USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives
"Some have said, if toast is so good, why don't they just leave the bread in the oven longer and make the whole loaf toasty? Those people are morons. The initial premise is sound - indeed, toast is scrumptious. The flaw lies in the second part of the statement. You can't just leave the bread in the oven longer for delicious toast. You'd just end up with overcooked bread. It's hard to blame them for their silliness - toast can lead some to irrationality. Which probably explains the overly loud SQUEE we emitted when we first saw these little gadgets! Four little USB thumbdrives shaped like teeny anthropomorphized pieces of toast. And, what better place to put your little USB toast than a USB Hub shaped like a toaster? The drives themselves come in four varieties. From lightest color to darkest, there's Tato, Butta, Ry Ry, and Crisp! The hub is silver with four slots for your favorite 4 pieces of memorytoast. You can, of course, insert your own thumbdrive, but where's the fun in that? They've also thrown in an SD Card slot, so your new shiny hub can perform double-duty as a card reader! Features and Specs USB 2.0 thumb drives and hub Thumb drivesCapacity: 4GColors: White (Tato), Yellow (Butta), Tan (Ry Ry), and Brown (Crisp)Size: 1.5"" x 1.25"" x 0.75"" USB Hub4 USB 2.0 portsSpeed: Up to 480mbpsIncluded 1 meter long USB CableIncluded SD Card ReaderColor: Silver"
Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes
Ever since the first person grew teeth, they have gotten dirty. And ever since that first person looked in disgust at dirty teeth, we've worked tirelessly to clean them. From crushed oyster shells, to ferrets, to chemicals, humans have tried everything to get their chompers polished. Little did we know that the two best things to clean your teeth with are bacon and cupcakes. Well, only if the bacon and cupcakes in question are Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes. It's very simple. The bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon, while the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. It's almost like having breakfast or dessert while you clean your teeth from eating breakfast or dessert. Whoa! With that sort of crazy thought, Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes might very well destroy the fabric of time and space. Or they might just and clean your teeth. Either way, at least the Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes with be tasty. YAY! Delicious toothpaste helps you brush longer for better oral health (and justice!) Bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon and the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica, Glycerin, Flavor, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum. Net Wt.: 2.5 oz.
It's rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea straws for sucking up giant tapioca beads. But as usual, we didn't think of the consequences: landfills full of red and white plastic straws, piles of refuse looking like giant porcupines. Save the planet and have cooler drinks with Ice Straws! The mold is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make six 8-inch straws of whatever liquid you like. Of course, we don't have to remind you, dear fans of chemistry, that alcohol doesn't freeze too well. We recommend water or juices to make the best frozen straws. Pop them out of the mold and into your drink and you'll have the coolest meltable straw on the block.
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Blue Morpho
When we were kids, we liked putting butterflies in jars so we could keep them forever and ever. But sometimes they always died. It was sad - extra sad because butterflies (in our opinion) are like rainbows and unicorns: unadulterated creations of magic and beauty. That's why we got so excited when we saw this Electronic Butterfly in a Jar. Read on, and find out why you need one very badly. Each Electronic Butterfly in a Jar is a jar with a wire in it. The wire has a fake butterfly on the end...
Canned Unicorn Meat by ThinkGeek
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Kids Just Wanna Have Fun Care Package
Assortment of snacks and activities for kidsIncludes card games, Play-Doh, and silly stringDelicious treats like granola bars and fruit snacksDimensions: 12L x 12W x 14H inches. The Kids Just Wanna Have Fun Care Package is like a time capsule filled with childhood. Stuffed with games, toys, trinkets, and snacks both nutritious and indulgent, this gift basket care package will delight your favorite kid. Send it along to keep a child occupied on a rainy day or while traveling. Also great as a get-well gift for kids.Gift Basket Includes:Crazy Crayons gift box, Play-Doh, Cracker Jacks, Silly String, Rice Krispies Treats, Starbursts, Twirly Pop sucker, granola bars, fruit snacks, smiley face squishy stress ball, Glow Bright glow-in-the-dark necklace or bracelet, animal cookies, 2 kids' card games (like Crazy 8's, Go Fish, Old Maid etc.), Chex Mix.
Personalized Message in a Bottle for Dad
He's always wanted to spend the day relaxing in a tropical paradise. Send Dad the next best thing with this truly original gift that's sure to make him smile. The unique Message in a Bottle washes up to the door to proudly be displayed in his office, den or man cave. And the heartfelt message inside will let Dad know he's always #1 in your eyes. Keepsake glass Wine Bottle features a stylish "#1 Dad" tag tied to the bottle with raffia; measures 12"H Corked bottle arrives with tropical sand and seashells at the bottom, as well as a printed scroll tied with raffia Message scroll features your choice of three heartfelt messages created just for Dad You can also add your own short personalized message to the scroll, which is printed on vellum, rolled up and placed inside of the corked bottle A truly original way to send lasting smiles to any Dad in your life