Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
Think Gum Energizing Gum
Teachers have had it wrong all these years. Chewing gum in class is not a bad thing. Yes, it can sometimes lead to stickiness under chairs and rude slurping sounds. But it can also be a very positive thing if you're chewing the right gum, that is. And the gum you should be chewing is: Think Gum. Because Think Gum has everything in it to kick your brain's butt into gear (yes, your brain has a butt - take our word for it). It's true. The makers of Think Gum have loaded it with tons of naturally mind-enhancing stuff. There's peppermint to invigorate your mind and senses; rosemary (a neural protector) to keep your brain cells healthy; vinpocetine (a cerebral vasodilator) to increase blood flow to your brain and help with memory; bacopa to speed up information processing; ginkgo biloba to improve memory and cognition; and guarana to give you an all natural hit of caffeine (20 mg per serving - just enough to boost all the other memory enhancing ingredients, but not enough to make you jittery). If you like thinking (and we know you do), then get yourselves some Think Gum now - your brain will thank you. Each pack contains 12 pieces. For nutritional information, click here. And now, there's hardcore science to back it all up! Click here for a ThinkGum study summary in Appetite [PDF]
DC Comics Superman Headphones
These Superman headphones are out of this world! Specifications: 40mm driver, anisotropic magnet, 32 OHM impedence, 20Hz-20KHz frequency, 110 dB sensitivity, 30 MW power. Adjustable Imported
Mass Effect Playing Cards
The poker game started with five players: Jack, Garrus, Tali, Miranda, and Shepherd. Upon realizing she folded her pocket Queens to Shep's Flat Tire, Jack flipped the table and stormed off. Garrus busted out next, followed by Tali, proving that just because you wear a mask doesn't mean you don't have tells. Of course, Shep was the chip leader, but Miranda was not far behind. It turns out that a calculated cleavage flash is an excellent way to throw your opponents off their game. This pack of playing cards is the perfect gift for fans of the Mass Effect games. Each card features artwork from the video game and all of your favorite characters are included. We love the slick appearance of these cards; it's clear that they were designed by fans of the game that wanted the artwork to blend seamlessly with the suits and numbers of the playing card deck. Now if we can just find some people to play with... Product Specifications Pack of playing cards featuring Mass Effect characters 52 cards plus 2 jokers included Quality artwork takes up the majority of the card face Legion would be boss at poker, but we don't invite Geth Officially licensed Bioware collectible
Wonder Woman Apron
"You might be asking what the Princess of the Amazons has to do with cooking. Allow us to enlighten you as to why Wonder Woman is the best chef that ever was. For starters, her superhuman strength, stamina, and agility would negate the need for most appliances. Lemonade? Sure, she'll squeeze every drop out of that lemon. Dice a 10-lb bag of potatoes? Give her 30 seconds and a sharp knife. And if she forgot an ingredient, she could just fly to the supermarket. Just remember, her Lasso of Truth will prevent you from lying about the quality of her cooking. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it! Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Wonder Woman costume One size fits most adults Size: 27""W x 31""H, 24"" neck loop, 33"" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low"
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
Portal 2 Test Candidate Hoodie
Officially-licensed Portal gear! We've provided one end of this portal. The other end is up to you. Stuck in an endless meeting? Time to break out your handy dandy Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and WOMPF yourself a way out. Elementary school concert? WOMPF. DMV? WOMPF. The possibilities are endless. This light grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull is a silver-colored 2D Companion Cube. We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Or if you plan on eating a lot of cake. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. Front Length(from where hood meets shoulder) 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in.
Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag
"You know what the great thing about bags is? They hold stuff. And you have stuff. What a coincidence! But you don't want just any bag. The bag you choose says something about you. The The Bag of Holding Messenger Bag? I have a 10 foot pole, and I'm not afraid to use it. And this one? I'd rather be gaming. Retro-style. You can have my console when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands. The Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag measures 11"" tall x 15"" long with a 4"" gusset across the bottom. The front panel zips off to be reversible. One side is the classic NES controller; the other side is a pattern made out of tiny controllers. This reversible panel snaps closed with a side release (quick release) buckle to keep your stuff inside. Lifting the panel reveals a pocket, good for files, a composition notebook, TPS reports, and other goodies. The main compartment has a zipper across the top and a tiny zipper pouch inside for memory cards, thumb drives, or Starbucks gift cards. The shoulder strap is adjustable webbing and has a maximum 24"" drop. Made from 100% polyester for its durability and hydrophobic qualities. We like that word. I think that means we have hydrophobaphilia. But we digress. The bag. Buy it. Product features Durable, machine-washable polyester material (remove the reversible panel first) Shoulder strap adjusts up to 52"" long for a 24"" drop Not padded, but you can always add your own Dimensions: inside approx. 11"" tall x 15"" long x 4"" wide ""Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?"" Let's find out together! Laptop Fitting Guide Measure your laptop. Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17"" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop. ""But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"" If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive. ""I've got the measurements! Now what?"" Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another."
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
USB Mushroom Lamp
"Ever wonder what Mario would do if he couldn't lay pipe or rescue princesses anymore? Would he get a desk job? His fingers are a little too fat for data entry, so maybe Mario could get an entry level job at a call center, where he can sit in an ultra-tiny cube and answer the phone, ""It's-a Mario! How canna I help you today?"" And clearly, should Mario be a cube dweller, he'd want to illuminate his workspace with these super cute Mushroom Lamps. The red lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you! Each lamp is powered through USB and the inner light is provided by magic... or two super bright white LEDs, believe what you will. Product Specifications Red & green mushroom lamps for your desk or nightstand Inner light provided by magic (or 2 super bright white LEDs, believe what you will) Press mushroom once to switch on, press again to switch off Mushroom diameter: 13 cm (5.12""), base diameter: 10.8 cm (4.25""), height: 14 cm (5.5"") Powered by USB"
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man Shirt
This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotubes into your brain. The chest-mounted uni-beam is powered by photons, which it collects and then disperses when the wearer enters a dark area. For all body parts covered by the Mark IX's new form factor, the suit provides protection from adverse weather conditions, UV rays, and temperature extremes. It is designed for up to two days of use inside Earth's atmosphere, although after the first 12 hours of use its effectiveness is reduced. After 24 hours, it begins to act as a repulsor. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Shirt has three components: the t-shirt, a light panel with a long cable, and a battery box. When fresh batteries are in the battery box and the unit is switched on, the Arc Reactor shines brightly. So this particular arc reactor isn't going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide. Product Specifications Officially licensed Marvel collectible Black cotton t-shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Looks like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit Flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior Provides protection from adverse weather, UV rays, and temperature extremes With fresh batteries in the battery box, Arc Reactor will glow when switched on Will not prevent shrapnel from reaching your heart Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: 1. Detach cable from battery box. 2. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. 3. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat.