Star Wars Chop Sabers
But now, we must eat. Come, good food, come... and meet your end in the grasp of the Star Wars Chop Sabers. They're lightsabers, they're chopsticks, they'll change the way you experience your favorite Asian foods. If you missed the chance to pick these up at San Diego Comic Con 2009, now is the time to grab these Japanese imports from ThinkGeek and deftly maneuver your food with the power of the Force. We're not sure if you know this, but Yoda has been known to carve his Thanksgiving turkey using his lightsaber. Go forth, brave Jedi warriors, and use your chop sabers to mix just a little extra wasabi into your soy sauce. You can handle it. It is a known fact that eating sushi with chop sabers vastly strengthens your ability to ingest horseradish products. (By the way, did you know that researchers are trying to make a smoke alarm for the deaf using wasabi vapors? We're debating whether it would be more annoying to wake up to the sound of a fire alarm or the punch in the nose that only wasabi brings. What do you think?) Either way, wield your weapons and ready the way for a truly epic eating experience. Product Features Chopsticks in the shape of your favorite Jedi weapons Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible Imported from Japan Five styles to choose from: Luke Skywalker, green, 23cm long Luke Skywalker, blue, 23cm long Darth Maul, red, 23 cm long -they snap together, too! Not sure how you'd eat like that, though. Darth Vader, red, 23 cm long Yoda, green, 20 cm long Lightsabers do not light up or slice effortlessly through flesh. Sorry.
Dorothy Perkins Girls night in tee
Girls night in grey sleep tee with superhero print on front. 93% Cotton,7% Polyester. Machine washable.
Coca-Cola Retro Vending Fridge
"Koolatron brings together functionality and fun with the Coca-Cola Retro Vending Machine. Keeps your beverages cold and dispenses them at the push of a button! The Coca-Cola Retro Vending Machine can hold up to 10 12-oz soda cans. The vending machine uses thermoelectric cooling, allowing it to operate silently. A must have for collectors and those looking for a fun way to dispense drinks. Dimensions: 17.00"" L x 9.38"" W x 25.75"" H Weight: 15.10 lbs."
New! Upgraded technology provides brighter display and a smaller footprint! Crafted from fine quality glass, Luminglass transforms electric current into a spectacular array of light so unique, it was seen in the film Star Trek ® "First Contact"...
Scrolling LED Name Tag
"Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed ""on the fly"" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours."
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
Laser Stars Projector
"Caution: This product is more amazing in real life than on a two dimensional website As you should well know here at ThinkGeek we are constantly striving to find tools for you, our loyal customers, to aid in your quest for World Domination. But we also want to encourage you to come up with schemes to conquer the entire Universe (and any parallel universes you might stumble across while conquering this one). And to properly conquer the known Universe, you'll need a a nice reliable star map. The Laser Stars Projector is not that map, but it sure does seem like one. And the second most important thing a Universe conqueror might do besides conquering Universes is seeming to conquer Universes. Keeps you buttered up for the real thing. Ok, carrying on then... When you turn off your lights and turn this unit on - trust us - you will be bamboozled with star rapture. That's the only way we can describe it. Everybody who has seen the Laser Stars Projector in action at the ThinkGeek headquarters has at least one 'Oh My Gods, that's Frakking brilliant!' moment. But ThinkGeek, what IS the Laser Stars Projector really? It's a unit about 10inches tall that projects a combination of green laser stars and blue (slightly ultraviolet-ish blue) clouds onto your ceiling, walls, pets, etc. Both the clouds and the stars are constantly moving and morphing, just like a proper Universe should. And there are literally thousands of green laser stars to look at. There are two ways you can adjust your Laser Stars Projector, first you can pivot the projector itself 180 degrees horizontally around the base so that you can control *where* it is projecting in your room. It can literally fill up an entire ceiling and portions of several walls at once. And the other thing you can adjust is the intensity of the blue gaseous clouds, from zero to full intensity. ThinkGeek, I'm a techie. How does it really work? The Laser Stars Projector utilizes a state of the art Diode Pumped, Solid State (DPSS) green laser combined with custom developed multiphase diffractive holographic optics, super luminous diodes and precision motors to produce the laser stars effect. The coherent light produced by the DPSS laser passes through a passive diffractive holographic optical element, which in turn passes through a circular periodicity electromechanical wheel, which is driven by a precision motor to create the soothing motion of the star field. So there. Hurry, get one before your friends do. Then plug it in, turn it on, and tune out... Features: Uses Green Laser and Holographic technology 2 built-in precision glass lenses Creates thousands of stars with or without blue cloud formations Ac Adapter Included (US Only - 120V) Unit Dimensions: 10"" tall x 9"" wide x 7"" deep Please note: It's difficult to portray what the Laser Stars Projector projects here in images because it works best in the dark. The images tend to mute the green stars and exaggerate the blue clouds a bit. But we've tried our b..."
