Transform your back garden into a whimsical cartoonish wonderland with this handmade kids’ treehouse that is so OTT it even comes with its own hollowed-out tree. Featuring a side swing, rear monkey bars, internal ladder, balcony and porch, the only thing missing is the evil stepmother and a few gingerbread men.
Illuminating Coffee Table
Is it a masterpiece of modern design, a glowing example of eye-popping art or a table-shaped lamp? This stainless steel/tempered glass coffee table is all three because it’s packed with independently controlled neon lighting. You can even select your own colours using ingenious interchangeable filters or commission your own design.
Winner Slate Bed Pool Table (7ft Slate bed pool table)
Your friends will drop to their knees and weep when they see this pro-standard pool table sitting in your pad. Next they'll crown you greatest person in town and invite a load of supermodels over for a few frames. Or something like that.
11 - The Beautiful Game Luxury Table Football
Taking table football to unparalleled levels of luxury, this stunningly contemporary, handcrafted football table is so stylish it’s virtually a playable art installation. Featuring sweeping curves, state of the art lighting/scoring and chromed metal players it’s the Pele of table football. Sheer class.
Professional Fit Fur Life Treadmill
Save yourself a walk in the rain and give your pet the exercise he needs with this specially-designed doggie treadmill.
Lost in Space B-9 Robot
Arguably the most iconic robot in sci-fi history, Robot from Lost in Space has been immortalised in the bubble-headed shape of this full-size, limited edition replica that does everything its televisual counterpart did and more. It’s even preloaded with 500 voice tracks recorded by Richard Tufeld, voice of the original Robot. ‘Danger!’
Retro Invader Couch
For the uninitiated it’s a high-quality piece of retro furniture. For 1980’s gaming geeks it’s a veritable time machine to the days where it all began.
F5 Custom Golf Cart
Standard electric golf carts? Pah! Styled like an Italian supercar, this stylish (and just a bit silly) electric buggy leaves them choking on its dust.
It looks like something from H.G. Wells’ study and utilises vintage tech, but thanks to its gramophone-style silver/gold-plated brass horn, the curvaceous Trumstand iPod/iPhone speaker sounds utterly amazing. Even more impressive, sound is generated purely from resonance created by the trumpety shape of the horn. No woofers, tweeters or anything!
Mobile Beer Bar
Prepare to weep with jealousy/joy/incredulity (delete where appropriate) as you feast your eyes upon this truly awesome stainless steel portable bar that features an integrated beer pump and on-board refrigeration system that works for several hours sans power. You can even pimp it up with a barbecue grill. The ultimate party accessory?
OVO-4 Home Flight Simulator
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard the Ovo-4, an incredible fully enclosed, full motion flight simulator for the home. Short of buying your own aircraft this is the most gobsmackingly realistic way to travel the world, simulating turbulence, twisting, pitching and much more. Passengers not included. Yay!
More Skrillex than Screwfix, each of the pressure-sensitive rungs is pre-programmed to play a 5-second burst of grimy, bass-heavy gibberish as you step on it.
Caran D'Ache 1010 Diamonds
There’s no point signing million dollar documents with a tuppenny ha’penny pen. So sign like you mean it with this, the world’s most expensive pen. Ludicrously luxe, the limited edition Caran D’Ache fountain pen is crafted in white gold with more than 850 exceptionally pure diamonds. ‘Lend us a pen?’ Certainly not!
The Octopus Chair
Exquisitely detailed (and just a little bit creepy), this monstrous mashup of opulent dining chair and inky black leviathan has been created by Spanish artist Maximo Riera.
Game of Thrones Replica Iron Throne
Imposing and majestic, as well as kind of uncomfortable, this officially licensed, full-size replica of the Iron Throne will make a great addition to any throne room.
You persist in defying our efforts to provide an amusing death for you, dear reader. So before you leave us, permanently, feast your eyes on this spectacularly luxe, handmade leather, steel and chrome chair that looks just like the kind of thing an evil megalomaniac might sit on. Mwah-ha-ha!
Seabreacher X Watercraft
Ahoy there! Why mess about on the water when you can mess about below it too? This custom-built shark-like vessel utilises a 260hp supercharged engine and fully vectored thrust system to sustain impressive speeds above and below the wet stuff. It can even perform wild stunts. Yachts and jet-skis? Pah!
The Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing
Scientifically illustrating the relationship between profanity, science and art, this one-of-a-kind, Modern Toss-approved contraption is a real life periodic table of swearing. Simply press any one of its 100 buttons to hear a staggeringly creative volley of filth. It is big, it is clever and it costs fifty grand. Now eff off!
Devon Tread 1 Watch
Think your wristwatch is radical? Think again because Devon’s mind-blowing Tread 1 displays the time using a series of interwoven, perpetually moving motor-driven conveyor belts, clearly visible to onlookers via a bulletproof polycarbonate crystal. Time, art or a feat of micro engineering? Probably all three. Utterly mesmerising!
G-1 Glass Pool Table
Making every other pool table you’ve racked up on seem utterly prehistoric, this stunning glass table features a fully-visible ball-return mechanism within a skeletal aluminium frame. Topped with a patented Vitrik playing surface that plays just like baize, the award-winning G-1 is clearly revolutionary. Your break…
A dog’s life? We’d swap it for a human one any day – but only if we get to hang out in this ludicrously luxe mansion-style kennel. Barking but beautiful!
A 1:2 scale replica of everyone’s favourite luxury liner, this easy-to-assemble tent will sleep up to 1000 of your friends.
UNO III Streetbike
Deftly switching from two-wheeled, gyro-controlled dicycle to sleek three-wheeled streetbike (and back again), this electric urban cycle is a real life transformer.
Ultrasone Zebrano Edition 10 Headphones
Consigning all other headphones to the sonic cemetery, these high-end, limited edition open back ‘phones feature top of the range everythings, from lacquered Zebrano wood ear cup inlays to Ethiopian leather padding, titanium drivers and Kevlar-coated cabling. Awesome? Yes. Cheap? Er, no.
Is it a caravan or a floating leisure pod? The incredible Schwimmcaravan is both, because as well as functioning as a luxe towable caravan this pimped-up pod doubles as an electric-powered boat. Onlookers won’t know whether to applaud you or throw you a life ring. ‘Mmm, salmon for supper.’
Agility Saietta R Bike
More than just an exercise in style, this stunning urban sports bike will shift from 0 to 60 in four seconds – and all with an electric engine.
If man were meant to fly he would have been born wearing a jetpack. But he wasn’t. So allow us to tweak Mother Nature’s nose with this incredible personal flying machine that uses pressurised H20 to rocket wannabe superheroes 10 metres above the water at speeds of up to 35km/h. Up, up and WTF!
Woo Catwoman, wipe that smile off the Joker’s face and reduce onlookers to tears with this stunning, fully operational Batmobile. Fully loaded with working bat-gadgets, retro touches and 21st century tech, this beautifully engineered, fully licensed replica of the iconic 1966 Adam West-era vehicle makes every other car on the road look like total bat-cack. BAM!
Airstream International 684
It’s a caravan but not as we know it. That’s because the International 684 is a European road-approved Airstream à la the iconic aluminium travel trailers you’ve seen in countless movies. Lavishly appointed, this design classic is the ultimate home-from-home for anyone with wanderlust and £54,000 going spare.
Blue Forest Tree Houses
Out of your tree? You’ll need to be because these truly awesome treehouses are serious money. Then again it’s not every day you see a triple turreted treehouse equipped with lighting, electrics and underfloor heating. The only problem will be keeping the kids out ‘cos these luxe structures are good enough for family living.
Electric DeLorean DMCEV
‘Can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've made a major breakthrough, I'll need your assistance.’ No, it’s not Doc Brown calling, it’s Firebox because we’ve got hold of this amazing DeLorean car. With a top speed of 125mph it easily exceeds 88mph – incredible as this stupendous retro-modern vehicle is electric!
Marchi Mobile eleMMent RV
Hit the road, oligarch styley, in the world’s most luxurious RV. Pimped up beyond belief, the 40ft eleMMent is a high tech palace on wheels and features a rooftop patio, huge bedroom, luxe spec bathroom and lounge fit for an oil baron. The only downer is the 1.9 million price tag.
Super yachts? Bah! Now all you billionaires can rule the waves with your very own floating city because Project Utopia will soon be a reality. With 11 decks, a wet dock, several helicopter pads and enough luxe accommodation to house a micro-nation/army, this jaw-dropping ocean-going giant is ideal for flush megalomaniacs.
Moller Skycar M400
Why travel in 2D when you can travel in three dimensions? The Skycar will put an end to road rage. Stuck behind slow-moving traffic? Then take to the air, my man.