Marchi Mobile eleMMent RV
Hit the road, oligarch styley, in the world’s most luxurious RV. Pimped up beyond belief, the 40ft eleMMent is a high tech palace on wheels and features a rooftop patio, huge bedroom, luxe spec bathroom and lounge fit for an oil baron. The only downer is the 1.9 million price tag.
Darkfin Gloves (Mens Med./Large)
Imitate the action of the, erm, froggie and propel yourself through the water like never before with these amazing webbed latex gloves. Ideal for keen swimmers, scuba divers, surfers and doggie-paddling kids, Darkfins are like flippers for the hands, only far more effective. It’s like evolution never happened!
Poolmaster Patriot Stars 'N' Stripes Float Set, Multi/None
Let the good times roll with this stars and stripes float set. In red/white/blue. : Stars and stripes pattern shows off your patriotism. Floats and tubes let you relax in the pool. Beach balls provide fun in the sun. Durable vinyl construction ensures long-lasting use. What's Included: 2 beach balls 2 tubes 2 lounge floats: 6-piece set Floats: 29W x 75L (each) Tubes: 36-in. diameter (each) Beach balls: 24-in. diameter (each) Vinyl Manufacturer's 90-day limited warrantyFor warranty information please click here Model no. 81266 Size: One size. Color: Multi/None. Gender: Unisex. Age Group: Kids. Material: Vinyl.
Sometimes, we have to admit, when we get super stressed we eat cupcakes. And not one or two, but a dozen or more. But this practice isn't the healthiest. That's why we found the Stress Cupcake. We get the joy of holding and squeezing a cupcake (something we do with real ones before eating anyways), but don't get all the evil calories and stuff...
Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick by ThinkGeek
Here at ThinkGeek, whenever we plan our monthly dinner party for Dark Lords of the Sith it's always a fiasco. You know... lots of arguments about the reliability of AT-ATs and then things usually devolve into force-choking contests. Luckily our robot monkeys made a deal with Lucasfilm to create the stylish Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick...
Unikeys Unicorn Key Caps
Unicorns have power - magic sparkly power! Their horns can be used to allow eternal darkness to reign in the form of Tim Curry. The tail hair is oft used in wand cores, and the dust filed from the horn can cure any disease when mixed into a potion. Handy! What is not as well known is, the Unicorn horn can also unlock any lock! It's true! Simply place one of your keys into the special silicon Unikey Unicorn Key Caps and watch the magic happen! Insert your Unicorn horn into your house door, and watch the bolt slide away! Warning! The use of Unicorn Horn is strictly regulated by the United States Department of Magic. The USDoM and the foreign signatories of the International Regulation of Magical Creatures Treaty of 1431 strictly regulate the usage of Unicorn and Unicorn related products. Any misuse of Unicorn Horn can result in stiff penalties including, but not limited to, shunning, loud 'tut's, and a firm talking-to.
The Jetson Cool Eco-Friendly Electric Bike
"Enjoy sweat-free transportation with our new Jetson Electric Bike! Never go to a gas station again! Simply charge the battery, plug it in, and ride! Use less effort and become more efficient! Whether traveling to class, commuting to work, or simply running an errand, our state-of-the-art electric bike is both simple and safe! Feel good knowing that with a Jetson Electric Bike you are saving the environment. Our E-Bike is 100% Eco Friendly and Green. Equipped with a digital LCD display, the current speed, battery life, and mileage count illuminates beautifully whether day or night! Features: Removable Lithium Ion Battery Cruise Up to 20 MPH Front and Rear Disc Brakes Fully Functional Pedals 40 Mile Range Per Charge 2 Rear View Mirrors Included Fully Assembled Dimensions: 65"" L x 26"" W x 14” H Weight: 120 lbs. Jetson Electric Bikes are the newest, most stylish, and convenient mode of transportation on the road! Order Today!"
Bacon Wrapping Paper
"If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human - everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper. Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn't just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself! Bacon Wrapping Paper Instantly make any present look like it was wrapped in delicious bacon. Two 20"" x 30"" pieces of quality wrapping paper."
