Rainbow Dash Hoodie
Let's face it: Rainbow Dash is best pony. And if you don't agree, that's fine, you can just go wear hoodies with other ponies on them. Dashy isn't jealous. She's confident that she is at least 20% cooler, faster, braver, awesomer than everypony in Ponyville. Hooves down. Not everypony will be awesome enough to rock this amazing hoodie. This 80% cotton, 20% polyester full zip hoodie is the perfect Rainbow Dash blue and features her big, curious eyes right in front. On your flank (also known as left-kidney area) is her screenprinted cutie mark, and you get a bonus cutie mark zipper pull in front. Here's the 20% cooler part. (No, it's not the polyester, but good guess!) Pull the hood up, and you'll have pony ears and a rainbow mane. You'll also expose the dimensional, embroidered, pegasus wings on the back. If there's a black cloud hanging over your world, wearing this hoodie will surely sweep it away. Turn inside out before machine washing in cold water. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 22 in. 22 1/2 in. 23 in. 23 1/2 in. Note: While this hoodie will give you wings and you and are 20% cooler, you are still unable to fly. ThinkGeek suggests that everypony remain with feet firmly planted on Earth.
USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
Skel-E-Gnomette Garden Sculpture Just when you think you've seen them all, these overworked garden friends will make your neighbors and passersby look twice. They've been garden-guarding so long they're nothing but bones. Indoor or outdoor use. Painted polyresin. 18-1/2"H x 7-1/2"W x 4-1/2"D
Doctor Who TARDIS Play Tent
Alrighty, we know that this is a kids' tent. But it's 61" tall, which can accommodate some shorter adults and all sitting adults! So move over, kids. You're not the only ones who want to pretend that you're flying away with the Doctor. The Doctor Who Play Tent puts the TARDIS right in your living room! This canvas tent measures about five feet in height, and unfolds to reveal the control room of the 11th Doctor's TARDIS...
Relax Sack 8 ft. Foam Bean Bag Sofa Cover - Textured Microfiber
The 8 Foot Relax Sack Textured Microfiber Foam Bean Bag Sofa Cover gives you comfortable relaxation with convenient handling. This cover has a gentle and smooth texture that conforms to the shape of your body providing a relaxing support. The cover is water tolerant, stain-resistant, and can be cleaned easily with a damp cloth or a machine wash. The chocolate, textured microfiber exterior remains new for a long time without stretching or sagging.
Aqua End Table 15 Gallon Aquarium
Thrillingly creative square table aquariumSolid square 3/8-inch beveled glass topBlack acrylic pedestal base hides filtersIlluminated from beneath blue glass gravelHolds 15 gallons of fresh water. We love this. We want this. We can't believe no one thought of this before! The Aqua End Table Aquarium is creative from top to bottom: the 3/8-inch beveled glass top is illuminated by light shining through the sparkling glass gravel on the bottom. It definitely sets a sensuous mood. Included black acrylic base hides away the silent filters and pump. Decorative plants and blue glass gravel are all included. Did we mention we want this?
Aqua Octagon Coffee Table 40 Gallon Aquarium
Dazzling octagon coffee table aquariumSolid 3/8-inch beveled glass top is strongIlluminated from below through sparkling blue glass gravelBlack acrylic pedestal base hides 2-stage filterFilters pump aerator decorative plants includedHolds 40 gallons of fresh water. Imagine the intimate creative conversations you'll have while sitting around this breathtaking Aqua Octagon Coffee Table Aquarium. It's oblong shape is perfect for even long couches but nobody is going to notice the couch now that you've added this unbelievable centerpiece. It's stunning from top to bottom: the 3/8-inch sparkling beveled glass top is lit from below through the blue glass gravel on the bottom giving you one more reason to turn down the room lights. The included black acrylic base conceals the silent two-stage filter and pump. Decorative plants and blue glass gravel come with it too. All you need now are clear glass cups and glasses so you don't miss anything.
