Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate
It's tough being a crime lord. You need to keep track of your bounty hunters, your smugglers, your assassins, your bodyguards, your dancing girls, your droids. You need to rig the gambling games to be sure the house keeps an advantage. It's a pretty rough life. Lucrative, sure, but rough. Sometimes, you just want to escape to a simpler way of doing business. Which is why Jabba has opened his own sweets factory. A little side venture where he makes Lightsaber Popsicles, Wookiee Cookies, Candy Rancorn, Twi'lek Dancer Lollipops, and the ever popular coconut Wamparoons. Getting these Han Solo in Carbonite Chocolates shipped in from a galaxy far, far away took a long, long time, but they're finally here! Enjoy this rich chocolate bounty from Tatooine's Tasty Treats. For nutrition information, click here. Product Features Gourmet Dark chocolate molded to look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite Trust us, chocolate tastes much better than carbonite Comes in a box suitable for gifting to your favorite Star Wars fan Officially licensed Star Wars edible delight Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Each bar is 4.5 oz of premium dark chocolate and measures 6 inches in length
pi*z*z*a T-Shirt - Red, XXL
As part of our anniversary proceedings each year, we like to look back. And this year we looked back and saw few shirts looking back at us. This shirt, specifically, was one of them. And it had pizza on it. Who are we to deny pizza? Pizza is the perfect food. It's got your grain, your dairy, your... fruit. Man, we make a face just typing that. Fruit doesn't belong on pizza. But we digress. Food pyramid. Depending on your choice of toppings, pizza may also provide protein and vegetables...
Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk
"We've been staring at the cover art for Assassin's Creed III and drooling ever since it was released. For starters, it's just a really powerful image. But it also features a really badass, yet sexy tomahawk. Our brains started thinking about how we could craft one for our next convention. (And a tiny one for Timmy, of course.) Then we saw it... A true warrior's weapon, assuming your metal of choice is convention-approved PU latex, this instrument of war is over 19 inches of pure grace. Sculpted to look just like the weapon in the game, it's the final piece to your Assassin's Creed cosplay ensemble. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for Halloween, cosplay, or any day you'd like to put an axe in someone's head without being arrested. Product Specifications Finish off your Assassin's Creed costume with this handsome weapon Silver colored foam hatchet blade shines like justice Fiberglass insert gives it a hefty feel in your hand Perfect for cosplay (conventions have rules about real tomahawks, sadly) Dimensions: approx. 19.68"" long"
I'm not insane; my mother had me tested. T-Shirt - Black, XXXL
An officially-licensed Big Bang Theory design exclusive to ThinkGeek. You guys have been asking for this phrase on a shirt forever. And the folks who have the license (hi, Chris!) had one, but it had Sheldon's face plastered on it. And we didn't want Sheldon's face plastered on it. We already know it's a Sheldon quote. Everybody seeing us wearing it should know that, too. Well, anybody worthwhile...
Cry havoc and let loose the pranks of war in your office with our Prank Bundle. Let us help you in your mischief making! The bundle includes the ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron, Eviltron, and Phantom Keystroker.
Star Wars Chewbacca Messenger Bag
There are many things you should know about having a Wookiee as a friend. For starters, always, always, always let the Wookiee win. Put aside your pride. Take the fall in all games. Let him get into the bathroom first after a long road space trip. Let him get the girl. It'll be easier to pilot your ship if you retain all your limbs. Secondly, never under any circumstances refer to his messenger bag as a man purse. It's not his fault that all man-made bags are so puny...
Darth Vader and Son
What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if "I am your father, " was just a stern admonishment from an annoyed dad? In this hilarious and sweet comic reimagining of Star Wars, Darth Vader is a dad like any other - except with all the baggage of being the Dark Lord of the Sith. Darth Vader and Son presents the trials and joys of parenting through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. Each lovingly-drawn comic is chock full of enduring life lessons including lightsaber practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star ("Er, he looks just like you, Lord Vader!"), and the special bond shared between any father and son. And did we mention force tickling? Darth Vader and Son is full of force tickling. It's the perfect book for any Jedi/Padawan, Sith Master/Apprentice, and Father/Son team out there. Darth Vader and Son - grow closer to your spawn . . . with the power of the Force.
