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Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
$49.99
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
ThinkGeek
Secret Decoder Ring
$15.99
Secret Decoder Ring
Big Brother is watching. Listening. Reading your notes. What can you do? The tinfoil hat only protects your brain from the aliens. Once you put your ideas down on paper, anyone can read them. ANYONE. Possibly even the aliens with their x-ray beams. But definitely Big Brother since you're 99% sure that your house is bugged for video and audio. How else does Google find out you want to bake spam casserole? Paranoid much? (It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.) Pick up a pair of Secret Decoder Rings and you'll be able to encrypt your most personal messages, like the sticky notes you leave on your significant other's lunch bag. Nobody needs to know that she calls you Pookiepants and you call her Snoshmuffin. Simply remove the ring from your finger, twist the interlocking bands and you'll be able to code and decode your messages in a jiffy. Product Features Code and decode secret messages with your jewelry Made of stainless steel Three sizes available: Small (size 6) - 16.5mm diameter - for slight ladies (or wearing on a chain) Medium (size 10) - 19.8mm diameter Large (size 12) - 21.3mm diameter
ThinkGeek
Nostalgia Electrics SPF200 Soft Pretzel Maker
$29.99
Nostalgia Electrics SPF200 Soft Pretzel Maker
About Nostalgia ElectricsAt Nostalgia Electrics, the aim is to add excitement to your small appliances. Whether you find one of their products in a retail store, home shopping network, or online, it's guaranteed to meet and exceed your expectations. They strive for innovation in small appliances and while many of their products are designed to optimize your hosting experience, safety doesn't take a back seat. All Nostalgia Electrics carry the GS and SSA electrical approvals. With Nostalgia Electrics, Everyday's a party!
Hayneedle.com
DC Comics Caped Shot Glass
$14.99
DC Comics Caped Shot Glass
There is really nothing super about drinking excessively. You're probably having a ton of fun while it's happening. Everything is hilarious. Everyone has +5 to Sexterity. You're clearly a genius. But then the next morning rolls around and you wake up with your head pounding and your phone has a number in it labeled Future Spouse. But if you'd like to feel a little more super before the big crash the morning after, do so with a DC Comics Caped Shot Glass. Each shot glass is emblazoned with the emblem of your super of choice and has an adorable tiny cape strapped around it. Yes, we suppose you could use the cape to wipe your mouth after you take your shot, but is that what Batman would do? Product Specifications Shot glasses with tiny capes and the logos of favorite supers Officially licensed DC Comics collectable Cape is removable for washing Set of three: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman Love your glass: Hand-wash for longest artwork life. Seriously, kids. Drinking isn't all it's cracked up to be. Be responsible.
ThinkGeek
The Jetson Cool Eco-Friendly Electric Bike
$1,799.99 $1,727.99
The Jetson Cool Eco-Friendly Electric Bike
"Enjoy sweat-free transportation with our new Jetson Electric Bike! Never go to a gas station again! Simply charge the battery, plug it in, and ride! Use less effort and become more efficient! Whether traveling to class, commuting to work, or simply running an errand, our state-of-the-art electric bike is both simple and safe! Feel good knowing that with a Jetson Electric Bike you are saving the environment. Our E-Bike is 100% Eco Friendly and Green. Equipped with a digital LCD display, the current speed, battery life, and mileage count illuminates beautifully whether day or night! Features: Removable Lithium Ion Battery Cruise Up to 20 MPH Front and Rear Disc Brakes Fully Functional Pedals 40 Mile Range Per Charge 2 Rear View Mirrors Included Fully Assembled Dimensions: 65"" L x 26"" W x 14” H Weight: 120 lbs. Jetson Electric Bikes are the newest, most stylish, and convenient mode of transportation on the road! Order Today!"
