Swarovski Collectible Figurine, Rosaline Waterlily
Blooming in iridescent pinks and white, the Rosaline Waterlily figurine lends dazzling splendor to any Swarovski collection. Featuring exquisitely crafted crystal with silvertone metal detail. No Color
Swarovski Lucky Dragon
Inspired by the legendary Chinese dragon, this fascinating creature symbolizes power, strength, and luck. Sparkling in Erinite crystal with Jet crystal eyes, this beautiful good luck token makes an original and meaningful gift. The dragon comes with a dark blue velvet pouch and a gift card. Decoration object. Not a toy. Not suitable for children under 15. Dimensions: 1 1/8 x 1 3/16 in x in
Swarovski Collectible Disney Figurine, 2011 Limited Edition Dumbo
Ears and all, Disney's high-flying elephant is immortalized in this Swarovski crystal figurine celebrating the 70th anniversary of Dumbo's incredible debut. With his sapphire eyes and yellow hat, this special collectible is a show-stopper in itself.
The Walking Dead Compendium
"Tired of those ""new"" zombies like in 28 Days Later or the remake of Dawn of the Dead? Everyone knows that REAL zombies do not run; real zombies shamble. If you're a fan of real zombies, you're going to love The Walking Dead, if you aren't already familiar with it. It's a saga by Robert Kirkman that expands on the original zombie tale started by George Romero in 1968. Follow former police officer Rick Grimes and his crew as they explore a world infected with the Walking Dead sickness. But best of all - even more that zombies! - The Walking Dead weaves a tale of what happens to a society that's been torn apart and lost its laws, morals, and standards. More than just guts and gore, the saga of The Walking Dead is so compelling that you'll have a hard time putting it down."
The ThinkGeek USB Snowbot
"Color changing scan, eerie Snowbot sound, articulating arms...a ThinkGeek exclusive... Last December, as we were settling down for a long winter's nap, we were visited by two robots from the future! They spoke to us and now it is time to share their message. There's good news and bad news. The good news is there are tons of really cool robots in the future. The bad news is they are divided into two factions, are waging war against each other, and have ""downgraded"" humans to pretty much servants and food. We quickly smashed the robots with hammers, and swore to devise a way to save humanity. Before we destroyed the robots, however, we were able to learn two things. 1. Each army of robots uses a different color scanning light (red or blue); 2. We have no idea which side is in humanity's best interest to win. So we built the Snowbot - a small, winter-themed beacon…and perhaps our only hope. Powered by a simple USB port, the Snowbot has a scanning light just like the robots from the future. You can change the speed of the scan, turn on/off the scanning noise, and (for future protection) change the scan color (red or blue). So no matter which robot army storms your home or office, a quick flick of a switch and you are rooting for the invader's color. Hopefully then the robots will just make you a servant and not an appetizer. Good luck and happy holidays. The ThinkGeek Snowbot Features: USB Powered (for great justice!) Scanning LED Robotic Eye Rate of sweeping is controllable via knob Selectable LED Robotic Eye Colors (Blue or Red) Authentic Snowbot Sound (on/off switch) Rotating, articulating metal arms Coiled (12"") USB cable extends to 30"" ThinkGeek Notes: There is a chance that the artificial intelligence which created the robot armies of the future originated from a massive connection of small USB desktop devices plugged into computers connected to the Internet. Please don't blame us if, by attempting to find a way to save humanity, we have inadvertently doomed it. Thank you."
Space Gun LED Keyring
"Every outer space adventurer needs three things: a fast ship, a quirky sidekick (alien or robot, preferably), and a reliable blaster. It's up to you to win your own fast ship in a gambling game and earn some blood oath or something for the sidekick. But for the blaster, oh have we got you covered. Presenting the Space Gun LED Keyring! It's so small, you'll never be without it. The Space Gun LED Keyring is just a joy. It's little, it's cute, it's space-age plastic with a rubbery coating, and it goes PEW! when you pull the trigger. That's right, the Space Gun LED Keyring isn't just about good looks. A bright red LED with flash and a loud PEW! will sound with each trigger pull. It will vanquish aliens, monsters, coworkers, and any other malevolent entities you come across. Or, at least, it will make them smile. Get a few Space Gun LED Keyring today, and hide them in all your pockets. Never know when you'll need a little Pew Pew!! Space Gun LED Keyring Pull the trigger and get a nice, loud PEW! and a flashing, red LED tip! Attaches to your keys or pants or body hardware - anywhere you might need a quick draw pistol. Batteries: 3 button cell, non-replaceable batteries (included). Dimensions: 2"" long."