Grid-It Ultimate Organizer
"One of the best parts about having a Bag of Holding is that it fits EVERYTHING. (Sadly, it did not fit the awesome chair we wanted to steal from our hotel at GenCon.) But one of the worst parts about having a bag that fits everything is trying to find one particular piece of that everything. You're elbow deep in the bag, rummaging around, getting papercuts, finding slightly unwrapped cough drops. Ew. Where is that darn pen?! Grid-It is an insanely versatile organization system that will tame your crazy bag once and for all. Its black mat is covered in rubberized woven elastics. Just pull an elastic up, slide your gadget, gizmo, or cord underneath, and let it snap back in place. It's ideal for folks who want to travel with smartphone, iPod, digicam, pencils, pens, snacks, and a variety of charging cables. Configure it however you want! No matter how you arrange things, you can be sure Grid-It's elastics will hold it down securely. Best of all, when you need something, it'll be exactly where you left it. Product Specifications Versatile organization system for everything you keep in your bag Rubberized woven elastics on a black mat Simply pull up on an elastic and slide your gizmo underneath Endless configurations: You'll be shocked at how much it will hold Holds your items firmly in place, even if you shake it! Ideal for electronic devices and their many cables Also great for organizing toiletries, makeup, personal care items Two sizes available: W:10.25"" x H:5.125"" W:7.67"" x H:4.5"""
Android Plush Robot
"You know what this copywriter monkey doesn't grok? The whole iPhone thing. Sure, they're cool, there are thousands of apps. They have a shiny apple on the back. You pay a lot of money for them (and then for their larger cousin). But are they really THAT special? ThinkGeek is divided down the lines of the iPhone and the Droid folks. Oh, then there's Brett and Julie who insist on keeping their Blackberries. Weirdos. Since there's been so much love on ThinkGeek for iPhones, what with all the cases and accessories, we figured it was time to throw some love toward our other favorite smartphone. If you're semi-permanently attached to your Droid by day, you know how hard it is to plug it in and leave it all alone on your nightstand at night. Why not snuggle this adorable green Android Plush Robot every night? He'll bring you sweet dreams... maybe even of electric sheep. Product Features WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Plush Green Android Robot, approximately 9"" tall Posable articulated head and arms For folks who are attached to their smartphone Also, for folks who don't grok why everyone else Snuggle your phone by day, this plush by night As with all ThinkGeek robots, guaranteed to be three laws safe"
Boogie Board LCD Tablet
This ain't yo momma's Etch-A-Sketch, son. This paperless LCD writing tablet is perfect for leaving messages, sketching ideas, and practicing anything from handwriting to calculus without killing a single tree. But we hear you. You're thinking, "WTF can *I* use this thing for, ThinkGeek?" Allow us to give you some suggestions, based on your likely occupation...
Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen
Time to update a classic that updated a classic. Imagine this: two rival gangs, one named the Jets and one named the Sharks. They live in Anytown, and any time they meet, they rumble. And dance a bit. And when they rumble, they pull out their Butterfly Knife-Styled Pens and show off their tricks. Why? Because this pen can flip and spin and write and it's just plain awesome. And, as you know, the pen is mightier than the sword...
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
Muscle Wire Moving Hand Kit
Muscle Wire is fun science in action! Made of nickel-titanium alloy, this wire contracts with heat and stays expanded when cool, which is exactly the opposite of what you'd expect of a metal. What do they use MuscleWire for in the real world? Space missions (Clementine, Pathfinder, and more), arterial stents, actuators for miniature robots, cell phone antennae, orthodontic braces.....