Brookstone
Minecraft Creeper Mug
$14.99
Minecraft Creeper Mug
Dawn is a special time in Minecraft. The sun rises in all its four-sided square beauty and the stars begin to fade. Your rise from your bed, tuck in the crimson blanket, and step out onto your patio to enjoy the view. Ssssssssssssssssssssss! Boom! You know, you really should clear away those trees from your terrace. Someone's eventually going to get hurt, blown to bits even. There's nothing to do now except pick up the literal pieces and put them back together. It's a big job. Might take all morning. If only you had a cup o' joe to make the job go faster... Let's see, maybe you could combine some cocoa beans and a bucket of water? Nah, you need a mug, a real fancy mug. Maybe a mug just like this one! Our bright green Creeper Mug is perfect for coffee or tea and it doesn't even require a mod. It'sssssss pretty ssssssweet and we promisssssssse it won't explode. Product Specifications Bright green ceramic Creeper Mug for fans of Minecraft Holds your beverages, doesn't explode Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Dimensions: 5" x 3.5" x 3.5"
ThinkGeek
The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook
$18.99 $14.99
The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook
"""Here's some advice. Stay alive. "" - Haymitch Abernathy When it comes to ""The Hunger Games, "" staying alive means finding food any way possible. Katniss and Gale hunt live game, Peeta's family survives on the bread they make, and the inhabitants of the Seam work twelve-hour days for a few handfuls of grain. While the residents of the Capitol gorge themselves on delicacies and desserts to their hearts' desire. And now you can share in some of these delicacies with The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook. For the first time, you will be able to create delicious recipes from the humble District 12 to the extravagant Capitol, including: French Bread from the Mellark Family Bakery Katniss' Favorite Lamb Stew with Dried Plums Rue's Roasted Parsnips Gale's Bone-Pickin' Big Game Soup Capitol-Grade Dark Chocolate Cake If you're starving (get it?!?) for more from Katniss, Peeta, and Gale, this cookbook is sure to whet your appetite! And the recipes in The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook really are delicious. Our T-Shirt Guru made the lamb stew, and it was to die for. Or, rather, to kill others in mortal combat for."
ThinkGeek
The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook
$21.99
The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook
The world in George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series is huge and full of lots of people. And boy do those people like to eat. And now you can eat like a Lannister, too! Of course, you'll have to cook the food first, but that's why we found The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook. Every dish finds its roots in the pages that brought Westeros to life, including: Arbor Red Wine - the finest spirit in the Seven Kingdoms. The House of Stark's Venison, Apple, Cheddar Plaits - savory meat pies, fit for any Warden of the North. The Imp's Wild Strawberry Fool - a dessert light enough to make Tyrion smile. Wilding Grilled Pork Chops with Stir-Grilled Apples - the meal of choice at Craster's Keep. Tears of Lys - the concoction of choice for bartenders and assassins alike. And a direwolf's buttload more (over 150 recipes in total)! Brew spirits to warm you in the coming winter. Treat guests to exotic sweets and alchemy-inspired cocktails. With The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook, it's all possible! Feast your imagination on entrees, desserts, snacks, and drinks that will make your fantasies a reality! Please Note: Some food titles are a little spoiler-y. Just be warned if you haven't read all the books yet.
ThinkGeek
Invisible Ink Kit
$24.99
Invisible Ink Kit
Invisible Ink Kit INVIS-ID is a high-tech alternative to that old fashioned engraver. Put an end to defacing your valuables and mark them with INVIS-ID in a fraction of the time. INVIS-ID is a theft deterrent system which allows police to detect, identify, and RETURN stolen property to its rightful owner. Don't let your property end up in a police auction simply because they were untraceable. Thieves look for visible markings such as serial numbers or engravings. If they can't see your mark, they won't remove it. The INVIS-ID solution is simple: Use it in conjunction with Law Enforcement's Operation Identification program (instructions inside) and mark your valuables with covert, invisible ink for traceability in the event of loss or theft. Unlike engraving, our invisible permanent ink will never harm or deface any surfaces. Use on books, computers, phones, tablets and more! Includes: *Invisible Ink Marker Pen *Aluminum UV-LED *Plastic Storage Case *Extra Set of Batteries *Door and Static-Cling Window Warning Decals *Operation ID Program Detailed Instruction Card Benefits: *Won't Deface Property *Won't Affect Resale Value *Resolves Ownership Disputes *Deceptive to Thieves *Increases Chances of Recovery *Aids in Conviction
SkyMall, Inc.
