Aqua End Table 15 Gallon Aquarium
Thrillingly creative square table aquariumSolid square 3/8-inch beveled glass topBlack acrylic pedestal base hides filtersIlluminated from beneath blue glass gravelHolds 15 gallons of fresh water. We love this. We want this. We can't believe no one thought of this before! The Aqua End Table Aquarium is creative from top to bottom: the 3/8-inch beveled glass top is illuminated by light shining through the sparkling glass gravel on the bottom. It definitely sets a sensuous mood. Included black acrylic base hides away the silent filters and pump. Decorative plants and blue glass gravel are all included. Did we mention we want this?
The Big Bang Theory I Am Soft Kitty Zip Hoodie
Sing yourself to sleep in this "Soft Kitty" hoodie that features cat ears, striped tail and detachable kitten paw mittens. 60% cotton; 40% polyester Wash cold; dry flat Imported Listed in men's sizes
Mr. Christmas World's Fair Swing Carousel
Get into the swing of things this holiday season by adding this lovely carousel to your decor. A replica of the carnival and amusement park favorite, this carousel spins under a soundtrack of Christmas carols and year-round classics, sending rows of swings flying. Its adorable facade is illuminated by a number of tiny lights. From Mr. Christmas.
Cupcake Bath Bombs
ThinkGeek is near Washington, DC, home of eleventy billion cupcake shops. You'd think this would be awesome... and it is until you realize that a cupcake a day doesn't keep the doctor away. D'oh. We've tried Cupcake Mints and Cupcake Toothpaste, but they're not quite the same experience. How can we indulge our cupcake cravings without sugar or fat? That's when we found Cupcake Bath Bombs. At first glance, you'd think these are delicious mini-cupcakes...
Stand Back (Science)
We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, "Do or do not. There is no try." "Stand back! I'm going to try science!" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Dragon Ear Wrap - Right Ear
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though...
Shot Glass of Bitch Heart with Wings
Product Number: 030-549497786 From Jello shots to drinking games, our custom shot glasses bring a personalized touch to bar supplies. Holding 1.9 oz., this ceramic shot glass is available with a white or black interior. Ideal for wedding favors, graduation party favors, barware & more.
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
The brain is a fearsomely complex information-processing environment--one that often eludes our ability to understand it. At any given time, the brain is collecting, filtering, and analyzing information and, in response, performing countless intricate processes, some of which are automatic, some voluntary, some conscious, and some unconscious. And, it's squishy. Mind Hacks is a collection of probes into the moment-by-moment works of the brain. Using cognitive neuroscience, these experiments, tricks, and tips related to vision, motor skills, attention (we at ThinkGeek have very good attention spa…ooh, a butterfly), cognition, subliminal perception, and more throw light on how the human brain works. Each hack examines specific operations of the brain. By seeing how the brain responds, we pick up clues about the architecture and design of the brain, learning a little bit more about how the brain is put together. Among the 100 hacks in this book, you'll find: Release Eye Fixations for Faster Reactions See Movement When All is Still Feel the Presence and Loss of Attention Detect Sounds on the Margins of Certainty Mold Your Body Schema Test Your Handedness See a Person in Moving Lights Make Events Understandable as Cause-and-Effect Boost Memory by Using Context Understand Detail and the Limits of Attention
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
We're All Mad Here Babydoll
"Destination: Tea Party Calculating route. Turn left. Travel 200 meters. Arrive at waypoint, Cheshire Cat, on right. Recalculating route. Continue another 100 meters. Take exit on left toward March Hare's house. You have arrived at your destination, a large arm-chair at one end of a table set out under a tree in front of the house. Tenniel's engraving of Alice peering up at the disappearing Cheshire Cat printed in yellow, black, and a very Alice blue with the words ""We're all mad here."" on a purple babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Also, you want to tumble dry this on LOW. Hot will make it shrink. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Front Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in."
Angry Birds Fuzzy Slippers
"Anyone who has had a bird as a pet can tell you that they can be messy creatures. After all, a bird in the wild has acres of land to fly (and poop) over, but we're confining them to a tiny cage with yesterday's newspaper. And just FYI, if you're papering your bird cage with last season's ThinkGeek catalog, a certain photographer would like to have some choice words with you... if you catch our drift. Is your house as messy as a birdcage? Been too busy trying to get three stars on every level of every variant of Angry Birds to clean up your droppings? We've been there, done that. If you have ""priorities"" you'd better get to them. Put on your pajamas, slip Red Birds on your feet, and lounge in your favorite chair with some Hoth Cocoa until you're done. And what do you know, we totally have every bit of that plan except for the pajamas. You're on your own for those. Product Specifications Lounge around the birdhouse with Red Birds on your feet Plush and fuzzy, comfortable and warm Intended for indoor use only; do not throw at pigs Sizes: Women's 8/9 (aka Men's 6/7) Men's 7/8 (aka Women's 9/10) Men's 9/10 (aka Women's 11/12) Men's 11/12 (aka Women's 13/14)"
Periodic BaCoN V-Neck Babydoll
"Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, ""Bacon."" The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS bacon... we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a deep heather babydoll (fitted) v-neck t-shirt."
Skull Earphones with LED Light (Pink)
Skull Earphones w/ LED - Pink
Kid Designs DN-M15 iHome/Disney Noise Isolating Earphones with Pouch - Jack Nightmare
Enjoy great sound without the distraction of inconvenient background noise with our new noise isolating earphones. Featuring noise isolating ear tips in a variety of sizes for added comfort and fit, these earphones are available in four stylish colors to complement your music player and lifestyle. Also includes a travel pouch for added portability and inline volume control for added convenience.
Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
Enough Social Interaction Fitted Ladies' Tee - Heavy Metal, XXL
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too...