USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Skullduggery 0313 Dire Wolf Skull - Tar Pit Finish
The Dire Wolf was more powerful and robust than any other species of canis. Its most distinctive characteristics were its massive skull and intimidating dentition suggesting that it subdued its victims by crushing them to death in its vice-like jaws. The size of this beautiful specimen is 12 inches long 7 inches wide and 6 inches high. This skull comes in Tar Pit finish. Museums colleges universities and individual enthusiasts will enjoy the famous Skullduggery museum quality fossil replicas. Whether they are used for education or display these popular replicas bring the world of science to the classroom or home.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Headphones
What's this! These padded headphones are the top of the line. Not only do they feature an adjustable headband and in-line volume control, but they also feature design elements inspired by Jack Skellington! 6' cord Imported
Skelanimals Kit (Cat) 6-Inch Beanie Plush
Plush measures 6 tall , Features polyester construction with beanie bag interior , Officially licensed Skelanimals release , Collect them all! (Sold Separately) , Brand new with care instructions
Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack
"Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. If you're scared about getting eaten, the first monster you need to vanquish is the sleep zombie. Those are the things that sneak up on you and eat your consciousness (thus making you fall asleep). And just like you fire shotgun blasts at real zombies, so must you fire shotgun blasts at the sleep zombies. Stay awake forever with Zombie Blast Energy Shots. Zombie Blast Energy Shots come in awesome reusable shotgun shell bottles. Loaded with Wildberry flavor, Zombie Blast actually tastes great. It's also loaded with caffeine (from guarana and yerba mate), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, other good stuff, and Cognizin! Cognizin is an easily absorbable (and useable) form of citicoline (an essential happy brain nutrient). With Zombie Blast Energy Shots, you'll be able to stay awake for wave after wave of zombie attacks. Or, you know, like a normal work or school day or something. Zombie Blast Energy Shots - BOOM! For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack Blast sleep outta your brain with this delicious energy shot. Full of caffeine (about as much as a super strong cup of coffee), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, and Cognizin (a well-researched and highly bio-available form of the ""brain nutrient"" citicoline). Citicoline is an essential nutrient that supports overall brain and cellular health. No sugar, no aspartame - but still only 5 calories per shot. Delicious (really, it's one of the best we've tasted) Wildberry flavor. Each shot comes in a reusable shotgun shell bottle! Up to 6 hours of power! 3 bottles per 3 pack. Net Wt.: 2 oz per bottle. Bottle Dimensions: approx. 1.75"" diameter x 3.5"""
ZDAY Survival Simulator HD
ZDAY Survival Simulator HD version: 2.5 by Mongadillo Studios at
The 13 Nights of Halloween (Hardcover)
A Halloween version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" featuring macabre gifts such as icky eyeballs, demons dancing, and thirsty vampires.
Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
Skelanimals Deluxe 8 Inch Plush Pudge (Turtle)
Toynami Animals - Skelanimals Deluxe 8 Inch Plush Pudge (Turtle) - Item: TNM-4312-C
Skelanimals Series 2 Maxx (Bulldog) Vinyl Figure
Skelanimals Series 2 Maxx
Zombie Emergency Response Operations Packet
"If there's anything The Walking Dead has taught us, it's that we need to have all our apocalypse supplies in one location. Then we won't be raiding stores and getting into sticky situations with zombies and the daughter the guy who is graciously letting us squat on his farm. Also, don't trust That Guy. You know which guy. He's just trouble. If you're looking to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, you'll need this kit. It includes dozens of useful items, including ""Caution: Zombie Outbreak Zone"" tape, warning signs, hazard stickers, toe tags for the bodies, a ""bite kit"" and much more. There's even a CD-ROM with ShockWave shooters and zombie desktop themes for your computer. Of course, there are a few necessities you'll have to pick up at your local pharmacy. We'll let you make a list of those since we can't include 'em here. Product Specifications Kit includes all sort of post-apocalyptic necessities Give it to those you want to be on your survival team Items include: 10 feet of yellow ""Caution: Zombie Outbreak Zone"" barrier tape 16 trading cards 4 warning signs 8 hazard stickers 2 toe tags Instructional poster Sterile bite kit ...more! Bonus CD-ROM containing ShockWave shooters & zombie desktop themes"
The Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain...
Blood Bath Shower Gel
The blade flashes. The violins stab out freaky chords. The shower curtain is pulled off its rings - one by one. Chocolate syrup gets washed down the drain. And then Norman Bates needs to take a shower himself (filming a Hitchcock film is hard work, you know). Lucky for him, stashed away with his knife and wig, he has a bag of Blood Bath Shower Gel. And that means he'll not only get clean, but he'll have fun doing it. Blood Bath Shower Gel the perfect addition to your gory bathroom. It smells like cherry, cleans ya real good, feels and looks like extra thick blood, and has a rope to hang it from any nook or cranny of your shower. And hang it you will, because then the IV-styled blood bag will really show off its good looks. This crimson cleanser goes great with your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat (see below)! Blood Bath Shower Gel - it murders grime.
