The Baby Owner's Manual
The birth of your child - what a miracle! But then you bring the little creature home and you realize that you have no idea what to do with it. "Why didn't this thing come with an instruction manual?" you cry out in vain. You try moving it up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right...but where are the B and A buttons? Why is it screaming? How do you get it to stop? And what, oh all that is holy, is that horrid smell? STOP!!! Take a deep breath...
Mr Suicide Bathtub Plug
"Pushing the envelope with everyday objects, this universal bathtub plug designed by Massimo Giacon in 2000, features a ""dead"" Mr. Suicided that floats to the surface when you take a bath. Made in Italy.• 1 3/4x1 1/2""-4x4,4 cm"
Stand Back (Science)
We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, "Do or do not. There is no try." "Stand back! I'm going to try science!" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.
"Define ""Interesting"" Babydoll"
"Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: ""May you live in interesting times."" (Translation: ""We really hope the fates slap you upside the head like you deserve."") Not-A-Lie: ""That's an interesting hair color."" (Translation: ""Did you dip your head in sewage?"") Not-An-HR-Nightmare: ""What an interesting dress!"" (Translation: ""Where's the rest of it?"") Impending Disaster: ""It's certainly an interesting problem."" (Translation: ""We have no clue how to fix it."") Wash's definition of ""Interesting"" in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: These are sized differently than our standard babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. Front Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in."
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Few things in this world are pleasant if the words used to describe them include silent and deadly. We're talking about ninjas, here. What were you talking about? Ninjas are the silent assassins of the far east. Sent to kill their targets, or to die trying. Ninjas were designed to be completely undetected while they do their deadly deeds. They wore all black to remain invisible. They stepped softly to remain silent...
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
World's Largest Coffee Cup
"Sometimes it takes one cup of coffee to start our engines in the morning. Some days are two cuppers. And then there are days like today when it feels like only straight up electricity could perk us up. Today is a 20 cup day. But we're too tired to get up and down and get 20 cups throughout the morning. Good thing we have the World's Largest Coffee Cup. It's 20 regular cups of coffee in one giant, massive, awe-inspiring cup! Each World's Largest Coffee Cup weighs a little over 10 lbs. It weighs a little over 10 lbs. empty, that is. This means not only will you be getting waaay too much coffee with one cup, but you'll also be getting some arm exercise. But do you really need your own World's Largest Coffee Cup you are wondering? Well, you don't want someone else in the office to get it first do you? Yeah, we're just looking out for you, is all. You're welcome. Please note: No puppies were given coffee for these photos. Whimsy was staring at some treats. We just thought it would be cute. So there. World's Largest Coffee Cup A giant among beverage containers. Holds up to 20 normal cups of coffee . . . or some soup . . . or a small chicken. Made of porcelain - hand wash recommended. Weight: 10.3 lbs (empty). Dimensions: 10"" diameter x 6.5"" tall."