Radii Straight Jacket Hi Tops
These men's Radii Straight Jacket hi top trainers feature a premium navy blue premium leather construction with classic high top design and fresh white midsole. Other details include three strap and lace closures, statement Radii branding to the tongue, heel and strap.
Finsk F**k Off Eye Mask Multi
Ooooh how rude! You'll never be disturbed with this 'eloquent' eye mask.
Is it a caravan or a floating leisure pod? The incredible Schwimmcaravan is both, because as well as functioning as a luxe towable caravan this pimped-up pod doubles as an electric-powered boat. Onlookers won’t know whether to applaud you or throw you a life ring. ‘Mmm, salmon for supper.’
Seabreacher X Watercraft
Ahoy there! Why mess about on the water when you can mess about below it too? This custom-built shark-like vessel utilises a 260hp supercharged engine and fully vectored thrust system to sustain impressive speeds above and below the wet stuff. It can even perform wild stunts. Yachts and jet-skis? Pah!
You persist in defying our efforts to provide an amusing death for you, dear reader. So before you leave us, permanently, feast your eyes on this spectacularly luxe, handmade leather, steel and chrome chair that looks just like the kind of thing an evil megalomaniac might sit on. Mwah-ha-ha!