Timeless Halloween Collectibles: 1920 to 1949
This is the definitive reference guide for vintage Halloween collectors looking for accurate information on each piece, as well as for designers looking for the best in Halloween graphics. The collectibles showcased span what some people consider the "Golden Years" of Halloween production - 1920 through 1949. You'll be charmed by the artwork of the many invitations shown and wonder how a host ever survived without the myriad party helps. Dozens of die cut items have graphics so vivid they
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Alexander McQueen - Siamese Skull Ring (Crystal/Topaz) - Jewelry
6pm.com is proud to offer the Alexander McQueen - Siamese Skull Ring (Crystal/Topaz) - Jewelry: A distinct mirrored image will add a fascinating touch to your ensemble. ; Silver-tone hardware. ; Siamese skulls sit still next to each other. ; Imported. Measurements: ; Face Height : 5 8 in ; Face Width : 1 1 8 in ; Face Length : 1 in ; Weight: 0.84 oz ; Product measurements were taken using size 5 3/4. Please note that measurements may vary by size.
Skulls. Everybody has one. Some have two or more! Those lucky devils get to wander around fancy dress parties, chatting up girls and saying, "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet." Some skulls are enormous, some are quite small, and some have USB 2.0 connectivity. I'm guessing yours doesn't? Well, waste no time and upgrade your skull today! No, put down that power-drill...
Crystal Skull Glassware
Have you been putting in late hours at your lab in Castle East? Seeing eerie and surprising sights? Now the cadavers rise, the ghouls knock down the doors, the zombies are pouring drinks for Wolf Man and Dracula... are you still at work or is this a party? Now everything's cool. Just have that coffin-banger over at the bar mix you a Transylvania Twist in one of these Crystal Skull Shotglasses. Not into shots? No biggie, how about a pumpkin ale or a hard cider in a Crystal Skull Stein? Sit back and enjoy the rockin' sounds of Igor and the Crypt-Kicker Five. Just remember, no matter how awesome the monster bash is, we'd like to see you around tomorrow. We hear that Frankenstein runs a designated driver service. Product Specifications Creepy cool glassware for Halloween or anytime Host your own monster bash (with or without vampires) Choose: Skull Stein (holds 1 pint), features bony handle Set of 4 Skull Shotglasses (1.5 ounces each) Dishwasher safe We love you (even you creepy people), so drink responsibly
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Do you think that if zombies had enough presence of mind to cook, that they'd bake things out of brains? We can imagine there being zombie bakeries, where they whip up brain-shaped cupcakes with frosting made from blended parietal lobe. (Don't knock it until you've tried it. It really adds a certain zing to cream cheese frosting. Way better than nutmeg, IMNSHO.) And of course, there'd have to be chocolate chip cookies with chunks of medulla oblongata. OMG, delish...
Doomed Crystal Skull Shotglass
The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer...
From "The Call of Cthulhu," by H.P. Lovecraft, we learn of a gigantic creature. It has existed for longer than memory, and has traveled between the stars. It can never die, and its very existence puts all that we know or think we know into question. It is truly alien, viewing humans and our society the same way we would view tiny insects. Cthulhu is a mass of tentacles and claws and feelers and scales...
Funko Funko Nightmare Before Christmas Pop Plush Vampire Teddy 2911
The Nightmare Before Christmas Vampire Teddy Bear Pop! Plush. This 7-inch tall Disney Pop! Plush, perfectly captures the Vampire Teddy that gave the little children in the Tim Burton Disney movie a fright. Vampire Teddy might be just a TAD Bit evil but he sure looks cute here as a Pop! Plush.
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Carnivorous Creations Plant Terrarium Kit, Multicolor
Carnivorous kit lets you grow your own meat-eating plants in a boglike setting. Growing dome provides a place for your hungry creations to thrive and can be decorated with a number of scenic decals. Unique planting mixture offers a rich, peat-based compound for an ideal environment. Blue swamp rock creates a colorful, eye-catching surface for your plants to grow between, and Bog Buddies toys can be use to decorate the swampy scene. Seed packets feature over ten kinds of hungry species, including: venus fly trap, yellow trumpet, hooded pitcher plant, purple pitcher plant, pale trumpet and temperature sundew plants. Plants are easy to grow, offering a resilient organism that's simple to maintain. Details: Set includes: growing dome, planting mixture, swamp rocks, seed packet, 3 photo decals, 3 bog buddies, information sheet & instructions. Ages 4 years & up Model no. 4099160 Size: One size. Color: Multicolor. Gender: Unisex. Age Group: Kids.
Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush
"The zombies are coming, the zombies are coming. But it's worse than we originally thought. Not just people are infected, but every sort of mobile species (and even a few immobile ones) now are at risk to developing the zombie virus. Yes, everything from dogs to cats to (and we know you know where we're going) monkeys!! Yes, that's right. Now there are zombie monkeys, and you can get one of your own with our Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush! Yup, these Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush fit every word in their name. They are zombies, they are monkeys, they are plush, and you can only get them at ThinkGeek! They are ready to be hugged and loved, and in return will only sort of try and eat your brains. Each Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush wears a torn up t-shirt and has multiple abrasions (each showing the red corduroy ""muscle"" hiding beneath its skin). Now, you might be wondering if this is, in fact, Zombie Timmy. It's not, but unless y'all buy up all these Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush, they might infect the real Timmy, and no one would want that. And don't forgot the other fact about zombie monkeys: they like flinging zombie poo. Just saying. Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush Adorable and decaying zombie monkey. Ready to steal your heart and then eat it. Decayed parts show red corduroy ""muscle"" underneath. Dimensions: 7"" x 6"" x 8"" (with tail stretched out behind)."
Dragon Ear Wrap
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though...
Ghostbusters Plush w/ Sound
"When there's something strange, in the cubicle farm. WHO YOU GONNA SQUEEZE? Ghostbusters Plush! If the boss is mean, and it don't look good. WHO YOU GONNA HUG? Ghostbusters Plush! If you ain't afraid of no ghost, or if you are not afraid of any ghost, keep a couple in your office space. Squeeze a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to hear the chorus of the Ghostbusters theme song. Rather have something a little more grotesque? Squeeze Slimer and he'll make noises that will cause your neighbors to peek over their cube walls, prairie dog style. Perhaps they're afraid of ghosts? Product Specifications 9"" tall plush from the Ghostbusters movies - hug one! Stay Pufts: Squeeze to hear the Ghostbusters theme song Slimer: Squeeze to hear gross Slimer noises Choose: Happy Stay Puft, Angry Stay Puft, Slimer"
Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
What happens when you take old broken plush toys and bury them in the woods by the light of the full moon while whistling the theme song from "Halloween"? Unfortunately nothing...which is why the skillful design monkeys here at ThinkGeek were forced to come-up with our own scary (but cute) zombie plush. The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie begs to be torn limb from limb. After all he is a decaying re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush. Rip off an arm... he doesn't mind...
Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box
Rule #1 of living in a land of zombies is Cardio. How do you fuel up for a lot of cardio? Carbohydrates. Gotta eat that pasta and those Twinkies if you're going to have the energy to stay on the run. And always remember, survival is a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then you should definitely sprint. The Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box is a metal lunch box ready to hold in all of your zombie fighting fuel. Pack it with Twinkies, Tactical Bacon, caffeinated gum, and energy drinks, everything you'll need to stay alive. Product Specifications It's a Zombie Survival Kit! Just kidding, it's a lunchbox. Can't it be both? Materials: Metal w/plastic handle Dimensions: 7.75" x 6.75" x 4"
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
Ominous Visitor Shower Curtain
Driving through the countryside is a tradition in America. The open road is freedom, and pointing your nose to the horizon and going where destiny takes you can be an exhilarating experience. But when a long day of driving is done, visitors passing through Anytown, USA, often stop at roadside motels for the night, with a promise of a warm bed, soft pillow and a clean shower. The innkeepers are often charming people - kind, attentive, ever watchful... there for your every need. You may not even know that they're there. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes with a knife. You know, in case you need to carve a roast or something... in the shower. Those innkeepers are almost scary in their ability to surprise you with their generous hospitality. To that end, this PVC shower curtain is sure to remind you of such travels, that time when the innkeeper surprised your girlfriend in the shower, and the horrible bloody aftermath.
Edible Dried Zombie Skin
"There's that old saying: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. But how does this apply to the zombie invasion, you're wondering. Well, let's just say that people will run out of food before the zombies do. So, why not do like the zombies and eat your enemy. That's right: cook and eat the zombies! Or, maybe, just munch on some Edible Dried Zombie Skin. Now, before you undead rights activists get all mad, Edible Dried Zombie Skin isn't really made out of zombies. It's actually crunchy dried seaweed. And it's delicious! It's all natural, gluten free, and perfect for vegans (no people parts - promise). Just make sure to eat Edible Dried Zombie Skin out of the bag; that way you'll get all the tastiness of the ""skin"" and all the joy out of the funny looks of others. For nutrition information, click here. Edible Dried Zombie Skin Looks like peeling, desiccated zombie skin, but it's really yummy dried seaweed treats! Vegan, all natural, and gluten free. A deliciously crunchy snack. Net Wt: 0.4oz (approx. 2 servings) Package Dimensions: approx. 9.5"" x 5.75"" x 0.75"""
"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Goth Teddy Swearbear Talking Plush
Teddy Bear measures approximately 12 inches tall, Goth teddy is a hit with phrases such as. Zombies R cute! , Don't worry it all ends in death! , My best fired is a rotten corpse! , All I know I learned from eating brains! , Cute and cuddly plush, Recommended for ages 18+, Not recommended for children due to profanity, Brand new with tags