Bazinga! Bodysuit - Red, 6 Mo
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14...
Superhero Bodysuits - The Flash, Red, 6 Mo
Sure, your kids are super, but are they Super? In case you need help (which we know you don't... this is here for the OTHER people), we've put together a little guide of characteristics which might be indicative of which superhero your little one is leaning toward: Batman: Plays with your cell phone, the remote, any gadget. Highly active at night. The Flash: Takes off as soon as he or she hits the floor, crawling with incredible speed. Green Lantern: Throws a lot of temper tantrums...
Rockland Hartford Flat-Top Crib - Coffee
Delivery included! If you live in the 48 contiguous states, we'll deliver this item to your door for not a penny more. This crib by Rockland has classic lines and detailed back panels for timeless styling. A jcp exclusive! converts from crib to toddler daybed to full-size headboard and footboard front side is stationary for added stability 4-position mattress support includes guardrail for use as toddler daybed made of wood and wood composite 59x31x45"H assembly required Conversion rails sold separately. Certified by the Juvenile Product Manufacturers Association (JPMA). Crib is compliant with CPSC rule 16 CFR and ASTM F1169-10.
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).