More Than A Zombie Loves Brains Coffee Mug from Zazzle.com
Made in 24 hours. More Than A Zombie Loves Brains Coffee Mug created by koncepts. This design is available on coffee mugs, travel mugs, steins and is totally customizable.
GIRAFFE AND HIPPO VASES
Michael Revil Madjus' expressive beasts are bound to fill your home or office with whimsy.
This lightweight, double-walled, stainless steel mug has a carabiner for a handle, allowing you to clip it to your bag or belt.
HIDDEN ANIMAL MUGS WITH TAILS
Like china from a fairytale, each bright eyed and bushy tailed bowl is sure to bring whimsy to every steamy sip.
Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
LED Faucet Lights
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you need to get the LED faucet light attachment from ThinkGeek. You can turn any faucet in your home into a streaming fantasia of techie-bliss in just minutes. How does it work? Just attach to the end of your faucet (universal adapters included), and when the water flows through the magic chamber, it simply turns on the LED array and illuminates the stream with soothingly powerful hues. But wait, there's more! Not only does your water light up, but the color light changes with the water's temperature. When the water is cold, you see BLUE LED's until the water temperature hits 89 degrees after which the LEDs turn RED (now with a brushed chrome finish)! Here's what you get: Chamber with LEDs Batteries pre-installed plus a set of spare batteries (uses LR44 watch batteries) Instruction Sheet Two universal adapters included. (fits most standard faucets in USA. Not recommended for faucets outside of the USA.) Dimensions: 2.25" tall, 1.25" diameter.
This stainless steel Spongester rack helps expunge bacteria while keeping it clean with two distinct shelves for your separate sponges.
This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time.
Gin and Titonic Ice Tray
<p><strong>Gin and Titonic Ice Tray</strong></p><p>Ice ahoy! Go ahead and make your party's fun unsinkable with this Gin and Titonic (get it?) ice cube tray. Be sure to watch your guests' faces light up as you hand them their drinks chilled with Titanic and icebergs (and be sure to tell 'em you're King of the World!)</p><p>Oh, and for the perfect party, just add gin, Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet!</p>
wine making kit
Badger Basket Modern Changing Table w/ Baskets & a Hamper
BP1427: Features: -Baby changing table.-Frame is made with multi-layer solid wood.-Hamper and baskets are canvas-type fabric.-Hamper and baskets fold for storage.-Just remove the bottom panel and fold flat.-Changing area has safety rails on all four sides.-Metal support bar beneath the changing surface provides additional stability.-Fabric on the baskets and hampers is 80% polyester/20% cotton.-For use up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg).-Wipe the table clean with mild soap and a damp cloth when needed; dry thoroughly.-Spot clean hamper and baskets as needed.-Never immerse in water.-Changing table keeps everything tidy and concealed for a clean look in the nursery.-Large hamper for dirty duds, or for storing bulk packs of diapers, blankets, and toys.-Hamper easily removes from its shelf to carry to your laundry room.-Use the hamper elsewhere in the nursery or your house, leaving you a convenient spot in the changing table for your diaper pail or storage.-Three pull-out baskets are ideal for changing supplies, clothes, socks, shoes, and toiletries.-Removable for use separate from the table, leaving you convenient, open storage cubbies/shelves.-Changing pad is polyurethane foam covered with wipe clean PEVA (non-PVC) vinyl.-Toys and accessories shown with the table are for illustration purposes only and are not included with the product.-Meets all current safety and testing standards. Includes: -Includes changing pad and safety belt.-Illustrated instructions included. Construction: -Shelves are engineered wood with veneer. Color/Finish: -Actual color/finish may vary slightly from screen display.-Non-toxic finish. Assembly Instructions: -Assembly required. Warranty: -30 Day warranty.
Stainless Steel Shelf
Easy-to-assemble stainless steel shelfRaised edges on three sides keep items stableRounded front edge for safetyPerfect for a garage or workshopSurface dimensions: 24L x 12D inches.
