Ninjas, traditionally, are stealth assassins - trained in a variety of fighting styles. There are times, however, when combat isn't required; when struggle needs not the exquisite edge of the blade, subtler means become necessary. Snuggles. Wee Ninjas spend most days training, and most nights ninjaing. When they're not ninjaing, they're perfecting the art of the Stealth Hug. They're also quite adept at the Sneak Snuggle, and the Fists of Tickle Fury. Cloaked in the night, these Wee Ninjas are perfect for cuddling their quarry into submission. The Wee Ninja is 9 inches tall and 8 inches wide, while his younger cousin, pocket ninja, is 5 by 5. Both ninja are as plush and cuddly as they are deadly.
Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System
If you put your hand far enough into the crack of your couch in the basement you're likely to find an old SNES game cartridge... reach a little further and out comes a pop rock encrusted NES cartridge. Problem is, no matter how far you burrow, you'll never come up with a full Nintendo classic game system... and you'll never ever find a system that plays both NES and SNES games. Well luckily the Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System is here to solve all your 8 and 16 bit gaming needs...
Strain - A Family Game of Competitive Bioengineering
We're all about toys that get kids excited about science, especially our wee geek girls! The key to raising kids who love science and math is to expose them to fun ways to use their knowledge. Oh, and a way to kick their siblings' butts in the process. A little sibling rivalry is a good thing when it encourages a love of science! In Strain Game, three to seven players race to create the strongest micro-organisms. Place organelles and cytoplasm around your organism tiles. Deploy toxin attacks and infect your opponents with viruses to stall their progress. Evolve, adapt, and outsmart your friends and harness chain reactions to earn the most points. Game play takes about an hour and is fast-paced and easy to learn. Most importantly, it makes learning about science fun! Product Specifications For Ages 10 and Up A board game of competitive bioengineering for 3-7 players Play time: 60 minutes Evolve, adapt, and outsmart your friends and build the mightiest micro-organisms Use your resources to add powerful organelles Infect your opponents with viruses Harness chain reactions to achieve extra points Components: 100 cytoplasm tiles 80 petri dish tiles (organelles, virus, actions) 40 organism tiles 64 resistance tokens Full color rulebook
Soft Kitty Singing Plush
We love "Soft Kitty," but there's a problem inherent with the song. In order to sing it properly, you have to be in the presence of a sick person (or, well, Shel-bot). A sick person with a highly-contagious illness. On the sickie's behalf, we'll also point out that sometimes when you're sick, you just don't want to see other humans. You feel horrible. You look horrible. You just want to burrow in your blanket cave and be left alone. That's when the Soft Kitty Singing Plush comes in handy...
Link on Epona Statue
"""Oh, yeah, I have to introduce you to my friend, fairy boy! She's this horse. Her name is Epona. Isn't she cute?"" — Malon We have to admit that there was a small scuffle regarding which ThinkGeek employee got to keep this product sample. By small scuffle, we mean only a couple people got black eyes and broken ribs. Thankfully, our hologram doctor was able to make everyone better. In the end, Willie won, because he is a ninja with a biker beard and a mean left hook. This statue is worth punching someone over. It is that awesome. Size: The first thing you'll notice is that this item comes in a box that requires two hands to carry. The statue is a whopping 17 inches tall and weighs over 16 pounds. You will need to clear off a significant amount of space in your display cabinet and maybe even move some shelves around in order to accommodate its massive awesomeness. Craftsmanship: Link and Epona are cast in high quality polystone and are hand-finished. You're going to want to run your fingers over all the tiny details, from the tip of Link's pointed cap to the grass under Epona's feet. Details: Each piece is hand-painted, which makes this no mere ""figure."" This is a work of art and will command attention wherever you put it in your home or office. Every little detail is here, from Epona's decorative barding to the look of lost innocence in Link's eyes. Epona's coat even seems to glisten as if she's headed from one battle right into the next. Collecting toys is fun, but every once in a while, a piece of art like this comes along that blows them all away. Serious fans of the Legend of Zelda will treasure this piece for years to come. If you want it, grab those rupees now, because there are only 2500 pieces worldwide and ThinkGeek only has a small number of them. Product Specifications The ultimate gift for any Legend of Zelda fan Link on Epona statue, from the Master Arts line of Twilight Princess Centerpieces Epona rears back on her hind legs, ready to charge into battle Cast in high quality polystone, individually painted and finished to exacting standards Comes in deluxe, full-color packaging, with hand numbered base, and includes an Authenticity Card Limited Edition: Only 2500 pieces worldwide (and ThinkGeek only has a small number of those) Dimensions: 17"" tall x 16"" long Weight: Over 16 pounds (this is one hefty piece!)"
DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
How many times have you told your love that you would cut off an arm for them? Or give them a kidney or your own blood if they needed it to survive? Well, cutting off an arm is easy, but foolish. And giving blood or a kidney is noble, but could pose a big problem if you don't share the same blood type. What would happen, you wonder? It's very simple - your loved one's blood antibodies would bind to too many antigens in your donor blood causing the erythrocytes of your love to burst...
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
Inanimate Character Stickers
"We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we ""love this coffee mug,"" and sometimes we even imagine a face on the clock on the wall. It's called anthropomorphizing, and it's where we imbue human characteristics to inanimate objects. But are they really inanimate? Certain mythologies suggest that the more we use and include these objects in our daily lives, the more connected they become with our lives, thoughts and feelings. They are pleased when we use them, and are sad when they're discarded. Think back to that stuffed monkey doll you had when you were a kid. You threw him away one day, and there he sits - vacuously staring at rotting garbage in a landfill for all eternity. Not very nice at all! So some of these objects can be construed as to have a personality. Why not make it official? Stick a couple of googly eyes, and a goofy grin on a coffee mug, and hey-presto! Your happy smilin' coffee-buddy is happy to let you drink from his skull! That letter-scale looks a little like Domokun, doesn't he? I think that tape dispenser has something evil on his mind… Hmm… Two sheets of eyes and mouths in various shapes, sizes and expressions, more than 100 stickers, are waiting for you to give life to the lifeless. That's sorta godlike!"
Star Fox 64 3D - Nintendo 3DS
Take on the role of legendary Fox McCloud as you lead a fearless squadron of fighters in fierce aerial combat to battle the evil forces of Andross and save the galaxy from destruction. Rich 3D visuals provide a remarkable sense of depth, distance, and position as you dodge meteors and blast enemy fighters out of the sky. A complete graphical update brings Star Fox into the era of portable 3D fun! A new multi-player option lets up to four players engage in fierce aerial combat via a local wireless connection. From Nintendo.
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
"Basically, there are two ways we can approach how awesome these brain-shaped ice-cubes are: 1 - we can take the obvious zombie angle. Naturally, Zombies are (were) people, too, and when they're done with a long day at the office, tearing the gizzards out of Phil in Accounting, there's nothing they prefer more than to kick back with a high-ball of their favorite adult beverage, and ruminate on the day's activity... 2 - we can make reference to the well-known-but-oft-misunderstood ""Brain Freeze"" phenomenon made famous by Slurpee / Slushee / Squishee aficionados world-wide. You know - the pain you get when you drink a beverage (usually of the not-quite-frozen-yet-still-below-zero variety), and a pain shoots from your sinus cavity into your brain like icy daggers... yeah, we could definitely do that. But we're opting for a third approach to marketing these little silicon trays. This third option completely outstrips the zombie angle and the brain-freeze angle and leaves them in their metaphorical dust. You ready? Buy these Brain-Freeze Ice Cube Molds. They're friggin' awesome. What do you mean, ""I'm fired?"""