Ceramic Zombie Mug
$14.99
Ceramic Zombie Mug
After years of research and the loss of many interns, we've finally discovered the inoculation that will save humanity -- or at least, most of it -- from the zombie virus. Injecting dead zombie blood into a chicken egg and incubating it? Nope. Wiping zombie spittle on your gums? Heck no. It's a little more gruesome, but we can't argue with success. The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs. (Funny story, we should have been more specific when we told HR to hire headhunters. Lesson learned!) Product Specifications Our zombie head cookie jar shrunk down to mug size! Drink from the shrunken head, gain mystical powers Capacity: 16 ounces of zombie-immunity tea Love your mug: Hand-wash for longest artwork life Not Microwave or Dishwasher Safe Hand wash only
ThinkGeek
Dart Automatic Pet Laser Toy
$29.99
Dart Automatic Pet Laser Toy
Since we've already given our children handheld video game systems for self-amusement, we now turn to the automagical entertainment of our pets. After all, with all the damage we're doing to our median nerve typing on a computer all day, the last thing we need to do is pick up a laser pointer and twirl our wrist about. Ouch! Clearly, the gods invented technology so we could sit on our butts and be lazy and let technology amuse our little ones, furry or otherwise. The Dart is an automatic rotating laser light that will delight the feline or canine in your life. And if we're being honest (scout's honor!) it's pretty amusing for people, too. Place Dart on a level and stable surface (oh hai, floor!), turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations. Our personal favorite is using it to distract the kitties when the humans are going to bed. By the time the timer shuts off the Dart, all the humans are snuggled in bed and asleep behind closed doors. Do we miss the snuggles? Yes. Do we miss pointy paws between our ribs and being meowed in the face at 5 am? Not so much. Product Specifications Automatic rotating laser light for hours of pet amusement Exercises and entertains - great for fat cats and chubby pups Variable speed settings, from tortoise to kitten-high-on-'nip Adjustable timer saves battery life by shutting Dart off automatically after 10, 15, or 20 minutes 16 exciting play combinations keeps pets on their paw pads! 360 degree laser patterns for round and round excitement Batteries: 3 AA (not included)
ThinkGeek
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
$6.99
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
Is ginger used in embalming? No. Is it an effective herbal ingredient in tinctures that increase longevity? Not really. Can you make a ginger tea that will make you look younger, reduce wrinkles, stem the effects of Alzheimers, macular degeneration, or arthritis? Sadly, no. Ginger is great for things like stomach aches and nausea, but will it lead to a longer life? Probably not. So it is with this cookie cutter that we remind ourselves of our mortality. The inevitability of death. The haunting spectre of Thanatos as he creeps up behind you, scythe at the ready... but it's not all bad news! At least we can get some cookies out of the deal, and that will make the years we have left to us that much more delicious! Gingerbread men are a delicious holiday cookie, but the ones we make have a twist. The cookie cutter we use, you see, cuts a wee little man shape out of your rolled gingerbread dough, while the other side presses a cutesy little skeleton into the surface. The finished cookie looks like a Gingerbread x-ray. A GingerDEAD man, if you will. Get one of your own right here! They're high-quality food-safe ABS plastic is durable, and cleans up quickly, so you can get back to eating more gingerbread cookies. Ginger may not keep your hair-line from receding, but at least they're delicious! Features One gingerbread man cookie-cutter with skeleton impression Makes deliciously dead gingerbread men Durable ABS food-safe plastic Handwash only 5 inches high by 4.25 inches wide
ThinkGeek
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
$11.99
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
ThinkGeek
Hidden Wall Safe
$7.99 $4.99
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
ThinkGeek
Charm Scooby Doo Rocking Toy
$114.99
Charm Scooby Doo Rocking Toy
Ruh roh! Better hop on this one before they're sold out! The Charm Scooby Doo Rocking Toy will delight any little one! Licensed by Warner Bros. this is the real deal with Scooby's signature big sweet eyes and tongue wagging. This rocking toy has a sturdy wood base and is made with soft plush for a fun comfy ride. It holds up to 150 pounds and the seat height is 18 inches perfect for tots to climb aboard. Cleans easily with mild soap and water. Recommended ages 3-6 years. A fun toy that will hold up to the rigors of riding and sleuthing!
Hayneedle.com
Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
$7.99 $4.99
Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
Real bombs are sad. Real bombs hurt. Real bombs are for making things break. Seed Bombs are happy. Seed Bombs heal. Seed Bombs are for making thing more beautiful. Seed Bombs are a simple way to add smiles to the face of the planet. We added a few more words to be more descriptive; we call them Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants, and you can learn more about them by reading the next chunk of words. Welcome to the next chunk of words...