Forever Twined Peel and Stick Giant Wall Decal
Decal size: 37W x 30H inches. Made from thin, flexible vinyl. For indoor use only. Completely safe for walls; won't peel paint. Elegant graphic swirl theme in black and silver. Add a beautiful, elegant accent to a boring, drab wall with the Forever Twined Peel and Stick Giant Wall Decal. This gorgeous wall decal features graphic swirls in black and metallic silver. It will look great in a teenager's or adult's bedroom, and even makes a unique accent for your living room or other area. This design comes in 22 pieces, so you can rearrange them to create your own unique design. And if you ever want to change your pattern, these decals are simple to remove and rearrange as many times as you like - all without damaging your walls or leaving a sticky residue.Additional Features:Remove and reapply as many times as you likeAssembled image measures 37W x 30H inchesWipe clean with soft, damp cloth and mild soapDon't use glass cleaner; may cause colors to run
George and the Big Bang
Explore how the universe began—and thwart evil along the way—in this cosmic adventure from Stephen and Lucy Hawking that includes a graphic novel.George has problems. He has twin baby sisters at home who demand his parents’ attention. His beloved pig Freddy has been exiled to a farm, where he’s miserable. And worst of all, his best friend, Annie, has made a new friend whom she seems to like more than George. So George jumps at the chance to help Eric with his plans to run a big experiment in Switzerland that seeks to explore the earliest moment of the universe. But there is a conspiracy afoot, and a group of evildoers is planning to sabotage the experiment. A mysterious message from George’s old nemesis, Reeper, brings shocking new information, but whose side is Reeper really on? And can George repair his friendship with Annie and piece together the clues before Eric’s experiment is destroyed forever? This engaging adventure features essays by Professor Stephen Hawking and other eminent physicists about the origins of the universe and ends with a twenty-page graphic novel that explains how the Big Bang happened—in reverse!
Glow In The Dark Light Switch Covers – 3 Pack
The ingenious Glow in the Dark Light Switch; expose it to natural or artificial light for minutes and it glows for hours – perfect for guiding you to the light switch during the night. Whatever the reason for your night-time manoeuvres, whether taking a trip to the loo, or getting ready for an early shift at work, the glowing switch will ensure you get the lights on without first walking into the wardrobe or tripping over the chest of drawers.It is even a light source in its own right – use it to get your bearings as you move around a dark room. And if you have a child who is afraid of the dark, the light switch is the perfect way to wean them off having the light on all night. Fit the switch in their room, and the constant soft green glow will comfort them until they drop off to sleep.It’s easy to fit, is compatible with almost all light switches, and after being exposed to natural or artificial light will glow all night long.
ARTIST CHEESE BOARD WITH BRUSH KNIFE
CURRENCY COASTERS - SET OF 4
John Bennett and Gustavo Bonevardi take retired United States currency and get more bang from our bucks by transforming cash into coasters. COPY
Buffalo Tools Stainless Steel Work Table
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Ancient Graffiti Copper Dripper-Fountain Lotus
JLQ1036: Features: -Fountain.-Material: Copper.-Use in birdbath, pond, just about any place.-Concealed UL approved pump.
Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils
"You stroll through the village, laughing and telling stories of past adventures. You doff your hat to the ladies as they walk by, and bow as the noblemen pass. Everything is going swell, and then you hear the noise of a savage beast: your stomach. It is empty and angry about it. Good thing you are at a Renn Faire, where great food is always close at hand. And good thing you have your Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils on your belt, so you can eat in style. These Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils are beautiful. Hand-forged, heat treated, and sturdy as heck, they'll easily make a meal out of whatever food dares to cross your path. They look old, tough, and conveniently store in the included all-leather holster. We call it a holster because that implies quick draws for feasting emergencies. Get your Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils today, and be the toast of the feast tomorrow. Please Note: Your utensils will arrive a little oily, as they are given an oil bath quench when the forging process is complete. We recommend giving them a thorough scrubbing with steel wool. You will notice the black coating will flake off in places, giving your utensils an old, well worn look - this is completely natural. It's what will help make your set unique! Awesome 3 piece utensil set - hand-forged with a traditional blacksmith's twist design. Knife arrives dull, but can hold an edge. All three utensils are made of iron - just for you. Includes: Fork, spoon, knife, and leather holster (with belt loop and leg tie - colors may vary). Dimensions: Knife: 8"" long Fork: 8"" long Spoon: 7.5"" long Holster: 14.5"" long"
Star Trek Starfleet Academy Titanium Spork
You've made the big decision. You could work in the shipyards, you could be a lounge singer - but no, you've chosen to enlist in Starfleet Academy. Here's what you have to look forward to: tons of studying, lots of friends, maybe a case of space acne, and oh so much more. You also can expect one of the most mind blowing orientation sessions ever. You'll get your dorm and roommate assignments, your class schedule, your academic advisor, and your titanium spork. We kid you not. We've always told folks that the titanium spork was the utensil of the future, and now (after we yanked a bunch through a chrono-synclastic infundibulum) we have the proof to um, well, prove it. The Star Trek Starfleet Academy Titanium Sporks are the official sporks of Starfleet Academy, and they have the laser engravings to prove it! Seriously, folks, the Star Trek Starfleet Academy Titanium Spork is just about the coolest Star Trek collectible ever, because it is fully functional. Just like the one Kirk used while a student (perhaps even while planning to cheat at the Kobayashi Maru scenario), these are laser engraved with the Starfleet emblem and other stuff which we'll tell you about soon. And remember, we know how important it is for you to hold a replica of Spock's Student Spork at the premier of the new movie! Live long, and prosper. Please Note: These are not the limited edition sporks, but a brand new design for the whole Federation and beyond to enjoy (i.e. non-limited edition).
33 Copper Hammered 50/50 Double Bowl Kitchen Sink in Oil Rubbed Bronze
IER1159: Features: -Configuration: 50/50 Basin Split.-Design: Hammered Copper Surface.-Inner Dimension:.-Left Basin 15'' x 17'' x 9''.-Right Basin 15' x 17'' x 9''.-Outer Dimension: 33'' x 19'' x 9''.-Installation Type: Under Counter or Surface-Mount.-Countertop Depth Required: 22'' Front to Back.-Material Gauge: Industry Best (14 Gauge or .0625'').-Drain Size: 3.5''.-Suggested Drain Models: D-130ORB, D-132ORB.-DRAIN SOLD SEPARATELY.-Garbage Disposal: OK.-Faucet Mounting: Counter Deck Mount.-Hand Made.-100pct Recyclable.-Composition: 99.7pct Pure Recycled Copper.-Lead Free ( .01pct).-Patina: Fired.-Packaging: Wood Crate.-Care Instructions.-Mounting Instructions.-Copper Sink Installation Silicone - Model: C900-ORB.-Copper Sink Wax - Model: W900-WAX. Includes: -CODE / STANDARD COMPLIANCE: IAPMO / cUPC LISTED INCLUDED:. Color/Finish: -Color: Oil Rubbed Bronze. Specifications: -Copper Pendant Lights - Models: L100DB-L500DB. Dimensions: -Divider: 1'' Wide(Optimized).-Optional Bar Sink Basket Strainer Drain Dimensions: 2.75'' H x 4.5'' w x 4.5'' D.-Optional Deluxe Garbage Disposal Drain with Basket Dimensions: 2'' H x 4.5'' W x 4.5'' D.-Optional Sink Sound Dampening Kit Dimensions: 5'' W x 7'' D. Warranty: -Warranty: Limited Lifetime.-Warranty Information SUGGESTED ACCESSORIES:.
ALFI Brand Bathtub - Freestanding Solid Wood AB1136
NBT1005: Features: -Bathtub.-Re-enforced by three electroplated iron wraps for durability and applied with black and gold paint to create a rustic classic look.-Made of solid cedar wood.-Oval.-Free standing.-23.63 H x 61 W x 28.38 D, 199 lbs. Includes: -Includes polished chrome tub filler and hand held shower head.-Pop-up chrome drain included. Color/Finish: -Padded comfort head rest with chrome accents.-Cushion headrest with chrome accents located on right hand side. Warranty: -One year warranty against manufacturing defects.-This warranty applies to residential applications. Commercial/Industrial/Business applications are warranted for 1 year from original purchase date.
