Kegzie Beverage Cooler
Hold us closer, tiny kegger. We‘ll be your blue-jean baby and give you a pirate smile and go dancing in the sand. Are we drunk? Only on life, friends. Only on life.
The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
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Portal 2 Aperture Water Bottles
"Knowing Cave Johnson, the water supply at Aperture Labs was most likely always tampered with in some way. Maybe one month he would test extra fluoride to see if the employees got fewer cavities. Then the next he'd try some chemical that promised to grow a more fetching beard. (And if you were lucky, he only had the lab boys rig up the one in the men's locker room to do that.) That Cave left no Science stone unturned, so water was probably no exception. Luckily for you, your water supply probably doesn't contain Mantis Men antibodies. But you can still drink like a testing candidate by using these Portal 2 water bottles. The 1970s bottle is glass with a metal lid and features the 1970s Aperture Science logo. If you failed the butterfingers test, perhaps plastic is more your speed; get your Science on with the 1980s bottle, made of BPA-free hard plastic. Stay hydrated, future Mantis Men and Ladies! Product Specifications Two water bottles for fans of Portal 2 It's important to stay hydrated while testing Officially licensed Portal 2 collectibles 70s bottle: Features 1970s Aperture Science logo Made of glass with a metal lid Designed for cold beverages Not suitable for microwave, cooking, or freezing Dishwasher safe (hand wash lid) BPA-free (cuz hey, it's glass) 9"" tall, holds 18 ounces 80s bottle: Features 1980s Aperture Science logo Made of BPA-free plastic Designed for cold beverages Not suitable for microwave, cooking, or freezing Love your bottle: hand wash only 10.25"" tall, holds 32 ounces"
$9.99 $17.99 (- 44%)
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting...
There is only one word to describe this mug. Cover your ears, folks, because that word is BADASS. The Battle Mug starts out as a 13.5 pound solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum before it enters a state of the art CNC facility in Huntsville, Alabama. This facility produces specialized parts and equipment for the U.S. Department of Defense, major weapons manufacturers, NASA, and a host of other companies working at the U.S. Rocket and Space Center. Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows you to mount a tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (AKA beer goggles) or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations. A standard issue M4 carry handle is included. Each individually serialized Battle Mug is built with the Operator in mind and features Mil-Spec Type III anodizing and a crenelated base. It's perfect for knocking out drug lords, stomping on terrorists, or brain-squashing zombies. But mostly, you'll want to use it to drink up to 24 ounces of your favorite frosty beverage. Don't forget to pour one out for all the brave men and women who gave the ultimate sacrifice for their country. Product Specifications The most badass mug ever created Made in the USA of solid 6061 T6 billet aluminum M1913 rail interface system to mount your beer goggles Includes a standard issue M4 carry handle Individually serialized and limited edition Fun idea: Bring your Battle Mug to an engraving store and get the bottom engraved with the name of your favorite soldier. Love your mug: Hand-wash. Dishwasher detergents are very high in alkalinity, which will strip the anodic coating of your Battle Mug and cause permanent damage.