ThinkGeek
Emergency Survival Backpack
$489.03 $379.99
Emergency Survival Backpack
Take essential survival items with you in an emergency. Stocked with supplies for two people for up to three days, or one person for up to five days, the easy-to-carry, organized backpack is your go-to resource in a disaster situation. In an evacuation, you ll have what you need to take with you. Find it fast. Inside this compact backpack, you ll find four individual, color-coded insert kits stocked with supplies: red for first aid, yellow for tools, blue for food and water, and green for sanitary items. Each kit opens to display the contents organized in clear individual pockets, so you ll always be able to find what you need, when you need it. Set G€“ 5 Items: Backpack (1) Insert kits (4) First Aid Kit Contents: Antibiotic ointment (10) Antiseptic wipes (10) Bandages G€“ 3/4" x 3 (10) Bandages G€“ 1 x 3 (20) Bandages G€“ 2 1/4 x 4 (10) Bandages G€“ butterfly (10) Bandages G€“ knuckle (10) Bandages G€“ wound closure (10) Cold compresses (2) Cotton swabs (8) Elastic roll G€“ 3 (1) First-aid pouch G€“ large (1) Gauze G€“ 2 roll (1) Gauze G€“ 2 x 2 dressing (2) Gauze G€“ 4 x 4 dressing (2) Gel pen (1) Latex-free gloves (2 pairs) Medical tape G€“ 1/2" (1) N95 latex-free face masks (2) Notepad (1) Pill boxes (2) Scissors (1) Self-adhesive wrap G€“ 2 (1) Splint (1) Trauma pad G€“ 5 x 9 (1) Tweezers (1) Tools Kit Contents: Cable saw (1) Carabineers (2) Compass/whistles (2) Crank charger attachments (1) Crank flashlight (1) Crank flashlight/radio/charger (1) Duct tape (2) Emergency blankets (2) Emergency tent (1) Flint strike (1) Glow sticks (4) Multi-tool (1) Rain ponchos (2) Rope G€“ 30 ft. (1) Signaling mirror (1) Work gloves (1 pair) Food W x 19 H x 13 D Weight: 26 lbs.
Brookstone
Fireflies in My Room
$34.99
Fireflies in My Room
"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"
ThinkGeek
DC - Pixie I Heart DC W (White/Black/Metallic Silver) - Footwear
$60.00 $26.99
DC - Pixie I Heart DC W (White/Black/Metallic Silver) - Footwear
6pm.com is proud to offer the DC - Pixie I Heart DC W (White/Black/Metallic Silver) - Footwear: Your usual disguise of a completely inconspicuous and style-savy woman was convincing... until DC decided to blow your cover by naming these shoes the Pixie I Heart. Now everyone is going to know you're a magical creature from another realm! Oh well. At least you'll look pretty sweet when rolling out in these classic skate shoes. ; Uppers of synthetic leather or synthetic nubuck. ; Eye-catching heart details accent the heel of the shoe. ; Perforation details accent the upper panel for added breathability. ; Padded tongue and collar for added comfort and support. ; Breathable textile-fabric lining. ; Lightweight mesh details on tongue. ; Cushioned footbed for lasting comfort. ; Abrasion-resistant sticky rubber outsole with DC's trademarked Pill tread pattern. Measurements: ; Weight: 12 oz ; Product measurements were taken using size 7, width B - Medium. Please note that measurements may vary by size.
6pm
Forever Twined Peel and Stick Giant Wall Decal
$28.94 $25.99
Forever Twined Peel and Stick Giant Wall Decal
Decal size: 37W x 30H inches. Made from thin, flexible vinyl. For indoor use only. Completely safe for walls; won't peel paint. Elegant graphic swirl theme in black and silver. Add a beautiful, elegant accent to a boring, drab wall with the Forever Twined Peel and Stick Giant Wall Decal. This gorgeous wall decal features graphic swirls in black and metallic silver. It will look great in a teenager's or adult's bedroom, and even makes a unique accent for your living room or other area. This design comes in 22 pieces, so you can rearrange them to create your own unique design. And if you ever want to change your pattern, these decals are simple to remove and rearrange as many times as you like - all without damaging your walls or leaving a sticky residue.Additional Features:Remove and reapply as many times as you likeAssembled image measures 37W x 30H inchesWipe clean with soft, damp cloth and mild soapDon't use glass cleaner; may cause colors to run
Hayneedle.com
BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn
$9.99 $6.99
BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn
Back in the day, Timmy's grandma used to make the most delicious popcorn on the stove. She'd stick her monkey paw into a jar and pull out a big glob of bacon grease, stick it in a pot with the popcorn kernels, put on the lid, and shake shake shake as the popcorn pop pop popped. In another saucepan, she'd melt delicious butter and she poured it all over the bacon-flavored popcorn. With just a sprinkle from the salt shaker, the masterpiece was complete. You COULD do all that today - going through the effort of collecting your bacon grease in a jar and using it to pop your popcorn by hand, but let's face it, you just don't have the time to do it like Grandma Monkey. Now thanks to BaconPop, you don't have to! Just stick a bag in the microwave, press the Popcorn button, and stand back and watch the bag inflate with delicious, buttery, bacontastic popcorn. Everything is better with bacon and this popcorn is so much better, you'll never go back to regular popcorn. Ever. For nutrition information, click here. BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn Microwave popcorn with delicious buttery bacon flavor Each box contains 3 bags of Bacon Pop, ready for popping in your microwave WARNING: Once they smell it, your co-workers will jump you in an attempt to steal it. Best to eat at home. Alone. BaconPop is vegetarian and certified Kosher (aka, it tastes like bacon, but no pigs were harmed!)
ThinkGeek
Jumbo Angry Birds Plush
$49.99 $44.99
Jumbo Angry Birds Plush
"Remember when you were a kid and you'd pull the cushions off the furniture and build a sweet fort? Of course, once the fort was made, you had to defend it from your siblings or dear old dad. And for what purpose? Oh yeah, imagination. We don't know about you, but we enjoy imagining we are a slingshot god, blasting colorful birds at the fortresses of smug porcine units. In fact, one of our friends is so obsessed that she played until she had beaten every single level of Angry Birds at three stars. And then forced her husband to proclaim her victory to all of his Facebook friends. True story. Even if you're not that hardcore, you're going to love these plush toys. They're huggable, squeezable, make great armrests and pillows, and most importantly, they're soft enough that you can chuck them at the pigs in your life. That's right, you don't even need a giant slingshot. (Bonus points if you make one and send in action shots!) Product Specifications For ages 4+ Huggable, throwable plush from the hit game Angry Birds Officially licensed Angry Birds product Choose: 15"" Black Bird 15"" Yellow Bird 15"" Red Bird 15"" Pig Hint to parents: ""Sure (kid's name), you can build a fort from couch cushions!"""
ThinkGeek
Portion - Cooking Spoons w/ Measuring Grooves
$7.99
Portion - Cooking Spoons w/ Measuring Grooves
"Love making your own food but hate doing tons of dishes? You're not alone. Nothing sucks worse than using your measuring cups and spoons one night, tossing them in the sink, and then realizing the following night that they're buried (and still dirty). Even those of us who subsist on the easy-cook food like blue box macaroni and cheese need to measure out the milk! Portion is a magical device. You see, when a measuring cup loves a spoon very much, they make a Portion! This set includes two Portion spoons, one to measure teaspoons and one for tablespoons. Once you have your ingredients in place, use Portion to mix everything together. Perfection and with only one or two dirty utensils! Product Specifications When a measuring cup loves a spoon very much, you get Portion! Measures wet or dry ingredients, then lets you stir them Small Spoon measures: 1/4 teaspoon, 1/2 teaspoon, teaspoon, 2 teaspoons Large Spoon measures: teaspoon, tablespoon, 2 tablespoons Made of food safe nylon Dimensions: Large spoon: 13"" long x 2.5"" wide Small spoon: 8.5"" long x 1.75"" wide"
ThinkGeek
Secret Agent Phone Holster
$19.99 $4.99
Secret Agent Phone Holster
Starsky: "Well, here we are again facing danger together in the pursuit of law and order. To the average passerby, we may seem like three ordinary people... on the way up to the maternity ward, to see if it's a boy or girl or something in between. Little do they know that we are three highly dedicated servants of the public." Hutch: "Starsky?" Starsky: "Huh?" Hutch: "Shut up." Whether you're Starsky, Hutch, Ponch, Baker, Thorny, Farva, Mac, Rabbit, Beckett, Crockett, Tubbs, Angel, or Butterman, you'll need to look slick when you're facing danger in the pursuit of law and order. You need to keep your ultimate weapon handy and hidden under your jacket. And by ultimate weapon, we mean your smartphone. Unless you're a K9 like our pal Hooch. He'd probably use a holster to carry a big ol' bone. Worn like a real FBI-style gun holster, this fun accessory is an ingenious way to keep your smartphone ready to grab at a moment's notice. But we don't stop there. The Secret Agent Phone Holster includes stick-on seventies sideburns and a handlebar mustache for when you're feeling retro. It's instant Starsky & Hutch! Product Specifications Phone holster lets you play good cop (or bad cop, or goofy cop) Holster your phone and slap on a fake stache. Who's laughing meow? Holster is big enough to fit nearly all models of mobile phone Self-adhesive 70s-style sideburns and handlebar mustache included Great for Halloween, cosplay, or Thursday
ThinkGeek
Superhero Caped Socks - Batman
$9.99
Superhero Caped Socks - Batman
Your socks are one of the few places you can secretly be geeky that still allow you to show your geekiness off if your audience earns it. Geeky underwear, not so much. At least, well, unless you have to moon the folks in question. And although the Superman shirt reveal is awesome, you end up spending a lot of time reattaching buttons to all your dress shirts instead of fighting crime.Geeky socks are a lot more subtle, even ones with frickin' capes attached to them...