Commode Dragon Tyrant Bath Tissue Holder
TXG1030: Features: -Bath tissue holder.-Hand painted.-Design Toscano exclusive. Construction: -Quality designer resin construction.
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Mermaid of Langelinie Cove
Mermaid of Langelinie Cove When we asked artist Candice Pennington to conjure a mermaid for spa bath or poolside wall, we were delighted by this aquatic dream from the depths of her vivid imagination! Our Toscano exclusive captures each detail in quality designer resin with a timeless antique stone finish. 13 1/2"Wx3"Dx31"H. 11 lbs.
Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt by ThinkGeek
On the Starship Enterprise's maiden voyage, the sick bay found itself overrun with victims of curious palm and finger burns. They complained that their food was going to burn if they didn't retrieve it quickly. When asked about an oven mitt, they would drop to their knees and scream, "BUT WHERE?" over and over again until sedated. It was then First Officer Spock came up with the idea to use his trademark symbol of peace and prosperity as a unique design for an oven mitt... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Malcolm Reynolds Metal-plated Pistol Prop Replica
If you're reading this here product description, we reckon you must be a Browncoat. Or perhaps one of those slimy Alliance-types trying to glean some information on the whereabouts of one Captain Malcolm Reynolds and his crew. If you're the latter, best be on your way. Nothin' to see here. But if you're a Browncoat, pull up a chair and let us tell you about this here Moses Brothers Self-Defense Engine Frontier Model B...
T-Rex Hunter's Trophy
"Hunters and fisherfolk are always bragging about their latest trophy kill. You caught a 22-pound largemouth bass? Big deal. We bought 22 pounds of fish at our local fishmonger and we didn't have to get sunburned to do it. You shot the biggest 8-point buck ever and now have its head mounted on your wall? Meh, we hit one with our car once and we didn't even have to soak ourselves in deer pee to do it. You know what winning is? We have a gorram T-Rex on our wall. That's right. We went back in time and killed the mightiest carnivore known to man... or well, known to dinosaurs since men weren't around back then. How did we do it? Sorry Sweetie, a time traveler never tells her secrets. Unfortunately, on the trip back through time to the present day, the head shrunk a bit from its original size, but all the majesty and ferocity is still there. Hang it up in your home or office to proclaim that you are the mightiest of hunters. Product Specifications Fearsome Tyrannosaurus Rex trophy head Made from polyresin and hand painted Metal keyhole mount for easy mounting on your wall Dimensions: 14""H x 14""D"
Star Trek Limited Edition 24k Gold Pizza Cutter
"Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectible is everything you hoped it would be. Laser etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or precision pizza slicing. You'll find that the prime mission of the Enterprise has become very pizza centric. You loved our chrome-plated pizza cutter so much, we thought we'd up the fancy and offer this limited edition, 24 karat gold-plated Enterprise for the holidays. It's an amazing gift for any Star Trek fan and comes in a beautiful padded gift box. Only 1701 of these have been made and each features a number etched into the blade. Own a little piece of history about the future! Product Features Metal pizza cutter in the form of the famous Enterprise NCC-1701 Limited edition: Only 1701 made, each is numbered Laser etched stainless steel blade with REAL 24-karat gold plated body Designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek EXCLUSIVE - Only Available at ThinkGeek Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Blade diameter: 4"" Total length including blade: 8.5"" Weight: 277 grams Hand wash only"
Human life is all about proportions and ratios. For instance: a palm is the width of four fingers a foot is the width of four palms a cubit (whatever that is...) is the width of six palms a conventional bowling grip extends to the second knuckle of the middle two fingers a White Russian is the width of 2 fingers of vodka and two fingers of Kahlua Note that there are no toes in the above calculations in case you are missing any. Not even a little toe. As in a tiny part, not as in pinkie toe. Although there's none of them either. What were we talking about? Oh yeah. Life. Proportions. You have to live it. It's important to live it to the fullest. Because fullness is everything. Speaking of that, I'm feeling kinda like I could use a snack.... A print of The Dude standing in the style of