USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
USB DRIVE (IRON MAN 8GB)
MARVEL AVENGERS MR-Z08GIMA-C USB DRIVE (IRON MAN 8GB)
Dane-Elec Marvel Classic Heroes USB Drive, 4GB
Everyone Dreams Of Becoming A Superhero. And With Dane-Elec's New Line Of Marvel Comic Usb Drives, That Dream Is Now A Reality. Dane-Elec Has Teamed Up With Marvel To Bring Your Customers The Classic Line Of Superhero Usb Drives: Spiderman, Iron Man, & Wolverine. Step Into The World Of Spiderman, One Filled With Superhuman Strength, Super-Fast Reflexes, And A Precognitive Sense Of Approaching Danger. The Spiderman Usb Drive Comes In The Life-Like Shape Of The Amazing Spider-Man Himself, Complete With Exclusive And Unique Content. Experience The Engineering Genius Of The Infamous Iron Man And Tony Stark's Masterful Gold And Titanium Armored Suit. Dane-Elec Brings The Power And Mystique Of Iron Man To Life With The Iron Man Usb Drive, Complete With Exclusive Content And Action-Packed Fun, This Usb Is A Must-Carry For Customers Who Are Sure To Be Die-Hard Iron Man Fans. Forever Young, And Fiercely Superhuman, Wolverine Is The Last Of The New Dane-Elec Usb Drives. Possessing Animal-Keen Senses, Retracting Bone Claws, And The Ability To Heal From Virtually Any Wound Or Toxin At An Accelerated Rate- Wolverine Is A True Legend. Dane-Elec's New Flash Drives Breathe Life Into Marvel's Characters With The Latest Usb Technology, Storage, And Performance You Trust. Collect All Three Superheroes, And Give Your Customers A Taste Of Superhero Stardom.
Adventure Time 16in Cuddle Pillows
As part of his list of superpowers, Jake can turn himself into a super cuddly pillow for you to squeeze and hug! Just grab him quick before he changes back. You can snuggle up to his soft fur and nap all you want. Lumpy Space Princess is a bit standoffish, kind of mean, and mostly apathetic, but she’s super cuddly. We're not sure about her. It’s obvious that LSP doesn’t care about anything, ever, so hugging her would be easy. The problem would be living with her; she’s so lazy, and doesn’t even care, that she would never clean up after herself. Make your decision, adventurer: either the superpowered stretchy Jake or the apathetic, but vastly more huggable Lumpy Space Princess. At 16”, the well-stitched, super durable, awesomely soft choice is up to you, and it’s a tough one. Choose wisely, or don’t choose at all and get both for some awesome snuggly sleepy-time adventures! Bullet Headline For Ages 3 years and up 16” deluxe cuddle plush pillow! Super durable Very soft and cuddly Officially licensed Adventure Time collectible
Doctor Who TARDIS Throw Blanket - Exclusive
How do we let the Doctor know we're ready to be his next companion? We're drinking out of our TARDIS mug, brewing tea in our TARDIS teapot, wearing our TARDIS t-shirt and TARDIS hat, and wrapped up in the TARDIS Throw...
YELLOW 3.5MM For Big Mouth Toys Banana Phone Handset
* Comes with a standard 3.5 mm jack. * MP3 player not included. Fun to have, easy to use. Great gift idea.
Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore by ThinkGeek
Purchase Limited to 2 Per Customer. We have to admit that once we built our dream house in Minecraft our regular world house paled in comparison. Alas, a building of that magnificence in our neck of the woods would cost far more than the amount of bananas we make as ThinkGeek monkeys. We must continue to build our dreams in pixels... If you dream of living in your own Minecraft creations, we think you'd like to sleep by the warm glow of the Minecraft Redstone Ore Light...
Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
Camera Lens Mug
Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot...
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
Zombie Attack Hoodie
This hoodie features the battle scars you earned in your fight with the zombie hordes. Clearly, you've had better days. There are bloody handprints near the pockets and slashes across the chest. There's a deep slash across the back that reveals your exposed spine. There's a bandage on your left wrist revealing bite marks. There's a chunk of missing skull on the back of the hood, which is lined in brains. We'd say you ought to get that looked at, except there's a pretty massive blood spatter on the front of the hood around the area where your mouth would be. Which implies that you ain't one of us any more. But you put up a valiant fight, and for that we salute you. But we're not taking the helmet off, no how, no way. This charcoal grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull (not shown in the photo) is a silver-colored biohazard symbol. We recommend that you turn it inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. Front Length(from where hood meets shoulder) 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in.
