Honey Badger Talking Plush
"Here at ThinkGeek, we pride ourselves in being fun for geeks of all ages. So, what does one do when there's a meme that gets 90% of its humor from words one doesn't say in polite company? We'll just let you fill in the blanks, because if you're a fan of the Honey Badger, you know exactly what words are. This is definitely an R-rated honey badger. What does that mean? By MPAA standards, it means that you'll hear the F word more than once while enjoying your Honey Badger Talking Plush. The Honey Badger is a true bad_ _ _, _ _ _ _ing gross, and doesn't give a _ _ _ _ about what you think. In fact, he doesn't give a _ _ _ _ if you buy him or not. He's just going to smack the _ _ _ _ out of our robot warehouse monkeys. Please, save the robot warehouse monkeys. Product Specifications Talking Plush version of everyone's favorite animal, the honey badger Recommended age: 17 or accompanied by a parent or guardian R-Rated (you'll hear the F word more than once!) Looks snuggly, but will rip your head off Includes 6 phrases from the viral video: Honey Badgers are quite bad_ _ _ and out of their _ _ _ _ing mind. Ewww… that's so _ _ _ _ing gross! Honey Badger don't give a _ _ _ _. Look at that sleepy _ _ _ _. Honey Badger just smacks the _ _ _ _ out of it. It's getting stung like a thousand times… it really doesn't give a _ _ _ _! Dimensions: 15"" long"
"Have you ever watched a majestic creature with appreciation for its grace and dignity but secretly wished it were less magnificent and more cuddly? Chibi creatures just melt the heart with their playful baby-like appearance. They inspire you to scoop them up and make high-pitched cooing sounds at them. This is why we've had some trouble putting down Chibiterasu. Sure, we love and respect Amaterasu, but despite her fuzzy wolf form, she's just not cuddly. Plush Chibiterasu is the three-dimensional version of Amaterasu's son, the hero of Okamiden. His soft fleece body is 12 inches long from nose to tail and 10 inches tall from toe to eartips, perfect for carrying in the crook of an arm or cuddling to your chest. All of his markings, from his gray paw pads to his red Shinto-inspired marks of divinity (his eyes, too!) are painted on with attention to detail and accuracy. He even has a tiny ""x"" stitched under his tail, to exactly mirror his animated Okamiden-self. His soft cuddliness makes him great for Okami fans of all ages, but his beauty makes him more of a prize for the grown-up Okami-otaku. Product Specifications Licensed Capcom plush Painted details including Shinto-inspired marks of divinity Single-body soft plush construction 12 inches long from nose to tail, 10 inches tall from paw to ear tips"