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Portal 2 Test Candidate Hoodie
Officially-licensed Portal gear! We've provided one end of this portal. The other end is up to you. Stuck in an endless meeting? Time to break out your handy dandy Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and WOMPF yourself a way out. Elementary school concert? WOMPF. DMV? WOMPF. The possibilities are endless. This light grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull is a silver-colored 2D Companion Cube. We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Or if you plan on eating a lot of cake. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. Front Length(from where hood meets shoulder) 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in.
$41.99 $59.99 (- 30%)
Portal 2 Lemon Grenade Mug
"""When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"" - Cave Johnson Oh, lab boys. In the attempt to make a combustible lemon, they made a vessel in which one could drink lemonade. The irony, it hurts us, Precious. This lemon grenade mug features the Aperture Science Combustible Lemons logo and will hold 12 ounces of your favorite beverage. It even comes in a genuine Aperture Science Combustible Lemon crate, for safety. Well, as much safety as is in the budget, which isn't much. Product Specifications Combustible lemon mug, as mentioned in Portal 2 Invented by Cave Johnson, brought to life by the lab boys Features the Aperture Science Combustible Lemons logo Lemon does not actually explode (we'll have the lab boys fix that in the next batch) Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Ceramic, holds 12 ounces of lemonade"
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Element of Surprise Babydoll
"A new element is being added to the periodic table after its discovery was confirmed by a team of Russian and American scientists. The element, named Surprise, appears to point the way to still more elements with chemical properties no one can predict. The team, based outside of Dimitrovgrad, Russia, produced the element by smashing together isotopes of thorium, a natural radioactive chemical element, with a bologna sandwich. The chief scientist on the team admitted that the addition of the sandwich was initially accidental, but added ""we duplicated the results with a second bologna sandwich."" The particle accelerator was rendered temporarily unusable after the byproducts of the experiment, surprise and mayonnaise, were left in it overnight. A spokesperson for the General Assembly of the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics, which approves the naming of new elements, admitted, ""We're just as surprised about this as you."" The symbol for the element of Surprise (Ah) graces the front of this black babydoll (fitted) shirt. How it got that many protons and a standard atomic weight of zero is anybody's guess. Oh wait. That's not zeros. That's the new mathematical constant O.O."
$9.99 $14.99 (- 33%)
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
You Never Forget Your First Doctor Fitted Ladies' Tee
We decided to make a shirt in tribute to one of the first traumatic experiences in life -- the visit to the pediatrician. It involves hanging out in waiting rooms with sick kids, toys you're not allowed to play with because other sick kids have been touching them, and an oversized children's Bible as the only reading material for folks under 3 feet tall. When you finally see the pediatrician, he does something to distract you so he can give you a shot, and all you get in return is a lollipop. Not a fair trade. Our cotton, black t-shirt listed in juniors sizing features the phrase "You Never Forget Your First Doctor" under an inexplicable picture of an old-style British police phone box with a white starburst behind it. We have no idea what's going on with that.