DC Comics Mimobot Thumb Drives
"You have precious data to protect. Do you choose a hero or a villain? Here's a prime example of your decision: If you admire Batman's moral code, give your precious files to him. Just remember that he won't kill anyone to protect them. If, on the other hand, you'd like someone more conniving to watch your stuff, The Joker's ready to help. Each of these DC Comics thumb drives has 8 GB of storage. Will you choose Good... or Evil? Product Specifications 8GB thumb drives for fans of DC Comics Choose: Batman, The Joker, The Flash, Superman, or The Dark Knight Comes preloaded with extras: desktop wallpaper, icons, and more Hi-speed USB 2.0 Mac/PC compatible Dimensions: 2.5"" tall x 1"" wide"
Doctor Who TARDIS 4 Port USB Hub
I seek audience with the ThinkGeek Consciousness under peaceful contract, according to Convention Fifteen of the Shadow Proclamation. This is the vehicle of the Time Lord. TARDIS, or Time And Relative Dimension In Space has its chameleon circuit broken, so it's stuck looking like an old British Police box from Earth year zero-point-five-slash-apple-slash-five-zero, or 1950 by local reckoning. That, and it's become a 4 port USB hub a mere 11 centimeters tall...
There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don't necessarily have to read them. Being honest here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate. But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires. But really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job...
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge
We assume that the TARDIS probably has a kitchen in it somewhere, created at the behest of a companion, of course. It's pretty rare that we see the Doctor sitting down to a meal, unless he's assessing the palate of his new incarnation. Fish fingers and custard FTW! You may not be a companion (yet!) but that doesn't mean the TARDIS can't land in your home, office, or home office. The Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge holds a six-pack of 12-ounce cans, so you'll always have a cold drink close at hand...
Portal 2 Warning Signs Coasters
Back in the day, when our "furniture" consisted of milk crates and salvaged wood, we could care less whether someone left a glass of ice water on what we called a coffee table. Coffee rings? No problem. But now, now we own some spiffy IKEA furniture. We have some heirloom hand-me-down furniture from Grandma. Maybe we even spent our tax refund on something new and shiny...
Mass Effect 3: M-3 Predator Full Scale Prop Replica
"A reliable, accurate sidearm. Manufactured by Elanus Risk Control, the Predator is valued as a powerful, deadly, and relatively inexpensive weapon. While it is not generally deployed in the military, it's still very popular in the Terminus Systems. Shep loves a good sidearm, especially when she's taking out a bunch of geth husks or Cerberus troops. In fact, we'd say she appreciates a good weapon almost as much as Garrus, although she calibrates hers a lot less often. The Predator is a lightweight, rapid fire pistol that rounds out your party when Liara's firing off biotics and Garrus is sniping. There's Shep with her trusty M-3 Pred. ThinkGeek is proud to announce our exclusive version of the officially licensed Mass Effect 3: M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Custom Edition. Masterfully sculpted and painted by the artisans at TriForce, this is the most authentic representation of this weapon available on the market. The M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Custom Edition is hand-finished and hand-painted to precision quality. Intricately crafted and cast in polystone, it measures 12"" in length, weighs in at 10 pounds, and features working LED effects. The model with the red lights is limited to 500 pieces worldwide and the model with the blue lights is a ThinkGeek exclusive with only 150 pieces produced. Get your piece of video game history before the Reapers come to Earth! Product Specifications Mass Effect 3 M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Masterfully sculpted, hand-finished, and hand-painted The most authentic representation of the Predator on the market Choose between the ThinkGeek exclusive version with Blue LEDs or the regular red LED version Limited Edition! ThinkGeek has the exclusive for blue (150 pieces worldwide), Red is limited edition with 500 pieces worldwide. Officially licensed Mass Effect 3 collectible Material: Polystone, hand-finished & hand-painted Dimensions: 7.5"" x 2"" x 12"" Weight: 10 lbs"
Pac-Man Multi-Color Ghost Lamp
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? We invested in a Ghost Lamp on the off chance he reappears in our house. The Ghost Lamp is remote-controlled, so when you hear Pac-Man sneaking out of the guest bedroom, just push a button and the ghost will glow, sending him scurrying back to his room. We've had Ghost Lamps in the past, but these new ones are way more awesome because they have 16 different colors and can flash, strobe, or fade in addition to regular light. Unfortunately, they still will not provide any power-ups if you eat them while they're blue. Product Specifications Ghost lamps to decorate your desk at work or home Scare off that yellow guy who steals your food Officially licensed Pac-Man collectible White when off, glows in 16 different colors Pick your color and effect by remote control Smooth, Flash, Strobe, or Fade effects Lamp Power: Plug it into the wall! Remote Battery: CR2035 (not included) Dimensions: Approx. 7.8" tall
Portal Turret LED Flashlight w/ Sound
Cave Johnson here. Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product: the turret. We box 'em up and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. So you can protect the things that matter most. Just try and get close to that baby. Ha! Your funeral. We're done here." - Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: Turrets If there's one thing about turrets, it's that they're uncannily good at seeing things that are in front of them. And then riddling those things with holes..
M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
"As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable and everybody wants them. You may be lucky enough to have looted a large cache of projectiles, but they aren't going to last forever. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise. We're going to assume nobody's found a silencer for that sweet shotgun of yours so it's going to be mighty loud when you double-tap that walker. That noise will attract more zombies, exactly what you don't need. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe is lightweight enough to go wherever your party travels. Its wide, upswept axe blade is perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel. Just wipe it off on the nearest moss-covered tree and you're good to go. It features a nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass and black nylon cord wrapping and includes a nylon snap button sheath with D-ring.There's even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you've cleared the area. Product Specifications For the (mostly) silent killing of zombies Lightweight and portable axe Features: Wide, upswept blade made of precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel Nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass Handle wrapped with 14 ft. of removable paracord Nylon snap button sheath with mounting loop and accessory pocket Removable carabiner Military styled compass Dimensions: 7 5/8"" X 15 1/2"""
Out of all the various flavors of Monopoly you could own, we think this one takes the cake. (Speaking of cake, we're pretty upset about Bowser's use of the Trojan Birthday Cake to steal away Peach in Super Mario Wii. Very evil.) Gone are the property names from New Jersey, replaced with your favorite Nintendo characters, grouped mostly by game. Collect Samus Aran, Ridley, and Metroid to complete the orange set, or Link, Zelda and Ganondorf to complete the green. Power-up your characters and build them toward being invincible. Zip your star past go, collect your $200 and drive your friends into bankruptcy. But we hear ya. You're sayin', "Monopoly takes FOREVER! I wanna kill my family members by the third hour! Mario isn't going to make it any better!" (Gosh, you're loud and demanding. Good thing we love you.) We're happy to announce that Nintendo Monopoly comes with Speed Play rules that keep the game fast and fun. So not only does Nintendo-izing it make it better, it makes it as speedy as Mario when he's high on invincibility star.
Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
We don't know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we're saddled with significant others, roommates, and/or geeklings, the math gets complicated...
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...