, your liver does not possess godly regeneration powers Dimensions: 6"" long"
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Caffeine Molecule Stainless Travel Mug
$9.99
Caffeine Molecule Stainless Travel Mug
These sophisticated stainless steel, travel style, mugs have our famous Caffeine molecule printed in black on the front. You must be thinking to yourselves right now 'your Caffeine molecule...'? Yep. Our Caffeine molecule. Here at ThinkGeek, we like to pretend we invented all the elements and hence we have first dibs on claiming ownership of any and all molecules derived from the use of our elements. I think Jen whipped up Carbon while playing around with a Rail Gun in Quake. And Jon just happened upon Nitrogen while abstracting some new Perl algorithms he was playing with while it was both raining and hailing outside. Features of this fine stainless mug include... 16 Ounce Capacity! Dual-wall insulation Black Drink-Thru lid Fits in the majority of automobile Drink cup holders This is hand wash only and not microwave safe Get one now!
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Broadsword Handle Umbrella
$39.99
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Tray
$9.99 $1.99
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Tray
"You may wonder why you need this ice cube tray. Here are a few facts*: Makes ice faster than an Imperial starship Kessel Run? Yeah, it can do that in less than twelve parsecs Won't get you into any Imperial entanglements Can make it point five past lightspeed Definitely not a piece of junk; has it where it counts The Millennium Falcon Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of the famed ship of Han Solo. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. Each tray makes two big Millennium Falcons, suitable for things like margarita glasses. Or eating, if it's chocolate. Nobody will call you a scruffy nerfherder with ice this awesome. *Facts may not be entirely factual. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of the Millennium Falcon Makes 2 big Millenium Falcons Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25"" x 4.25"" x 1"""
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Desktop Mug
$7.99 $3.99
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Desktop Mug
We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it works and why it's superior to your standard-grade RPS, we immediately paused the TV and went over to teh Intarwebs to do research. And indeed, we found the page by Sam Kass, the genius behind this version. His phenomenon must now be part of our life...
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Samurai Sword Chopstick Sets
$19.99
Samurai Sword Chopstick Sets
"Eating Asian food is probably one of our pastimes here at ThinkGeek. Right by the office, we have a friendly Japanese place with sushi and bento boxes, a Vietnamese place to get our pho on, two scrumptious vegetarian Indian buffets, and even a Thai place with a garden dining area lined in hot pepper plants. And even though Sheldon would yell at us for using chopsticks to eat our Thai food, we do it anyway. You know why? Because eating with chopsticks is FUN with a capital FUN. When we first saw these, we were like, ""Oh cool! Chopsticks that look like samurai swords! WANT!"" Then we looked a little closer and realized that they're modeled after the weapons of actual samurai. Allow us to introduce you: Maeda Toshimasu (better known as Maeda Keiji) fought with Uesugi's clan and was best known for breaking through enemy lines in the battle against the Mogami with only eight riders. If you're ever in Japan you can check out Keiji's armor at the Miyasaka Museum. Sanada Saemon-no-Suke Yukimura (Sanada Yukimura for short!) was an excellent military tactician, winning battles even if his forces were outnumbered. He was called ""a hero who may appear once in a hundred years"" and a ""crimson demon of war."" Date Masamune was known as the one-eyed dragon due to his outstanding tactical skills and (more notably) his missing eye. Masamune's army was instantly recognizable by their black armor and golden head gear. Fan of Japanese stuff, eating Asian food, or swords? Maybe like us, you can say heck yes to all three. Pick up a set of these chopsticks and make your next meal infinitely more badass. Product Specifications Specialty chopsticks that look just like samurai swords Imported from Japan, where swords are serious business Detailed handles reproduce those of samurai swords Accented with gold highlights Functional and decorative, won't cut your tongue like a real sword Comes with a stand so you can keep your chopsticks off the dirty table between bites NOTE: ThinkGeek does not endorse putting real swords in your mouth."