Star Wars R2-D2 Ice Cube Trays
It's difficult to think of a character in the Star Wars universe that was more heavily relied on than R2-D2. Princess Leia relied on him to bring her pleas of help to Obi-Wan. Luke Skywalker relied on him to help pilot his X-wing and ultimately destroy the first Death Star. Even Queen Amidala depended on R2 to repair her ship's shields while running the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo. Now, you too can rely on this trusty droid to keep your favorite beverages ice cold. And believe us, R2 knows a thing or two about cold. If the -60 degrees standard of Hoth's nights weren't cold enough, the vacuum of space would surely give this epic droid a carnal knowledge of chilling out. Seriously, this is the only civilized way to keep your beverages Hoth frosty. Product Specifications Officially licensed Star Wars Collectible Silicone rubber ice tray 6 x 4 x 1 inches Makes one large droid shaped ice cube and four small Recommended for ages 14 and up Stay cool even when you have the death sentence on 12 systems
Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound
"Tony Stark has some pretty keen armor, right kids? Well, one part of his armor can actually be bought. Check out the ""Iron Man"" Power Band below. But that's too much to give to a little kid. We gotta keep those cool movie props for ourselves, right adults? Well, kids like lights and sounds, so get them these Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound instead! These Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound are perfectly sized for kids (they fit up to a 5"" wrist). And better yet, these suckers have neato motion-activated lights and sounds (well, one unit has lights, and the other has lights and sounds). AND BETTER YET, if you put them together (by their powers combined!), they have a super powerful atomic megablast awesometacular lights and sounds combo. At least, we think it's that much fun. Get a set of Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound for your mini superhero(ine) today. They'll thank you - with JUSTICE!. Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound For ages 5-10 (based on average wrist size) A kids version of those worn by Tony Stark in ""The Avengers"" - but these have lights and sounds! Set of two - one band lights up and the other makes lights and sounds. Put them together and get a special light and sound sequence. Bands are motion activated (and have an on/off switch for super time outs). Batteries 3 LR44 (included). Size: Fits most children 5-10 years old - band will stretch to fit about a 5"" wrist. Dimensions: (light up part) 2"" x 1"" x 1"""
"Have you ever watched a majestic creature with appreciation for its grace and dignity but secretly wished it were less magnificent and more cuddly? Chibi creatures just melt the heart with their playful baby-like appearance. They inspire you to scoop them up and make high-pitched cooing sounds at them. This is why we've had some trouble putting down Chibiterasu. Sure, we love and respect Amaterasu, but despite her fuzzy wolf form, she's just not cuddly. Plush Chibiterasu is the three-dimensional version of Amaterasu's son, the hero of Okamiden. His soft fleece body is 12 inches long from nose to tail and 10 inches tall from toe to eartips, perfect for carrying in the crook of an arm or cuddling to your chest. All of his markings, from his gray paw pads to his red Shinto-inspired marks of divinity (his eyes, too!) are painted on with attention to detail and accuracy. He even has a tiny ""x"" stitched under his tail, to exactly mirror his animated Okamiden-self. His soft cuddliness makes him great for Okami fans of all ages, but his beauty makes him more of a prize for the grown-up Okami-otaku. Product Specifications Licensed Capcom plush Painted details including Shinto-inspired marks of divinity Single-body soft plush construction 12 inches long from nose to tail, 10 inches tall from paw to ear tips"
Batman Arkham Asylum GOTY - PS3
Batman Arkham Asylum GOTY - PS3 Recognized as one of the best games of 2009, Batman: Arkham Asylum is a single player, third-person action/adventure in which the Dark Knight takes on his greatest challenge yet when he is trapped by arch rival, the Joker, within Gotham City's facility for the criminally insane, Arkham Asylum. The special Batman Arkham Asylum: Game of the Year Edition for PlayStation 3 ratchets the crime-fighting action up even further with an innovative new technology which allows you to play and watch in 3D with two sets of TriOviz glasses compatible with all standard and high definition TV sets. Also included are access to challenge maps that allow you to play as the Joker, and four additional standard challenge maps. Ages 13 and older.
