The Hobbit: Thorin's Key Necklace
Many of us were "latchkey kids" growing up, wearing our house key on a string around our neck so we wouldn't lose it on the playground. Then we'd have full run of the house for a couple hours before our parents got home. It was quite the responsibility, but not quite the weight of Thorin's Key! Thorin's Key, passed down to him by his grandfather, opened the secret side door of Lonely Mountain...
Portal 2 Test Candidate Hoodie
Officially-licensed Portal gear! We've provided one end of this portal. The other end is up to you. Stuck in an endless meeting? Time to break out your handy dandy Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and WOMPF yourself a way out. Elementary school concert? WOMPF. DMV? WOMPF. The possibilities are endless. This light grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull is a silver-colored 2D Companion Cube. We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Or if you plan on eating a lot of cake. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. Front Length(from where hood meets shoulder) 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in.
Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was only to be used for tests and by using the lucky pen, we were guaranteed to do better than if we used another, lesser pen. And since these pens are imbued with The Force, they'll obviously make the perfect lucky pen. Styled like the lightsabers wielded by Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars saga, these pens are the writing implements of a more civilized age. A civilized age where people got As on tests and aced their presentations with the board. If your life is in need of a little luck, these lightsaber pens are just the Jedi mind trick you need. Product Specifications WARNING: Contains Sharp Point. Not intended for Children under 4 years of age A pen for a more civilized era Available in red, blue, and green Comes in a tin collector's box to protect it (since it's lucky!) NOTE: Luckiness of pen may vary. Do not contact ThinkGeek regarding failed tests.
Mini Microscope For iPhone
"Every time we get a new iPhone accessory, we're like HOLY CRAP WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE. Go on, ask the you from 20 years ago if you can imagine having a device that fits in your pocket that can check email, watch TV shows, video chat with your siblings from across the country... Yeah, the you from 20 years ago just told you to shut up. We know, that's what we said to us too. The Mini Microscope for iPhone transforms your smartphone into a mini microscope capable of 60x magnification. Attach the Mini Microscope to the camera lens of your iPhone 4 or 4S and you can zoom in on just about anything. Three built-in bright white LEDs will shed light on your subject and even allow you to reliably verify watermarks. And of course, since it is attached to your camera, you can take photos of everything you're examining and share them with the world. Bullet Headline Microscope attachment for the iPhone 4/4S Attaches to the lens of your camera Zoom in at 60x magnification Three built-in bright white LEDs included See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more Take photos of the things you're examining and share them Dimensions: approx. 1.46"" x 1.61"" x 0.67"" Batteries: 3x LR1130"
AeroShot - Breathable Chocolate
"We have a problem with the name of this product. ""Le Whif"" is not a word in French. Although we suppose that ""Le Smell"" or ""Les Microns of Food"" just doesn't sound quite the same. Oh well. It is what it is. We have to say, despite looking a little like you're sucking on a lipstick or smoking an extra short cigar, this product is pretty darn cool. Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup. Product Specifications Recommended for use by geeks over 18 Special inhaler allows you to taste chocolate without eating A 3-pack of chocolatey goodness, including 1 Cherry Chocolate 1 Chocolate Chocolate 1 Mint Chocolate Tube is 100% biodegradable Each Whif contains 300mg of chocolate, 40-80mg per inhalation (less than 1 calorie) Great for dieters and possibly smokers who prefer chocolate flavor . No, it won't go into your lungs. The particles will fall deliciously on your tongue. Le Whif is ingested, not inhaled. Le Whif should not be used by people with ragweed allergies. May contain traces of soy and wheat Do not use Le Whif in conjunction with alcohol Chocolate Whif ingredients: Organic cane sugar, organic cocoa solids, organic vanilla, natural flavors. May contain traces of soy, wheat, and gluten."