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Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
$14.99 $24.99 (- 40%)
USB Mushroom Lamp
"Ever wonder what Mario would do if he couldn't lay pipe or rescue princesses anymore? Would he get a desk job? His fingers are a little too fat for data entry, so maybe Mario could get an entry level job at a call center, where he can sit in an ultra-tiny cube and answer the phone, ""It's-a Mario! How canna I help you today?"" And clearly, should Mario be a cube dweller, he'd want to illuminate his workspace with these super cute Mushroom Lamps. The red lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you! Each lamp is powered through USB and the inner light is provided by magic... or two super bright white LEDs, believe what you will. Product Specifications Red & green mushroom lamps for your desk or nightstand Inner light provided by magic (or 2 super bright white LEDs, believe what you will) Press mushroom once to switch on, press again to switch off Mushroom diameter: 13 cm (5.12""), base diameter: 10.8 cm (4.25""), height: 14 cm (5.5"") Powered by USB"
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Bounce WiFi Enhancer
Ever try to catch some rays while “working from home,” but can’t because your WiFi doesn’t reach your backyard? So. Annoying. With the Bounce WiFi Extender, your problems are solved, and you don’t even have to be tech savvy. The Bounce is simple. Just place the egg-shaped device on top of your home’s router, point it in the direction that requires extra coverage and boom! Like a technological genius, you’ve just increased your coverage area three times over. Weak WiFi worries are over. Before you know it you can be sipping a Mai Tai, streaming music or movies, or sending out those last minute e-mails all from your backyard, or any other far-reaching corner of your secret lair. Product Specifications Increase your home network's range with Bounce No more weak spots - get strong signal everywhere Intended for 802.11 a/b/g routers Routers must have external antennas Installs in seconds Comes with one-year manufacturer’s warranty
$12.49 $24.99 (- 50%)
Sog Specialty Knives & Tools MC-01 13 SOGfari Machete, Black
Find Non Powered Hand Tools at Target.com! This machete blade by Sog is an ideal tool for hunting and camping. The easy-grip handle makes it easy to hold on to this sharp knife. A sheath is included so you won't worry about accidental cuts. Color: Black.
Daft Punk Helmet
Make yourself look harder, better, faster, and stronger with these replica Daft Punk helmets. These one size fits all helmets include four bright LEDs, an...