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Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray by ThinkGeek
$12.99
Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray by ThinkGeek
You're at an Aperture Science reunion party that GLaDOS is throwing; it's just you and a bunch of robots, a total circuit-fest. There's no food or drinks and nobody is talking to anyone, at least in any audible language you can understand. So, it's basically a silent gathering of robots and you're standing alone in the corner. You found yourself some water, which was surprisingly difficult, but it's warm. Hot, actually, because it came from a cooling tank for the incinerator... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella
$29.99 $19.99
Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella
"The rain falls softly. The samurai draws his sword. Look, an umbrella. Either we just made it up, or that Haiku dates to around the 14th century. It is a little known fact that Samurai also carried umbrellas. Much as they later had to disguise their swords as canes, so they disguised their umbrellas as swords. In fact, there was one skilled umbrella maker who all the Samurai relied on for their Sword Handle Umbrellas. His name has been buried in the sands of time, but his plans have been preserved. And now, it is with great pleasure that we offer to you, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella. Glide it out of its nylon sheath. Hold it by its space-age plastic handle. Feel the balance. This is the umbrella you never knew you always wanted. No one will mess with you with this slung across your back, and even the rain will shudder when you pull it out. For, apart from looking unbelievably awesome, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella is a dang fine umbrella. It comes in full Katana size and travel Tanto size - for however you need to pack it.It will keep you dry and the envy of your friends. Precipitation doesn't stand a chance. Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella A really sturdy umbrella with the handle of a samurai sword. In fullisized ""Katana"" and travel-sized ""Tanto."" Push button opening. Nylon ""scabbard"" included - (Katana size has adjustable shoulder strap). Dimensions: Katana: 38.75"" long x 41"" opened diameter Tanto: closed: 16""; opened: approx. 27.25"" long x 38"" diameter"
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Ice Straws
$17.99 $13.99
Ice Straws
It's rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea straws for sucking up giant tapioca beads. But as usual, we didn't think of the consequences: landfills full of red and white plastic straws, piles of refuse looking like giant porcupines. Save the planet and have cooler drinks with Ice Straws! The mold is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make six 8-inch straws of whatever liquid you like. Of course, we don't have to remind you, dear fans of chemistry, that alcohol doesn't freeze too well. We recommend water or juices to make the best frozen straws. Pop them out of the mold and into your drink and you'll have the coolest meltable straw on the block.
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LED Faucet Lights
$19.99
LED Faucet Lights
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you need to get the LED faucet light attachment from ThinkGeek. You can turn any faucet in your home into a streaming fantasia of techie-bliss in just minutes. How does it work? Just attach to the end of your faucet (universal adapters included), and when the water flows through the magic chamber, it simply turns on the LED array and illuminates the stream with soothingly powerful hues. But wait, there's more! Not only does your water light up, but the color light changes with the water's temperature. When the water is cold, you see BLUE LED's until the water temperature hits 89 degrees after which the LEDs turn RED (now with a brushed chrome finish)! Here's what you get: Chamber with LEDs Batteries pre-installed plus a set of spare batteries (uses LR44 watch batteries) Instruction Sheet Two universal adapters included. (fits most standard faucets in USA. Not recommended for faucets outside of the USA.) Dimensions: 2.25" tall, 1.25" diameter.
