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Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
$24.99 $14.99
Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
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Harry Potter Proclamation Board
$49.99 $39.99
Harry Potter Proclamation Board
Dolores Umbridge. If there was ever an old lady you loved to hate, it was Dolores. Maybe it was the pink clothes, or the obnoxious voice, or the office full of decorative plates featuring mewing kittens. Or perhaps it was how she RUINED EVERYTHING and giggled while she did it. If you would like to ruin everything for the people in your life, perhaps you need a Proclamation Board of your very own. Crafted of wood and measuring 14 inches in height, it has plenty of room to write your Educational Decrees, like: CHILDREN WILL BE HOME FOR DINNER ELSE FACE THE WRATH OF MOM. STUDENTS WILL USE COORDINATES TO PROVE SIMPLE GEOMETRIC THEOREMS ALGEBRAICALLY. STEALING YOUR COWORKERS’ FOOD IS FORBIDDEN. YOU SHALL NOT HAS! THE GAME MASTER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. QUESTION THE GM AT YOUR OWN PERIL. Two dry erase markers and one eraser are included. The board works with any dry erase markers, so if you want to go all Dolores Umbridge, you can buy pink ones. Product Specifications Proclamations Board for educational decrees as seen in the Harry Potter films Be the Dolores Umbridge of your home, classroom, office, or game room. Write your decrees with the included markers Compatible with any dry erase markers Includes: Proclamations Board (14” tall), two markers, eraser
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Laser Guided Scissors
$9.99
Laser Guided Scissors
Okay, so we're not quite at the point in the future where everyone has their own flying car and, possibly more disappointing, we don't have personal laser cutting instruments. But judging by the way people drive while still on the ground, we're probably not ready for flying cars or laser cutting instruments for that matter. Still, a geek has to dream about such things, right? For now we will go with these Laser Guided Scissors, that will at least help you make some straight cuts...
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Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
$19.99
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
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Calabi-Yau Manifold Glass Sculpture
$69.99 $59.99
Calabi-Yau Manifold Glass Sculpture
Here's an embarrassingly simplified crash course on superstring theory, so apologies go to the pros out there. Einstein's famous theory of general relativity only works when the scale is very large. When things get small, they also get weird. The smaller you get, the math predicting behavior starts to break down. Field strengths bend upwards towards infinity, and that can't happen. Down below the subatomic, smaller than we can probe with supercolliders, spacetime is twisted into a chaotic roiling froth - sometimes called the quantum foam. Down here, spacetime isn't just four-dimensional (three spacial dimensions plus time), but ten-dimensional, and it needs to be to make the superstring theory work... But where are all those extra dimensions? It is theorized that those extra six dimensions are compacted - folded up into twisted shapes that, when projected into the three spacial dimensions we can see, look like this. This shape is called the Calabi-Yau Manifold, named after mathematicians that designed the shapes. It's unclear whether or not Eugenio Calabi or Sing-Tung Yau were able to pull back enough from the math to see the beauty of their creations, but we were able to find this beautiful crystalline cube with the Calabi-Yau manifold etched inside. Features Calabi-Yau manifold sculpture 80mm cube of laser etched glass 3d projection of a 6+ dimensional twisted torus High quality optical glass material Yttrium-Aluminum Garnet laser doped with neodymium used to etch tiny 0.1mm points in the medium Packed in a beautiful padded velvet lined gift box Perfect gift for artists, mathematicians, or theoretical physicists
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Astronomy Playing Cards
$14.99 $9.99
Astronomy Playing Cards
While there are many reasons why playing card games is educational, they're a little tough to justify to the average school administrator. They see them as a means for illegal underage gambling, not as a tool for teaching counting, addition, subtraction, and probability, not to mention people-reading skills if you're playing poker. As gamers, we've always known games are the best vehicle for learning. These Astronomy Playing Cards feature over 100 different photographs of space, taken from NASA's public domain archive. You'll see all the planets of our solar system, galaxies, stars, nebulae, and more. Each card includes the name or identification number of the celestial object, its classification system, and its distance in light years from our dear ol' Earth. Use these cards to play your favorite card games while learning about spaaaaaaaaaaaace. Product Specifications Double deck of playing cards for fans of space Features over 100 different photographs from NASA's public domain archive Includes: Planets of our solar system Galaxies, stars, and nebulae Names and/or identification numbers Classification symbol Distance in light years from Earth Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace Comes in a double wide plastic protective case
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Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
$29.99 $6.99
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
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Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
$34.99 $29.99
Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but you don't have to fill all the space! Gotta leave room for the energies to flow. It's all feng shui and stuff. That's why we just had to snatch up a bunch of these Diecast Sonic Screwdrivers. They have the beauty of a collectible with a very realistic twist...
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DIY Library Kit
$14.99 $12.99
DIY Library Kit
"Are people always asking to borrow books from your awesome library? Do you find that those same people often keep those books a lot longer than you'd like? Do you desire to find a way to make money off of said people? Well, then have we got a product for you! No, it's not a DIY Robbery Kit - it's a DIY Library Kit! Just install the self-adhesive pockets into the backs of your books, and make your friends actually sign them out. Stamp the checkout card with the date your books need to be back by, and then wait. If your friends and/or co-workers bring them back late, assess them stiff fines. With the DIY Library Kit, you are the librarian (insert Conan the Librarian jokes here) and you make the rules. And since the DIY Library Kit effectively transforms your book collection into a library, you can now shush anyone you want. DIY Library Kit Everything you need to open your very own library - just add books. Keep track of who has checked out which books, and collect fines if books are returned late. DIY Library Kit Includes: 20 self-adhesive pockets, 20 checkout cards, date stamp, inkpad, and pencil. Dimensions: (pocket dimensions) 4.75"" x 2.5"""
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Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound
$29.99
Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound
"Tony Stark has some pretty keen armor, right kids? Well, one part of his armor can actually be bought. Check out the ""Iron Man"" Power Band below. But that's too much to give to a little kid. We gotta keep those cool movie props for ourselves, right adults? Well, kids like lights and sounds, so get them these Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound instead! These Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound are perfectly sized for kids (they fit up to a 5"" wrist). And better yet, these suckers have neato motion-activated lights and sounds (well, one unit has lights, and the other has lights and sounds). AND BETTER YET, if you put them together (by their powers combined!), they have a super powerful atomic megablast awesometacular lights and sounds combo. At least, we think it's that much fun. Get a set of Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound for your mini superhero(ine) today. They'll thank you - with JUSTICE!. Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound For ages 5-10 (based on average wrist size) A kids version of those worn by Tony Stark in ""The Avengers"" - but these have lights and sounds! Set of two - one band lights up and the other makes lights and sounds. Put them together and get a special light and sound sequence. Bands are motion activated (and have an on/off switch for super time outs). Batteries 3 LR44 (included). Size: Fits most children 5-10 years old - band will stretch to fit about a 5"" wrist. Dimensions: (light up part) 2"" x 1"" x 1"""
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Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
$24.99 $14.99
Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
Here at ThinkGeek, we truly understand you have needs. Especially at work where minutes often last hours and hours become days. You need to be entertained, you don't want your neurons to prematurely atrophy. You crave stimulation. You crave a Carnivorous desktop plant set. Perfect for the casual office worker who delights in watching insects slowly meet their makers as they are painfully digested by an engaging variety of meat-sucking flora. Nothing quite like it...
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