Withings Smart Baby Monitor for iPhone
Want to catch up on work but need to keep tabs on your geekling too? Withings Baby Monitor makes it easy with their app for iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch. Just look at the things it lets you do: Watch high-resolution video (with pan-tilt, zoom, and night vision!) Listen in on your baby with crystal clear sound Play lullabies with the touch of a button Talk soothingly to your baby from across the house (or across the world) Turn the nightlight on or off Receive alerts for motion, sound, temperature, and humidity changes Withings Baby Monitor is awesome for parents who travel or nights with a babysitter or at Grandma's house! Nothing beats the peace of mind you get being able to peek in on your geekling any time you want. Check the tech specs here for all the goodies! But wait! You don't need a baby to use this amazing device. It is a high-quality webcam and its wireless nature makes it a handy spy camera if you want to keep an eye on your roommates, officemates, or other unsavory characters. Product Specifications The most amazing baby monitor EVER. Ever, srsly. All features can be used via your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch Monitor your geekling from anywhere in the world 3 MP high definition video with pan-tilt, zoom, and wide-angle LED infrared night vision up to 5 meters with automatic activation Crystal clear sound so you can hear baby and baby can hear you Multi-color LED nightlight Sends text alerts for motion, sound, temperature, and humidity Free & secure WithBaby account can be accessed by up to 3 caregivers Totally wireless, Li-iOn battery charges via micro-USB
iLaunch Rocket Launcher for iPhone
"Coworkers. Can't work with 'em; can't punch them in the face. Well, you can if you don't mind it being followed by a chat with HR, a trip to the police station, and a long period of unemployment. We like to promote a more entertaining and legal way to get revenge on your coworkers: office weaponry. The iLaunch Rocket Launcher is a missile launcher controlled by your iPhone, iPod Touch, or iPad. Licensed by Apple, this beauty will work with any device running iOS 5.0.1 or higher. After a quick charge and setup, you'll be able to strike fear into coworkers as far as 25 feet away. Claim more than 1400 square feet of your office by firing at will (and Will, that chatty guy from PR). With the iLaunch Rocket Launcher, you can finally have some peace and quiet in your cube. Product Specifications Shooting distance of around 25 feet (will keep people far away!) 270 degree horizontal rotation, vertical flexibility of over 40 degrees Battle with other iLaunch Rocket Launchers in your office Can be used indoors or outdoors Air powered pistons fire foam darts in succession on an automatic rotation Rechargeable battery, just plug into your computer's USB port Wirelessly controlled via Bluetooth Use touchscreen control or G-sensor control Package contains: iLaunch Rocket Launcher Rechargeable Lithium Battery (1000mAh, 3.7V) USB charging cable (27 inches long) 4 foam missiles Instructions Free iLaunch Controller App is available on the App Store Compatible Devices: iPod Touch (3rd or 4th gen), iPhone 4S, 4, or 3GS, iPad, iPad2 System Requirements: iOS 5.0.1 or higher Dimensions: approx. 4.8"" x 3.2"" x 4.9"""
Scrolling LED Name Tag
"Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed ""on the fly"" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours."
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
Star Wars Plush w/ sound
"As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting that.) Also, plushes are great gifts for wee geeks that you're trying to mold into lovers of the good Star Wars movies. Start them young, raise 'em right, we say. Don't want them asking for a Jar Jar plush! If there was ever a case for justifiable filicide... or at least extensive reprogramming... These Star Wars Plush come in sizes from 4"" keychain buddies all the way up to the mega huge 24"" huggable Chewie. The 4"" versions can be clipped to your keys, backback, laptop bag, or even the zipper of your winter coat. Each plush has a signature sound effect when you squeeze them: R2-D2 with his bleeps and bloops, Chewbacca with a Wookiee growl, Darth Vader's creepy stalker breathing, and Yoda with his patented advice for young Jedi-to-be. Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Plush Star Wars characters with signature sound effects Made of polyester fibers infused with pure galactic awesome 4"" models have attached keychain to hang from your keys or laptop bag Choose wisely R2-D2 with bleep blooping sound effects: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Chewbacca with trademark Wookiee growl: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Vader with creepy stalker breathing: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Boba Fett with three phrases: 9"" Jawa with light-up eyes, laughter, and phrases: 9"" Yoda with signature Jedi a signature phrase: 4"", 9"" or 15"""