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Apple(r) new iPad(r) with Wi-Fi(r) +4G AT&T 32GB (Black)
$312.48
Apple(r) new iPad(r) with Wi-Fi(r) +4G AT&T 32GB (Black)
With the stunning Retina display. 5MP iSight camera. And ultrafast 4G LTE. With the breakthrough Retina display, 5-megapixel iSight camera and ultrafast wireless, the new iPad is more immersive than ever before. Surf the Web, check your email, flip through photos, watch a movie, play a game, thumb through a book or magazine, and more. iPad gives you a smarter, more intuitive, more fun way to do everyday things--and thanks to 200,000 apps in the App Store, things you can't even imagine.*
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The Gun Mug
$9.99
The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
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Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray
$8.99
Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray
If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise. For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain, because today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. Yes, it is time for the annual teddy bear picnic! It's a lovely time for teddy bears young and old as they dance, play, and shout, all carefree and happy. There's wonderful things to eat and wonderful games to play, including hide and seek. But it's better that you humans stay at home, because we've heard teddy bears will viciously maul anyone who catches them frolicking in the forest. Have your own teddy bear picnic at home with the Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray. This food-safe silicone tray can be used to make bear-shaped ice for your beverages or bear-shaped foods! For wee geeks, we recommend pouring in different colored juices (or just a drop of food coloring in plain water) to get multi-colored bears. Or if you prefer your bears to be natural colors, use chocolate. It's a fun time at the teddy bear picnic! But unless you're the mommy or daddy, you're going to have to go to bed at six o'clock. That's how teddy bear picnics operate, you know. Product Specifications Make ice in the shape of adorable bears! Tray makes 16 bear ice cubes for your drinks Fun times: Use fruit juices to make different colored bears 21+ fun: Cranberry bears swimming in vodka! Make bear chocolates or colored bears with candy melts For crystal clear ice, boil the water twice before pouring it into the tray. (Allow the water to cool between each boil.) The boiling forces dissolved air molecules out. Made of food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack)
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Sizzling Bacon Kitchen Towel
$17.99 $4.99
Sizzling Bacon Kitchen Towel
"One time, a customer ""complained"" about a perceived overabundance of bacon products on ThinkGeek. ""Why so bacon?"" he asked. Why? Because WE LOVE IT. And it's clear that the majority of you love it, too. We'll continue being bacon until there's a new bacon, which we think is highly unlikely given the perfection of the current bacon. Introducing a ThinkGeek exclusive, the Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel! Got greasy hands? Wipe them off on bacon. After all, if pigs are the cleanest animals, then bacon is the cleanest meat. Right? Right. (Don't overthink it.) Guaranteed to make your hands dry, not greasy, the Sizzling Bacon Dish Towel will make you smile every time you have to do the dishes. Product Specifications Clean your hands with the cleanest of meats Materials: 100% polyester Yes, it's machine washable! Dimensions: approx. 37.40"" x 9.84"""
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World's Largest Coffee Cup
$39.99 $27.99
World's Largest Coffee Cup
"Sometimes it takes one cup of coffee to start our engines in the morning. Some days are two cuppers. And then there are days like today when it feels like only straight up electricity could perk us up. Today is a 20 cup day. But we're too tired to get up and down and get 20 cups throughout the morning. Good thing we have the World's Largest Coffee Cup. It's 20 regular cups of coffee in one giant, massive, awe-inspiring cup! Each World's Largest Coffee Cup weighs a little over 10 lbs. It weighs a little over 10 lbs. empty, that is. This means not only will you be getting waaay too much coffee with one cup, but you'll also be getting some arm exercise. But do you really need your own World's Largest Coffee Cup you are wondering? Well, you don't want someone else in the office to get it first do you? Yeah, we're just looking out for you, is all. You're welcome. Please note: No puppies were given coffee for these photos. Whimsy was staring at some treats. We just thought it would be cute. So there. World's Largest Coffee Cup A giant among beverage containers. Holds up to 20 normal cups of coffee . . . or some soup . . . or a small chicken. Made of porcelain - hand wash recommended. Weight: 10.3 lbs (empty). Dimensions: 10"" diameter x 6.5"" tall."
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Whiskey Stones
$19.99
Whiskey Stones
"Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that ""ice"" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below freezing, then the hard water starts to melt and your drink becomes all watery and doesn't taste good anymore. It's all very scientific stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Luckily, a few great soapstone workers in Perkinsville, Vermont have created Whiskey Stones. These little ice-imitators are specially designed to put a slight chill in your Whiskey. All you do is put them in the freezer for a few hours and then pop a couple into a glass of single malt. Once you're done, rinse, dry and do it all over again! And no need to worry about a watery drink, because these stones don't dilute (that’s the best part). Dylan Thomas would've loved these things. We hope you will too."