"With the popularity of netbooks, tablets, and other tiny typing devices, our fat fingers often yearn for a normal-sized keyboard. Alas, if we're traveling, our full-sized keyboard stays at the office with our docking station, so we are the Lords and Ladies of Typos. Or perhaps in your house there are tiny fingers on your keyboard... the kind of fingers that are often sticky and covered in who-knows-what? If you have geeklings, you've probably had your share of stuck keys and dead keyboards after a drink-related oopsie. Enter the Roll-Up Keyboard, ready to solve both problems! The internal components are sealed inside a single-piece silicone case, preventing damage from debris, moisture, and most anything you can spill on it. It's easily hand-washed with gentle cleansers and is constructed without screws or sharp edges, so it's perfect for kids or klutzes. The soft-touch keys, including numeric keypad, Sleep, Wake, and Power keys are silent and responsive for easy typing wherever you go. Just roll it up and stick it in your laptop bag. Product Specifications 108-key roll-up keyboard for typing on the go 100% silicone, latex-free construction, virtually indestructible Silent operation makes it ideal for computing away from home Ergonomic key arrangement, including Power, Sleep, and Wake keys Number, Scroll, and Caps Lock with LED indicators Easy-to-clean, hygienic surface resists dust, moisture, spills, and contaminants. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. (Do not clean with any harsh solvents.) 5,000,000 keystroke switch life Voltage: +5 V DC +/- 250 mA USB cable length: 50 inches Dimensions: 19"" x 5.5"" x 0.6"" Weight: 10 ounces Made for Windows, but works on Macs, too! (The Windows key works as the Command key on a Mac.)"
Cube - Bluetooth Laser Projected Keyboard
"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
Black Forest Ent Tree Statue
Bark, the Black Forest Ent Tree Statue Raising his twisted and gnarled arms, this ferocious-faced tree ent (Anglo Saxon for giant) was inspired by the imaginative troll-tales of Tolkien and other fantasy spinners. Our two-foot-high inhabitant of Middle Earth was amazingly sculpted 360 degrees, cast in quality designer resin and painstakingly hand-painted to help you protect your very own kingdom. A Toscano exclusive for home or garden! 16"W x 12"D x 24"H. 15 lbs.
Raptor Skeleton Sculpture
Raptor Skeleton Garden Sculpture Surprise garden visitors with your own archeological "findings!" Be your very own archeologist with this sun-bleached discovery from the Mesozoic Era! Unearth your very own raptor with this three-piece sculpture sure to surprise garden visitors as they discover an archeological dig hidden right in your landscape. Stretching over two feet long, this quality designer resin sculpture replicates the weathered bones of extinct reptiles that once roamed the earth. The flat back allows for optional wall hanging. 27"W x 2"D x 10 1/2"H. 4 lbs.
Bare Paint Conductive Paint Kits
Ok, no long stories or goofy anythings. Makers out there - you need to get some of this Bare Paint Conductive Paint right now. It's that important. Why? Because it will revolutionize how you design circuits. Well, now how you design them, but what you put them on. Huh? We'll explain. Read on. Bare Paint Conductive Paint is just what the name implies: conductive paint. You can paint it onto walls, floors, any surface (except skin) and it will conduct electricity. From there, your imagination is the limit for what you can make. And get this: you can (once it's dry) paint over Bare Paint Conductive Paint to help it blend in to the surface it's on. AND, you can then add a new layer of Bare Paint Conductive Paint and the two layers won't interact (giving you the power of overlapping circuits). Get some now and start creating. Just don't forget to send us pictures, 'cause we want to be proud of all you make with your Bare Paint Conductive Paint. Bare Paint Conductive Paint Electrically conductive paint for painting circuits onto things. Yeah, you read that right: the paint becomes part of the circuit. Water based, nontoxic, and dries at room temperature. Perfect for painting onto any surface (except skin). Tech Specs: Density: 1.16 g/ml Surface Resistivity: 55 Ω/Sq @ 50 microns. Shelf Life Unopened: 6 months Drying Temperature: Bare Paint should be allowed to dry at room temperature. Drying time can be reduced by placing Bare Paint under a warm lamp or other low intensity heat source. Power Source: Bare Paint is intended for use with low voltage DC power sources and has not been tested with sources exceeding 12VDC. Higher voltages are not recommended. Repeat: Not for use on skin. Washes off with water - for easy clean up and correction. Includes an instruction/tip booklet on the top of the jar. Net Wt.: 50ml
Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but you don't have to fill all the space! Gotta leave room for the energies to flow. It's all feng shui and stuff. That's why we just had to snatch up a bunch of these Diecast Sonic Screwdrivers. They have the beauty of a collectible with a very realistic twist...
