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Winter Solstice T-Shirt - Black,
$19.99 $5.99
Winter Solstice T-Shirt - Black,
Dear inhabitants of the Northern Hemisphere - Welcome to the shortest day of the year. Too bad it's not earlier in the week in 2017. We all could use less of Mondays.It's a celebration for some, but mostly it just makes us want to hibernate. We thought we'd give you some solace for the solstice in the form of a t-shirt. An astronomical diagram of the winter solstice is printed on the front of this navy blue 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported...
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ThinkGeek #geekfamous Ladies' T-Shirt - Black, 2X
$19.99
ThinkGeek #geekfamous Ladies' T-Shirt - Black, 2X
If standard humans get 15 minutes of fame, geek fame is probably more properly measured in something like milliseconds (900,000) or femtoseconds (9 x 1017). Definitely not parsecs. But it seems like a lot when we express it in that kind of unit, doesn't it? That's basically forever, especially if you're waiting for your computer that long. Look, Excel, it's just a few little pivot tables.... Black 100% cotton ladies' shirt features the hashstag #GEEKFAMOUS in white ink on the front...
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Got Root? T-Shirt - Black,  2XL
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Got Root? T-Shirt - Black, 2XL
As part of our anniversary proceedings each year, we like to look back. And this year we looked back and saw few shirts looking back at us. This shirt, specifically, was one of them. Long before USB Car Charger all the things and Tactical all the things, there was a movement afoot at ThinkGeek to "got root?" all the things. At one point we had this t-shirt, a ladies' version, a hoodie, a bumper sticker, a baseball cap, a pullover sweatshirt, a visor, a hooded tee, and a bucket hat...
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Neurodiversity 2017 Kids' T-Shirt - Black,  L
$14.99 $9.99
Neurodiversity 2017 Kids' T-Shirt - Black, L
Everyone's brain is wired in a unique way. It's what makes you YOU. And your mind is our favorite part of you. It's what makes you our smart masses. So here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we're all about embracing the differences in neurological configurations. Whether you have been diagnosed with autism or are a "neurotypical," you have ADHD, are bipolar, whoever you are, whatever unique configuration of neurons makes you you, we think you're pretty awesome, just the way you are...
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Self-Rescuing Princess Ladies' Plus Size Tee - Black, 1X
$19.99
Self-Rescuing Princess Ladies' Plus Size Tee - Black, 1X
There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: the original Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way...
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Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation Ladies' Plus Size Tee - Black, 1
$19.99
Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation Ladies' Plus Size Tee - Black, 1
We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations. Behold! While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. The word "No...
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Self-Rescuing Princess Ladies' Tee - Black, 2X
$19.99
Self-Rescuing Princess Ladies' Tee - Black, 2X
There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way...
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Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation T-Shirt - Black,  2XL
$14.99
Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation T-Shirt - Black, 2XL
As seen on The IT Crowd! We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations. While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. So many opportunities for "No...
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Tag T-Shirt - Black,  2XL
$14.99
Tag T-Shirt - Black, 2XL
Your neighbor has this piece of property which she quite erroneously refers to as a home. It's not a home; it's a swirling vortex of entropy. And since she sleeps like the dead (and has a snoring problem that really needs medical attention), she shouldn't mind you cleaning it. Who wouldn't want to wake up to perfectly organized closets and ironed underthings? So when your roommate floats the idea of sneaking over and shampooing said neighbor's carpet, it seems perfectly logical...
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Caffeine Molecule T-Shirt
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Caffeine Molecule T-Shirt
As seen on The Big Bang Theory! You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Except it's green. Caffeine molecule printed in Matrix green on a navy, S-3X are 4.3 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey, 4X are 6.0 oz 100% cotton jersey. Think we made a mistake? Here's some info... In chemical line-angle structures (like the structure of caffeine shown on our t-shirt), carbon and hydrogen are not usually shown explicitly...
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Binary People T-Shirt - Black,  2XL
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Binary People T-Shirt - Black, 2XL
Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the fluorescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt. Black t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't" written front and center in white ink. If you don't get it, you just shouldn't get it, now should you? ;)S-3X are 4...
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For Science! T-Shirt - Royal Heather,  2XL
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For Science! T-Shirt - Royal Heather, 2XL
According to Aristotle's Rhetoric, there are seven causes of human motivation: Chance Nature Compulsion Habit Reason Anger Appetite We're going to add one more that he missed: for Science. He was probably just being polite. The guy credited with setting down the scientific method as inductions made from known certainties probably just didn't want to toot his own horn. Plus, Science really fits into many of the other categories, also. We enjoy doing Science. It creates pleasure...
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Pi By Numbers T-Shirt - Navy,  2XL
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Pi By Numbers T-Shirt - Navy, 2XL
What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when society as a whole puts on a bunch of purple felt jump suits and hitches a ride on a nearby comet. Those people aren't reading this description though. They are browsing the howtothinklikeaflower...
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Incomplete Data People T-Shirt - Black,  2XL
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Incomplete Data People T-Shirt - Black, 2XL
Well, we know which you are. But which is the person reading your shirt? You can probably figure it out by the lag time before the reaction. 0-1 second: This person recognizes that you frequently wear amusing shirts and didn't actually take the time to read this one. 2-4 seconds: This person read it once and got it immediately. 5-9 seconds: This person read it, got confused, and then reread for clarification. (The "lightbulb moment" is often visible with these folks.) >10 seconds: Yeaaah...
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Drop Everything T-Shirt - Black,  L
$19.99
Drop Everything T-Shirt - Black, L
These sorts of folks think they're more important than you. Know how we know that? No matter what you're doing (which was saving the world, BTW, not that they asked), it's less important than whatever they need you to do. Am I right? Printers. Networking. Even proofreading. Whatever it is, the world will end if you don't fix it for them. Right. Now. Whatever you're doing can wait. Never mind that the stars only align like this once every 172 years. There's a fax machine broken...
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Enough Social Interaction T-Shirt - Charcoal,  2XL
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Enough Social Interaction T-Shirt - Charcoal, 2XL
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too...
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I Void Warranties T-Shirt - Black,  2XL
$14.99
I Void Warranties T-Shirt - Black, 2XL
You may call yourself a tinkerer, a techie, a builder, a hacker, a fabricator, a decontructionist, a DIY enthusiast, a maker, a baker or even a candlestick maker. You have a compelling desire to understand how something works. You aren't content with LED status lights and plastic casings - you *need* to see the wiring and to understand which types of integrated circuits are being used (digital or mixed signal?). Your fingers show soldering iron scars...
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Change Your Password T-Shirt - Black, S
$14.99
Change Your Password T-Shirt - Black, S
Much like underwear, passwords are a good thing to change fairly regularly. You never know when you're going to be in an accident and somebody's going to see your password. *furrows brow* No, wait. Let's begin again. This statement, it's honest. It's good advice. However, it's not innocent. Nobody can accuse you of being threatening with it, but there's that ominous overtone that maybe you know something.... "Change your password." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.
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Science: It's Gotten Us This Far T-Shirt - Black,  2XL
$14.99
Science: It's Gotten Us This Far T-Shirt - Black, 2XL
If you can read this, thank a teacher, as the bumper sticker goes, or whomever taught you how to read. And then thank science. It's science that's making those photons strike your retina. It's science that's allowing the data to be transferred from our database to your screen -- through the air in many cases, we bet. It's science that allows us to create this shirt by applying a suspension of PVC particles to cotton fabric...
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