ThinkGeek
Swashbuckling BBQ Sword
$24.99
Swashbuckling BBQ Sword
For millions of years, humans have gathered around the fire to keep warm. One enterprising early hominid stored his haunch of wildebeest too close to the flames, and came away with an unexpectedly juicy and delicious roast 'beest. In subsequent attempts to replicate this magic "cooking" process, however, those cavemen tried holding the meat over the fire with their hands. Several debilitating burns later, they learned to hold the meat over the flames with green sticks...
ThinkGeek
Grow Your Own Banana Tree
$9.99 $5.99
Grow Your Own Banana Tree
"Ah, bananas. You can tally them. You can feed them to monkeys. You can pretend they are guns and rob banks in silent comedies and cartoons. AND, they are high in potassium! Oh, and if a bad guy is chasing you, you can so totally drop the banana peel on the floor to create instant hilarity! But here are two things you might not have known. 1. The ""banana tree"" is not actually a tree; it's the world's largest herb. 2. If you get one of these Grow Your Own Banana Tree kits, you'll have almost everything you need to, well, grow your own banana tree (that's really an herb). See, each Grow Your Own Banana Tree comes with everything you need to grow some nanners except for water, sunlight, and unadulterated monkey love. The package is actually a mini greenhouse, and it's guaranteed by the manufacturer to grow. Once the banana tree (we're gonna just call it that for ease, so hush) sprouts, it will grow about a foot in the first month. Treat it right, and you'll have a six foot tree on your hands in about a year. Of course, actually growing fruit will take a bit longer, but if you work hard at it (and don't forget all the monkey love), your Grow Your Own Banana Tree kit could eventually yield fruit! MONKEY LOVES BANANAS! Grow Your Own Banana Tree Banana trees are easy and fun to grow - so grow your own, already. The banana tree grows about a foot in its first month and as much as six feet in its first year. Actually, it's not a tree at all; it's the world's largest herb! Includes: Banana tree seeds, windowsill greenhouse, planting mixture, and instructions/information sheet. Package (Greenhouse) Dimensions: 9"" x 4.5"" x 6"""
ThinkGeek
Corn Dog Factory
$26.99
Corn Dog Factory
"The greatest thing about carnivals isn't the rides. It's not the games, or the cheating carnies that con you out of your giant stuffed badger. No, the greatest thing about carnivals is the food. Oh, scoff if you must, but there's something about the funnel cake, cotton candy, and various meats on sticks that bring 'em in from miles around. For one, the cooking implements have the ancient caked-on goodness of carnivals of yore to help ""flavor"" each recipe. Blech. The other thing that keeps 'em coming is how tough it is to make funnel cake, deep-fried twinkies, or corndogs that didn't come from the freezer. Until now. The dream that came through a million years, that lived on through all the tears, has finally arrived - Making your own corndogs at home! But don't let the limits of convention stop you from trying something new! Chop up a little jalapeno into your cornmeal batter for a kick! Substitute a little buckwheat flour or maybe ground almonds in the cornmeal for some nuttiness! Or, you can do like we did in the video - make bacon corndogs, son! Food on a stick is about to go through a revolution. Making your own corndogs at home may not put those thieving carnies out of business, but at least you won't have to wait until the State Fair to get your corndog fix!"
ThinkGeek
Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
$24.99 $14.99
Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
Here at ThinkGeek, we truly understand you have needs. Especially at work where minutes often last hours and hours become days. You need to be entertained, you don't want your neurons to prematurely atrophy. You crave stimulation. You crave a Carnivorous desktop plant set. Perfect for the casual office worker who delights in watching insects slowly meet their makers as they are painfully digested by an engaging variety of meat-sucking flora. Nothing quite like it...
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Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
$14.99 $8.99
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
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Dragon Ear Wrap - Right Ear
$34.99
Dragon Ear Wrap - Right Ear
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though...
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