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
Hudson Medical Genesis Pillow
Science Of Sleep Snore-No-Morewas Specifically Designed By A Doctor To Help Reduce Snoring While Improving Your Sleeping Posture. It Has Unique Fluid-Flow, Self-Molding Characteristics. It Automatically Reacts To Your Weight And Temperature, Custom Molding To Your Head And Neck And Readjusting As You Move For Maximum Support And Comfort. The Deluxe Terry Cloth Cover Is Soft, Comfortable And Washable. Hypo-Allergenic Foam Pillow Is Ideal For Those With Allergy To Feathers, Fibers Or Dust. Will Not Harbor Mildew. Does Not Retain Odor Causing Bacteria. A Pillow Specially Designed By A Doctor To Help Reduce Snoring While Improving Your Sleeping Posture. It Means Luxurious Comfort For A Better Night's Sleep. Compare Any Ordinary Pillow To The Science Of Sleep Snore-No-More Therapeutic Pillow. The Ordinary Pillow Doesn't Give You The Firm Support Needed To Reduce Obstacles In Your Airway Caused By Poor Sleeping Posture. Most Pillows Are Too Soft Or Hard, Too High Or Too Low. So Your Neck And Head Rest Unnaturally, Causing Airway Obstruction, Plus Stress And Tension On Your Vessels, Nerves, Neck Muscles And Ligaments. And That's Not Conducive To A Good Night Of Snore-Free Sleep. Ordinary Pillows Don't Correctly Support Or Position Your Head And Neck, Leading To Snoring, Caused By An Obstructed Air Passage. The Science Of Sleep Snore-No-More Therapeutic Pillow Helps Reduce Airway Obstruction And Improve Sleeping Posture. When Sleeping On Your Back, It Keeps Chin Elevated And Airway Open So Snoring Is Less Likely. When Sleeping On Your Side, The Pillow Keeps Your Jaw Forward, Head Still And Neck Straight. Head And Neck Are Positioned To Make Breathing Easier And Silent. 100% Hypoallergenic Foam Core. Important: The Science Of Sleep Snore-No-Moretherapeutic Pillow Has Been Doctor-Designed With Fluid Flow Self-Molding Characteristics. It Automatically Reacts To Your Body Weight And Temperature, Custom Molding To Your Head And Neck To Help Reduce Snoring Due To Poor Anatomic Alignment Of The Breathing Passage. Unfortunately We Cannot Guarantee Elimination Of Snoring Especially When Produced By Certain Anatomic Conditions Or Anomalies, For Example, Large Tongues, Obesity, Acromegaly, Deviated Septum, Retrognatchia Jaw, Enlarged Adenoids Or Tonsils, Conditions Due To Excessive Alcohol Intake Or Sleep Apnea. However, We Think This Is One Of The Best Pillows Designed To Keep The Airway Open.
Star Wars Earbuds
"Ever wonder what it sounded like inside a Stormtrooper helmet? You'd think it would sound the same, since they are all clones, but you'd be wrong. Each Stormtrooper is listening to his own collection of tunes - pumped through custom earbuds. And guess what else? Vader is listening to tunes on his custom earbuds, too. And now, so can you with these Star Wars Earbuds. But don't be content with just listening to music with these Star Was Earbuds, 'cause there's also an integrated microphone hiding in the helmet. So, you can also talk on your phone. We know for a fact, Vader does this a lot. When he's nodding to the Emperor, he's really talking to his BFF. Oh, and we can't forget to mention that you can squeeze the helmet and it is actually a button. What does it do? We don't know for sure, as there's no mention of it in the instructions. We got it to play and pause our iPhone; you might get it to cover your thermal exhaust port. But whatever, you'll love the way your Star Was Earbuds sound, and the looks you get from Star Wars fans everywhere. Star Wars Earbuds Color coded to the character, each set of earbuds features a character helmet which conceals an integrated microphone. Helmet has a mystery button on the back, which acts as a play/pause button (if your phone supports that function). Compatible with any device with a 3.5mm headphone jack. Driver Size: 10mm Impedance: 16Ω Frequency Response: 20Hz - 20kHz Sensitivity: 96±3dB Plug Type: 3.5mm (gold plated). Dimensions: approx. 47.2"" (cord length)."
Mo-Tool Wood Inlay Axe
We got 99 problems, but a tool ain't one. For starters, there are certain people in our survival party that will not shut up. Seriously, one of these days we're gonna get ambushed by walkers because someone needed to express how much their feet hurt from walking. Boo. Hoo. We've got miles to cover if we're going to get to the Safe Zone. Also, there's a curious munching sound coming from the back of our party which may possibly be Mindel eating all our rations. The Mo-Tool Axe is quite possibly the handsomest multitool in your zombie survival arsenal. It's an axe, hammer, wrench, knife, can opener, wire cutter, file, and pliers all in one. There's even a handsome handcrafted red oak handle that'll look even better with the blood of a few zombies rubbed into it. Until the zombies come, we'll be hanging this bad boy from our belts for all our summer camping trips. Product Specifications Handsome and useful zombie survival multi-tool Includes: Axe Hammer Wrench Straight knife Serrated knife Saw Flat head screwdriver Phillips screwdriver Can opener Pliers Wire cutter File Handcrafted red oak handle Comes in a belt pouch for easy carrying
Room Essentials Tivoli Gazebo Mosquito Net
Find gazebos and canopies at Target.com! Enjoy outdoor entertaining without the bugs when you use the gazebo mosquito net. This mosquito net is designed to fit the 2008/2009 tivoli gazebo, and perfectly protects you from the weather, as well as from mosquitoes and other bugs. Cleaning it is easy, just use a cloth and water.
