"If you've ever run across a ""403 Forbidden"" error on a web site, it means you've either stumbled onto the wrong page, or you've been snooping where you shouldn't be! One nice thing about the Hypertext Transfer Protocol that runs the web (HTTP for short) is that it includes helpful status codes such as ""404 Not Found"" when a resource can't be found and ""403 Forbidden"" when the web site you're knocking at does not want you to come in. One rarely seen status code is the elusive ""200 OK"" which basically means that everything went fine, and you're seeing the page you're supposed to be seeing! We thought it sure would be handy if life came with status codes, but since it doesn't, we did the next best thing and printed them on stuff you wear. But not just any old stuff - we had to try something different, and print them on undies. So we bring you HTTPanties for the discriminating woman who would prefer a web-savvy and somewhat-direct approach in the romance department. Feeling frisky? Well then don the black ""200 OK"" panties and see where they take you. Alternatively, the white ""403 Forbidden"" style sends a very different and hopefully clear message. We think ""411 Length Required"" and ""413 Requested Entity Too Large"" are pretty self-explanatory. Our W3C Compliant HTTPanties are 100% cotton and very soft, comfortable and stretchy. They are designed to fit low and have full coverage in the back. NOTE: You may see pink and red versions of these in the action shots. Sadly, the manufacturer no longer makes these in those colors, so we've switched them all to black and white. Sizing Info: Small Medium Large Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in. Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in."
Hermione's Time Turner
"I mark the hours every one nor have I yet outrun the sun. My use and value unto you are gauged by what you have to do...
Planet Express Babydoll
"Here at Planet Express, we're always looking for fresh recruits to join our spaceship crew. Whether your permanent career assignment is in intergalactic navigation or accounting and administration, chances are, we have a slot open for you right now. Career deserter? No problem! As part of our ongoing effort to give back through recycling, we've salvaged the career chips from some of our past, brave crewmembers and now can pass those savings on to you! What will you be doing when you work for Planet Express? Well, you'll get to see the entire universe and also transport cargo! And when we say entire universe, we mean it. We go places other delivery companies (not to name names -- Mom's Friendly Delivery Company) only dream of going. (Why they were screaming and running while dreaming, we're not sure. It's probably something in the water.) In addition to the fun work environment, some of our benefits include on-board medical facilities with highly trained staff (unless that's the crewmember you're replacing... in which case, welcome aboard!), a pension plan, stock options, not having a uniform that involves kneesocks, or, indeed, any socks at all if you so wish, and an endless supply of free darkmatter. Even if you can't join our ranks today, you can take home an official ""Planet Express"" t-shirt. It features our logo in orange on a red, fitted t-shirt with the words, ""Reliable Interplanetary Delivery. Serving the Milky Way and Beyond!"" Note that the printing is slightly distressed (you can see the shirt in several places), much like our employees!"
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"