Antique Gold toned Brass Lantern with Carved Stained Glass. Perfect for indoor and outdoor Home Decor!
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
Glo Nightlight with Glowing Balls
Monsters are a real and serious threat to the sanity and sleep quality of parents everywhere. As long as our geeklings think that monsters present a real danger, they won't sleep. And if the geeklings don't sleep, nobody sleeps. The problem with your standard night light is that it only illuminates one part of the room. Sure, you could plug in multiples, but at that point, you might as well leave all the lights on. The Glo Nightlight looks a bit like alien plant life...
Harry Potter Quidditch Goggles
"""But we also know we've got the best ruddy team in the school. We've got three superb Chasers. We've got two unbeatable Beaters. And we've got a Seeker who has never failed to win us a match! And me."" - Oliver If you're itching to play quidditch for Hogwarts and then maybe move on to play in one of the pro teams, you'll need your robes, a proper broom like a Firebolt, and some goggles. Unfortunately, at the moment, all we have are the goggles. We've been desperately trying to develop flying brooms but at the moment all we have is inventor monkey Hans jumping around on a Swiffer. These goggles are modeled after the props in the Harry Potter movies. They have a leather-like feel but are made of vegan-friendly materials. They even offer 100% UV protection so you can wear them when you're out in your backyard practicing your snitch-catching. Just let Hans know and he'll be right over to play you. Product Specifications Dress like a quidditch player with these goggles Modeled after the props in the Harry Potter movies Lenses offer 100% UV protection (UV 400) Officially licensed Harry Potter product Material: 35% PVC / 20% Plastic / 40% Acrylic / 5% Cotton blend Love your goggles: Spot clean only"
Cat Scratch DJ
Did you know that the new generation of cats has a burning desire to DJ? It all started in 2007 with Rap Cat, the official entertainment of the left side drive-thru at Checkers. (He's got the hottest beats and the softest fur.) Then kittens started climbing up on real turntables and trying to break into the music scene. They succeeded in being popular on YouTube, but no record deals have been signed as of yet. Train your cat to be the next superstar DJ with the Cat Scratch DJ. This cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat features a spinning deck and posable tone arm. It comes flat-packed, but you can fold it together in just a few minutes. No tools, no glue! Sprinkle a little bit of catnip on the deck to get your kitteh interested and soon you'll be taking hilarious videos of your feline getting the party rocking. Product Specifications Cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat Features spinning deck, posable tone arm, and kitty DJ stickers Easy assembly (folds together) with no glue or tools necessary To get kitty interested, sprinkle a bit of catnip on the deck Dimensions: 15.25 inches long x 13.75 inches wide x 5.75 inches tall when fully assembled
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example...
Lindt LINDOR Truffles, 60 Truffles/Box
Lindt LINDOR Chocolate Truffles, Dark Chocolate, 60 Truffles/Box
So you've destroyed the brains of your first zombie. Congrats! But now what? What do you do with the festering, rotting body? It was just this question that plagued (get it?) us at TG Zombie Defense HQ. We thought about mailing them to someone we didn't like, but that was just too costly (and he had already been zombified, anyways). After a lot of discussion, we decided the only sensible thing to do with the re-dead undead was to eat them. A few experiments later, we discovered the only safe way to eat zombie corpses was to turn them into Zombie Jerky! Zombie Jerky is a delicious way of dealing with the undead. Seriously, though, Zombie Jerky is really just tasty chunks of teriyaki beef jerky - accented with green stuff. Packaged in a neato specimen pouch, Zombie Jerky will prove to everyone that you'll eat anything (and also earn you lots of grossed out looks). And all the while, you'll know it's not really ex-people. Or is it?!? Hey, zombies have been eating us for years - it's time for us to return the favor with Zombie Jerky. For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Jerky Delicious teriyaki beef jerky, packaged to look like zombie flesh. A whole 15g of protein in each serving! Net Wt.: 1.25 oz.
Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box
Rule #1 of living in a land of zombies is Cardio. How do you fuel up for a lot of cardio? Carbohydrates. Gotta eat that pasta and those Twinkies if you're going to have the energy to stay on the run. And always remember, survival is a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then you should definitely sprint. The Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box is a metal lunch box ready to hold in all of your zombie fighting fuel. Pack it with Twinkies, Tactical Bacon, caffeinated gum, and energy drinks, everything you'll need to stay alive. Product Specifications It's a Zombie Survival Kit! Just kidding, it's a lunchbox. Can't it be both? Materials: Metal w/plastic handle Dimensions: 7.75" x 6.75" x 4"
Daniels Wood Land Scallywag Sloop Outdoor Wood Tree Playhouse
Pirate ship sits atop a real, hollowed-out log. Crafted from redwood, cedar, and douglas fir. Pirate flag, mast and crows nest add authenticity. Pirate theme props add to the fun. Available in standard or deluxe models. Let your children sail the seven seas hunt for treasure or find themselves on a deserted island with the Scallywag Sloop. Your kids will love entering their pirate ship through a trapdoor hidden inside a real hollowed out log and exiting down the fireman's pole. They can steer their ship to famous ports at the ship's wheel while their friends keep watch through the cannon holes. Sure to set their imaginations on fire with the mast crows nest and a real pirate flag your kids will spend hours playing outside and will beg you for a chance to sleep under the stars like pirates of old. Mom and dad can even enjoy a midnight sail after the kids are in bed.Features of the standard Scallywag Sloop:Real oversized log - approximately 5-feet diam.Log porch door and cannon5 x 6 foot clubhouse floor8 x 6 foot pirate ship bow with ship's wheelPlayhouse trapdoorCrooked windows and cannon holesClubhouse doorway1 belt swingFireman's poleShip's wheelMast with crow's nestPirate flagSkeleton figureheadPirate theme propsMeasures 19W x 10D x 23H feet In addition to what's listed above the deluxe model Scallywag Sloop has these extra or enhanced features:2 clubhouse doorwaysRedwood barrel/crate stack carving6 x 6 foot oversized balcony floorStaircase with landingMonkey barsSpiral turbo slideMeasures 26W x 12D x 23H feet All of our tree houses have two main pieces: the playhouse and the log. The entrance is made from an actual fallen old log which is hollowed out with a chainsaw and the house which is crafted from redwood or cedar is on top. To get in simply enter the door on the log climb the ladder and go through the trap door to find yourself inside. These playhouses are an amazing addition to your landscaping whether or not you have kids!Each tree house is unique in its own way because no two logs are exactly alike. The tree houses average 15-feet tall (Scallywag averages 23-feet tall) and the logs average 5-feet in diameter and while a bit snug there is more than enough room for a large adult to climb inside and stand up straight. You will need to have a forklift for the day of delivery and installation.
Fairies. They are tiny. (Unless we're talking the True Blood version of fairies, but we won't go there today.) But how do fairies stay so tiny? For starters, they're always moving. Humans don't see fairies often because they're just THAT FAST. Zip. Gone. Also, fairies are constantly preparing food for humans to lure them into Fairyland and out of the real world. Since party hosts rarely have a chance to eat, again, fairies are at a calorie deficiency...