Cracked Up Mug
"One of our favorite blogs to peruse when we're looking to waste time is ""There I Fixed It,"" one of the many blogs in the Cheezburger family. A power chair attached to a lawnmower? YES. Using a Sharpie to customize your car's paint job? Uhhhh.. probably not. Fixing darn near anything with the power of duct tape? HECK YES. The Cracked Up Mug is all it's cracked up to be. If you fall to pieces without caffeine or your morning meeting inspires you to HULK SMASH, this is the mug for you. Even though it looks shattered, it safely holds 12 ounces of life-giving caffeinated beverage without any leaks. Product Specifications Cracked mug looks like Hulk smashed it We glued it for you! Fixed! Holds 12 ounces of the beverage that keeps you together Material: Ceramic Yes, it's dishwasher safe!"
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
Real bombs are sad. Real bombs hurt. Real bombs are for making things break. Seed Bombs are happy. Seed Bombs heal. Seed Bombs are for making thing more beautiful. Seed Bombs are a simple way to add smiles to the face of the planet. We added a few more words to be more descriptive; we call them Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants, and you can learn more about them by reading the next chunk of words. Welcome to the next chunk of words...
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
Hershey's Syrup Tin Candle
"Overview:* Mmmm...chocolate* Hand-poured candle in a pure Hershey's chocolate syrup scent* Housed in a genuine Hershey's tin* 3"diameter, 3"hContent & Care:* Metal, wax* Wipe clean* Imported,BROWN,ONE SIZE"
Das Boot Beer Glass
But how could we pass up the opportunity to share the miracle of a 92 oz. beer glass? Really, this monster holds 2.72076 liters of your favorite beverage (or pudding for that matter). Given that introduction, it should come as no surprise that Mike K., the star of Shirt Plate, brought this product to our attention. Setting the obvious jokes aside, friends, neighbors, and small pets will be amazed by the sheer volume of material this glass will hold...
Heat Changing TARDIS Mug
Remember when the tenth Doctor first arrived on the scene? All he needed was a good cup of tea to really get going. And once some hot liquids got into him (well, into the TARDIS . . . well, into the Doctor's lungs . . . well . . . ), he was really able to strut his stuff. And now you can too, with this awesome Doctor Who Heat Changing TARDIS Mug. See, the TARDIS starts in London, resting calmly on a city street...
Rubik's Cube Alarm Clock
"The 80's saw many trends come and go - our favorite, of course, was legwarmers, but coming in a close second were those colorful cubic twisty puzzles that boggled our minds. Remember solving them with a screwdriver? Yeah, we did that, too. We won't tell if you don't. Eventually, though, we figured out how to solve the thing properly. Before too long, we got fast at it - fast enough to compete professionally! There's even one monkey that can glance at each side for a few seconds, close his eyes, and solve it in less than a minute. He's a genius, but he's also memorized the phonebook. Up to ""G."" Kinda scary. Since we live the cube, it's time to BE the cube. Our desktops will show our love for the venerable puzzle from the days of Duran Duran. The LCD display of this unique clock shows the time, sure, but give the top-row a twist, and you can switch the display between the Alarm, Calendar, and even the Temperature settings! There were lots of great things about the 80's, certainly. We're just taking those great ideas and updating them for the new millennium. Now, if we can just bring back the piano necktie..."