Adventure Time Finn's Hat
So, all the missiles went off and the world as we know it ended. Oh well. What's the last human to do? Why, be raised by a family of loving dogs and then go out into the world and find adventure. And do you know what time it is when you go out to find adventure? ADVENTURE TIME! Duh. And now you can be just like the kid we're talking about when you wear your Adventure Time Finn's Hat. Each Adventure Time Finn's Hat is made with love by the wonderful denizens of Ooo and exported here (somehow) for your adventuring needs. Made of soft polyester fleece and sized to fit most adult heads, this is one easy step in getting the perfect Finn costume. Then, just grab your trusty dog and head off on adventures. Folks will get out of your way (and tell stories of your bravery after you pass) when you're wearing an Adventure Time Finn's Hat. Holy stuff! waving snail Adventure Time Finn's Hat Get ready to make all your adventures more adventurous with this accurate replica of Finn's hat! Made of 100% polyester, super-soft fleece. Chin strap closes with hook-and-loop strip. Fully licensed hat thing. One size fits most (intended for ages 14 and older). Dimensions: Head sized - with ears and a chinstrap.
Ladies' Doctor Who Low-Cut Socks 3 pack
It's time to go. The TARDIS is on your lawn, the Doctor is waiting...but you need to get ready! Dress up your feet with Daleks, Cybermen, and bow ties with these Doctor Who low-cut socks. Casual and fun, you'll be ready to run from -- well, Daleks and Cybermen, and live to fight on for all the other adventures to come. Each pack comes with three different pairs of socks for three days of travel through time and space. The "fashion icon" pack comes with design-inspired Dalek, TARDIS and Cybermen socks. The "who text" socks declares that "Bowties are Cool," confesses "I Product Specifications 3-pack of low-cut Doctor Who ladies socks For the stylish lady of the Whovian persuasion Fabric content: 62% Acrylic, 35% Polyester, 3% Spandex One size fits ladies shoe sizes 5-10 Choose from the "Who Text", "Fashion icon", or "Dalek" pack. Fashion Icon pack includes: Dalek, TARDIS and Cybermen Who Text pack includes: "Time Lord", "Bowties are Cool" and "I Three colors of Dalek
Captain America Socks
Captain America is not here to lead the country. I'm here to serve it. If I'm a captain, then I'm a soldier. Not of any military branch, but of the American people. Years ago, in simpler times, this suit and this shield were created as a symbol to help make America the land it's supposed to be... to help it realize its destiny. Ricocheting from supervillain duel to supervillain duel doesn't always serve that purpose. There's a difference between fighting against evil and fighting for the common good. I'm not always able to choose my battles... but effective immediately, I'm going to make an effort to choose the battles that matter. Battles against injustice, against cynicism, against intolerance. I will still serve with the Avengers. I will continue to defend this nation from any and all threats it may face. But as of today, I am not a "superhero." Now and forevermore, I am a man of the people. Together, you and I will identify and confront America's problems. Together, we will figure out what we are and what we can be. Together, we will define the American Dream and make it an American reality. -- Captain America, Vol. 4, #7 We're kinda hoping for the comic book world to intersect with the real world so we can vote Captain America in 2016. In the meantime, we have these awesome socks, complete with wings! Prefer your heroes with capes? We have caped socks, too! Product Specifications Winged socks with the Captain America shield One-size-fits-most women (and tiny but powerful men) Materials: 80% acrylic, 17% polyester, 3% spandex Care: Machine washable Dimensions: Heel-to-toe: 8.5" (unstretched) - 13" (full stretch) Cuff: 6" (unstretched) - 12.5" (max stretch) Height: 9"
Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man 3 Shirt
So this particular arc reactor isnt going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide.
