RPG Scented Oils
When you think of the scents associated with roleplaying games, your mind most likely turns to the smell of books, beer, and body odor. Those of us who attend conventions regularly are happy to report that the latter item is not quite as big an issue as it was in years past. Nerd whiff will never completely die, though, as there will always be that guy who rates his need for gaming above his need for a shower. Fill your nostrils with a more pleasing aroma: that of your favorite class! Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab has blended these intoxicating scents inspired by your favorite fantasy RPG: cleric, fighter, mage, paladin, ranger, rogue, neutral, lawful, chaotic, good, and evil. We're frankly in awe that BPAL was able to distill classes down to their essential scent. Enter the cleric's temple, where he leaves offerings for his god. Touch the blood-stained cloak of the fighter. Inhale the purple smoke created by the mage's spell, if you dare! Smell the smug superiority of the paladin in her shining white armor. Perch in a tree with the ranger, ready to loose an arrow at a passing orc. Skulk in the shadows with the rogue, sharpening your dagger as you await your next victim. Each scent comes packaged in an amber apothecary vial with an artistic rendition of your favored class. Just a dab of this powerful oil is enough to smell adventurous all day; a little goes a long way so one bottle will last you a good while. BPAL has aimed for these to be unisex scents and we have to agree. Nobody is going to tell us that a lady can't smell like blood and steel or a guy like frankincense and myrrh! Product Specifications Put a dab of this oil on your wrist or neck and smell like a fantasy! Unisex scents are appropriate for any gender of gamer Use the scent notes below to choose the best scent for you Combine scents to create a signature fragrance all your own (like Ranger, Mage, and Good, for that nature loving caster type) A little goes a long way: a tiny drop is enough to smell adventurous all day The scents: CLERIC: Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute FIGHTER: Leather, musk, blood, and steel MAGE: All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum balsam, Sumatran dragon's blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum resin, and frankincense PALADIN: Immaculate white musk, sweet frankincense, bourbon vanilla, white leather, and shining armor RANGER: Untamed wilderness: buckskin accord with Terebinth pine, Russian birch, black ironwood, elder bark, hay, armoise, juniper, patchouli, galangal root, Spanish moss, and cabreuva ROGUE: Soft, well-worn black leather, hemp, and rosin Neutral: A flawless skin musk. Lawful: Rigid oak, blue chamomile, rhubarb, and fig leaf. Chaotic: A whirling mélange of multicolored musks with wasabi, rooibos, heliotrope, and mastic. Good: Shimmering celestial musk with vanilla, white honey, acacia, and sugar cane. Evil: Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolut...
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