Star Wars Stormtrooper Bathrobe
It's a rough life being a Stormtrooper. You're constantly being ordered around by your superiors. You're at risk of being Force-choked by Darth Vader at any moment. Despite all the blaster training, you can't hit the broad side of a Hutt at point blank range. But the worst part? You're always surrounded by other Stormtroopers. A little privacy would be nice! On a rare day off, we imagine a Stormtrooper would enjoy some precious alone time. A day without armor? Heck yes. Hang that stuff up in the closet, scrub off in the shower, and then spend the day lounging in this comfy bathrobe. This one looks just like a Stormtrooper uniform, except it's soft and cozy instead of hard and uncomfortable. There are even pockets in the front! Pockets! What will you stow inside them? A blaster? A TV remote? A tiny calendar where you mark off the days until you can escape the Death Star for R&R? Product Specifications Warm and soft robe lets you relax in style Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible White, gray, and black design looks like Stormtrooper armor Front pockets for storing your lazy day items Dimensions: Length: 49 inches Waist: Up to 50 inches Sleeves: 34 inches Material: 100% cotton Machine Washable: Wash separately in cold water, tumble dry low.
Customizable Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Please note: This item is oversized and is excluded from free shipping promotions. NECA noticed that everybody loved their Handheld Portal Devices and decided to pull out the molds for one more amazing rendition of everyone's favorite bit of Science in action. This time, you don't even need to commit to being Chell, or Atlas, or P-Body. You can be... YOU. Maybe your portal gun has Atlas stripes but fires in P-Body colors. Maybe it has no stripes and fires in Atlas colors...
Yoda Plush Backpack
Ever since its release in 1980, The Empire Strikes Back has fueled the dreams of geeks across the world. Considered by many to be the best of the Star Wars saga, it was the first film where we really learned what it took to be a Jedi. Sure Obi Wan taught us a little in A New Hope, but it wasn't until we met Yoda that we truly realized how powerful the Force was and how hard it was to master. Yoda was the pinnacle of what a Jedi should be: mighty and humble, wise and peaceful...
Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
""The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." - Han Solo When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body. The meat of an adult Wampa can feed a family of six for an entire Winter. Wampa is the fruit of the blizzard. You can BBQ it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's Wampa kabobs, Wampa creole, Wampa gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried..."
Hermione's Time Turner
"I mark the hours every one nor have I yet outrun the sun. My use and value unto you are gauged by what you have to do...
Enough Social Interaction Fitted Ladies' Tee - Heavy Metal, XXL
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too...
Sting The Sword Of Bilbo Baggins
Certainly the tiniest of the three legendary swords, Sting was crafted as a dagger alongside Orcrist and Glamdring. Just as its siblings, it glows blue in the presence of orc and goblin. Lost in the Fall of Gondolin, Sting was missing for millennia. Finally, it was found in the cave of three trolls and taken by Bilbo Baggins. Sting earned its name from the way it was wielded by Bilbo against the spiders of Mirkwood Forest. They said that Bilbo himself had stung many of them with it...
Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag
"You know what the great thing about bags is? They hold stuff. And you have stuff. What a coincidence! But you don't want just any bag. The bag you choose says something about you. The The Bag of Holding Messenger Bag? I have a 10 foot pole, and I'm not afraid to use it. And this one? I'd rather be gaming. Retro-style. You can have my console when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands. The Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag measures 11"" tall x 15"" long with a 4"" gusset across the bottom. The front panel zips off to be reversible. One side is the classic NES controller; the other side is a pattern made out of tiny controllers. This reversible panel snaps closed with a side release (quick release) buckle to keep your stuff inside. Lifting the panel reveals a pocket, good for files, a composition notebook, TPS reports, and other goodies. The main compartment has a zipper across the top and a tiny zipper pouch inside for memory cards, thumb drives, or Starbucks gift cards. The shoulder strap is adjustable webbing and has a maximum 24"" drop. Made from 100% polyester for its durability and hydrophobic qualities. We like that word. I think that means we have hydrophobaphilia. But we digress. The bag. Buy it. Product features Durable, machine-washable polyester material (remove the reversible panel first) Shoulder strap adjusts up to 52"" long for a 24"" drop Not padded, but you can always add your own Dimensions: inside approx. 11"" tall x 15"" long x 4"" wide ""Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?"" Let's find out together! Laptop Fitting Guide Measure your laptop. Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17"" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop. ""But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"" If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive. ""I've got the measurements! Now what?"" Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another."
Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring - Size 7
The One Ring gave its bearer new powers of invisibility and immersed them into a shadowy world of darkness. Even those who were truly pure and unselfish couldn't help but be corrupted by the ring with time. We recommend you be careful then when you order this One Ring replica from The Lord of the Rings trilogy. We wouldn't want to see you corrupted... unless maybe it meant that we would get the Precious... Of course, we have more than One...
Super Mario Bros Nintendo One Up Mushroom Get A Life Video Game T-Shirt Tee
Super Mario Bros Nintendo One Up Mushroom Get A Life Video Game T-Shirt Brand New!!Officially LicensedColor: Green
Old Navy Mens Nintendo Super Mario Tees
Old Navy Rib knit crew neck Short sleeves Nintendo Super Mario graphic across front Soft, medium weight jersey Tag free for added comfort Pieced trim inside neck and shoulders for added durability Collectabilitees, available exclusively at stores and online. ® & © 2012 Nintendo XXXL Big
Geek Love Poem T-shirt
The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears. We're not sure where this one lies in the spectrum of emotional reactions, but we're thinking somewhere between a chuckle and a look of heartfelt confusion. This shirt, designed by ThinkGeek Love Labs® makes an especially good gift to one you love or love to confuse, depending on their knowledge of hex and Internet lore. roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF all my base are belong to you Also available in a Ladies Babydoll version! 100% cotton t-shirt in our favorite color, black. Heavyweight, preshrunk cotton tee with the lovely poem above printed on the front in white, blue, and red.
TARDIS-Shaped Expansion Babydoll
"Imagine living in a dimensionally-transcendental space. We would never have an issue with running out of space again. (Because there is no such thing as too many shoes. Only not enough closets. Of course, there could be the jettisoning of closets in order to escape some horrible catastrophe, presumably more horrible than jettisoning all your shoes. But we digress.) The TARDIS is like infinite Space Bags without needing a vacuum. Imagine what it'd be like if the Doctor were on Hoarders. Oh man. They'd have to cordon off a whole section of the universe because it'd contain hundreds of ""perfectly good"" broken sonic screwdrivers that the Doctor was going to fix ""when he had some free time."" Like ya do. ""Time And Relative Dimension In Space"" written out in the shape of the TARDIS on this navy blue, babydoll (fitted) shirt."
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System
Yes, you're reading this right: a portable version of the Retro Duo NES/SNES system. So now you can take your 8-bit NES and 16-bit SNES games on the road! The Retro Duo Portable Game System is pretty much the dream configuration for any retro gamer. Not only can you play solo, but it also hooks up to full-sized televisions as well. Use the included port adapter to connect two SNES (or equivalent) controllers...
Pixel Time Wall Clock
Back when videogames cost a quarter per play, and nobody had phones in their pockets, geeks would spend their hard earned cash in dimly lit yet brightly colored arcades. The din of bleeps and bloops was hypnotic, and drew passers by within, like some kind of insidious 8-bit pitcher-plant. Arcades, like Las Vegas casinos, were designed to lure you in and keep you there, so as to keep collecting your coins. No view of the outside world, no clocks, no sense of time at all...