Bioshock Infinite Songbird Tee
Songbird is the spiritual successor to Bioshock's Big Daddy, and so he needed to be large, iconic, and terrifying. It was important to Creative Director Ken Levine that, in a floating city defined by its airspaces and vistas, one of the game's signature antagonists could fly. Only a creature visually defined by his wings could properly dominate the spaces of Columbia. In early development, Songbird was a dragon, and later a giant eagle. The artists pulled back and produced the leather-clad horror seen here. One scary songbird on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Caffeine Molecule Necklace
Your favorite molecule shouldn't be relegated to casual Fridays. Bring it with you every day with a sterling silver incarnation. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics, this sterling silver caffeine molecule pendant is about 1.5 inches wide. It hangs from a sterling silver snake chain that can be adjusted for length between 16 and 18 inches. Each necklace is packaged in recycled paper jewelry box and includes an informational tag about caffeine. We know you're already in the know about caffeine, but if this is a gift or something that tag could come in handy. Or you could carry it with you for easier explanations when folks ask you what your necklace is all about.
Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring
We love steampunk style. The tiny top hats, the goggles (they do nothing!), the corsets, the leather, the crazy weapons. We love that there's no canon, no official characters to cosplay, so you're free to let your imagination go wild when designing a costume. We're calling this amazing accessory Captain Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring, named after... well, actually, we just made him up...
Dragon Ear Wrap
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though...
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
If you're hanging out with the likes of us, you're far from normal. You probably have a creature in your basement, just waiting to be animated by the next thunderstorm. Or perhaps you are the creature in the basement... This hand-sculpted brain candle is suspended in gel wax, so it looks just like a laboratory specimen. Thankfully, it doesn't smell like formaldehyde. Actually, it doesn't smell like anything since we couldn't agree on what brains should smell like. Pop off the lid, light it up, and your mad science laboratory or evil wizard lair will be ablaze with neurotic brilliance. Product Specifications Why be normal, Abby? Have a brain candle! Hand-sculpted brain candle suspended in gel wax Scent: Unscented (what do brains smell like anyway?) Dimensions (jar): 4" x 4"
Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen
Time to update a classic that updated a classic. Imagine this: two rival gangs, one named the Jets and one named the Sharks. They live in Anytown, and any time they meet, they rumble. And dance a bit. And when they rumble, they pull out their Butterfly Knife-Styled Pens and show off their tricks. Why? Because this pen can flip and spin and write and it's just plain awesome. And, as you know, the pen is mightier than the sword...
There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don't necessarily have to read them. Being honest here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate. But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires. But really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job...
Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk
"We've been staring at the cover art for Assassin's Creed III and drooling ever since it was released. For starters, it's just a really powerful image. But it also features a really badass, yet sexy tomahawk. Our brains started thinking about how we could craft one for our next convention. (And a tiny one for Timmy, of course.) Then we saw it... A true warrior's weapon, assuming your metal of choice is convention-approved PU latex, this instrument of war is over 19 inches of pure grace. Sculpted to look just like the weapon in the game, it's the final piece to your Assassin's Creed cosplay ensemble. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for Halloween, cosplay, or any day you'd like to put an axe in someone's head without being arrested. Product Specifications Finish off your Assassin's Creed costume with this handsome weapon Silver colored foam hatchet blade shines like justice Fiberglass insert gives it a hefty feel in your hand Perfect for cosplay (conventions have rules about real tomahawks, sadly) Dimensions: approx. 19.68"" long"
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
Sunpak - Dslr67 Led Light
This macro ring light features 12 high-powered LEDs that can be used on high or low to illuminate your macro photo subject. The flexible shaft allows for easy movement and placement, so it works with lenses with filter attachment sizes of up to 67mm.
Doctor Who TARDIS 4 Port USB Hub
I seek audience with the ThinkGeek Consciousness under peaceful contract, according to Convention Fifteen of the Shadow Proclamation. This is the vehicle of the Time Lord. TARDIS, or Time And Relative Dimension In Space has its chameleon circuit broken, so it's stuck looking like an old British Police box from Earth year zero-point-five-slash-apple-slash-five-zero, or 1950 by local reckoning. That, and it's become a 4 port USB hub a mere 11 centimeters tall...
GoPro - HERO3 HD Camcorder - Black
Capture important moments with this GoPro HERO3 camcorder that offers digital still resolution up to 12.0MP and low-light recording for versatility. The built-in Wi-Fi lets you control the camera from a compatible device or the included Wi-Fi remote.