Magnolia Casual Nantucket Hammock Chair & Pillow Set
When you settle into the comfort of the Magnolia Casual Nantucket Hammock Chair & Pillow Set you'll be transported to your own private tropical getaway! The weather- fade- and-mildew-resistant 100% polyester Sundure fabric has the luxurious feel of cotton making this single-layered hammock more breathable than quilted hammocks. It comes with a matching seat pillow and a coordinating back pillow to envelop you in such comfort that you'll be tempted to spend all of your waking hours outdoors! A matching tote bag makes it super easy to carry this hammock with you when you go on vacations. With grey-and-white stripes the seat pillow matches the rest of the chair while the bight red crab motif on the back pillow adds to its fun casual look. Hanging hardware is not included as there are many ways and places to enjoy this chair. A pamphlet with suggestions and instructions is included. This beautiful quilted hammock chair is just what you need to enjoy warm summer days and evenings like never before! Additional features: Weight capacity: 250 lbs. Spreader bar width: 33 inches Approximate height from seat to top of ring is 4 feet Seat pillow measures 18L x 18W inches Back pillow measures 24L x 19W inches Tote measures 16L x 24 W inches (not including the straps) Wood spreader bar is attached to 100% polyester rope Pillow insert is 100% polyester Indoor/outdoor is weather resistant fade resistant and mildew resistant Zipper closure on pillow for easy cover removal Pillow covers are machine washable About Magnolia CasualMagnolia Casual sweeps you off your feet and into the relaxation zone by offering a wide variety of hammocks and swings along with complementary comfortable pillows manufactured from fade- and mildew-resistant polyester that holds up well to outdoor use. Based in Pascagoula Miss. Magnolia Casual's Sundure Fabrics are colorful and the hammocks and swings are built for durability and years of enjoyment. The company also offers shower and h
A+ Childsupply Orange Blossom Corner Sofa Set
Features a hand stitched look. Made of wood and vinyl. Accent pillows included. Moisture and stain resistant. Dimensions: 46L x 28W x 21H inches. About A+ Childsupply, Inc.For over 10 years, A+ Childsupply has been supplying high quality products for use in schools, daycares and homes. Their design team has developed an extensive series of preschool furniture with safety, durability and beauty as top priorities. Every product built in their factory undergoes an extensive battery of tests and is compliant with all laws and regulations as set forth by the CPSC (Consumer Products Safety Commission) and is also compliant with European standards of EN-71. Each product is designed with protective corners and edges, moisture- and stain-resistant finishes, durable construction methods, environmentally friendly wood, renewable resources, innovation and superior quality and value.
A+ Childsupply Sling Bookcase
Plywood and canvas construction. Keeps books and magazines handy. 4 sling pockets for flexible book storage. Natural colors and finish. Dimensions: 24.4L x 11.8W x 28H inches. About A+ Child Supply, Inc.For over 10 years, A+ ChildSupply has been supplying high quality products for use in schools, daycares and homes. Their design team has developed an extensive series of preschool furniture with safety, durability and beauty as top priorities. Every product built in their factory undergoes an extensive battery of tests and is compliant with all laws and regulations as set forth by the CPSC (Consumer Products Safety Commission) and is also compliant with European standards of EN-71. Each product is designed with protective corners and edges, moisture- and stain-resistant finishes, durable construction methods, environmentally friendly wood, renewable resources, innovation and superior quality and value. Help your children learn excellent organizational habits and develop a life-long love of reading by displaying books and magazines in this sling bookcase from A+ Childsupply. Constructed from plywood in a natural finish, the durable and attractive piece is sturdy enough for high-traffic areas, including daycares, preschools, and waiting rooms. Four canvas sling pockets store books and magazines within easy reach of little hands, giving children the ability to take and return reading materials quickly and easily without adult assistance.
Dexter Pint Glass Set
After a long day of analyzing blood spatter and a long evening of murder, you deserve a nice cold drink. Maybe a beer? Or a soda? Some milk and cookies? Oooh, or a milkshake. Of course, that would involve the blender. Not sure that's clean after last time we used it... Peel that plastic wrap off last night's leftovers, and while they're microwaving, pour yourself a nice cold beverage in one of your very own Dexter Pint Glasses. This set comes with four pint glasses, emblazoned with the Dexter logo. Product Specifications Set of 4 pint glasses from the Showtime hit, Dexter Each holds 16 ounces of your favorite post-murder brew Emblazoned with the Dexter show logo Love your glasses: Hand wash to keep artwork looking great longer Officially licensed Dexter collectibles
Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes
Ever since the first person grew teeth, they have gotten dirty. And ever since that first person looked in disgust at dirty teeth, we've worked tirelessly to clean them. From crushed oyster shells, to ferrets, to chemicals, humans have tried everything to get their chompers polished. Little did we know that the two best things to clean your teeth with are bacon and cupcakes. Well, only if the bacon and cupcakes in question are Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes. It's very simple. The bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon, while the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. It's almost like having breakfast or dessert while you clean your teeth from eating breakfast or dessert. Whoa! With that sort of crazy thought, Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes might very well destroy the fabric of time and space. Or they might just and clean your teeth. Either way, at least the Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes with be tasty. YAY! Delicious toothpaste helps you brush longer for better oral health (and justice!) Bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon and the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica, Glycerin, Flavor, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum. Net Wt.: 2.5 oz.
Nostalgia Electrics RSM-650 Retro Series Slushee Machine
Dimensions: 7.75W x 7.75D x 17H inches. 20-watt slush drink machine in a fun, retro style. Strong, durable metal and plastic construction Uses sugar-based drinks or juices, crushed ice, and table salt. 32-ounce clear mixing chamber, detachable tank. Easy-pour spout and convenient cord storage. Create your favorite frozen drinks with the Nostalgia Electrics RSM-650 Retro Series Slushee Machine. Designed for kitchen and home bar use, this 20-watt machine features a 32-ounce, clear mixing chamber and a compact, upright design that fits easily on any countertop. Featuring a retro style and bright red finish, it makes frozen soda drinks, daiquiris, fruity slushes, and more. Just add crushed ice or small ice cubes from your freezer, your favorite fruit juice or soda, and ordinary table salt. The spout on the front makes drinks easy to dispense, and the tank detaches from the base for easy cleanup. Includes a 90-day limited warranty.
