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Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
$19.99
Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation T-Shirt - Black, XXL
As seen on The IT Crowd! We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations. While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. So many opportunities for "No...
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Tag T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
$19.99
Tag T-Shirt - Black, XXL
Your neighbor has this piece of property which she quite erroneously refers to as a home. It's not a home; it's a swirling vortex of entropy. And since she sleeps like the dead (and has a snoring problem that really needs medical attention), she shouldn't mind you cleaning it. Who wouldn't want to wake up to perfectly organized closets and ironed underthings? So when your roommate floats the idea of sneaking over and shampooing said neighbor's carpet, it seems perfectly logical...
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Laser Research T-Shirt - Slate,  XXL
$19.99
Laser Research T-Shirt - Slate, XXL
Cats and laser pointers. It's like there's some sort of compulsion going on there. What they're actually doing is research for their grants in laser use in areas such as homeland security, medical imaging, and quantum physics. In an area of study long-dominated by humans, felines are beginning to show great potential in micromachining, functional application of high-power lasers, and the development of new types of lasers that can maximize elevator-butt syndrome...
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I Am Why We Can't Have Nice Things  T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
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I Am Why We Can't Have Nice Things T-Shirt - Black, XXL
Geeks. For the most part, we aren't the most coordinated group of individuals. Sure, in every ragtag crew of us hurtling through the universe, there's one River Tam, but then there's everyone else. And, you know River Tam didn't start out that way. Not that she wanted what she got, but at least she ain't breaking things unintentionally any more like the rest of us. Course, around River you can't have nice things cause she might intentionally break them. So yeah...
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Most Interesting Coder  T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
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Most Interesting Coder T-Shirt - Black, XXL
You send Tweets without checking character count. You think the sandbox environment is for toddlers. Your resume has never been proofread. You believe merge conflicts are for highways. You are... the most interesting coder in the world. (Now, the people whose stuff you broke cause you couldn't be bothered to test it might have a *different* adjective for you.) "I don't always test my code but when I do, I do it in production" in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt...
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For Science! T-Shirt - Royal Heather,  XXL
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For Science! T-Shirt - Royal Heather, XXL
According to Aristotle's Rhetoric, there are seven causes of human motivation: Chance Nature Compulsion Habit Reason Anger Appetite We're going to add one more that he missed: for Science. He was probably just being polite. The guy credited with setting down the scientific method as inductions made from known certainties probably just didn't want to toot his own horn. Plus, Science really fits into many of the other categories, also. We enjoy doing Science. It creates pleasure...
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Caffeine Molecule Tee - Navy, XXL
$19.99
Caffeine Molecule Tee - Navy, XXL
As seen on The Big Bang Theory! You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Except it's green. Caffeine molecule printed in Matrix green on a navy, S-3X are 4.3 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey, 4X are 6.0 oz 100% cotton jersey. Think we made a mistake? Here's some info... In chemical line-angle structures (like the structure of caffeine shown on our t-shirt), carbon and hydrogen are not usually shown explicitly...
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Binary People Tee - Black, XXL
$19.99
Binary People Tee - Black, XXL
Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the fluorescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt. Black t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't" written front and center in white ink. If you don't get it, you just shouldn't get it, now should you? ;)S-3X are 4...
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Periodic BaCoN  T-Shirt - Charcoal,  XXL
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Periodic BaCoN T-Shirt - Charcoal, XXL
Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian...
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Pi By Numbers T-Shirt - Navy,  XXL
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Pi By Numbers T-Shirt - Navy, XXL
What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when society as a whole puts on a bunch of purple felt jump suits and hitches a ride on a nearby comet. Those people aren't reading this description though. They are browsing the howtothinklikeaflower...
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Incomplete Data People T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
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Incomplete Data People T-Shirt - Black, XXL
Well, we know which you are. But which is the person reading your shirt? You can probably figure it out by the lag time before the reaction. 0-1 second: This person recognizes that you frequently wear amusing shirts and didn't actually take the time to read this one. 2-4 seconds: This person read it once and got it immediately. 5-9 seconds: This person read it, got confused, and then reread for clarification. (The "lightbulb moment" is often visible with these folks.) >10 seconds: Yeaaah...