Magnetter Key Hanger
In the realm of household organization, there's nothing simpler than a hook. They're good for keys, coats, and pirates. Come-on, who ever saw a pirate without a hook? By the way, if you ever ask a pirate why they always wear an eyepatch, they'll probably tell you - "...yar, first day with the hook..." Modern day pirates wouldn't replace a lopped-off hand with a hook, no sir. They would have gone high-tech. Imagine slapping a ten pound neodymium magnet to the end of their stumps! Well, maybe that's a bad idea. Those suckers would be hard to pull off of a cannonball, and you really want to be able to drop those before you fire them out of a cannon. Still, magnets of a certain size are useful. Tirelessly holding onto your keys, for example, with no visible means of support. It's almost magical! Take this plain sheet of polished wood for instance. Just touch your key ring to this board, and hidden magnets grasp your booty (your keys, sicko) and hold fast! Sleek and modern, they hold onto your keys without the potential for massive eye-trauma.
Rutherford-Bohr Model Atom Necklace
A primitive model? Nothing primitive about this necklace! Mastering the atomic and subatomic field of quantum mechanics is an awesome end goal, but you know you have to start with the basics the way we all did: the Bohr-model atom. Now, being able to wear one around your neck could be a great way to start. Don't you think? We have added some color, a beautiful nucleus, and a few negative charges to make it more exiting...
Desktop Jellyfish Tank
Looking for a totally unique pet that will remind you to just keep swimming? How about a jellyfish you can keep on your desktop at work? We discovered this product when it was a top project on Kickstarter and won the Best Product award at the Global Pet Expo. It was just awesome enough for us to want several of our very own. We named them all Squishy, naturally...
It's rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea straws for sucking up giant tapioca beads. But as usual, we didn't think of the consequences: landfills full of red and white plastic straws, piles of refuse looking like giant porcupines. Save the planet and have cooler drinks with Ice Straws! The mold is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make six 8-inch straws of whatever liquid you like. Of course, we don't have to remind you, dear fans of chemistry, that alcohol doesn't freeze too well. We recommend water or juices to make the best frozen straws. Pop them out of the mold and into your drink and you'll have the coolest meltable straw on the block.
Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures
"The zombies are coming. And not just regular zombies, oh no. Well, some regular zombies, of course, but also zombies with cones on their heads and in disco attire. But what's a homeowner to do? That's right: cultivate a garden. Because if video games have taught us anything, it's that the best way to repel the undead is with a lawn full of just the right plants. And now the battle is for realsies with these Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures. The Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures bring everything you love about the game right into the real world. 3.75"" tall and ready for action. There's the Peashooter, the Sunflower, and three types of zombies (Regular, Conehead, and Disco) to take the war off your smartphone, monitor, or tablet and onto your desk. Sure you can collect one of each of the Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures, but we know you wanna buy a ton so you can act out full games. Go ahead. We won't stop you. Time to copy/paste the genius wording of the game's creators: ""Time to soil your plants!"" Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures Stylized vinyl figures of one of the bestest games in the universe: Plants vs. Zombies. Choose from: Regular Zombie, Peashooter, Disco Zombie, Sunflower, and Conehead Zombie. Collect them all (and then some) and stage your own live action Plants vs. Zombies battles! Dimensions: approx. 3.75"" tall."