Apple - Apple TV - Black (MD199LL/A)
Find Dvd, Vcr Players and Set-Top Boxes at Target.com! The Apple TV in Black (MD199LL/A) instantly transforms your home television into a hub for all of the best HD content available. Watch blockbuster movies, hit TV shows, live sports, news, your family photos or listen to music. Using this streamer you can play content from your iOS devices or your Mac right on your own television with AirPlay. All of the content that you really want to watch is now yours in stunning 1080p HD any time you want.
Zombie Family Car Decals
"In the zombie apocalypse, family means everything. It's not limited to blood relations, either. If you're trusting someone to watch your back and keep the walkers from eating you, they're family. If someone trusts you to double-tap them after they've been bitten, they're family. Show your pride in your family with these Zombie Family Car Decals. They're black and white and red all over and include the whole gang: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, and Fish. We're not sure who is lugging their goldfish tank around during the zombie apocalypse, but who are we to judge? Maybe it's a talking goldfish like Klaus from American Dad. Product Specifications Stick on decals to make a zombie family on your car Black, white, and red stickers Includes: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, Fish Sizes from 1.25"" (fish) to 5.5"" (Dad)"
Star Wars Family Car Decals
We had some fun conversations in the office as we tried to come up with families that we could create with this set of stickers. Dad as Darth Vader, Mom as Slave Leia? Ew, no. Dad as Chewbacca, Mom as Padmé Amidala? Let's not think about that. Dad as Han Solo and Mom as Leia would work, but would they really produce a Yoda and a tiny Stormtrooper? Show off your family's love of Star Wars with this set of 50 character decals, featuring 19 distinct characters from the saga. Everyone can pick the character that suits them best with plenty of decals left over for a second vehicle, a bedroom window, or an X-wing Fighter. If anyone asks about the canonically-impossible family on your back windshield, just blame your children. Nobody could be mad at their adorable faces for pairing up Luke Skywalker and C3PO. Product Features Family member decals based on the Star Wars universe Show off your family's love of Star Wars on your cars Includes 50 decals total, 19 distinct characters Characters included: Tall characters: Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, C3PO, Obi Wan Kenobi, Padmé Amidala, Slave Leia, Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Stormtrooper Short characters: Yoda, Jawa, Ewok, R2-D2, Little Stormtrooper, Little Princess Leia, Little Luke Skywalker Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Exclusive product designed by ThinkGeek Sticks to any clean, flat surface (best on windows!) Sorry! Scum and Villainy Booster Pack no longer available
Aurora Glow Solar String Lights
Aurora Glow Solar String Lights Illuminate your outdoor spaces with beautiful and festive solar powered hand-blown glass string lights. Six lights crafted from hand-blown glass and luminescent details adorn a clear wire and come complete with six high powered LED lights and copper hanging hooks. Aurora Glow string lights are powered by the sun, with a solar panel located nearly 15 feet away from the first glass globe. The hand-crafted Aurora Glow string lights are beautiful wrapped amidst the greenery of an arbor, archway, tree or deck railing. Perfect for an outdoor room or beneath an umbrella! Equipped with a photo light sensor, the lights will turn themselves on at dusk and off at dawn. Totally sustainable, hang beautiful Aurora Glow string lights once and enjoy their artisan glow every night! Length: 25 Feet Order yours from Brookstone today!
Relax Sack 7 ft. Microsuede Foam Bean Bag Sofa Navy
Made of microsuede material. Filled with high-quality foam. Round bean bag. Available in a variety of colors. Washable and changeable covers. Dimensions: 84 diam. x 34H inches. With the 7 Foot Relax Sack Microsuede Foam Bean Bag Sofa, you will find yourself in the lap of luxury. Offering enough room for up to three people to relax, this bean bag sofa defines lavish comfort in every respect. This black beauty sports a foam-filled construction and a durable microsuede fabric exterior that is washable. So, invite your friends over and give them a taste of luxury. Color: Navy.
Nostalgia Electrics PNB-900 Pigs in a Blanket and Appetizer Bites Maker
About Nostalgia ElectricsAt Nostalgia Electrics, the aim is to add excitement to your small appliances. Whether you find one of their products in a retail store, home shopping network, or online, it's guaranteed to meet and exceed your expectations. They strive for innovation in small appliances and while many of their products are designed to optimize your hosting experience, safety doesn't take a back seat. All Nostalgia Electrics carry the GS and SSA electrical approvals. With Nostalgia Electrics, Everyday's a party!
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
EOS Cucumber Hand Lotion Purse Pack - 1.5 oz
Find bath and body skincare at Target.com! Never leave home without your hand lotion again with the purse pack from eos. The purse pack is small and lightweight so transportation is never a burden, while its creamy cucumber lotion keeps your skin nourished and moisturized.
Root Vue Farm
Multiple Award Winner, including Dr. Toy and Oppenheim Gold! One unfortunate fact about gardening is that you don't see a lot of the magic because it's under the ground. It's all fine and dandy to plant seeds and then watch them sprout, but what about the other half of the plant? Sure, you could dig up the plant to see the roots, but then it's just about dead. If only there was a sort of ant farm for vegetables.....
Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glasses
"You are a party viking - a Norse God of Geek-shindigs, and your gatherings are legendary. If there isn't at least one visit from the police or ambulance, people are disappointed. People whisper as you walk down the office hallways, ""did you go to his party Friday night? Dude, Britney was there!"" The two biggest problems in hosting a truly epic party are keeping the drinks cold, and glass breakage. So, the good scientists at ThinkGeek Hootenanny Industries, L.L.C. realized there was a need begging for a product. After weeks of study and drinking well into the night, we found the Cool Shooters Ice shotglasses tray. This silicon rubber tray is shaped like the negative of picardie style shotglasses. Just pour in some water, stick them in the fridge for an hour or so, and unmold 4 perfect shotglasses designed to keep two ounces of your favorite alcohol deliciously chilly while keeping your precious Austrian crystal barware safe and sound. If someone breaks one, who cares? It's ice! Toss it in the sink and make another! ThinkGeek would like to remind everyone to please not drink and perform Calculus. Remember, friends don't let friends derive drunk. Ooh, terrible joke. Was that a party foul?"