Portal 2 Plush Turret w/ Sound by ThinkGeek
"Welcome to the Science Enrichment Center! Step right in and meet your new friend..." The Plush Portal Turret is the perfect companion to your Companion Cube. Just imagine how much fun you'll have setting up your own testing scenarios with teddy bears or plush microbes. This is a scientific facility after all. We all know that science can be a rough business. So when you're feeling down, you can give this little friend a hug and know that it doesn't hate you and never will... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Sherlock Holmes Chess Pieces by Studio Anne Carlton
Sherlock Holmes is the world's most recognizable detective and one of literature's finest heroes. Now he and many of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's most memorable characters are here to help in your own battle of good vs. evil with the Sherlock Holmes Chess Pieces by Studio Anne Carlton. Each piece is carefully sculpted to resemble favorite characters like Watson Irene Adler the fearsome Hound of Baskervilles and the dastardly Moriarty. Each piece is made from crushed stone composite polyresin for the feel and weight of stone and the durability of modern plastic. King pieces stand at 4 inches tall.About Studio Anne CarltonEstablished in Hull Yorkshire in 1969 Studio Anne Carlton now lists over 100 chess sets.They all bear the hallmarks of skill and tradition so typical of the world-famous sculptors and artists used by Studio Anne Carlton. Each Studio Anne Carlton chess set uses the timeless skills and craftsmanship originating from the company's founding. All pieces are hand-produced and finished in either a traditional brown and cream appearance or hand decorated with painstaking detail. The sculptures often take many months to complete and every care is taken to ensure historical accuracy where appropriate. As the artists' masterpiece the figures pass through various casting processes until suitable production molds can be made without losing any of the original detail.In 2003 Studio Anne Carlton line was bought by Traditional Games. They moved manufacturing from the U.K. to China around 2003. All poly resin chess sets are made in China today. SAC's wooden chess sets come primarily from India. SAC is a name that stands for the world's recognized leader for decorative theme chess sets and other classic traditional games.
Magnet Powered Spinning Top
At the inception of this product description, let's begin by saying we won't reference any movies. No movies with totems or tops or that guy from Critters 3. This has absolutely nothing to do with any of that. It's just a top that, once spun, will continue to spin for about a week. It uses magnets, and that's why we call it the Magnet Powered Spinning Top! Science-wise, it's actually pretty cool what's going on with the Magnet Powered Spinning Top...
Ice Speed Chess Set
The old men at the park will be green with envy. Pop these unique chess game ice trays in the freezer while you consider your opening move. Play a Winner Eat All game with frozen juice pieces and an aggressive strategy or use colored water and see how many games you can play before your pawns melt. Or just have chess piece ice for your mojito. Your move...
Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures
"The zombies are coming. And not just regular zombies, oh no. Well, some regular zombies, of course, but also zombies with cones on their heads and in disco attire. But what's a homeowner to do? That's right: cultivate a garden. Because if video games have taught us anything, it's that the best way to repel the undead is with a lawn full of just the right plants. And now the battle is for realsies with these Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures. The Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures bring everything you love about the game right into the real world. 3.75"" tall and ready for action. There's the Peashooter, the Sunflower, and three types of zombies (Regular, Conehead, and Disco) to take the war off your smartphone, monitor, or tablet and onto your desk. Sure you can collect one of each of the Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures, but we know you wanna buy a ton so you can act out full games. Go ahead. We won't stop you. Time to copy/paste the genius wording of the game's creators: ""Time to soil your plants!"" Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures Stylized vinyl figures of one of the bestest games in the universe: Plants vs. Zombies. Choose from: Regular Zombie, Peashooter, Disco Zombie, Sunflower, and Conehead Zombie. Collect them all (and then some) and stage your own live action Plants vs. Zombies battles! Dimensions: approx. 3.75"" tall."
Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes
Ever since the first person grew teeth, they have gotten dirty. And ever since that first person looked in disgust at dirty teeth, we've worked tirelessly to clean them. From crushed oyster shells, to ferrets, to chemicals, humans have tried everything to get their chompers polished. Little did we know that the two best things to clean your teeth with are bacon and cupcakes. Well, only if the bacon and cupcakes in question are Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes. It's very simple. The bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon, while the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. It's almost like having breakfast or dessert while you clean your teeth from eating breakfast or dessert. Whoa! With that sort of crazy thought, Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes might very well destroy the fabric of time and space. Or they might just and clean your teeth. Either way, at least the Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes with be tasty. YAY! Delicious toothpaste helps you brush longer for better oral health (and justice!) Bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon and the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica, Glycerin, Flavor, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum. Net Wt.: 2.5 oz.
iOptron ST640 Digital Microscope, Grey
Take a closer look with this iOptron ST640 digital microscope. Watch the product video here. Camera embedded in the digital eyepieces shoots pictures and videos. Computer connection lets you view and organize your photos. Five prepared samples get you started. 3.5 inch LCD screen allows digital viewing. Rotating monocular head provides 360-degree movement. Glass 10x and 16x wide field eyepiece, 4x, 10x and 40x objective, and3200x maximum magnificationgive you several viewing choices. Barlow lens adds up to 2x magnification. LED illumination light source lends brighter, longer and energy-saving use. Metal body and hard carrying caseensure durability. Details: Includes: microscope & 5 prepared sample slides Some assembly required, no tools necessary Manufacturer's 1-year limited warrantyFor warranty information please click here Model no.6820 Promotional offers available online at Kohls.com may differ from those offered in Kohl's stores. Size: One size. Color: Grey. Gender: Unisex. Age Group: Kids. Material: Glass.