Jim Henson's Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, and you know the rest. This light-up, color changing cushion is the fluffiest light source you'll find anywhere. Use it to create some mood lighting or as a soothing rainbow night light in your child's room. A simple tap to the center of the pillow turns it on and another tap turns it off. Ultra bright LEDs create beautiful colors that illuminate the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between colors. It's chill, it's beautiful. It may or may not attract unicorns. Product Features A chill and colorful way to set some mood lighting Tap the center to bring it to life, tap again to turn it off Colors cycle automatically for an ever-changing display Ultra-soft and fuzzy plush outer layer makes it very snuggly Perfect to use for a nightlight or to set the scene for unicorn romance Bright, low energy LEDs do not create heat, so are totally safe! Powered by 3 AAA batteries - battery pack tucked inside a zippered compartment Dimensions: approximately 13.75" tall x 13.75" wide x 6.7" deep
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Pivot Power - Articulated Power Strip
Somewhere, in the grand history of electronic stuff, nobody bothered to set a standard for the size and shape of plugs and adapters. Thus, we have big square ones, long rectangular ones, semi-round ones, even oddly geometric ones. And trying to plug them all into one surge protector is like playing Tetris in a game with no long pieces. Pivot Power made us squeal with nerdly glee. With up to six adjustable outlets, we can pivot this surge protector in such a way that we can actually use all the outlets. Every plug fits into every outlet. And if that wasn't cool enough, you can also use Pivot Power's ... powers to wrap around furniture or squeeze a surge protector into hard to reach places. (The long cord helps with that too!) With 672 joules of rock-solid protection, Pivot Power is poised to be our new favorite surge protector - why not give it a shot and see if you agree? Product Specifications Adjustable power strip that holds large adapters in every outlet Standard features six adjustable outlets, Jr. features four adjustable outlets: every kind of plug fits into every outlet No more unusable outlets! Just pivot and fit it! 672 Joules of rock-solid protection Flexible shape pivots around furniture and hard to reach places Crazy reach: Standard features four feet of cord with a flat head plug, Jr. features two Conforms to UL Std No. 1363, Certified to CSA Std C22.2 No. 21
Fireflies in My Room
"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
Cocoa Illusion Merged Eyeshadow
Baked not pressed, this highly pigmented eye shadow offers two application options: apply dry for a soft, shimmery finish, or wet for a more dramatic, intense effect. However you apply it, you’ll create a long-lasting look that is never chalky. Code 8801342600 Material Composite 100% Cosmetic composites
Cufflinks Inc. Cufflinks, DC Comics Batman Cufflink
Celebrate one of the most popular comic heroes in history. The Batman Cufflinks showcase the iconic black and yellow logo of the Caped Crusader in bold enamel on a gun metal setting.
Manic Panic Amplified Semi-Permanent Vampire Red Hair Dye
Attract your vampire mate with this sanguine shade of burgundy on your hair. Use it on virgin hair for a deeper hue or, for best results, dye over pre-lightened hair to get the perfect shade of blood red. Imagine this as subtle highlights on black hair. We're drooling! This semi-permanent hair color lasts 30% longer! As always, Manic Panic is tested on celebrities, not on animals!
Molten Copper Illusion Nail Polish
Complete your look with this high-gloss, superior-wear nail polish with fast-drying finish. Code 8800434800 Material Composite 100% Cosmetic composites
Bronze Illusion Nail Polish
Complete your look with this high-gloss, superior-wear nail polish with fast-drying finish. Code 8800364800 Material Composite 100% Cosmetic composites
Beaches and Parks in Southern California
"An outstanding guidebook for anyone who wants to explore Southern California's beaches, coastal parks, museums, and aquariums. It's packed with useful information to help you plan trips to experience this region's rich and varied coastal offerings. Brief vignettes of coastal habitats and ecosystems, information on coastal plants and animal, and suggestions for caring for our coast are an added bonus."Jerry R. Schubel, President, Aquarium of the Pacific, Long Beach"Whether you're a
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Fun with the Family Southern California
Now in its sixth edition, this portable funfest describes family-friendly attractions, beaches, hotels, hiking trails, zoos, aquariums, museums, and, of course, eateries in sunny Southern California. A day-tripper's best friend.