Zombie Identification Chart T-Shirt - Silver, S
In case of zombie apocalypse, the most important thing is to know what you're working with. Identify your tools and figure out what type of undead you're up against. You might be prepared to tear a zombie in half with a machine gun. Effective against a 28 Days Later zombie. Not so effective for a Romero zombie...
Cross the Color Line Arm Warmer
Don't be afraid to cross the color line over to bright and bold. Punchy rainbow accents on these arm warmers will give you the kick of color you've been wanting.
Grow Your Own Banana Tree
"Ah, bananas. You can tally them. You can feed them to monkeys. You can pretend they are guns and rob banks in silent comedies and cartoons. AND, they are high in potassium! Oh, and if a bad guy is chasing you, you can so totally drop the banana peel on the floor to create instant hilarity! But here are two things you might not have known. 1. The ""banana tree"" is not actually a tree; it's the world's largest herb. 2. If you get one of these Grow Your Own Banana Tree kits, you'll have almost everything you need to, well, grow your own banana tree (that's really an herb). See, each Grow Your Own Banana Tree comes with everything you need to grow some nanners except for water, sunlight, and unadulterated monkey love. The package is actually a mini greenhouse, and it's guaranteed by the manufacturer to grow. Once the banana tree (we're gonna just call it that for ease, so hush) sprouts, it will grow about a foot in the first month. Treat it right, and you'll have a six foot tree on your hands in about a year. Of course, actually growing fruit will take a bit longer, but if you work hard at it (and don't forget all the monkey love), your Grow Your Own Banana Tree kit could eventually yield fruit! MONKEY LOVES BANANAS! Grow Your Own Banana Tree Banana trees are easy and fun to grow - so grow your own, already. The banana tree grows about a foot in its first month and as much as six feet in its first year. Actually, it's not a tree at all; it's the world's largest herb! Includes: Banana tree seeds, windowsill greenhouse, planting mixture, and instructions/information sheet. Package (Greenhouse) Dimensions: 9"" x 4.5"" x 6"""
Blood Bath Shower Gel
The blade flashes. The violins stab out freaky chords. The shower curtain is pulled off its rings - one by one. Chocolate syrup gets washed down the drain. And then Norman Bates needs to take a shower himself (filming a Hitchcock film is hard work, you know). Lucky for him, stashed away with his knife and wig, he has a bag of Blood Bath Shower Gel. And that means he'll not only get clean, but he'll have fun doing it. Blood Bath Shower Gel the perfect addition to your gory bathroom. It smells like cherry, cleans ya real good, feels and looks like extra thick blood, and has a rope to hang it from any nook or cranny of your shower. And hang it you will, because then the IV-styled blood bag will really show off its good looks. This crimson cleanser goes great with your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat (see below)! Blood Bath Shower Gel - it murders grime.
Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box
Rule #1 of living in a land of zombies is Cardio. How do you fuel up for a lot of cardio? Carbohydrates. Gotta eat that pasta and those Twinkies if you're going to have the energy to stay on the run. And always remember, survival is a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then you should definitely sprint. The Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box is a metal lunch box ready to hold in all of your zombie fighting fuel. Pack it with Twinkies, Tactical Bacon, caffeinated gum, and energy drinks, everything you'll need to stay alive. Product Specifications It's a Zombie Survival Kit! Just kidding, it's a lunchbox. Can't it be both? Materials: Metal w/plastic handle Dimensions: 7.75" x 6.75" x 4"
M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
"As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable and everybody wants them. You may be lucky enough to have looted a large cache of projectiles, but they aren't going to last forever. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise. We're going to assume nobody's found a silencer for that sweet shotgun of yours so it's going to be mighty loud when you double-tap that walker. That noise will attract more zombies, exactly what you don't need. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe is lightweight enough to go wherever your party travels. Its wide, upswept axe blade is perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel. Just wipe it off on the nearest moss-covered tree and you're good to go. It features a nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass and black nylon cord wrapping and includes a nylon snap button sheath with D-ring.There's even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you've cleared the area. Product Specifications For the (mostly) silent killing of zombies Lightweight and portable axe Features: Wide, upswept blade made of precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel Nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass Handle wrapped with 14 ft. of removable paracord Nylon snap button sheath with mounting loop and accessory pocket Removable carabiner Military styled compass Dimensions: 7 5/8"" X 15 1/2"""
Zombie Emergency Response Operations Packet
"If there's anything The Walking Dead has taught us, it's that we need to have all our apocalypse supplies in one location. Then we won't be raiding stores and getting into sticky situations with zombies and the daughter the guy who is graciously letting us squat on his farm. Also, don't trust That Guy. You know which guy. He's just trouble. If you're looking to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, you'll need this kit. It includes dozens of useful items, including ""Caution: Zombie Outbreak Zone"" tape, warning signs, hazard stickers, toe tags for the bodies, a ""bite kit"" and much more. There's even a CD-ROM with ShockWave shooters and zombie desktop themes for your computer. Of course, there are a few necessities you'll have to pick up at your local pharmacy. We'll let you make a list of those since we can't include 'em here. Product Specifications Kit includes all sort of post-apocalyptic necessities Give it to those you want to be on your survival team Items include: 10 feet of yellow ""Caution: Zombie Outbreak Zone"" barrier tape 16 trading cards 4 warning signs 8 hazard stickers 2 toe tags Instructional poster Sterile bite kit ...more! Bonus CD-ROM containing ShockWave shooters & zombie desktop themes"
Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
Here at ThinkGeek, we truly understand you have needs. Especially at work where minutes often last hours and hours become days. You need to be entertained, you don't want your neurons to prematurely atrophy. You crave stimulation. You crave a Carnivorous desktop plant set. Perfect for the casual office worker who delights in watching insects slowly meet their makers as they are painfully digested by an engaging variety of meat-sucking flora. Nothing quite like it...