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Mimobot - Batman 4GB USB 2.0 Flash Drive
Mimobot - Batman 4GB USB 2.0 Flash Drive Batman Mimobot is here to protect Gotham City and your important data. The 4GB storage capacity provides ample space for special photos, videos, music, documents and more. Viruses and evildoers don't stand a chance! What You Get Batman 4GB USB 2.0 flash drive Mimobot - Batman 4GB USB 2.0 Flash Drive Features High-speed USN 2.0 interface ensures fast data transfer Preloaded wallpapers, icons, and more digital extras Compatible with PC and Mac Made in China
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Star Wars Plush w/ sound
"As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting that.) Also, plushes are great gifts for wee geeks that you're trying to mold into lovers of the good Star Wars movies. Start them young, raise 'em right, we say. Don't want them asking for a Jar Jar plush! If there was ever a case for justifiable filicide... or at least extensive reprogramming... These Star Wars Plush come in sizes from 4"" keychain buddies all the way up to the mega huge 24"" huggable Chewie. The 4"" versions can be clipped to your keys, backback, laptop bag, or even the zipper of your winter coat. Each plush has a signature sound effect when you squeeze them: R2-D2 with his bleeps and bloops, Chewbacca with a Wookiee growl, Darth Vader's creepy stalker breathing, and Yoda with his patented advice for young Jedi-to-be. Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Plush Star Wars characters with signature sound effects Made of polyester fibers infused with pure galactic awesome 4"" models have attached keychain to hang from your keys or laptop bag Choose wisely R2-D2 with bleep blooping sound effects: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Chewbacca with trademark Wookiee growl: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Vader with creepy stalker breathing: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Boba Fett with three phrases: 9"" Jawa with light-up eyes, laughter, and phrases: 9"" Yoda with signature Jedi a signature phrase: 4"", 9"" or 15"""
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
Remember that episode of Firefly when the crew breaks into an Alliance hospital and Simon puts River in the brain scanning machine? Of course, it's all special effects. But that scene totally made us yearn for some brain scanning technology we could use at home. And in walked MindWave, looking all space-aged and awesome. We'll be in our bunk, programming some Mindwave games... The NeuroSky MindWave turns your computer into a private tutor. The headset takes decades of laboratory EEG technology research and puts it in your hands. Experts agree that your brain needs to be exercised just as much as your body. Strap on the headset and the MindWave Education system will monitor the attention level of students as they interact with math, memory, and pattern recognition applications. Ten apps are included, some educational and kid-friendly and others are seriously fun for all ages. Developmental tools allow you to write your own programs to interact with the Mindwave, too. Product Specifications Research grade EEG technology for home use Exercise your mind with specially designed neuroscience meditation, mental fitness, and game applications Developmental tools allow you to write your own programs to interact with the Mindwave Lightweight, wireless headset with passive sensors eSense Brainwave Patterns measures: Attention, Meditation, Eye Blink Neuroscience frequency bands: 0.5 to 50hz Package includes: MindWave Headset, Wireless USB Adapter, Bonus Application Disc, Quick Start Guide. 10 hours of use on one AAA Battery System Requirements: PC: Windows XP or Vista & 7, Intel Core 2 Duo or Equivalent, 1 GB RAM, DirectX 9.0+ capable, 1 GB HD space Mac: OS X 10.5 “Leopard” or better, Any Intel Mac, 1 GB RAM, 1 GB HD space
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
Star Wars Chop Sabers
But now, we must eat. Come, good food, come... and meet your end in the grasp of the Star Wars Chop Sabers. They're lightsabers, they're chopsticks, they'll change the way you experience your favorite Asian foods. If you missed the chance to pick these up at San Diego Comic Con 2009, now is the time to grab these Japanese imports from ThinkGeek and deftly maneuver your food with the power of the Force. We're not sure if you know this, but Yoda has been known to carve his Thanksgiving turkey using his lightsaber. Go forth, brave Jedi warriors, and use your chop sabers to mix just a little extra wasabi into your soy sauce. You can handle it. It is a known fact that eating sushi with chop sabers vastly strengthens your ability to ingest horseradish products. (By the way, did you know that researchers are trying to make a smoke alarm for the deaf using wasabi vapors? We're debating whether it would be more annoying to wake up to the sound of a fire alarm or the punch in the nose that only wasabi brings. What do you think?) Either way, wield your weapons and ready the way for a truly epic eating experience. Product Features Chopsticks in the shape of your favorite Jedi weapons Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible Imported from Japan Five styles to choose from: Luke Skywalker, green, 23cm long Luke Skywalker, blue, 23cm long Darth Maul, red, 23 cm long -they snap together, too! Not sure how you'd eat like that, though. Darth Vader, red, 23 cm long Yoda, green, 20 cm long Lightsabers do not light up or slice effortlessly through flesh. Sorry.