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
R2-D2 USB Hub
There are lots of astromechs out there, but no design more popular than the venerable R2 unit. Sure, R4's are great, but they lack the personality R2 units are known for. Not everyone can speak in bleeps and bloops, but you won't have much trouble getting the gist of what they say. While we don't yet have the technology in this corner of the galaxy for fully automated repair droids like R2 units, we can get a portion of R2's versatility into something small enough to sit on your desk.
N64 USB Controller
It’s been almost 20 years since the release of Nintendo’s revolutionary console, the N64. With 64-Bit 3D mapping and games, it’s miraculous just how influential and relevant this magnificent console is today. But, as technology changes exponentially and old hardware gets thrown in the back of the closet or, even worse, in the trash, it gets progressively harder to go back and relive good times. With many of the best titles in video game history belonging to the N64, more and more gamers are finding their way back to emulators and other computer programs that let us play it all again. But, when your hand just doesn’t feel uncomfortable enough, not inefficiently spaced off axis in some distorted, “how did they come up with this” way, then you need the N64 USB Controller. Now you can really go back and finish all of The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, buzz through Super Mario 64, frustrate your friends by using Oddjob in one of the first real first-person shooters GoldenEye007, or even tear up as you battle friends in Super Smash Bros. It’s all about going back to your roots, going back to a time when games were simpler and, as a result, that much more beautiful. Product Specifications A replica of the wonky and fun N64 controller for use with emulators USB enabled: Use on any PC/Mac with USB port 10 function buttons Precise 3D - Analog Stick Approximately 6 feet of cable
Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System
If you put your hand far enough into the crack of your couch in the basement you're likely to find an old SNES game cartridge... reach a little further and out comes a pop rock encrusted NES cartridge. Problem is, no matter how far you burrow, you'll never come up with a full Nintendo classic game system... and you'll never ever find a system that plays both NES and SNES games. Well luckily the Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System is here to solve all your 8 and 16 bit gaming needs...
There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don't necessarily have to read them. Being honest here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate. But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires. But really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job...
Classic Super Famicom Controller For Wii
When we got our hands on this controller, it was just like old times. A homecoming, as it were. You see, we grew up with Nintendo. We dented our hands with the boxy NES controllers and then sighed in ergonomic relief for the SNES controller with its rounded edges. But Nintendo apparently forgot everything they learned about comfort when designing the Wii controller. Playing SNES virtual console games with a Wii controller just felt wrong. Thankfully, the Classic Super Famicom Controller is here to save the day and let you relive the glory days of the 1990s in comfort. Use your Wii Virtual Console to play all your favorites from Super Metroid to Chrono Trigger to Zelda: A Link to the Past to Street Fighter II. We're sure you have a few guilty pleasure games, too. Tell us yours in the Facebook comments below and we might tell you ours. Product Specifications Play your favorite SNES games via Wii Virtual Console Much more comfortable than the Wii controller Feels just like being in your Mom's basement in the 90s The same button layout as an SNES controller, shoulder buttons included! Connects to your Nintendo Wii
Stand Back (Science)
We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, "Do or do not. There is no try." "Stand back! I'm going to try science!" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was only to be used for tests and by using the lucky pen, we were guaranteed to do better than if we used another, lesser pen. And since these pens are imbued with The Force, they'll obviously make the perfect lucky pen. Styled like the lightsabers wielded by Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars saga, these pens are the writing implements of a more civilized age. A civilized age where people got As on tests and aced their presentations with the board. If your life is in need of a little luck, these lightsaber pens are just the Jedi mind trick you need. Product Specifications WARNING: Contains Sharp Point. Not intended for Children under 4 years of age A pen for a more civilized era Available in red, blue, and green Comes in a tin collector's box to protect it (since it's lucky!) NOTE: Luckiness of pen may vary. Do not contact ThinkGeek regarding failed tests.
