Doctor Who Adipose Stress Toy
"The fat just walks away!" Gosh, we wish those Adipose pills had actually worked without the pesky side effect of death. We could have fit a lot more of us in those elevators at Dragon*Con. Sadly, we're just going to have to hit the gym and attempt spin class. If copy stops being written, you'll know why. Take care of our monkey families and don't forget to spread our ashes in downtown Indy during GenCon. We want to be with our people...