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Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
$24.99 $14.99
Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
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Marvel Comics Pint Glass
$9.99 $6.99
Marvel Comics Pint Glass
"We know exactly what we're going to be using these pint glasses for. We're going to fill them with beer or Mountain Dew and use them when we play the new Marvel RPG. (You did hear there's a new Marvel RPG coming out in 2012, right?) Yep, yep, we're going to gather at the table with our dice and our character sheets and our heads full of super stories to tell. These glasses seem like your typical 16 ounce glass, except they are emblazoned with amazing artwork featuring some of your favorite Marvel superheroes. Somehow, when the Avengers are on the side of your glass, everything in it just tastes better. Product Specifications Pint glasses featuring artwork from the Marvel universe Choose: Avengers, Iron Man, Captain America Everything in these glasses tastes 100% more super Capacity: 16 fluid ounces (1 pint) Dimensions: 6"" (15 cm) tall"
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Star Wars R2-D2 Ice Cube Trays
$9.99
Star Wars R2-D2 Ice Cube Trays
It's difficult to think of a character in the Star Wars universe that was more heavily relied on than R2-D2. Princess Leia relied on him to bring her pleas of help to Obi-Wan. Luke Skywalker relied on him to help pilot his X-wing and ultimately destroy the first Death Star. Even Queen Amidala depended on R2 to repair her ship's shields while running the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo. Now, you too can rely on this trusty droid to keep your favorite beverages ice cold. And believe us, R2 knows a thing or two about cold. If the -60 degrees standard of Hoth's nights weren't cold enough, the vacuum of space would surely give this epic droid a carnal knowledge of chilling out. Seriously, this is the only civilized way to keep your beverages Hoth frosty. Product Specifications Officially licensed Star Wars Collectible Silicone rubber ice tray 6 x 4 x 1 inches Makes one large droid shaped ice cube and four small Recommended for ages 14 and up Stay cool even when you have the death sentence on 12 systems
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LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti
$12.99
LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti
Times have changed since you got caught for doodling that cute girl's name on your desk in elementary school. Now you can mark your territory in a non-permanent electronic fashion with the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti. This set of 20 different LEDs each has a battery and a magnet attached. Pull the tab to activate, then toss them on any ferrous metal surface... they stick and glow brightly announcing to everyone in the vicinity that you were indeed there. But make sure you stick the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti on stuff you own, or are able to remove them later... because gone are the days when you can post funny battery powered LED signs all over Boston and get away with it. WARNING This is not a toy. Keep away from children as this item contains small magnets and batteries. Make sure you use the Magnetic Digital Graffiti responsibly. Do not apply to property which is not your own.
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Pac-Man Shot Glass 4-Pack
$14.99
Pac-Man Shot Glass 4-Pack
In 1999, Billy Mitchell stunned the gaming world by playing the very first verified perfect game of Pac-Man. A perfect game consists of playing the first 255 levels, eating every pill, pellet, fruit, and ghost, without losing a single life, and then eating as many pellets as possible on the last level by eating all but one, and then sacrificing a life, thus resetting the last level, then repeat until you're out of lives. This jams your score at 3,333,360 points, and makes you the envy of all geeks everywhere. To make that kind of achievement, your mind has to slip, zen like, into a trance-like state. You must become one with the game, flowing from pellet to pellet, slipping past ghosts like water around a rock. You must focus, and make the game everything... your entire world. You must see floating cherries in your dreams, eat power pellets for breakfast, and surround yourself in the maze. We can't help you in the dreams department - our Mesmermatic 5000 dream induction device hasn't reached human testing trials, yet, we've heard that a shot of certain beverages can loosen you up and help you achieve a more zen state. Let us know how that works for you. Product Specifications Shot glasses featuring Pac-Man and ghosts Classy black shot glasses with colorful artwork Inky, Blinky, Clyde, and Pac-Man (Pinky bailed on the photo shoot) Drink responsibly: you'll never beat the game if your brain is pickled! Love your shot glasses: Hand wash for longest artwork life Material: Ceramic
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