Muscle Wire Moving Hand Kit
Muscle Wire is fun science in action! Made of nickel-titanium alloy, this wire contracts with heat and stays expanded when cool, which is exactly the opposite of what you'd expect of a metal. What do they use MuscleWire for in the real world? Space missions (Clementine, Pathfinder, and more), arterial stents, actuators for miniature robots, cell phone antennae, orthodontic braces.....
U-Socket USB Wallplug
Look around you. Chances are pretty good there are at least half a dozen things within arm's reach of you that are plugged into a power outlet. Your laptop, your tablet computer, your phone... even that awesome pair of wireless headphones need to be charged. Everything gets plugged in, though some of the smaller devices have charging interfaces that double for data ports. Your cellphone, for instance, probably recharges over USB. The manufacturer was kind enough to give you a wall-outlet dongle that converts the 110 volts coming out of your wall outlet into 5 volts of USB power. That's fine, but you'll either lose an outlet with that adapter, or you'll misplace the dongle, and you'll have to plug into your computer, and that's not always convenient. So some enterprising engineers at Fastmac realized how easy it would be to just build the transformers right into the wall outlets! Put 2 USB ports in the wall plate next to the 110 volt sockets, and you've doubled the versatility of your power line. We just happened to get a hold of a handful of these outlets, and brought them to you because, well, we think they're pretty awesome. Note that you need to use your considerable brains to install these outlets. Please learn everything you can about replacing wall outlets before even thinking about performing this kind of electrical work. Electricity is dangerous, and you could electrocute yourself, set the house on fire, or ruin your sensitive electronics if you do something wrong. This is srs bznz, so don't cut corners. Tell you what, just do yourself a favor and watch this video. It'll only take a minute. We'll wait. Once you've followed the instructions, you should be able to enjoy some USB power coming right out of your wall. It's the future, man. Features Input voltage: AC 100 to 125V 50/60Hz Output voltage: USB: DC 5.0V 2100mA (2.1 amps) Operation temperature: 0 to 35 Degrees Celsius (32 to 95 Degrees Fahrenheit) Guaranteed to charge all mobile phones that accept USB power, including iPhone 4! 100% Safety Certified, meets all UL standards Approved by NEC (National Electric Code) in all of North America Made and manufactured in the USA
So, it's mid-summer, and Mario wakes up full of energy. The sun is shining brightly and there's nary a cloud-that-looks-just-like-a-bush in the sky. He steps outside in his Tanooki bathing suit, and squints hard. The sun is-a so bright! So what does Mario do? Simple - he slips on a pair of 8-Bit Sunglasses. And now you can have your own 8-Bit Sunglasses. They are stylish, fun, actually work, and fit most adult heads. They probably won't fit Bowser's head, but most others...
Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man Shirt
This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotubes into your brain. The chest-mounted uni-beam is powered by photons, which it collects and then disperses when the wearer enters a dark area. For all body parts covered by the Mark IX's new form factor, the suit provides protection from adverse weather conditions, UV rays, and temperature extremes. It is designed for up to two days of use inside Earth's atmosphere, although after the first 12 hours of use its effectiveness is reduced. After 24 hours, it begins to act as a repulsor. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Shirt has three components: the t-shirt, a light panel with a long cable, and a battery box. When fresh batteries are in the battery box and the unit is switched on, the Arc Reactor shines brightly. So this particular arc reactor isn't going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide. Product Specifications Officially licensed Marvel collectible Black cotton t-shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Looks like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit Flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior Provides protection from adverse weather, UV rays, and temperature extremes With fresh batteries in the battery box, Arc Reactor will glow when switched on Will not prevent shrapnel from reaching your heart Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: 1. Detach cable from battery box. 2. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. 3. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat.