"Our lawyers told us we had to add a disclaimer to this shirt's page. So here we go: The text of this shirt is not intended to encourage the wearer of this shirt or its readers to set things on fire. ThinkGeek shall not be liable for any loss or damage of whatever nature (direct, indirect, consequential, or other) whether arising in contract, tort or otherwise, which may arise as a result of your wearing of (or inability to wear) this shirt, or from your purchase of (or failure to purchase) the shirt from this site. Purchaser is solely responsible for the use of the shirt in any applications, including those of an experimental nature. But srsly, kids, please always have a responsible adult around when working with fire. Also, it never hurts to have a fire-escape plan and a fire extinguisher. Store them next to your zombie-escape plan and your zombie extinguisher (read: shotgun). ""Non-flammable? Challenge accepted."" in white ink on a black babydoll (fitted) shirt."
Glamdring The Sword Of Gandalf
One of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Glamdring was found by Gandalf after being missing for over 6000 years. Forged for the King of Gondolin, Glamdring was wielded in battle only twice before the Fall of Gondolin and its inevitable disappearance. Stolen just before the end of the First Age by Scatha the Worm, the flightless dragon kept it, along with the other swords of legend amongst the other spoils he had stolen...
The Dice Are Trying to Kill Me T-Shirt - Charcoal, S
Table-top gamers tend to be a superstitious bunch. Maybe it goes hand in hand with the in-game proof that praying to the god of your choice can make your arrow fly more accurately. Or maybe it's the result of a chemical compound produced in the gourmet gestalt of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Whatever it is, we definitely have our rituals and eccentricities...
PREPARE To Die
"Inigo: I don't mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way? It's appropriate that this design would be a parody of Shepard Fairey's iconic Hope design since hope is one of the few things Inigo has. Count Rugen robs him of his father, his sword, and the next 20 years of his life, which he dedicates to studying swordplay so that he can get back at the man. So maybe it's not so much ""hope"" he has as ""vengeance."" In this particular case, they're much the same thing. Oversized, stylized, blue and red print of Inigo with the words ""PREPARE To Die"" on the bottom on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt."
Grumpy Kitty Babydoll
Annoyed kitty, touchy kitty, grouchy ball of fur. Moody kitty, grumpy kitty, Grrr, grrr, grrr. Grumpy Kitty and lyrics on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Thor Hammer Cuff Bracelet
"Looking for a way to say to the world that you are a strong woman with old-fashioned values (and even older gods)? Take on the symbol of the lightning god Thor with this Hammer Cuff Bracelet. This particular bracelet is a double-headed Mjölnir that stretches nearly all the way around your wrist. It features an intricate pattern across the cuff and 48 tiny rhinestones on each of the hammer heads for a bit of glitter when it catches the light. This is a solid cuff but has a bit of give if you're big-boned like a good Norse gal should be. Product Specifications Wear a double-headed Mjölnir on your wrist Unlike Thor's actual hammer, this is quite lightweight Intricate pattern across the cuff, tiny rhinestones on the hammer head Materials: Imitation rhodium (nickel-free tin alloy) Dimensions: 7.85"" circumference (one size fits most adults) For our customers with nickel allergies: the metal in this bracelet is imitation rhodium, a nickel-free tin alloy."
Hobbit The One Ring Earrings
All of the ring bearers in Tolkien's books are dudes. Have you noticed that? We certainly have and we think it is high time to share the love with the ladies. Finally, it is your turn to have the awesome responsibility of bearing the ring. After all, if we can handle the emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy and childbirth, we can carry a silly ring to a volcano and throw it in. No probs...
Sting The Sword Of Bilbo Baggins
Certainly the tiniest of the three legendary swords, Sting was crafted as a dagger alongside Orcrist and Glamdring. Just as its siblings, it glows blue in the presence of orc and goblin. Lost in the Fall of Gondolin, Sting was missing for millennia. Finally, it was found in the cave of three trolls and taken by Bilbo Baggins. Sting earned its name from the way it was wielded by Bilbo against the spiders of Mirkwood Forest. They said that Bilbo himself had stung many of them with it...
Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring - Size 7
The One Ring gave its bearer new powers of invisibility and immersed them into a shadowy world of darkness. Even those who were truly pure and unselfish couldn't help but be corrupted by the ring with time. We recommend you be careful then when you order this One Ring replica from The Lord of the Rings trilogy. We wouldn't want to see you corrupted... unless maybe it meant that we would get the Precious... Of course, we have more than One...
Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man Shirt
This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotubes into your brain. The chest-mounted uni-beam is powered by photons, which it collects and then disperses when the wearer enters a dark area. For all body parts covered by the Mark IX's new form factor, the suit provides protection from adverse weather conditions, UV rays, and temperature extremes. It is designed for up to two days of use inside Earth's atmosphere, although after the first 12 hours of use its effectiveness is reduced. After 24 hours, it begins to act as a repulsor. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Shirt has three components: the t-shirt, a light panel with a long cable, and a battery box. When fresh batteries are in the battery box and the unit is switched on, the Arc Reactor shines brightly. So this particular arc reactor isn't going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide. Product Specifications Officially licensed Marvel collectible Black cotton t-shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Looks like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit Flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior Provides protection from adverse weather, UV rays, and temperature extremes With fresh batteries in the battery box, Arc Reactor will glow when switched on Will not prevent shrapnel from reaching your heart Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: 1. Detach cable from battery box. 2. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. 3. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat.
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
Leather Statement Cuff
Jewelry is very specific to an individual. Certain people are drawn to certain things. We really like the simplicity of these cuffs, though. Metal and leather. That's it. They're hand-crafted in the US. They have a sort of steampunk aesthetic. And when we saw our quotation options, we knew we had to have them. Choose from Courage: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. (with an image of a tree) - e.e. cummings Lewis Carroll (attributed to Alice in Wonderland): Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Super Me: If I gotta be me, I'm gonna be SUPER me!!! (with an inscribed lightning bolt above and attribution below) Tolkien: Not all those who wander are lost. (with an image of a swallow, the popular paraphrase from the LoTR poem "All that is gold does not glitter") 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Note that this is a softer, malleable leather, not the hard stuff you usually find on cuff bracelets.It fastens using holes punched on one end which slip over two pairs of riveted posts on the other. Depending on how you fasten it, it fits a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist. The plates with the statements on them are cast in lead-free metal and then given an antique brass finish. They attach to the bracelet using brass hooks. Our crafty geek girls will want to know you can add other things on to the hooks, such as beads or charms, to make your statement cuff truly unique, like you. Product features 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Statements cast in lead-free metal. Adjusts to fit a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist.
Enough Social Interaction Fitted Ladies' Tee - Heavy Metal, XXL
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too...