Dessert Candles - Cherry Cheesecake and Vanilla Cupcake
"Scentaments Dessert Candles - Cherry Cheesecake & Vanilla Cupcake Imagine walking into a bakery every day with those enticing aromas of freshly baked breads and delectable cakes and pies. This set of candles will allow you to enjoy your favorite dessert smell whenever you want, right in your home. What You Get (2) 8 oz. scented candles Scentaments Dessert Candles - Cherry Cheesecake & Vanilla Cupcake Features Candles smell like cherry cheesecake and vanilla cupcake Candles burn up to 40 hours Decorative, display throughout the house Specs Measurements: Approx. 7""H x 3""D Weight: Approx. 8 oz. Material Composition: Glass vessel, wax and lead free wick Care: Keep wick centered and trimmed to 1/4"" to ensure even burning and prevent flame from becoming too large Burn only on a stable heat resistant surface for not more than 4 hours at a time Spec: Country of Origin: USA Notes"
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FRED Unisex's The Doomed Skull Shot Glass
FRED Unisex's The Doomed Skull Shot Glass, Housewares: The FRED Doomed Skull Shot Glass Your night of drinks will soon become deadly with this urban style skull designed shot glass. This Fred Doomed Skull Shot glass shapes your drink into a skull shape as you pour it into the glass cavity. It is definitely one of a kind. Shot glass Shapes your drink into a skull Imported By FRED
Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore by ThinkGeek
Purchase Limited to 2 Per Customer. We have to admit that once we built our dream house in Minecraft our regular world house paled in comparison. Alas, a building of that magnificence in our neck of the woods would cost far more than the amount of bananas we make as ThinkGeek monkeys. We must continue to build our dreams in pixels... If you dream of living in your own Minecraft creations, we think you'd like to sleep by the warm glow of the Minecraft Redstone Ore Light...
Do you sip your coffee from a demitasse? Is your pinky extended? Gah! Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children. Finally, it should be drunk from a vessel that is worthy of the finest caffeinated beverage on the planet. Any mug you dare drink coffee from should be big enough to hold 20 ounces of Joe, and be big and heavy enough to use as a melee weapon should the Zombie Apocalypse finally come. Your wish is our command, bitches. This mug's handle is shaped like a face-smashing set of brass-knuckles, and will put anyone around you on notice: I'm drinking my coffee, dammit. Interrupt me at your own physical peril.
Hot Rod Heated Travel Mug
Your morning routine probably includes coffee, and a daily commute. You take great pains to make sure your coffee is rich and delicious, and, most importantly, hot. So when it comes to taking your travel mug full of hot coffee with you for your trip to work, what happens? You guessed it. The coffee gets cold before you really get a chance to enjoy it. Most travel mugs, you see, do a very bad job at actually insulating, and bleed out heat faster than an airlock blows out atmosphere...
Camera Lens Mug
Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot...
"Cats are all about stalking. We have fond memories of growing up with indoor/outdoor cats who would bring us the severed heads of chipmunks and moles. (It's only slightly less creepy than waking up with a dead horse on the pillow next to you.) We're really not sure what happened to the rest of the bodies, but the heads were delivered in a neat little line outside the front door. Were they a gift... or a warning? The Zig-N-Zag Ball plays into your kitty's hunting instincts. The ball-within-a-ball mechanism is self-winding and will send the ball zigging and zagging erratically when hit. Gone are the days when a ball would obey the laws of physics! (Okay, this one still does, but in a more roundabout manner! Down, physics geeks! Down, boys! and girls!) What matters is that your kitty will assume this ball will act like all their other balls, but as soon as they swat it, those assumptions will fly out the window. Fight kitty boredom and provide hours of exercise with the Zig-N-Zag Ball! Product Specifications Crazy cat toy that rolls around unpredictably when swatted Self-winding mechanism, no batteries required Smart toy for smart cats who are bored with normal balls Satisfies kitty's need to stalk prey Dimensions: 2"" diameter Assorted colors: Please allow our robots to choose one for you"
LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti
Times have changed since you got caught for doodling that cute girl's name on your desk in elementary school. Now you can mark your territory in a non-permanent electronic fashion with the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti. This set of 20 different LEDs each has a battery and a magnet attached. Pull the tab to activate, then toss them on any ferrous metal surface... they stick and glow brightly announcing to everyone in the vicinity that you were indeed there. But make sure you stick the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti on stuff you own, or are able to remove them later... because gone are the days when you can post funny battery powered LED signs all over Boston and get away with it. WARNING This is not a toy. Keep away from children as this item contains small magnets and batteries. Make sure you use the Magnetic Digital Graffiti responsibly. Do not apply to property which is not your own.
Bleeding Skull Candle
We've been to our share of Halloween parties, horror movie watching parties, and horror roleplaying games. We know scary. We love scary. Most skull candles we've found have been more kitschy than scary. The Bleeding Skull Candle? It's something worthy of being the centerpiece at our Halloween feast or mood lighting for our Call of Cthulhu game. At first, you'll just have a normal skull candle. Place it on a heat-resistant plate, because in a while, you'll need it! Light up the Bleeding Skull Candle and begin your night of mayhem and horror. As it burns, bright red wax will ooze from its eye sockets and down its face, pooling ever so deliciously on the plate. (See why you needed it?) The longer it bleeds, the creepier and bloodier it gets, making it perfect for those nights when you keep turning the dial up, up, up on the scare factor. Product Specifications Spooky skull candle bleeds as it burns Perfect centerpiece for your Halloween feast (or anytime!) On the outside, it looks like a normal skull candle! On the inside, it's full of red wax, which bleeds out the eye holes in a most creepy way (how else can one bleed out the eye holes?) The longer the candle burns, the more "blood" pours out Dimensions: 4" x 3.5" x 4.5" Important Candle Safety Notes: Remove all packaging before lighting. Place on a protected, heat-resistant plate, away from anything that can catch fire, and out of reach of children and pets. Keep wick trimmed to 1/8” at all times. If smoking occurs, blow candle out. Trim wick, remove trimmings, and relight. Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, or any combustible material. Keep the wick centered. Avoid burning in draft. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep it within sight at all times. Keep all matches and lighters out of the reach of children.
80-HOUR CANDLE BY THE HOUR
Candles such as these were used as timers for courting couples. The parents would pull the candle rope, make a cut, and when the candle self-extinguished, the canoodling came to an end. Our modern-day version features all-natural, odorless beeswax, a smoke-free cotton wick, and a metal stand complete with a candle cutter. For every three inches of candle, you get about an hour of burn time to while away as you please. This one comes with an 80-hour candle, which means plenty of hours for courting and such. Imported. 5"W x 5"D x 11"H.
Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
We don't know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we're saddled with significant others, roommates, and/or geeklings, the math gets complicated...
"Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that ""ice"" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below freezing, then the hard water starts to melt and your drink becomes all watery and doesn't taste good anymore. It's all very scientific stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Luckily, a few great soapstone workers in Perkinsville, Vermont have created Whiskey Stones. These little ice-imitators are specially designed to put a slight chill in your Whiskey. All you do is put them in the freezer for a few hours and then pop a couple into a glass of single malt. Once you're done, rinse, dry and do it all over again! And no need to worry about a watery drink, because these stones don't dilute (that’s the best part). Dylan Thomas would've loved these things. We hope you will too."
Self Stirring Mug
How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up - what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Tongue depressors? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure...
Rubik's Cube Mug
Liquids are our favorite things to drink. And puzzles are our favorite things to solve. Combine the two, and you have the perfect way to quench your thirst while satiating your love of puzzles. What could we be talking about? Why the Rubik's Cube Mug, of course (you know, the thing that's in all these pictures). Each Rubik's Cube Mug comes presolved (and, really, it can't be messed up, so there). Although it seems difficult to drink out of a cube, the lip is actually curved a bit for your comfort. It's a mug. It's a Rubik's Cube. It's the Rubik's Cube Mug! Drink from one of the world's most beloved puzzles, and show your pride in the Cube that Rubik built. Rubik's Cube Mug It's a mug, but it looks like a Rubik's Cube, but it's a mug! A curved lip actually makes drinking out of a cube easy. Ceramic mug is not dishwasher/microwave safe. Hand wash only! Holds: 8oz (250ml) of liquid goodness. Dimensions: approx 3" cubed (not included handle).