Surviving the Zombie Outbreak
Ok, some think it will come via virus. Some think it will come from drugs or from outer space. Some think it will come from evil sorcery or other stuff we can't think of. But regardless how it starts, we all need to make sure we're prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Get your tools together, get your food stashed away, but more importantly, get this book: Surviving the Zombie Outbreak. Surviving the Zombie Outbreak assumes the zombie outbreak will be caused by a virus, but what it teaches applies to any sort of zombie uprising. You'll learn about firearms and weapons, what to wear, what NOT to wear, home defense, mission planning, working together with others, and even ethics of the new world order. Oh, and tons more. Surviving the Zombie Outbreak will make sure you're ready and prepared - and best yet, it's small enough to fit in your emergency bag. Keep a copy on you at all times and maybe, just maybe, you'll make it through this. We wish you luck.
So Now You're a Zombie
"Ah crap - you've been infected. Now you are going to die, be reanimated, and become one of the undead horde lurching all over the planet's face. But don't feel bad. Rejoice. So Now You're a Zombie is here to help. Holding your hand through your new un-life, So Now You're a Zombie will teach you everything you need to know to survive. All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in So Now You're a Zombie. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about ""life"" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, Flanking Zeds (aka people), the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall. All these tips and techniques will help you secure human prey and their all-important flesh and brains. So Now You're a Zombie - don't get hungry, get braaaaaains."