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Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched: Life and Lessons at the World's Premier School for Exotic Animal Trainers
The Exotic Animal Training and Management Program at California's Moorpark has been called "America's teaching zoo" and the "Harvard for exotic animal trainers." Whatever you call it, this institution of learning offers a curriculum unlike any other. Its courses provide incomparable training for animal professionals destined for jobs at zoos, aquariums, animal sanctuaries, research studios, and Hollywood. Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched shepherds readers through the school's unique
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High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles! Captive orcas, or killer whales, are large predatory marine mammals that were first captured live and displayed in exhibitions in the 1960s, and soon became popular attractions at public aquariums and aquatic theme parks due to their intelligence, trainability, striking appearance, playfulness in captivity and sheer size. However, the captive environment usually bears little resemblance to their wild habitat, and the social groups that the killer
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Fun with the Family Southern California
Now in its sixth edition, this portable funfest describes family-friendly attractions, beaches, hotels, hiking trails, zoos, aquariums, museums, and, of course, eateries in sunny Southern California. A day-tripper's best friend.
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Lorell Horizontal Vertical Mesh Desk Organizer - 8 Compartment(s) - Steel - Black
Sturdy desk organizer offers two storage options to organize your constant stream of file folders and projects. Two horizontal, letter-size compartments form the organizer's base to store works in progress while six vertical compartments atop the organizer offer perfect in/out slots. Recyclable organizer is made of steel wire mesh with a black powder-coat finish.
Set of 9 Candle Impressions Mini Flameless Candles w/Timer &Keepsake Boxes
Ready to give! Forget about dashing out at the last minute--prepare yourself for a season filled with parties, last-minute get-togethers, and other gift-worthy occasions with this set of three flameless candle trios. Individually packaged in pretty gift boxes, these three sets make perfect, quick presents for a whole host of folks on your list. Or, keep all nine candles for beautiful illumination all over your home.Set them to glow, then let them go! A handy timer function adds all-important ease to a busy schedule. Simply turn a candle on to enjoy beautifully realistic candlelight that automatically turns off after five hours, then turns back on at the same time every day. With patented flicker technology and up to 500 hours of battery life per candle, these candles have enchanting ambience built right in.Options galore. Each set of three includes one smooth candle, one lattice-embossed candle, and one scroll-embossed candle for decorative flair. With a range of shades to choose from, you can find the perfect colors for everyone you know. Stock up now and enjoy every minute of the festivities to come. And don't forget a set for yourself--you're on the nice list with these great gifts!From Candle Impressions.
Swarovski Swarovski Crystalline Lady Ballpoint Pen, Fuchsia
Bright and trendy, this sleek fuchsia pearl ballpoint pen is a must-have handbag accessory for fashionistas! The body is filled with 160 sparkling Fuchsia crystals. It comes with a stylish blue velvet pouch and the high quality refill can be replaced quickly and easily. Dimensions: Size: 5 5/8 x 3/8 inches in x in
Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard
If Batman had a clipboard, it would be this one. If Superman was a clipboard, it would be this one. Why? Because this clipboard is bulletproof. Yeah, you read that right: bulletproof. It can hold paper AND stop a 9mm bullet in its tracks. We call it the Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard, and when you get yours, you can call it whatever you want (we recommend something awesome like "Awesomeboard," "The Boardinator," "Bill," or anything else you can think of)...
Willow Fairy Make some magic with our vibrantly colorful fairies, sure to find a place in your heart with their timeless style. Artist Cecllia intricately sculpted this duo and hand-painted them from elegant wings to flowing tresses. Our quality designer resin, over foot-tall Toscano exclusives will brighten your own bath, boudoir or garden walls-or enchant as a special gift for a fairy-loving friend! Approx. 6"W x 1 1/2"D x 14"H. 1 lb.