Betsey Johnson Too Too Pretty Gift Set
Too Too Pretty speaks to the girl who is radiant, charming, and confident. Vibrant fruity and floral scents infuse with soft musks and woods to create a fragrance that remains true to Betsey’s forever playful attitude. Fresh waterlillies mixed with a hint of sparkling cassis and playful bursts of lemon blossom introduce the fragrance. Delicate floral undertones of osmanthus, pink grapefult flower, and gardenia mingle with whipped vanilla, lush blonde woods, and subtle musks, leaving an addictive lasting impression. The bottle design is influenced by Betsey’s early days as a dancer. This unique silhouette dances to life with a bright pink torso, dressed in a sparkly tulle tutu and white fishnet stockings, giving a whimsical feeling that mirrors the sassy fragrance. This set contains: - 1.7 oz Eau de Parfum Spray - 0.3 oz Eau de Parfum Rollerball - Exclusive skull tote bag Notes: Fresh Waterlilies, Sparkling Cassis, Lemon Blossom, Osmanthus, Golden Gardenia, Pink Grapefruit Flower, Skin Musk, Whipped Vanilla, Blonde Woods. Style: Playful. Flirty. Sassy.
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
Bluetooth Sliding Keyboard Case for iPhone 4/4S
You love your iPhone for all the amazing apps that keep you entertained and organized. And for Siri, even if she won't marry you. But typing things on your iPhone drives you insane. Either you take 10 minutes per text to get it perfect, or you just let things fly however they come out (which has earned you not one but three appearances on DamnYouAutocorrect). Those days are over. The Bluetooth Keyboard Case will turn your iPhone 4 or 4S into the sleek and accurate texting machine you've always wanted. It's a hardshell plastic case with a slide-out keyboard that connects to your iPhone via Bluetooth. Setup is simple and you only have to do it once for your iPhone to learn to love its new friend. Finally, you'll be able to two-thumb type like the days of yore and still enjoy all your favorite App Store goodies. Product Specifications Bluetooth Keyboard Case lets you type accurately on a real keyboard Setup is simple and only has to be done once for your iPhone to recognize the keyboard No more appearances on DamnYouAutocorrect because of your bad typing! All necessary ports, buttons, and camera lenses are unobstructed Compatible with iPhone 4 and 4S
Scrolling LED Name Tag
"Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed ""on the fly"" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours."
Pac-Man Fleece Blanket
Deep in the bowels of a dark and forbidding maze, our intrepid hero steps carefully. His hunger gnaws at him in the omnipresent darkness. Every morsel of food he sees he greedily gobbles up, and yet each mere pellet can only just sustain him. He presses onward. The howling of the wind chills him to the bone, and reverberates through the blue black walls of the labyrinth like a warbling siren...
Recesky Twin Lens Reflex Camera Kit
With Instagram and Hipstamatic and Pixlr-o-matic, people are trying to re-create those über kühl leaky photos that are all the rage right now. Gone, apparently, are the days when you'd use actual photo-sensitive film to capture images, wait for them to come out of the lab, and sort through your double-prints with friends. Check out these awesome shots made with the Recesky Twin Lens Reflex Camera on Flickr There's something visceral about sorting through glossy prints, and seeing what you captured in high-contrast and what was lost in bokeh no-man's-land. Analog is relatively unpredictable, and that's part of the fun. Unfortunately, supply and demand rules mean that, with everybody going digital, demand is low - and that means the price of cool analog cameras is high. Not anymore. Now you can own your own twin-lens reflex camera - you know, the kind you shoot from your hip looking down into the viewfinder from on top? We've helped keep the price down by taking out the most expensive part of the camera: the labor. What you get is a kit and a set of easy-to-follow instructions. Give it a good hour of your attention, and you'll be shooting some truly amazing pictures. Looking down into the viewfinder, you'll be entranced by the 3-dimensional effect composing with both eyes gives you, and when you get your photos back from the photo-printer, you'll fall in love all over again with your hand-made camera! Naturally, you'll want to scan those photos and post them on Twitter. I guess we can't escape digital photography after-all! Features and Specifications DIY Twin-Lens reflex 35mm camera kit Easy and clear illustrated-instructions included Takes about an hour to assemble Contains everything you need except film! Shutter speed: fixed 1/125 sec. Multiple exposures possible Focus: 50cm to infinity, F6 Recommend ISO400 35mm film
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, and you know the rest. This light-up, color changing cushion is the fluffiest light source you'll find anywhere. Use it to create some mood lighting or as a soothing rainbow night light in your child's room. A simple tap to the center of the pillow turns it on and another tap turns it off. Ultra bright LEDs create beautiful colors that illuminate the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between colors. It's chill, it's beautiful. It may or may not attract unicorns. Product Features A chill and colorful way to set some mood lighting Tap the center to bring it to life, tap again to turn it off Colors cycle automatically for an ever-changing display Ultra-soft and fuzzy plush outer layer makes it very snuggly Perfect to use for a nightlight or to set the scene for unicorn romance Bright, low energy LEDs do not create heat, so are totally safe! Powered by 3 AAA batteries - battery pack tucked inside a zippered compartment Dimensions: approximately 13.75" tall x 13.75" wide x 6.7" deep
Make Your Own Gum Kit
How many times have you chewed a piece of gum? How many times have you wondered just how chewing gum is made? (And how many times have you wondered just how old that gum in that machine really was, anyway?) Now you can see the science behind your favorite chewy treat by making your very own chewing gum at home! The Make Your Own Gum kit includes everything you need to make your own gum on the stove or with a microwave. The kit's "secret" ingredient is chicle, the sap of the Sapodilla tree which grows in the rainforests of Central America. Inside the kit, you'll also find confectioner's sugar, corn syrup, natural peppermint and cherry flavors, a pan for softening the chicle gum base, instructions, and the story of chicle. Each kit can produce 50 pieces of freshly made chewing gum. Bullet Headline For Ages 8 years and Up Make your own chewing gum kit for kids (and adults!) Can be made with a stove or microwave Makes 50 pieces of gum Kit includes: Chicle gum base Confectioner's sugar Corn Syrup Natural peppermint & cherry flavors A pan for softening the chicle gum base Instructions The story of chicle This kit is made in the USA
Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
Real bombs are sad. Real bombs hurt. Real bombs are for making things break. Seed Bombs are happy. Seed Bombs heal. Seed Bombs are for making thing more beautiful. Seed Bombs are a simple way to add smiles to the face of the planet. We added a few more words to be more descriptive; we call them Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants, and you can learn more about them by reading the next chunk of words. Welcome to the next chunk of words...
Halloween Mickey Mouse Candelabra
Halloween Mickey Mouse Candelabra
Spin Master Board Games - Would You Rather
Find board games at Target.com! Based on justin & dave s bestselling books, would you rather provides ridiculous and hilarious scenarios as you and your friends debate the better option. Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? Eat a fist-sized moth or a dead bird with feathers? Discover each player s logic no matter how misguided and bet on their response. Would you rather is the game where sometimes, there s no right answer.
Urban Decay III
Urban Decay III Art Print by Erin Ashley. Product size approximately 13 x 37 inches. Available at Art.com. Embrace your Space - your source for high quality fine art posters and prints.
Goldfish Garbage Bag
Bloop..Bloop..Bloop Oh My! Its giant gold fishes! Trick your neighbors into thinking your are tossing a bunch of Gold fishes out on the curb. Oops its just trashbag! These bags are great for use as a giant gift bag or trash bags, Made from biodegradable plastic,
DIY - I Love You Bean
People often talk about the "language of love" and the "hidden language and meaning of flowers and plants." Well the time has come to cram these two languages into one easy-to-grow, polyglot plant. We give you, the I Love You Bean. It's very simple to show folks you love them with this plant. Read on, and find out why. You see, the I Love You Bean is just about the best gift you can give someone...
You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you? Didn't think so. Oh well. We do love mazes, but we've been stuck in this one for quite some time and it's a little difficult to find the way out. There are these semi-plush walls that make rectangular boxes in which there are almost always desks. Some of the enclosures are decorated with plush versions of terrifying monsters like mindflayer rats and young Elder Gods with big blue eyes. There's even a member of the Locust Horde, but we're pretty sure Big Chap from Alien has him under control. There seems to be multiple sources of fluorescent lighting, but they're not turned on. It's a bit dark in here... are you sure you haven't seen the exit? This pen is for every kid-at-heart who has ever gotten lost in a hedge maze or bonked their head a little too hard in the glass maze at the amusement park. (That nosebleed really helped future maze-goers find the way out. Hooray for "helping!") It's a simple black pen with a maze inside. Rotate the pen around to help the ball find its way to the other side. Great replay value! Turn around and move the ball back to the beginning when you're done! Whoa. Perfect for folks who like to fidget in meetings and have been forbidden from playing with their iPhone by management. Product Specifications Pen that contains a maze with a little ball Move the ball through the maze to win Excellent way to entertain yourself during boring meetings Does not contain an oubliette. (Oh, don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.)
Tent and Tunnel Combo - Pink Camouflage
Find playground structures at Target.com! Your children will have lots of playtime fun with this tent and tunnel combo. Its pink camouflage will pep up the backyard or interior space of your home. It comes with a carrying bag for easy storage and moving.
Spinnaker Bluetooth Speaker System
"What do you see when you look at these speakers? Jamie saw the fully deployed spinnakers of a sailboat, Mindel saw rhinoceros horns, E saw an incomplete set of wizard spires from EverQuest, and Billy.... his exact phrase was ""epic devil passion demonic sound horns."" Whatever you see, you have to admit that the Spinnaker Bluetooth Speaker System is unlike any other speaker system you've seen. The Spinnaker Bluetooth Speaker System isn't just sleek, it's got real power behind it for excellent sound quality. Each tower has three separate drivers: a 10W tweeter, a 10W 2-3/4"" midrange speaker, and a 25W 4"" downward-firing subwoofer. They will blow you away when you pair them with your laptop or Macbook, as party speakers with your iPhone serving as the DJ, or anywhere you'd like to bring your tunes. But don't let us tell you how great it is... check out the specs below. Product Specifications Bluetooth pairing capability with Bluetooth enabled devices Auxiliary input port for versatile connectivity to external devices Uniquely designed dome-shaped, multifunctional wireless remote with an aluminium shell Incorporation of digital sound processing technology (DSP) with separate 6-channel digital crossover for effective sound amplification Separate super-bass output port for connection to an external subwoofer A2DP and AVRCA Bluetooth profile support within a distance of 10m radius Optical input port for connectivity to multimedia systems, gaming consoles and media center THD + N (testing level): 10% Signal to noise ratio: ≥90dBA Frequency response: 68Hz - 20kHz +/-3dB on reference axis Frequency range: 50Hz - 23kHz -10dB Crossover frequencies: 135Hz -10dB Distortion: ≤0 0.5% Input sensitivity: 800mV±50mV Audio input: Bluetooth, Optical, Auxiliary Audio output: Bass expansion for outboard subwoofer Adjustment: Wireless remote control Power supply: Input 100V-240V AC, Output 20V/60W DC Speaker unit: Treble: 19mm silk dome, Magnetically shielded, 4Ω Midrange: 2¾ inch (70mm), Magnetically shielded, 4Ω Bass: 4 inch (116mm), Magnetically shielded, 6Ω Total power output: RMS 10W x 2 +10W x 2 + 25W x 2 Dimension: 140mm x 413mm x 189mm (W x H x D) Weight: 4.3Kg"
Minnie's Pet Shop Figure Set
Minnie's Pet Shop Figure Set
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
Star Wars R2-D2 Folding Armchair
It's heartwarming to see the droids in the Star Wars universe obeying their human masters. So many sci-fi movies show the worst case scenario with robots, so we're always happy to see helpful robots and droids. Even if they're helping the bad guys. This R2-D2 wants nothing more than to help you comfortably sit while on the go. He'll come camping, or to fan conventions, or to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. We don't recommend bringing him to Hoth unless you're going to go ice fishing or something. He's more of a warm weather droid. This fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible is only found at ThinkGeek! Product Specifications Folding camp chair featuring everyone's favorite droid Made of sturdy nylon, suitable for indoor or outdoor use Comes with a nylon shoulder bag for carrying and storage ThinkGeek exclusive product - you won't find this anywhere else! Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible One size fits most adults Max weight: 225 lbs
3D Dragon Pewter Chess Set
Intricately carved pewter pieces and 3D chessboardGlass board over the charred remains of ancient dragonsAll-pewter pieces with felted polyresin basesKing height: 2 inches; Square size: 1.38 inchesBase dimensions: 15L x 15W x 5H inches. Play like a Targaryen - the 3D Dragon Pewter Chess Set is an ode to the power, majesty, and fear associated with the long mythical history of dragons and fire. Beneath the glass board, rendered in detailed resin, are the remains of a pair of ancient dragon warriors. Above, suspended dramatically on the playfield, hordes of pewter dragons in gold and silver compete for total domination. Each heavy piece features a felted polyresin base and a grisly level of carved detail that will thrill any fantasy lover. King height: 2 inches; Square size: 1.38 inches
Poolmaster 2-Pk. Blue Moon Islander Floats
You'll be on cloud nine relaxing on these Blue Moon Islander floats. In blue/white.
Milk Straws Variety Pack
As parents, we're torn between wanting to give our geeklings things that are Good and things that are Good For Them. (Heck, we haven't even mastered that for ourselves!) Since the survey says that growing bones need calcium from milk products but not the added sugar and fat of flavored milk products, we knew there had to be a solution to have your candied milk and drink healthy, too. Milk Straws are a fun and mess-free way to enjoy a cold glass of milk. Simply choose from one of eight delicious flavors: Chocolate, Strawberry, Cookies & Cream, Vanilla Milkshake, Banana Strawberry, Peanut Butter Chocolate, Wild Berry, Orange Cream, and Banana. Pop it in your milk and slurp away. The special flavor pods inside the straw will magically transform plain ol' milk into something delicious, without adding any fat and very little sugar. No refrigeration is required, so you can pack a Milk Straw in your kiddo's backpack so they can be the envy of the cafeteria at lunchtime. For nutrition information, click here. Product Specifications Magical straws that change the flavor of regular milk 48-count variety pack includes: Chocolate, Strawberry, Cookies & Cream, Vanilla Milkshake, Banana Strawberry, Peanut Butter Chocolate, Wild Berry, Orange Cream, and Banana. Get the nutritional value of milk and fun flavors All natural: no artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives Gluten free, lactose free, fat free, cholesterol free, low in sugar Recyclable, depending on your city's recycling criteria for plastics
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
Bacon Scented Air Freshener
Everyone talks about that "new car smell." But sometimes new cars smell kinda stinky. Now, that "new bacon smell" - freshly cooked and sizzling - now that's a smell we love every time it hits our olfactory receptors. It's like if you built a castle out of pure diamond and floated it up on a cloud and you could only get there via jetpack that fired out rainbows. Yeah, the smell of freshly cooked bacon is like that. And now you can make any space smell like meat with the Bacon Scented Air Freshener. Look - it even kinda looks like bacon. And it smells like bacon. And you can hang it anywhere you want to smell bacon - just use the hanging string. Each Bacon Scented Air Freshener will make you remember the times you've munched bacon and how happy you were. Seriously, though, the Bacon Scented Air Freshener - it's an air freshener that smells like bacon. What more do you need to know? Bacon Scented Air Freshener It hangs up and smells like bacon. Perfect for your car, dorm, office, or anywhere else you want to smell meat. Includes a handy hanging string. Dimensions: approx 4" tall.