Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk
"We've been staring at the cover art for Assassin's Creed III and drooling ever since it was released. For starters, it's just a really powerful image. But it also features a really badass, yet sexy tomahawk. Our brains started thinking about how we could craft one for our next convention. (And a tiny one for Timmy, of course.) Then we saw it... A true warrior's weapon, assuming your metal of choice is convention-approved PU latex, this instrument of war is over 19 inches of pure grace. Sculpted to look just like the weapon in the game, it's the final piece to your Assassin's Creed cosplay ensemble. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for Halloween, cosplay, or any day you'd like to put an axe in someone's head without being arrested. Product Specifications Finish off your Assassin's Creed costume with this handsome weapon Silver colored foam hatchet blade shines like justice Fiberglass insert gives it a hefty feel in your hand Perfect for cosplay (conventions have rules about real tomahawks, sadly) Dimensions: approx. 19.68"" long"
MythBusters' Gear - Failure is Always an Option
"Good scientists will tell you that any test that yields valid data is a valid test. They might be a bit depressed when they say it, but it's true. Other scientists who will argue that any test is valid if you learn something from the experience. This is particularly true of ones who can't predict what's going to happen. We're not talking about the ability to know ahead of time the result of an experiment. That's the point of doing the experiment in the fist place. But on the most basic level, what's going to happen? The sort of unexpected things that happen when you mix Jamie with C4 or killer robots and Grant (hint: they weren't killer to begin with). We kid. We kid. But failure is an important part of the learning process, in both science and life. If you haven't already heard it and have a free half hour, listen to Adam Savage's speech at Maker Faire Bay Area 2009 on some of his colossal failures for perspective. And then come back here and buy this shirt. Because failure is always an option. Adam's catchprhase from MythBusters, ""Failure is always an option,"" stenciled in yellow and black on the front of an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed MythBusters' gear."
Mini Batman Bat-Signal
In the inky cloak of florescent lighting, things keep disappearing from your desk. First it was a pen. Then a pencil. Then a sandwich. Then your mouse. Assuming you aren't taking these things home with you, there's office theft abounding. But these crimes are too small to call the police - you need to call a mini Batman! And what better way to summon Mini Batman than with this Mini Batman Bat-Signal...
Blood Bath Shower Gel
The blade flashes. The violins stab out freaky chords. The shower curtain is pulled off its rings - one by one. Chocolate syrup gets washed down the drain. And then Norman Bates needs to take a shower himself (filming a Hitchcock film is hard work, you know). Lucky for him, stashed away with his knife and wig, he has a bag of Blood Bath Shower Gel. And that means he'll not only get clean, but he'll have fun doing it. Blood Bath Shower Gel the perfect addition to your gory bathroom. It smells like cherry, cleans ya real good, feels and looks like extra thick blood, and has a rope to hang it from any nook or cranny of your shower. And hang it you will, because then the IV-styled blood bag will really show off its good looks. This crimson cleanser goes great with your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat (see below)! Blood Bath Shower Gel - it murders grime.
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.