Dragon & Phoenix Maki-e Limited Edition Ivory Celluloid Fountain Pen
Crafted according to Visconti's high standards and traditional techniques, this elite limited edition from the Supernatural Creatures collection is realized in white celluloid adorned by two of mythology's most prized creatures of fire. 23KT palladium dreamtouch nib and double reservoir power filler. Signature box included. Made in Italy.
Angelina Jolie Mini Poster #01 Bw Cigarette Lingerie 11x17 Mini Poster
Angelina Jolie Mini Poster #01 Bw Cigarette Lingerie 11inx17in Mini Poster Measures 11 inx 17in. Fine, heavy stock master print.
Clocky Robotic Alarm
Sleep. The demesne of Hypnos and Morpheus. Once the playground for the exhausted geek, now a wasteland of antiproductivity. Are you writing code? No. Are you pwning n00bs? No. Are you farming gold so you can buy that mount in Silvermoon? No. Sleep when you die, man. Staying awake is the only way to get things done anymore. So when your weekly intake of REM is limited to the single digits, you need an effective waking mechanism. Something to jog your mind as well as your body in an effort to pump blood back to your extremities and grey matter. Clocky is here! All Hail Clocky! This little wonderful wheeled alarm clock started as an engineering student's project. Having trouble waking up herself, Gauri Nanda developed Clocky to shriek annoyingly and effectively, waking you up. The fun doesn't end there, kiddies. It leaps off of your night stand, and drives around your room, making random turns and racing away from your grasp. Now you have to get out of bed and hunt the little bugger down to turn it off. Now, you're awake, and it's time to get things done. Booya.
Rowan Fairy Make some magic with our vibrantly colorful fairies, sure to find a place in your heart with their timeless style. Artist Cecllia intricately sculpted this duo and hand-painted them from elegant wings to flowing tresses. Our quality designer resin, over foot-tall Toscano exclusives will brighten your own bath, boudoir or garden walls-or enchant as a special gift for a fairy-loving friend! Approx. 6"W x 1 1/2"D x 14"H. 1 lb.
Together Spiral Notebook
Overview: Add style to your shorthand and good looks to your long lists, Wire-bound with 70 perforated lined pages, Structured front and back covers with an inside pocket, Choose from a variety of some of our favorite designs, 8.5"w, 10.5"hContent & Care: Paper, Wipe clean, Imported, Includes 1 notebook
Set of 12 Candy Scented Candles by Valerie
Sugar and spice. Fill your home with the aroma of classic candy favorites with these assorted candles. Each boxed set includes candles scented like sugary Peeps, decadent Hershey's chocolate, or fiery cinnamon Hot Tamales. From the Valerie Parr Hill Collection.
45mm X-Pole SPORT Portable Dancing Exercise Pole Chrome Finish
NEW BOTTOM LOADING VERSION. This Sport Version Does NOT Spin.FACTORY AUTHORIZED DIRECT DEALERS THAT CAN BE TRUSTED....which confirms these are genuine and legitimate...don't buy a FAKE if it's a Cheaper DEAL it's not REAL. All new bottom loading 45mm Chrome X-Pole Sport. This is the real deal. If shipping to HI, AK or APO it will ship USPS Priority for an additional fee.Whether you are a professional dancer, or you want to learn to dance or simply want a great way to stay fit and healthy X-Pole is the only choice. It is similar to Platinum Stages but our pole has many benefits that can't be found on any other dance pole system in the world! This fantastic kit includes everything you need to quickly assemble a 45mm diameter vertical dance pole.Do not be fooled by cheaper imitations which only let you dance around with your feet on the ground, X-Pole is the only professional pole that you can hang upside down and swing around on safely.The most affordable Professional Grade Exercise/Dance Pole on the market!! The X-Pole Sport is stationary, bottom-loading, and features the revolutionary X-Joint! With the X-Pole Sports unique adjuster system, you can expand and fully lock the pole in position without ever leaving the ground! The X-Pole