Art Bin Super Satchel Box With Removable ThreadTrays
Prevent knots and unwound spools with the Art Bin Super Satchel Box. This box keeps your thread organized in one place, and can hold a variety of spool sizes. The clever design helps prevent thread from falling or migrating if the box is turned sideways or upside down. The trays can be removed for easy access in your work area--use the box to store fabric scraps and quilt squares. Secure latches and carrying handle.Measures 15" x 14" x 3-1/2".
Doctor Who Monopoly
In celebration of the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, we have this collector's edition of Monopoly, which features artwork and references to 22 iconic episodes from the 50 years of the series. All 11 incarnations of the Doctor are featured, so it's fun for Whovians young and old. Of course, it's fifty human years of history in this game. In terms of actual time in the Doctor Who universe, it's billions of years back and forth through time and space...
My First Cthulhu Plush
"One of our favorite cartoons of the 80s was ""Cthulhu Babies!"" Remember all the fun adventures Baby Cthulhu, Baby Nyarlathotep. and all the other babies had? That time they devoured Nanny's soul and then did a musical number pretending they were characters in ""Raiders of the Lost Ark"" - priceless. Ah . . . we love remembering memories. Anywho, now you can finally share the abject horror and cuteness of Baby Cthulhu with your kids when you buy My First Cthulhu Plush. My First Cthulhu Plush is super soft and super huggable. Designed for the young ones (to get them in the cult early), these plush are safety tested for ages 3 and up. That means your wee ones can learn about the Old Ones as soon as they are able to really run away in fear. Full of loves and hugs and power and terror beyond comprehension, My First Cthulhu Plush want to come home with you today! My First Cthulhu Plush The cutest and bestest way to introduce Cthulhu into the lives of your little spawn. Super soft material is fun to hug and love. Safety tested for children ages 3 and up. Dimensions: approx. 10"" x 10"" x 4""."
DIY - I Love You Bean
People often talk about the "language of love" and the "hidden language and meaning of flowers and plants." Well the time has come to cram these two languages into one easy-to-grow, polyglot plant. We give you, the I Love You Bean. It's very simple to show folks you love them with this plant. Read on, and find out why. You see, the I Love You Bean is just about the best gift you can give someone...
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, and you know the rest. This light-up, color changing cushion is the fluffiest light source you'll find anywhere. Use it to create some mood lighting or as a soothing rainbow night light in your child's room. A simple tap to the center of the pillow turns it on and another tap turns it off. Ultra bright LEDs create beautiful colors that illuminate the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between colors. It's chill, it's beautiful. It may or may not attract unicorns. Product Features A chill and colorful way to set some mood lighting Tap the center to bring it to life, tap again to turn it off Colors cycle automatically for an ever-changing display Ultra-soft and fuzzy plush outer layer makes it very snuggly Perfect to use for a nightlight or to set the scene for unicorn romance Bright, low energy LEDs do not create heat, so are totally safe! Powered by 3 AAA batteries - battery pack tucked inside a zippered compartment Dimensions: approximately 13.75" tall x 13.75" wide x 6.7" deep
Fireflies in My Room
"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"
Daniels Wood Land Scallywag Sloop Outdoor Wood Tree Playhouse
Pirate ship sits atop a real, hollowed-out log. Crafted from redwood, cedar, and douglas fir. Pirate flag, mast and crows nest add authenticity. Pirate theme props add to the fun. Available in standard or deluxe models. Let your children sail the seven seas hunt for treasure or find themselves on a deserted island with the Scallywag Sloop. Your kids will love entering their pirate ship through a trapdoor hidden inside a real hollowed out log and exiting down the fireman's pole. They can steer their ship to famous ports at the ship's wheel while their friends keep watch through the cannon holes. Sure to set their imaginations on fire with the mast crows nest and a real pirate flag your kids will spend hours playing outside and will beg you for a chance to sleep under the stars like pirates of old. Mom and dad can even enjoy a midnight sail after the kids are in bed.Features of the standard Scallywag Sloop:Real oversized log - approximately 5-feet diam.Log porch door and cannon5 x 6 foot clubhouse floor8 x 6 foot pirate ship bow with ship's wheelPlayhouse trapdoorCrooked windows and cannon holesClubhouse doorway1 belt swingFireman's poleShip's wheelMast with crow's nestPirate flagSkeleton figureheadPirate theme propsMeasures 19W x 10D x 23H feet In addition to what's listed above the deluxe model Scallywag Sloop has these extra or enhanced features:2 clubhouse doorwaysRedwood barrel/crate stack carving6 x 6 foot oversized balcony floorStaircase with landingMonkey barsSpiral turbo slideMeasures 26W x 12D x 23H feet All of our tree houses have two main pieces: the playhouse and the log. The entrance is made from an actual fallen old log which is hollowed out with a chainsaw and the house which is crafted from redwood or cedar is on top. To get in simply enter the door on the log climb the ladder and go through the trap door to find yourself inside. These playhouses are an amazing addition to your landscaping whether or not you have kids!Each tree house is unique in its own way because no two logs are exactly alike. The tree houses average 15-feet tall (Scallywag averages 23-feet tall) and the logs average 5-feet in diameter and while a bit snug there is more than enough room for a large adult to climb inside and stand up straight. You will need to have a forklift for the day of delivery and installation.