Leonardo Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man with a bowling ball in one hand and a White Russian in the other on a camel, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Whether you've got a cantina that rivals Mos Eisley's or just a fridge in the back of your ship, this Millennium Falcon-shaped bottle opener is perfect for the Han Solo in all of us! It's no piece of junk, either. She looks good and she's got it where it counts. Like Chewie, it's a faithful companion that'll open hard bottles for us and be by our side even if we drop our shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. This ThinkGeek exclusive collectible can't be found anywhere else. That's right, she's all ours... well, until she becomes all yours. This metal gadget comes with a magnet on the back to keep you from losing it, as long as you don't toss it out with the garbage or lose it gambling. And remember: don't drink and engage the hyperdrive! Product Specifications Bottle opener for smugglers and other scruffy types A ThinkGeek exclusive collectible! Metal shaped as the classic smuggler ship Magnet on back, sticks to your fridge Great for the Star Wars geek in your life Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Made from zinc alloy (heavy!) Dimensions: 4" x 3.25"
Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies
"You've stuffed yourself full of noodles and wontons and spicy bits of fried chicken. Oh, and egg rolls and dumplings and those crunchy soft things that you're not sure what they are, but dang are they good. And then the bill arrives - with fortune cookies. The fortune cookies serve to remind you how nice life can be as you are parted with your money; a reminder of the delicious meal you just ate. Cracking the cookie, you read the fortune inside: ""You will die alone and poorly dressed."" It's at that moment, when you are stunned and your friends laugh at you, that you realize you've been slipped a Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookie. See, Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies look just like the real thing because, well, they are the real thing. However each of the 10 cookies contains a mean, evil, funny, or depressing fortune. The wrappers are blank, encouraging you to prank friends, family, coworkers, strangers, anyone! Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies also make great gifts to encourage creative anarchy in others. Like syphilis, but funnier and more tasty, Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies are the gift that keeps on giving. For nutrition information, click here. Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies Tasty fortune cookies with evil, cruel, and funny fortunes inside. Wrappers are blank to blend in with any restaurant decor and surprise your target. 10 individually wrapped cookies per package - each with a different fortune (though if you buy multiple packages, you might get repeats). WARNING: Not for children. Trust us. Packaging: All 10 cookies come packed in a quart sized take out box. Yum."
Molecular Cuisine Starter Kit
There is a new breed of chef that make meals in the most unexpected ways...
Deep in the desert wastes of Egypt, a great superconducting ring sat untouched for thousands of years. Finally unearthed, this great Stargate was eventually harnessed and brought back to Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Station in Colorado to be studied. What isn't well known, however, was many hundreds of smaller rings, each no bigger than a hands-breadth, were also unearthed. The large Stargates took our scientists nigh on 60 years to understand. The little ones, however, have yet to be figured out. Were they visualizing models for the real thing? Could they have been keepsakes or mementos for the Ancient builders? Or possibly tiny gateways for mice-shaped hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings? We may never know. The SG-1 program, however, ran out of money in season 10 - er, I mean - 2007, and Cheyenne Mountain had to liquidate its assets. Therefore, we took these miniscule Stargates, placed rippled surfaces inside the rings and called them coasters. Put your drinks on 'em so your desk doesn't get rings. How the mighty have fallen, eh? Sad. Still, you get to benefit! So, cool!
Heat Changing TARDIS Mug
Remember when the tenth Doctor first arrived on the scene? All he needed was a good cup of tea to really get going. And once some hot liquids got into him (well, into the TARDIS . . . well, into the Doctor's lungs . . . well . . . ), he was really able to strut his stuff. And now you can too, with this awesome Doctor Who Heat Changing TARDIS Mug. See, the TARDIS starts in London, resting calmly on a city street...
