There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don't necessarily have to read them. Being honest here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate. But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires. But really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job...
SNES USB Controller
The early 90s gave us arguably the best console system ever created: the SNES. With games like Super Mario: All-Stars, Street Fighter II, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Super Mario World 2, Chrono Trigger, and Donkey Kong Country, it was a miracle that the world population continued to rise; most people stopped leaving their houses. But, sadly, technology advanced and SNES fell into the background. It became harder and harder to revisit the system when Nintendo continued to release better and better systems. The SNES was relegated to a box in the basement, attic, or storage unit, never to be seen again. But now we have the emulator! The emulator allows gamers to get the SNES system onto their computers and fall in love with their favorite games all over again. The only issue with computer play is that you’re limited to experiencing the best video game system ever made on your lousy keyboard. Meh. With the SNES USB Controller, all you need is a USB port and your tears will fade away. An exact replica of the original 6-button and directional pad brick controller, you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time to a year before your SNES went up in smoke from too much gameplay. Product Specifications Plug and Play SNES controller to play emulator games No extra driver required, all you need is a USB port Super sensitive buttons for precision control Supports Windows and MAC
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So, it's mid-summer, and Mario wakes up full of energy. The sun is shining brightly and there's nary a cloud-that-looks-just-like-a-bush in the sky. He steps outside in his Tanooki bathing suit, and squints hard. The sun is-a so bright! So what does Mario do? Simple - he slips on a pair of 8-Bit Sunglasses. And now you can have your own 8-Bit Sunglasses. They are stylish, fun, actually work, and fit most adult heads. They probably won't fit Bowser's head, but most others...
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Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man Shirt
This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotubes into your brain. The chest-mounted uni-beam is powered by photons, which it collects and then disperses when the wearer enters a dark area. For all body parts covered by the Mark IX's new form factor, the suit provides protection from adverse weather conditions, UV rays, and temperature extremes. It is designed for up to two days of use inside Earth's atmosphere, although after the first 12 hours of use its effectiveness is reduced. After 24 hours, it begins to act as a repulsor. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Shirt has three components: the t-shirt, a light panel with a long cable, and a battery box. When fresh batteries are in the battery box and the unit is switched on, the Arc Reactor shines brightly. So this particular arc reactor isn't going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide. Product Specifications Officially licensed Marvel collectible Black cotton t-shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Looks like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit Flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior Provides protection from adverse weather, UV rays, and temperature extremes With fresh batteries in the battery box, Arc Reactor will glow when switched on Will not prevent shrapnel from reaching your heart Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: 1. Detach cable from battery box. 2. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. 3. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat.
Microsoft RKB-00001 Xbox 360 Console
Microsoft RKB-00001 Xbox 360 Console - 4GB, Includes Wireless Controller
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