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Gigantic SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT
"Ok, we'll keep this simple and sweet: we love when the world of plush combines with the world of Star Wars. Even when we get little plush versions of vehicles, we love it. The only problem is the little SD Star Wars Plush Vehicles we have (see below) are so small, they border on un-huggable. That won't do. So, we shot some gamma waves at one, and viola! we created the Gigantic SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT. Each Gigantic SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT takes the design and softness of the regular SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT and embiggens it to the size of a small dog. Now you can truly hug your AT-AT. Now you can put a leash on it and take it for walks. Now you can cuddle in bed with it without all the hurty plastic of the big toy AT-AT you have. Each Gigantic SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT is ready to armoredly transport love right into your heart. Aww. Gigantic SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT Ready to defend the Empire against . . . oh, it's so cute! The same deco as the SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT, only bigger. Dimensions: approx. 20"" x 7"" x 21"""
Final Fantasy Plush
When we were younger, we totally wanted a Chocobo. Who wouldn't want to ride on a giant bird and avoid random encounters? (Random encounters in the neighborhood were what made us late for dinner or otherwise in deep trouble with the parental units.) Honestly, we haven't gotten over it. Here we are, in our 20s, 30s, 40s... and we still want to ride a Chocobo. Unfortunately, our attempts at genetically mutating existing birds into Chocobo haven't exactly worked as anticipated. The base model of the ostrich is the right size, but the temperament is all wrong, even when blended with significant material from sweeter, cuddlier birds. Alas, we will continue our quest. But for now, how about an adorable plush Chocobo? He's a bit shy of seven inches tall, so he won't be carting anyone around, but he'd gladly sit on your desk and help you work. He even has friends - Cactuar, Moogle, and Tonberry, also in squishy plush form. And if you need to avoid a random encounter with one of your eight bosses, you can throw Tonberry at him as a distraction as you run for the relative privacy of the bathroom.
Electronic Firefly in a Jar
"It is a warm summer's night and the sun has just crept down below the horizon, finally going to sleep. But the world is still ablaze with light, as stars twinkle overhead. And on the ground, a different kind of magic appears. Golden flecks of light flash and float around. Fairies? Maybe some of them, but most are fireflies. Catching them in jars is mean, as they don't last long. Time to bring the magic of fireflies into your home (without inviting the Firefly Grim Reaper) with an Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Each Electronic Firefly in a Jar is loaded with magic. Tap the jar and your firefly will flutter around. Sometimes flashing when it flies, sometimes landing first and then flickering. It looks so real, especially in dim light. And guess what? You can even use your Electronic Firefly in a Jar as a real firefly collector. Just plop one on the ground outside at dusk and watch what happens. We're pretty sure you'll see the same thing we did: real fireflies coming to talk to your Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Ok, it's really probably to mate, but ""talk"" just sounds more family friendly. Note: Cats are insanely attracted to this toy. To ensure the safety of your four-legged friends, please ensure this glass jar is in a location where they can't knock it around and break it. Or, the cat is in another jar. Just sayin'. Electronic Firefly in a Jar The firefly in the jar flies around and even flashes his/her butt-light - just like a real firefly. Responds to taps on the jar and sound. The classic childhood memory, but without the sadness of death. One firefly per jar - fireflies cannot be combined into one jar. Batteries: 3 AAA (included). Dimensions: approx: 6.75"" x 3.5"" x 3.5""."
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"