SpillNot No-Spill Mug Holder
We love our coffee and TeaEarlGreyHot and caffeinated hot chocolate, but if we had a nickel for every time we've spilled hot beverage on ourselves, we'd have at least five dollars. Who knew the walk from the kitchen back to our cubes would be so fraught with danger? The SpillNot mug holder will save you from spills with the magic of physics! Science FTW! Here's how it works: When you hold a cup of hot beverage, inertia keeps the liquid from moving. But when you walk, you create horizontal force, causing the side of the cup to press against the liquid, which then rises up and over the edge of the cup. The flexible loop handle of SpillNot cannot deliver a lateral acceleration to the saucer or the cup. As the handle moves horizontally, the saucer and cup swing up slightly in the opposite direction, balancing everything out so the liquid stays in the cup. When you are walking normally, the only force acting in a direction that is not parallel to the sides of the cup is the force of gravity. (Of course, if you apply a vertical force by jerking your hand around or dropping the SpillNot, all bets are off!) If the SpillNot is swung all the way around in a loop such that the cup is upside down at the top of the arc, the liquid does not pour out of the cup due to the force which acts in the opposite direction as gravity when the cup is at the top of the arc. (Note: Try this outside with plastic cups first. You need to experiment to get the right amount of speed in your swing.) Ready to carry your burning hot beverage around the office with confidence? Prepared to amaze your friends with crazy stunts starring physics? Get your own SpillNot and be the Mr. Wizard of the office. Product Specifications Genius invention that lets you carry a full cup without spilling it Put the cup on the base, lift and carry SpillNot by the strap You can even do tricks (with some practice, try outside first!) Excellent gift for: science teachers, people who spill drinks a lot Black plastic base with non-slip coaster and woven nylon strap Dimensions: 7.5" tall, 6.25" at widest point, 4.5" wide base for mug
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Aperture Science Mug
"Welcome to Aperture Laboratories, A Trusted Friend in Science! One of the many perks of working here is that Aperture provides all the human fuel you can drink. Human fuel, or ""coffee"" as it is often called, is available in break rooms throughout the lab. A quality human fuel receptacle can be acquired through the monkeys at ThinkGeek. Please do not use your Aperture Science Mug outside of designated areas, and please do not utilize your Aperture Science Mugs to ingest unsafe liquids or neurotoxins. Maybe you'll find someone else to give you coffee... maybe Black Mesa? (That was a joke, ha ha, FAT CHANCE!) Anyway, this coffee is great, so delicious and hot. But look at me still talking when there's science to do..."
$9.99 $14.99 (- 33%)
Starbucks Evergreen Coffee and Tea
Send thanks and good wishes with this gift of Starbucks Coffee and Tazo Tea delights! A perfect way to show your gratitude or send your appreciation for a job well done, this lovely cream basket contains three classic Starbucks coffees: French Roast, Caffe Verona and Starbucks VIA ready brew, six Tazo Tea bags and two sweet Nonni's biscotti, as well as a classic green Starbucks logo mug. Exquisite and ready to be enjoyed!
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AeroShot - Breathable Chocolate
"We have a problem with the name of this product. ""Le Whif"" is not a word in French. Although we suppose that ""Le Smell"" or ""Les Microns of Food"" just doesn't sound quite the same. Oh well. It is what it is. We have to say, despite looking a little like you're sucking on a lipstick or smoking an extra short cigar, this product is pretty darn cool. Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup. Product Specifications Recommended for use by geeks over 18 Special inhaler allows you to taste chocolate without eating A 3-pack of chocolatey goodness, including 1 Cherry Chocolate 1 Chocolate Chocolate 1 Mint Chocolate Tube is 100% biodegradable Each Whif contains 300mg of chocolate, 40-80mg per inhalation (less than 1 calorie) Great for dieters and possibly smokers who prefer chocolate flavor . No, it won't go into your lungs. The particles will fall deliciously on your tongue. Le Whif is ingested, not inhaled. Le Whif should not be used by people with ragweed allergies. May contain traces of soy and wheat Do not use Le Whif in conjunction with alcohol Chocolate Whif ingredients: Organic cane sugar, organic cocoa solids, organic vanilla, natural flavors. May contain traces of soy, wheat, and gluten."
$5.24 $6.99 (- 25%)
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Nutella Hazelnut Spread - 13 oz.
The Original Hazelnut Spread. Contains Skim Milk And Cocoa Made With Over 50 Hazelnuts Per Jar Contains No Artificial Colors Or Artificial Preservatives Made In Canada
$3.49 $4.29 (- 19%)
Giant Gummy Bear
giant gummy bear: Believe it or not, gummy bears have been around since the 1920s, when they were introduced in Germany. But it's taken more than 90 years to arrive at their latest, greatest incarnation—humonstrous proportions. This giant 5 lb. gummy bear is bigger than a football and sure to satisfy even the most die-hard gummy addict. And as a table topper or conversation piece it can't be beat.