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
Wonder Woman Apron
"You might be asking what the Princess of the Amazons has to do with cooking. Allow us to enlighten you as to why Wonder Woman is the best chef that ever was. For starters, her superhuman strength, stamina, and agility would negate the need for most appliances. Lemonade? Sure, she'll squeeze every drop out of that lemon. Dice a 10-lb bag of potatoes? Give her 30 seconds and a sharp knife. And if she forgot an ingredient, she could just fly to the supermarket. Just remember, her Lasso of Truth will prevent you from lying about the quality of her cooking. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it! Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Wonder Woman costume One size fits most adults Size: 27""W x 31""H, 24"" neck loop, 33"" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low"
Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
Fireflies in My Room
"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"
The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Sherlock Holmes Chess Pieces by Studio Anne Carlton
Sherlock Holmes is the world's most recognizable detective and one of literature's finest heroes. Now he and many of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's most memorable characters are here to help in your own battle of good vs. evil with the Sherlock Holmes Chess Pieces by Studio Anne Carlton. Each piece is carefully sculpted to resemble favorite characters like Watson Irene Adler the fearsome Hound of Baskervilles and the dastardly Moriarty. Each piece is made from crushed stone composite polyresin for the feel and weight of stone and the durability of modern plastic. King pieces stand at 4 inches tall.About Studio Anne CarltonEstablished in Hull Yorkshire in 1969 Studio Anne Carlton now lists over 100 chess sets.They all bear the hallmarks of skill and tradition so typical of the world-famous sculptors and artists used by Studio Anne Carlton. Each Studio Anne Carlton chess set uses the timeless skills and craftsmanship originating from the company's founding. All pieces are hand-produced and finished in either a traditional brown and cream appearance or hand decorated with painstaking detail. The sculptures often take many months to complete and every care is taken to ensure historical accuracy where appropriate. As the artists' masterpiece the figures pass through various casting processes until suitable production molds can be made without losing any of the original detail.In 2003 Studio Anne Carlton line was bought by Traditional Games. They moved manufacturing from the U.K. to China around 2003. All poly resin chess sets are made in China today. SAC's wooden chess sets come primarily from India. SAC is a name that stands for the world's recognized leader for decorative theme chess sets and other classic traditional games.
3D Dragon Pewter Chess Set
Intricately carved pewter pieces and 3D chessboardGlass board over the charred remains of ancient dragonsAll-pewter pieces with felted polyresin basesKing height: 2 inches; Square size: 1.38 inchesBase dimensions: 15L x 15W x 5H inches. Play like a Targaryen - the 3D Dragon Pewter Chess Set is an ode to the power, majesty, and fear associated with the long mythical history of dragons and fire. Beneath the glass board, rendered in detailed resin, are the remains of a pair of ancient dragon warriors. Above, suspended dramatically on the playfield, hordes of pewter dragons in gold and silver compete for total domination. Each heavy piece features a felted polyresin base and a grisly level of carved detail that will thrill any fantasy lover. King height: 2 inches; Square size: 1.38 inches
Bacon Scented Air Freshener
Everyone talks about that "new car smell." But sometimes new cars smell kinda stinky. Now, that "new bacon smell" - freshly cooked and sizzling - now that's a smell we love every time it hits our olfactory receptors. It's like if you built a castle out of pure diamond and floated it up on a cloud and you could only get there via jetpack that fired out rainbows. Yeah, the smell of freshly cooked bacon is like that. And now you can make any space smell like meat with the Bacon Scented Air Freshener. Look - it even kinda looks like bacon. And it smells like bacon. And you can hang it anywhere you want to smell bacon - just use the hanging string. Each Bacon Scented Air Freshener will make you remember the times you've munched bacon and how happy you were. Seriously, though, the Bacon Scented Air Freshener - it's an air freshener that smells like bacon. What more do you need to know? Bacon Scented Air Freshener It hangs up and smells like bacon. Perfect for your car, dorm, office, or anywhere else you want to smell meat. Includes a handy hanging string. Dimensions: approx 4" tall.
The Amazing Desktop Dinosaur Plant
This one-of-a-kind plant has lived on the Earth for over 290 million years and has the ability to “come back to life” (much like the undead) over and over again for hundreds of years! Simply place this seemingly dead ball of foliage in water and within hours it transforms into a vibrant green blood-sucking evergreen. Ok, we are kidding about the blood-sucking part...