Sport contains all the parts needed for ceiling heights of 7ft 4in to 9ft. It is offered in 50mm (2in) diameter and in the Chrome finish.The 45MM X-pole SPORT Set contents and detailed features: Base Plate - 9in diameter Main Pole A (bottom pole) with attached height adjuster rod and locking nut Foam adjuster rod cover - Covers threads so you wont scrape arms or legs Main Pole B (top pole) - Only the Main Pole A and Main Pole B are needed for ceiling heights of 7ft 4in - 7ft 9in 125mm (5in) extension - Attach this extension for ceiling heights 7ft 9in - 8ft 2in 250mm (10in) extension - Attach this extension for ceiling heights of 8ft 2in 8ft 7in Combine both the 125mm with the 250mm for ceiling heights of 8ft 6in 9ft 1x 180mm (7in
Tomb Guardians Chalice Set/2
Shadowcrested Tomb Guardians Dragon Chalice: Set of Two Summoned from the realm of highest fantasy, dual dragons protect this Toscano original that begs to become your highly prized Gothic centerpiece. Perfect for setting the mood for your altar rituals, spells and ceremonies, this finely turned work of decorative art is cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted in faux metallic tones. For display use only. 9"W x 5"D x 12-1/2"H. 3 lbs.
Nao by Lladro Collectible Disney Figurine, Thumper
Bambi's pal, Thumper, lifts a foot to perform his signature thump-on-a-log move in this handcrafted porcelain figurine from Nao by Lladro.
Fantasia Fairy ''The Gentle Glow of a Luminous Lilly'' Figurine - Walt Disney Classics Collection
Fantasia Fairy ''The Gentle Glow of a Luminous Lilly'' Figurine - Walt Disney Classics Collection
Standing Dragon Candelabra
"A stunning two-candle design featuring an exotic swirling dragon motif in hand-cast aluminum with hand-applied antiquing. Small: 8¾""W x 4""H x 22¼""D Large: 13¼""W x 6¾""H x 37¾""D Brass, aluminum and wood Imported "
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Invisible Ink Kit
Invisible Ink Kit INVIS-ID is a high-tech alternative to that old fashioned engraver. Put an end to defacing your valuables and mark them with INVIS-ID in a fraction of the time. INVIS-ID is a theft deterrent system which allows police to detect, identify, and RETURN stolen property to its rightful owner. Don't let your property end up in a police auction simply because they were untraceable. Thieves look for visible markings such as serial numbers or engravings. If they can't see your mark, they won't remove it. The INVIS-ID solution is simple: Use it in conjunction with Law Enforcement's Operation Identification program (instructions inside) and mark your valuables with covert, invisible ink for traceability in the event of loss or theft. Unlike engraving, our invisible permanent ink will never harm or deface any surfaces. Use on books, computers, phones, tablets and more! Includes: *Invisible Ink Marker Pen *Aluminum UV-LED *Plastic Storage Case *Extra Set of Batteries *Door and Static-Cling Window Warning Decals *Operation ID Program Detailed Instruction Card Benefits: *Won't Deface Property *Won't Affect Resale Value *Resolves Ownership Disputes *Deceptive to Thieves *Increases Chances of Recovery *Aids in Conviction
K9 MeteorLight LED Ball
When the constellation Orion wants to play with his dogs (Canis Major and Canis Minor), he plucks a star from the heavens and tosses it to them. They leap through space, chasing after the effulgent ball. The star-ball twinkles and sparkles and is perfectly star-dog proof. While we don't recommend playing with a burning star with your pooches, we've found the next best thing: the K9 MeteorLight LED Ball! The K9 MeteorLight LED Ball is made of extra durable rubber, so it's ready for anything your dog can throw at it. Like Canis Major's ball, the MeteorLight will cycle through the whole color spectrum (there are LEDs inside, you see). And what if your aim sucks and you toss it in a lake? Don't worry - the K9 MeteorLight LED Ball will float until your dog (or you) swims out and retrieves it. Perfect for play anytime! The K9 MeteorLight LED Ball - a bit of starlight for your dog to play with.