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Lag Kills T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
$19.99
Lag Kills T-Shirt - Black, XXL
What's the laggiest game you've played? And we don't mean the 90s when you were playing StarCraft on a dial-up or Doom and Marathon on the LAN. Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we have our own personal games we love to hate (or, more frequently, love to wait), including Call of Duty: Black Ops II, Tekken 6, and League of Legends. Even just sitting in the Aliens vs. Predators lobby waiting to be matched up takes forever. It's a good thing you can't get killed in the lobby...
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Drop Everything T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
$19.99
Drop Everything T-Shirt - Black, XXL
These sorts of folks think they're more important than you. Know how we know that? No matter what you're doing (which was saving the world, BTW, not that they asked), it's less important than whatever they need you to do. Am I right? Printers. Networking. Even proofreading. Whatever it is, the world will end if you don't fix it for them. Right. Now. Whatever you're doing can wait. Never mind that the stars only align like this once every 172 years. There's a fax machine broken...
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resistance is futile  T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
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resistance is futile T-Shirt - Black, XXL
More of a Vulcan statement than a Borg one, we think you'll still find this t-shirt quite appetizing. Unless you've recently wired up your own M.A.M.E cabinet or added a modchip to your Xbox, chances are good that your voltmeter and ammeter are still hiding in the garage at your parents house from your high school physics days. Leave them there and pick-up a digital multi-meter, jeez ;) 100% cotton heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase 'resistance is futile' written in white front and center...
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Enough Social Interaction T-Shirt - Charcoal,  XXL
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Enough Social Interaction T-Shirt - Charcoal, XXL
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too...
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Try Another Hole T-Shirt - Navy,  XXL
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Try Another Hole T-Shirt - Navy, XXL
On the list of computer problems that tech support has to deal with every day, things not plugged up correctly ranks right up at the top. From not plugged in at all to plugged into a hole that's completely inappropriate, problems with holes seem to befuddle many users. The cables and ports can even be color coded, and the user will plug it up wrong, like some sort of artistic expression. ("I thought the blue and the green went together nicely.") We've been there. We feel your pain...
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I Void Warranties Tee - Black, XXL
$19.99
I Void Warranties Tee - Black, XXL
You may call yourself a tinkerer, a techie, a builder, a hacker, a fabricator, a decontructionist, a DIY enthusiast, a maker, a baker or even a candlestick maker. You have a compelling desire to understand how something works. You aren't content with LED status lights and plastic casings - you *need* to see the wiring and to understand which types of integrated circuits are being used (digital or mixed signal?). Your fingers show soldering iron scars...
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SQL Query T-Shirt - Users: Black,  XXL
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SQL Query T-Shirt - Users: Black, XXL
Too bad you can't use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to replication from this all encompassing command line? Go find out. We have already, right ThinkGeek? 'Yes ThinkGeek, we have already'. Black tshirt with the following SQL query written in white on front "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0". Unfortunately, zero rows are then returned....uh oh...
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Change Your Password T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
$19.99
Change Your Password T-Shirt - Black, XXL
Much like underwear, passwords are a good thing to change fairly regularly. You never know when you're going to be in an accident and somebody's going to see your password. *furrows brow* No, wait. Let's begin again. This statement, it's honest. It's good advice. However, it's not innocent. Nobody can accuse you of being threatening with it, but there's that ominous overtone that maybe you know something.... "Change your password." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.
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Science: It's Gotten Us This Far T-Shirt - Black,  XXL
$19.99
Science: It's Gotten Us This Far T-Shirt - Black, XXL
If you can read this, thank a teacher, as the bumper sticker goes, or whomever taught you how to read. And then thank science. It's science that's making those photons strike your retina. It's science that's allowing the data to be transferred from our database to your screen -- through the air in many cases, we bet. It's science that allows us to create this shirt by applying a suspension of PVC particles to cotton fabric...
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock  T-Shirt - Exclusive - Metro Blue,  XXL
$19.99
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock T-Shirt - Exclusive - Metro Blue, XXL
We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it works and why it's superior to your standard-grade RPS, we immediately paused the TV and went over to teh Intarwebs to do research. And indeed, we found the page by Sam Kass, the genius behind this version. His phenomenon must now be part of our life...
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