My Little Pony Mimobot Thumb Drives
One of the complaints we've heard about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is that the ponies are a distorted and unreasonable shape. For the folks who grew up with the pony crowd in the 80s, it was a little jarring to see the re-envisioning of our childhood franchise. Some of us embraced it, some didn't. We think the storylines and characters make up for any body image issues! If you want an even more distorted version of a pony, grab yourself one of these officially licensed My Little Pony Mimobot Thumb Drives. Each one holds 8GB of your essential files and can be carried around wherever you need a bit of magic. Product Specifications Mimobot Thumb Drives + My Little Pony = storage magic USB thumb drives that are both cute and useful Pop off their head and insert into your computer Officially licensed MLP:FIM collectible Choose: Rarity or Twilight Sparkle Capacity: 8GB
Bandages Keep Calm: Keep Calm One Size Bandages
Okay. Nobody panic. Set of standard latex bandages with soothing messages at the front to increase your risks for survival. After all, freaking out usually make things worse. Imported. Wipe clean. , 20 bandages in different sizes , Tin: 3"w, approx 1"d, 3.5"h , Latex, PVC
Cocktail R-EVOLUTION Molecular Mixology Gastronomy Kit
"Mixology is now an art so stop simply mixing alcohols with juices! Learn how to deconstruct your favorite cocktails and serve your mojitos in a large bubble that will explode in your mouth, bite into a layered martini, or add a touch of airy lime foam to your tequila shots! This “do it yourself” molecular mixology kit allows you to recreate the atmosphere of the most trendy and modern lounges in the comfort of your home!This all-encompassing kit includes five pre-measured food additives, three specialized molecular tools, as well as a 30-recipe DVD that will facilitate the creation of your futuristic concoctions. Stay ahead of the curve and bring the art of mixology to the next level! Contents: 5 food additives (50 sachets) 5 pipettes 1 slotted spoon 1 set of measuring spoons 1 DVD of 30 recipes List of the additives included: 10 sachets / net 40g - Cold Soluble Gelatin 10 sachets / net 50g - Calcium Lactate 10 sachets / net 20g - Sodium Alginate 10 sachets / net 10g - Xanthan Gum 10 sachets / net 20g - Soy Lecithin Dimensions: 12.00"" L x 7.00"" W x 3.00"" H Weight: 1.50 lbs."
World's Largest Coffee Cup
"Sometimes it takes one cup of coffee to start our engines in the morning. Some days are two cuppers. And then there are days like today when it feels like only straight up electricity could perk us up. Today is a 20 cup day. But we're too tired to get up and down and get 20 cups throughout the morning. Good thing we have the World's Largest Coffee Cup. It's 20 regular cups of coffee in one giant, massive, awe-inspiring cup! Each World's Largest Coffee Cup weighs a little over 10 lbs. It weighs a little over 10 lbs. empty, that is. This means not only will you be getting waaay too much coffee with one cup, but you'll also be getting some arm exercise. But do you really need your own World's Largest Coffee Cup you are wondering? Well, you don't want someone else in the office to get it first do you? Yeah, we're just looking out for you, is all. You're welcome. Please note: No puppies were given coffee for these photos. Whimsy was staring at some treats. We just thought it would be cute. So there. World's Largest Coffee Cup A giant among beverage containers. Holds up to 20 normal cups of coffee . . . or some soup . . . or a small chicken. Made of porcelain - hand wash recommended. Weight: 10.3 lbs (empty). Dimensions: 10"" diameter x 6.5"" tall."
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""