Wicked Witches and Creepy Cats:: A Halloween Postcard Book
Green Tiger Press (Editor),Paperback,Series: Halloween Series, English-language edition,Pub by Laughing Elephant
by Barnes & Noble
Dart Automatic Pet Laser Toy
Since we've already given our children handheld video game systems for self-amusement, we now turn to the automagical entertainment of our pets. After all, with all the damage we're doing to our median nerve typing on a computer all day, the last thing we need to do is pick up a laser pointer and twirl our wrist about. Ouch! Clearly, the gods invented technology so we could sit on our butts and be lazy and let technology amuse our little ones, furry or otherwise. The Dart is an automatic rotating laser light that will delight the feline or canine in your life. And if we're being honest (scout's honor!) it's pretty amusing for people, too. Place Dart on a level and stable surface (oh hai, floor!), turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations. Our personal favorite is using it to distract the kitties when the humans are going to bed. By the time the timer shuts off the Dart, all the humans are snuggled in bed and asleep behind closed doors. Do we miss the snuggles? Yes. Do we miss pointy paws between our ribs and being meowed in the face at 5 am? Not so much. Product Specifications Automatic rotating laser light for hours of pet amusement Exercises and entertains - great for fat cats and chubby pups Variable speed settings, from tortoise to kitten-high-on-'nip Adjustable timer saves battery life by shutting Dart off automatically after 10, 15, or 20 minutes 16 exciting play combinations keeps pets on their paw pads! 360 degree laser patterns for round and round excitement Batteries: 3 AA (not included)
I'm Just Kitten Tights from ModCloth
A funny gal like you loves to make people laugh with silly impressions or good-natured puns. Get ready to have a lighthearted laugh with these oh-so cute kitten-print tights by Tabbisocks! These purr-fect charcoal-hued tights feature a playful black-kitty-print, each with a curled tail thats paws-itively adorable. Let these playful pussycats whisker' you away when you pair them with a crimson shirtdress and velvety pumps. Meow thats an ensemble that will have you feline fantastic!
For the kid who has everything elsePackage of 24 PUMA Cat Bands in three different colors: red, blue, and yellow.
Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker
When decisions need to be made, sometimes there isn't a right choice. Drink coffee or tea? Hire Bob or Bob? Order pizza or Chinese? In the long run, these things don't matter. Give up your free will to the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker. To use the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker: Ask your question. Any question that can be answered in a binary fashion will do. The cat is extremely bored in the box and will listen to whatever you say...
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
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Cat Scratch DJ
Did you know that the new generation of cats has a burning desire to DJ? It all started in 2007 with Rap Cat, the official entertainment of the left side drive-thru at Checkers. (He's got the hottest beats and the softest fur.) Then kittens started climbing up on real turntables and trying to break into the music scene. They succeeded in being popular on YouTube, but no record deals have been signed as of yet. Train your cat to be the next superstar DJ with the Cat Scratch DJ. This cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat features a spinning deck and posable tone arm. It comes flat-packed, but you can fold it together in just a few minutes. No tools, no glue! Sprinkle a little bit of catnip on the deck to get your kitteh interested and soon you'll be taking hilarious videos of your feline getting the party rocking. Product Specifications Cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat Features spinning deck, posable tone arm, and kitty DJ stickers Easy assembly (folds together) with no glue or tools necessary To get kitty interested, sprinkle a bit of catnip on the deck Dimensions: 15.25 inches long x 13.75 inches wide x 5.75 inches tall when fully assembled
$9.99 $29.99 (- 67%)
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Soft Kitty Pillow
"You know what your couch is missing? Something that indicates that your spot is yours. Like a reserved sign or a Google map pin. Only, ideally, it'd be something you could sit on so that when your hands are full of Friday-night Chinese food and appropriately-themed beverage product you don't have to move whatever it is that indicates your demesne. Oh wait. We have just the thing for that. How about a Soft Kitty Pillow? It can claim your space when you're not on the couch, and when you are, it's there to provide comforting cushioning. Sing it with us now: Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, sleepy kitty Purr purr purr Soft Kitty Pillow 16"" wide x 14"" high x 7 1/2"" deep (incuding muzzlepowch). All details embroidered. Embroidered tabby stripes continue to back of pillow. Polyester fiber. All new material. Do not machine wash. Surface clean with a damp cloth. For ages 3+. Note: This pillow does not play Soft Kitty. You'll have to hum it to yourself."
$19.99 $29.99 (- 33%)
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Cat Owner's Manual
You've broken the news to your kitteh that cheezburger is not cat fud. But when your kitty starts tearing up the furniture, spraying on the walls, and getting in a battle royale with your toddler, what's a cat owner to do? They don't exactly give you a handy dandy user manual when you buy a cat. If you buy an electronic gadget, it comes with a great manual in English, Spanish, French, Chinese, and Japanese. Sure, most of the time we just chuck it to the side and start tinkering, but sometimes, we have to reference it for the trickier parts. The Cat Owner's Manual is written in the technical style you know and love from those electronic gadgets you own and it's full of photos and diagrams that look like they come from our favorite furniture store for college kids and divorced men. (You know the one - if you don't have a home, you can buy one there.) Celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner teams up with acclaimed author Sam Stall to provide a book chock full of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners. Start out with the "parts list" (in which we learn that nipples are preinstalled docking ports for peripherals, but are inoperable in male models due to circuitry), move on to the many makes and models, home installation, programming, fuel requirements, maintenance, and much more.
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